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The pAArty Never Stops

Filed under: Mischa Barton

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She's fallen and she can't get up!

Mushy Farton continues the good times in Berlin.

The former TV actress ate floor while arriving at the Seven Star Gallery at 1.17 A.M. this morning.

She found her slip to be incredibly funny.

We find her non-existent career to be even funnier. Just ask her agents former agents!

[Image via WENN.]



40 comments to “The pAArty Never Stops”

  1. i< says – reply to this
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    first and LMFAO

  2. KIKI says – reply to this
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    EW

  3. lala says – reply to this
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    shes skinnier then you perez
    stop caling her fat
    you're the FATASSSSS

  4. meme says – reply to this
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    1st what a fattttty

  5. sensi says – reply to this
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    are you kidding….MUSHY FART

  6. redho says – reply to this
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    THIRD

  7. pary says – reply to this
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    first

  8. Evan says – reply to this
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    You know what's funny Perez? When you make fun of celebrities careers. It's SOOOO funny when you imply that Mischa isn't working. Seriously. I almost piss myself laughing when you say things like "her agents" and then strike it out and put "her former agents". AHHHHHAHAHA FUCK YOU ARE SO FUNNY PEREZ. HOW DO YOU DO IT?! HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS, AND I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT YOU KEEP ME UP TO DATE ON MISCHA'S FLOUNDERING CAREER.

    Mushy might be a bitch, and she might not be getting much work, but even starring in that fucking t.A.T.u. movie is more exciting than your Hot Topic meet and greets, which went badly might I add.

    I also love that you only pick on women. Jessica Alba? Jennifer Aniston? Miley Cyrus? Mischa Barton? You're a fucking sexist pig, you know that?

  9. Angel says – reply to this
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    She smells like that chick's perfume, I am sure…

  10. elle says – reply to this
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    AT LEAST SHES HOTTER THAN U PEREZ YOU DISGUSTING FATSO

  11. kk says – reply to this
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    Why the need for so much nastiness Perez…lay off. There is going to be a special place in hell for you if you don't back off…you can post the pics, but watch the ugliness!!! So unnecessary!!

  12. han says – reply to this
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    BATMAN RULES love it in OZ

  13. LaChi says – reply to this
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    ha ha ha ha…

  14. Lala says – reply to this
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    Who is She?

  15. bunse says – reply to this
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    Time for her to utilize those two reliable career revitalizers - release a sex tape or pose for Playboy.

  16. Rob says – reply to this
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    U are a sexist pig Perez…U whine all the time about the gay-haters, but u are just as bad about young women.

  17. poofa says – reply to this
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    why dont you get a proper job perez?? all u do is sit at a computer screen to spy and criticize everyone elses careers! whatever mischas doing will always be a step up from you.

    HOW DARE you call other people ugly… when you are soooo disgusting!!!! god! you are the ugliest guy in hollywood..

    GET A REAL JOB

  18. barto says – reply to this
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    perez is great!!!

    For years so much crap was rammed down the publics throat by the OLD media - and most people don't think so they just go along with it - perez just holds them up for what they are - THAT@S ENTERTAINMENT!

  19. me! says – reply to this
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    tHAT IS SO FUNNY! She is becoming the New Tara Reid. Perez you were right. why wont she just get some gigs already.

    www.thoughts.com/beast22/blog
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  20. jamie says – reply to this
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    Well I love Perez… But I love MIsha..
    I dont see what all the hating is about?? And really.. lay off MIley.. she's not even old enough to vote… so i mean.. stop making her out to be what YOU WOULD LOVE her to be..

    Oh.. I still have love for you PErez…. any chance of a sex tape being leaked anytime soon??

  21. Lala says – reply to this
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    Oh now I know who She is!
    Is She just having fun or another waste of talent on Drugs and booze??

  22. yea says – reply to this
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    it's true. he always just picks on women. its like.. if he picks on a show, its always the Women on the show he focuses on..

  23. kills says – reply to this
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    Ummm, Let's see, down on her knees, mouth open, surrounded by men, sounds about right. Have a great weekend Perez

  24. Jeal? says – reply to this
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    Re: yea – Becuz he/she is jealous of all real Ladies!?

  25. jamie says – reply to this
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    Well Perez picks on HOT chicks allt he time.. because he's jealous..
    He also hides behind this persona PEREZ because he is INSECURE, INDENIAL, LOST,
    STop hating perez… I have a little sister.. adn if you ever made her out to be what your trying to do with myley.. i'd have you sniped.
    you might go to hell for this.. you know that right??
    and i hear SATAN is straight… and a homophode.

  26. FUkil says – reply to this
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    Re: kills – Typical thing a Guy would think and say!

  27. pigbo says – reply to this
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    Maybe you can give her advice on what to do with a stalled-out acting career, Perez.

  28. boo says – reply to this
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    shes hotttt

  29. 29

    hehe. mushy farton. shes a mess.
    hooking up with cisco adler was also
    a mistake. with his "balls".

  30. AMO says – reply to this
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    It looks like she's bending down to pick up her purse or something. Get off her already.

  31. 31

    just because sad perez has no life and no friends. infact perez s so lonely he has to refer to himself as "we"…………….mischa is a young girl who has been working from a young age, shes right to go out and have some fun!

    how sad is perez….shes laughing while your red faced and bitter, jealous fug

  32. randi says – reply to this
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    still love her.

  33. Lola says – reply to this
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    Did anyone notice that she is ALWAYS WEARING TIGHTS since her cottage cheese thighs were exposed recently????? Even in HOT HOT HOT weather (think of the Pocahontis outfit in New York). Good for her-COVER THOSE BAD BOYS UP!!!!!!!!

  34. P says – reply to this
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    OMG…1:17am on a school night??? What was she thinking!!!

    Seriously, you fat sodomite..let's stop trying to create drama and scandal you turd.

  35. dsmfn says – reply to this
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    I like MISCHA!!!

  36. Bo says – reply to this
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    She had just finnished squatting down to pet a dog, and was standing back up, with her knees together. Apparently, the pooch tickled her funny.
    Check photo wenn site.

  37. mb says – reply to this
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    perez is a fag.
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    cant you tell this picture is doctored/perez is lying? shes probably picking something up. oh my goshhhH! mischa bends overrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. pinea says – reply to this
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    1 AM in Berlin is just when things are getting started…

    It's EARLY

  39. ann says – reply to this
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    mischa barton isn't fat. cmon stop insulting so much perez

  40. Himbo says – reply to this
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    Lol! Me loves it! Keep-em comin, please.

    I find it more amusing that people are so offended, I guess they don't get it.