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Cristiano Ronaldo continues to enjoy his time in Los Angeles.
The soccer stud lounged by the pool on Friday, chatting up some hoochie hos.
His skin is starting to turn purple!
We really hope he's wearing some sunscreen…and using condoms.
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Posted: July 19, 2008 at 7:13 pm
What's the saying? Wish we had the wisdom of an older person but the body of a younger person?
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nice tan.
so yummy!
i wonder if he has tan lines?
Hes the beeeeeeeeest footballer in the world baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FIRST!
he is looking kind of dark…..and not in a good way.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THIS WHORE. YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SUCK OFF.
HOT.
boooooooooooooooooooooring……….. he is interesting only when playing soccer :-p
Mmmm… I bet she puts those sparkly heels around his neck.
KAS
omg he got soooo dark! nice nice!
FIRST?!
He is soooo HOT!!!!
I hope so to Perez. Our UV rays are strong here in America. Wear sunscreen Ronaldo. And stay away from the women. 1 out 4 women have a STD's. lol. Or there put a case on him.
why yall obsssesed with being first ?!
& wow hes startin to look tacky
Yeah, he does need to watch the tanning or he'll look like an old leather purse by the time he's 40. I've been sporting the elmers glue look for years and because of it I don't have a lot of wrinkles.
I WOULD TAP THAT!! he's so damn hott oh the things i could do to him
When are you gonna dish about the Britney/K.Fed custody battle? Seeing how K.Fed got full legal and physical custody and all..
OKKK..THAT IS LIKE UBER TAN!!! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD! WATCH OUT FOR THAT SKIN CANCER! GO SIT IN A DARK ROOM!!
He keeps tanning like that, he's gonna end up looking like SEAL in no time.
an apple up his butt and he's ready for the oven!
i honestly love this boy
i like him purple
and man-ho-y
and i like even more as a 150 million euro prize of the a soccer club thats willing to pay.
thank GOD he dumped the ugly model.
Re: Perez –
i would tap it twice as hard.
and then hit it again
This guy is courting disaster….wearing rosary beads around one's neck is a definite no-no. He will have Catholic groups coming after his heiny….and, not in a good way.
I love him!!!
My thoughts exactly. His skin looks like leather. SUNSCREEN, RONALDO!
he totally needs pec implants. he doesn't have a good upper body physique.
he's portuguese we're that color naturally!
Good God, could he get any darker? Yuck. Not a good look.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS SKIN?
LMAO
the girl next to him is wearing diamondy heels ir something beyond tacky
he would be interested in girls that do stuff like that
he looks gross p.s.
wayyyy too orange!
EARTH CALLING PEREZ HILTON: He's not a celeb and nobody in the US (and I mean NOBODY!) is covering him except you. Nobody gives a rats ass about him and you're trying to make him into someone important is as pathetic as your clothing line!
He keeps dumping all these girls. Maybe he's gay.
You should ask him out Perez!
Re: Kim – How is the elmers glue applied?
He doesn't even look like that guy with the sunglasses on you posted last week. He has definetly been hitting the tanning beds or Mystic tan…..He's good looking, but a man whore…Maaaja turn-off!
hot hot hottie jalapeño the spiciest pepper in town!
or so the commercial goes. either way, it applies to cristiano.
how is this possible? I mean he is injured and is in one of the hospitals n portugal!! by the way does anyone know when did this happen? His gf is not this fair and he left her.
that's not healthy..
Nummers! I likey likey this poco pollo fundido!
…hes orange…..
but hes hott so so what??
WHY DO MY COMMENTS NOT GET PosTED???!!! I WRITE TOTALLY GREAT THINGS AND THEY DiSAPPEAR. MAMA, slide me OVER THE PROXAC & I"LL TAKE it WHEN I DRINK THE BEER.
damn perez. enuf with this soccer dude takin up space on the page. understood that you wish your were a ups employee so you could handle his package, but enuf.
he is hot hahahha
Perez, damn you, why do you have to cover up the best part of him with your picture comments? Take the 'hi' off fool!
Leather Bag!!! Too mcuh sun!!!!!
Perez, you fuck! Why won't you report on the Madonna & A-Rod sex tape?!
papi chulo!!!!!!!!
he's so hot
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He's hot but that orange/brown look is not good!!!!! Tan is nice but that looks ridiculous! The sun can be so bad for you! He'll look so old if he doesn't use sunscreen!
Us Chops normally get that dark every summer. Its called "O Bronze"
Who wears evening sandals to the pool and keeps them on?
OMG!! I am so jealous of that gurl but at the same time, I am happy for him that he left his gf..
His face looks kinda meaty & weird here…
omg whos the whore next to him ???? prob just after his millions who bag
Por favor! Who cares about that guy?! I want to know the girl with those yummy legs! Que rico!
i wonder how pale his cock is underneath all that tan?
lol that's not christiano ronaldo
he is hot!
yikes…with the tan..i love the girls sandals…and the kid in the back..whats up with him..funny! 
Looks like he has a first-class ticket for the Cancer Express.
He is Potuguese and most like some sort of mixed (race). Therefore he may appear to be white, but beacuse of his etnicity become tanner than most.
Re: philt – lol. Mario wishes he could find out.
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
why is he wearing rosary around his neck ? stupid .
he is cooking himself, like a chicken in a rotisserie.
he's been tangoed, and not in a good way
If I could be anything I wanted to be, I would be that lounge he is sitting on.
that does not look healthy…
Re: LaChilindrina –
hahahaha..the kid in the background..yeah, whats up wit that?
AAH another Mexican?
Looks like he's the ho to me. He likes p*ssy a lot and PERVez like his d*ck so what else is new. The only difference is he gets more than he wants for free and PERVez has to pay for his.
the rosary around the neck is so madonna circa 1984…so overdone…giveit a break. as for the tan….he'll pay the price in about 15-20 years from now when his dermatologist will chop off half his face. not kidding…..stay out of the sun for realz!
He is a CUTIE…must watch his tanning not too over do it.
He is olive complexion so tans quickly and easily like most of us Portuguese!
He should be careful though…LUV him!!!
i.want.one.
This guy is pretty hot. He is really famous everywhere in the world except for the US, where obviously football (soccer) isn't very popular. He is the world's best footballer and earns €150,000 (Euro) per week playing football for Manchester United in England and is Portugese. He also commands €24 million per commercial for Nike, so he can well afford to sun himself in LA, whilst