A Few Helpful Red Carpet Rules
Filed under: Sin City > Corey Feldman
'80s hasbeen Corey Feldman celebrated his wife's 40th birthday at The Bank in Las Vegas on Friday night.
1) Check your gloss before you walk down the red carpet to make sure your lips don't look like you've been sucking Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole.
and
2) Never borrow your clothes from Michael Jackson's closet*.
*Unless it's his fabulous Peter Pan outfit that you wanna wear at the Halloween party. That's acceptable.
Posted: July 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm
MOI?
Gavin??
maggie's ahole? i don't get it
haha FIRST Comment!!!!!!!!!
you need to explain why you dont like maggie
HA i was first
1st
barf. barf. barf.
C
shut up all you FIRST motherfuckers.
Stupid fags
40?really??
haha
SHUT UP CHUBS
You're one to be criticizing red carpet attire. Have you seen what you look like in the mirror? You're scarier than the Joker. It wasn't enough that you said that insulting and tasteless Maggie review on your lame Batman critique. Now you have posted it yet again. You're disfugsting. I hope some std infested dick makes your mouth and ass so crusty you will never be able to put your fat ugly face on this site again. YOU'RE A SAD LITTLE UNEDUCATED CUBAN WITH NO CLASS. You give fags and latinos a bad name.
Bad but not too bad. I think this is one of the better photos that I have seen of him in a while.
Perez your ego is out fo control, who are you to judge any body's appearance. You are not your ego figure it out man you are wasting a life on this kind of hatered and teaching people to express such ugliness. Just be
YOU HAVE THE MOST HORRIBLE SPEAKING VOICE PEREZ. IT IS PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO YOU TALK.
What does Maggie Have to do with this??
what dos Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole has to do with? yours would suit better. fat people sweat more
perez you stupid fuckface, susie feldman isnt 40 years old, she's like 26 or something like that. check your facts you moron
HIS WIFE IS NOT 40 YOU MORON. She's 26. COREY FELDMAN ISN'T EVEN 40 YEARS OLD. So what are you talking about?
And, really, Perez, when it comes to fashion, people in glass houses….
what the hell is your problem with maggie gyllenhaal? seriously… jealousy is ugly.
his wife is only 26
I was pretty sure Cory's wife is in her 20s. I remember he got married on the Sureal Life (she was about 21 then). Am I wrong?
Re: ken – my thoughts EXACTLY.
OMG!
That was mean.
LOL
Maggie's asshole? LMAO!!!
maggie is amazing and better then most women in hollywood these days.
Clearly he is being sarcastic about her 40th birthday as he thinks she's a loser, and perhaps looks a little 'rough' for her age.
He looks better than you Perez, you Raft Riding(Cuban Reference), ugly, AIDS baby.
YOUR FUCKIN' NASTY YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!
IMA BUST A CAP UPP YOUR ASSS!
LETS GO TO THE OC FAIR!
Take a good long hard look in the mirror tubby. You no like what you see therefore insult anyone who looks better then you.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
WOW! HIS WIFE IS 40?! SHE IS SOO FREAKIN' BEAUTIFUL!!! BLESS THEM BOTH!! AND IF YOU EVER WATCHED THEIR SHOW, YOU WILL SEE THAT SHE REALLY IS A STAND-UP, SMART, WONDERFUL WOMAN!
HAHAHAHAHA Perez is putting down someone clothes… does he OWN a mirror??? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Corey is a Douche but his wife Susie was born in 1982. She is a friend of mine and sooo not 40. She is wayyyy too hot for him! kissseeeesss perez ya sexy bitch!
you make me laugh perez.
man, i can't wait til in a couple years you're such a fatter has been than you already are. no one cares what you have to say. get it through your stupid worthless head.
Maggie Gyllenhaal is fab.
Perez- lay off certain people u just don't happen 2 like. Save your venom 4 those who deserve it.
ALSO: your avatar/nickname registration process does NOT work. I have been trying for 2 days. Fix it, dude.
give it up, fatso. you usually look like the pillsbury doughboy stuffed into something taken from a tween girls closet. fuhget about it when you add make up. porky shouldn't comment, really.
His wife is only 26.
Susie is not 40 you idiot!
shut up, chris.
Love,
perez
xoxo
Someone should tell him that it's not 1989 anymore.
I think he looks great, and his wife is only in her mid 20's.
Re: lolagurl – Doesn't take much to make YOU laugh. DOES IT!!!!?
Perez, you should do "separated at birth" shot of Corey Feldman and Grandpa from the Munsters.
Seriously! That outfit is so 80's. AT least he dyed his hair back to another natural shade, rather than the shoe polish black he's been sporting on "The Two Coreys"
If you people hate Perez so much, why are you always on his site? Losers.
I think he looks young and hep…and hot, whats wrong with that? Hes out for the evening.
You on the other hand would look hideous in this outfit, (or any outfit)…Dont be jealous.
If his wife is 40 then dammmm she is doing something right, she is gorgeous!
Why is Maggie being brought into this?
STOP TALKING ABOUT MAGGIE G., YOU DON'T REACH EVEN TO HER ANKLES!
Well, enjoy yourself till it lasts..
I think you have reached your peak Perez, and now you're on your way down
WHY do you judge people on moral grounds and then proceed to write things like they've been sucking on Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole? You can't do both of those things!
i like maggie gyllenhall and i like turtles
ima maggie turtle
turtle
god why are people so defensive over corey F. michael jacksons bitch boy.
team corey h
shut up stephisdead and LOVE YOUR TURTLES
LEAVE MAGGIE ALONE ,PEREZITO ..SHE IS A GREAT ACTRESS,AND JAKE'S SIS…….
Re: luv –
shut up, luv.
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He has had SO MUCH Plastc surgery!!! Fake nose and Holy Botox and Restilin across his puffy face-just imagine if he would have stayed a normal Jewish boy instead of trying to look like a white woman just like his Man crush M.J…
Whatever. He's still the shiz.
40 - you are such a smart ass…. I love it… You know damn well she is 26.
UMM…. Perez, Suzie is NOT 40!!!! She was born on June 7th 1982!!!! SHES ONLY 26!!!!
corey feldman is a washed up asshole who needs to stop putting down haim. he likes to think his life is better with his hag of a wife. she may be 26 but she does look like she's 40. feldman, you allowed your friend to get molested and you want to speak bad about him. go fuck yourself.
Susie looks like she's 40. Why does she keep trying to get famous from riding the coat tails of her has been husband?
Corey Feldman is a washed-up assclown and his wife is a snotty gold digger.
this guy is seriously stuck in a time warp.
Your reporting has begun to be shit…get your facts straight or dont say anything at all. I used to stick up for you…but youve changed.
HE AGED A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN YOU'RE AGING. YOU LOOK OLDER THAN HIM!!!
Whatever Perez, Feldman rules.
Dude I think he looks good, I'd fuck him. And I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, even if you were straight. So maybe you should take a look in the mirror girl!
I thought his wife was about 48!
looks good to me you fat greasey pig. he dresses waayy better than your gaudy ass.
Perez;
FYI,,, You have made an error…..Susie Feldman was born in 1982 so she CAN'T be celebrating her 40th birthday.I suggest you do some background work before posting your so called news.
Perez is JEALOUS of Corey!!!! Ha ha ha ha BITCH! Suck it!
What the f*!k is wrong with Maggie's a-hole? What's your problem with her? Maybe your jealous it's not your a-hole!!!!