A Few Helpful Red Carpet Rules

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'80s hasbeen Corey Feldman celebrated his wife's 40th birthday at The Bank in Las Vegas on Friday night.

1) Check your gloss before you walk down the red carpet to make sure your lips don't look like you've been sucking Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole.

and

2) Never borrow your clothes from Michael Jackson's closet*.

*Unless it's his fabulous Peter Pan outfit that you wanna wear at the Halloween party. That's acceptable.

    Posted: Jul 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Missy says – reply to this


      101

      I was famous here in Minneapolis at almost the same time :) !

      Cory, I wouldn't push it, just live and appreciate what you have!

      Keep rolling forward! You had your 15!!!!

      Looking back, is very hazardous to you health.

      Love you Perez!

      You make me LAUGH all the time!

      ~The Miss

    2. jessy says – reply to this


      102

      WHAT ABOUT those bloody awful white pants you always wear Perez? They are PURE polyester, right? Besides, Feldman's neutral lip gloss is flattering. You are a mess when you get that red lippy out. That said bitches, I would've gone for another shirt.

    3. LeBon says – reply to this


      103

      Feldman was the most obnoxious needy nutcase on the Surreal Life but on the latest episodes of the two Coreys he seems to have somehow come to his senses for the most part. I guess that could be due to the contrast with Haim, but I am now rooting for him to do well again even if his wife sucks.

    4. Marc says – reply to this


      104

      Feldmans wife looks old in a bad way
      She needs to get rid of the overly dark hair and stuckup attitude



    5. 105

      1. Leave Cory and Cory alone,, either Cory, both Cory's,, just stop with the Cory bashing already,, it's never making sense and your hate for them is silly,,
      2. Perez cannot give advice on Red Carpet attire because Perez dresses like a dildo on the red carpet
      3. Cory Feldman looks damn hot for his age and all men wear make-up on the red carpet,,
      4. Why would he looked like this after sucking Maggie's ahole? I don't get that,, you must of been sniffing crack fumes when you wrote this,,

    6. Kath says – reply to this


      106

      I think he looks fine, and leave maggie alone dummy.

    7. luv says – reply to this


      107

      I LOVE Corey Feldman and Corey Haim- a little more!
      L
      O
      S
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      B
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      !

    8. Kathy says – reply to this


      108

      OMG He Looks GREAT!

    9. Keven says – reply to this


      109

      Perez, admit You use to Jackoff to Him when You were younger or even now! He's a DOLL!

    10. Mpls says – reply to this


      110

      Re: Missy – I'm from MPLS and never heard of You!
      Everyone has heard of The COREY'S!!

    11. Jeal says – reply to this


      111

      All You Jealous Corey Haters: DO YOU have a TV Show?
      JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    12. sdfds says – reply to this


      112

      R u kidding me? U r telling HIM what not to wear and shit hahahah, did u look in the mirror lately? If not - u should… At least this guy was famous for some movies, what r u famous for? And he still looks better than u! so STFU :)

    13. sm says – reply to this


      113

      his lips look like he was sucking on a crack pipe. thought he was off that shit.

    14. Ladyb says – reply to this


      114

      I am pretty sure his wife is not 40…according to the August issue of playboy she is 26. I am just saying…might want to get your facts straight or maybe your both wrong!!!

    15. lol says – reply to this


      115

      40 yr old wife? how is that funny. she barely looks legal.

    16. hmmm says – reply to this


      116

      Fact Check
      Susie isn't 40 for gods sakes.
      =p

    17. 2cute says – reply to this


      117

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am ROTFLMAO…..:):)

    18. Drrr says – reply to this


      118

      Always with the shades. What a douche! he still looks like a 15 year old. Bet he can't even grow a beard. Go away already ass.

    19. Casey says – reply to this


      119

      OMG I just seen his wife in playboy she looks good but she has piercings down below that look like they HURT!

    20. Corey says – reply to this


      120

      Hey Perez you light in the loafers lard ass, why don't you call me a Tranny to my face? Your eyes will be so puffed up from the beating you won't see that peanut sized winkie of yours for a month. You know how to reach me, Do It you fat tub of shit. Corey F.

    21. HunyL says – reply to this


      121

      Corey looks good here!!! Whatever Perez! An you dont wear some gloss from time to time? Sad to say, I used to fantasize that his limo would break down on my street and he'd have to stay with me and my parents for like a week.
      Jesus! I think I need help! Ha! This was back in the 80's I swear!

    22. nikki says – reply to this


      122

      sounds like you're jealous of mr. feldman

    23. susie says – reply to this


      123

      susie is such a antagonizer she starts shit up on her show and acts innocent knowing she is saying things that provoke her husband to think of shit to be pissed off at, she does it on purpose and she is soooo fake!!! I love corey feldman but he can find someone so much better who doesn't have old face and is not always so pissed off, she acts like the world revolves around her.

    24. Tash says – reply to this


      124

      Oh no - I have those sunglasses!!

    25. neesh says – reply to this


      125

      suzy is not 40 you fucktard.

    26. denni says – reply to this


      126

      haha you fool! Ssuie Feldman is a hot 26 year old!

    27. Nat says – reply to this


      127

      That Maggie remark was so random…i dont get it either.

    28. Faye says – reply to this


      128

      Wow there are a lot of people that can't stand you. Who knew I thought I was the only one.

    29. c says – reply to this


      129

      Perez (or writers), choose biting jokes that make sense

    30. Chloe says – reply to this


      130

      NO-I've seen The Two Coreys..and it really bugs the crap out of me that his lips are so red all the time. And what bugs me even more is that he thinks he's still SO well known that he needs to wear those damned sunglasses all the time! He cant' have that many fans that he needs to hide himself from. His wife is very pretty but annoying–and needs some damn HEAVY duty conditioner on that flat ironed hair.



    31. 131

      Aww. I still love the Feldman after all these years! Susie is cute too. And poor Maggie…why the hate?

    32. Nikki says – reply to this


      132

      His wife is not 40, and I think he looks great.

    33. sonia says – reply to this


      133

      his wife can not be 40-I believe she is way younger than that—check the facts

    34. I lov says – reply to this


      134

      Um Corey looks good there so IDK why they are busting on him.
      And his wife isn't even 30 yet.

    35. Matt says – reply to this


      135

      His wife's 40th birthday? I'm 26 and his wife was born the same year as me.

    36. Anna says – reply to this


      136

      Hey - I think Corey looks Hot!!! Love the shades and jacket! The vest is a little much but he is the B-Day boy and can wear what he likes! Love ya Corey.

    37. whate says – reply to this


      137

      Corey HAIM is the one we care about…not this one. Where's the scoop on Corey H?

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