Be Careful, Baby!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo continues to enjoy his time in Los Angeles.

The soccer stud lounged by the pool on Friday, chatting up some hoochie hos.

His skin is starting to turn purple!

We really hope he's wearing some sunscreen…and using condoms.

[Image via National Photo Group.]

Posted: Jul 19, 2008 at 7:13 pm / Email this »

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Hmmm says – reply to this

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What's the saying? Wish we had the wisdom of an older person but the body of a younger person?
Ronal says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
k says – reply to this

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FIRST!
wow says – reply to this

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nice tan.
Pink says – reply to this

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so yummy!
Ally says – reply to this

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i wonder if he has tan lines?
k says – reply to this

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Hes the beeeeeeeeest footballer in the world baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jen says – reply to this

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1
heath says – reply to this

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first?
Manda says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Loose says – reply to this

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he is looking kind of dark…..and not in a good way.
MISS CLEO says – reply to this

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I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THIS WHORE. YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SUCK OFF.
Manda says – reply to this

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HOT.
kelly says – reply to this

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boooooooooooooooooooooring……….. he is interesting only when playing soccer :-p
Huala says – reply to this

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Mmmm… I bet she puts those sparkly heels around his neck.

KAS
shiel says – reply to this

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omg he got soooo dark! nice nice!
FIRST?!
Alex says – reply to this

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He is soooo HOT!!!!
Mrs. says – reply to this

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I hope so to Perez. Our UV rays are strong here in America. Wear sunscreen Ronaldo. And stay away from the women. 1 out 4 women have a STD's. lol. Or there put a case on him.
squirrttxo says – reply to this

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why yall obsssesed with being first ?!
& wow hes startin to look tacky
Kim says – reply to this

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Yeah, he does need to watch the tanning or he'll look like an old leather purse by the time he's 40. I've been sporting the elmers glue look for years and because of it I don't have a lot of wrinkles.
Perez says – reply to this

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I WOULD TAP THAT!! he's so damn hott oh the things i could do to him
Tay says – reply to this

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When are you gonna dish about the Britney/K.Fed custody battle? Seeing how K.Fed got full legal and physical custody and all..
woot says – reply to this

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OKKK..THAT IS LIKE UBER TAN!!! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD! WATCH OUT FOR THAT SKIN CANCER! GO SIT IN A DARK ROOM!!
yes says – reply to this

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He keeps tanning like that, he's gonna end up looking like SEAL in no time.
BARBIE says – reply to this

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an apple up his butt and he's ready for the oven!
merie says – reply to this

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i honestly love this boy
i like him purple
and man-ho-y
and i like even more as a 150 million euro prize of the a soccer club thats willing to pay.
thank GOD he dumped the ugly model.
merie says – reply to this

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Re: Perez –
i would tap it twice as hard.
and then hit it again
itsonlyme says – reply to this

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This guy is courting disaster….wearing rosary beads around one's neck is a definite no-no. He will have Catholic groups coming after his heiny….and, not in a good way.
Love says – reply to this

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I love him!!!
Brit says – reply to this

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My thoughts exactly. His skin looks like leather. SUNSCREEN, RONALDO!
shoma says – reply to this

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he totally needs pec implants. he doesn't have a good upper body physique.
lexy says – reply to this

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he's portuguese we're that color naturally!
LeeLe says – reply to this

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Good God, could he get any darker? Yuck. Not a good look.
laura says – reply to this

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS SKIN?
ashle says – reply to this

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LMAO
the girl next to him is wearing diamondy heels ir something beyond tacky
he would be interested in girls that do stuff like that
he looks gross p.s.
wayyyy too orange!
Pwn3d says – reply to this

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EARTH CALLING PEREZ HILTON: He's not a celeb and nobody in the US (and I mean NOBODY!) is covering him except you. Nobody gives a rats ass about him and you're trying to make him into someone important is as pathetic as your clothing line!
socca says – reply to this

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He keeps dumping all these girls. Maybe he's gay.
You should ask him out Perez!
Mrs. says – reply to this

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Re: Kim – How is the elmers glue applied?
Slate says – reply to this

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He doesn't even look like that guy with the sunglasses on you posted last week. He has definetly been hitting the tanning beds or Mystic tan…..He's good looking, but a man whore…Maaaja turn-off!
McGillicutty says – reply to this

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hot hot hottie jalapeño the spiciest pepper in town!

or so the commercial goes. either way, it applies to cristiano.
zoey says – reply to this

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how is this possible? I mean he is injured and is in one of the hospitals n portugal!! by the way does anyone know when did this happen? His gf is not this fair and he left her.
sami says – reply to this

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that's not healthy..
des says – reply to this

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Nummers! I likey likey this poco pollo fundido!
kla says – reply to this

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…hes orange…..

but hes hott so so what??
how says – reply to this

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WHY DO MY COMMENTS NOT GET PosTED???!!! I WRITE TOTALLY GREAT THINGS AND THEY DiSAPPEAR. MAMA, slide me OVER THE PROXAC & I"LL TAKE it WHEN I DRINK THE BEER.
mcsmi says – reply to this

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damn perez. enuf with this soccer dude takin up space on the page. understood that you wish your were a ups employee so you could handle his package, but enuf.
McJJRC says – reply to this

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he is hot hahahha
Kely says – reply to this

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Perez, damn you, why do you have to cover up the best part of him with your picture comments? Take the 'hi' off fool!
DCW says – reply to this

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Leather Bag!!! Too mcuh sun!!!!!
MIMI says – reply to this

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Perez, you fuck! Why won't you report on the Madonna & A-Rod sex tape?!
pina says – reply to this

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papi chulo!!!!!!!!
he's so hot

˙˙∆∆˚˙˙
GGG says – reply to this

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He's hot but that orange/brown look is not good!!!!! Tan is nice but that looks ridiculous! The sun can be so bad for you! He'll look so old if he doesn't use sunscreen!
Chop says – reply to this

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Us Chops normally get that dark every summer. Its called "O Bronze"
lol says – reply to this

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Who wears evening sandals to the pool and keeps them on?
zoey says – reply to this

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OMG!! I am so jealous of that gurl but at the same time, I am happy for him that he left his gf..
K says – reply to this

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His face looks kinda meaty & weird here…
silvi says – reply to this

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omg whos the whore next to him ???? prob just after his millions who bag
tortilla monster says – reply to this

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Por favor! Who cares about that guy?! I want to know the girl with those yummy legs! Que rico!
philt says – reply to this

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i wonder how pale his cock is underneath all that tan?
jp says – reply to this

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lol that's not christiano ronaldo
LaChilindrina says – reply to this

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he is hot! yikes…with the tan..i love the girls sandals…and the kid in the back..whats up with him..funny!
Linds says – reply to this

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Looks like he has a first-class ticket for the Cancer Express.
Kibbe says – reply to this

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He is Potuguese and most like some sort of mixed (race). Therefore he may appear to be white, but beacuse of his etnicity become tanner than most.
xxxxx says – reply to this

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Re: philt – lol. Mario wishes he could find out.
HO says – reply to this

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Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
Madonna and A-Rod ahve sex tape!!!
a says – reply to this

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why is he wearing rosary around his neck ? stupid .
kat1 says – reply to this

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he is cooking himself, like a chicken in a rotisserie.
mags says – reply to this

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he's been tangoed, and not in a good way
:-) says – reply to this

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If I could be anything I wanted to be, I would be that lounge he is sitting on.
Sauza says – reply to this

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that does not look healthy…
herju says – reply to this

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Re: LaChilindrina –

hahahaha..the kid in the background..yeah, whats up wit that?
liam says – reply to this

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AAH another Mexican?
LkAtU says – reply to this

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Looks like he's the ho to me. He likes p*ssy a lot and PERVez like his d*ck so what else is new. The only difference is he gets more than he wants for free and PERVez has to pay for his.
vgrrl says – reply to this

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the rosary around the neck is so madonna circa 1984…so overdone…giveit a break. as for the tan….he'll pay the price in about 15-20 years from now when his dermatologist will chop off half his face. not kidding…..stay out of the sun for realz!
jojo says – reply to this

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He is a CUTIE…must watch his tanning not too over do it.
He is olive complexion so tans quickly and easily like most of us Portuguese!
He should be careful though…LUV him!!!
hartw says – reply to this

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i.want.one.
Alice says – reply to this

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This guy is pretty hot. He is really famous everywhere in the world except for the US, where obviously football (soccer) isn't very popular. He is the world's best footballer and earns €150,000 (Euro) per week playing football for Manchester United in England and is Portugese. He also commands €24 million per commercial for Nike, so he can well afford to sun himself in LA, whilst recovering from ankle surgery. He wears the rosary beads as they are meant to have been given to him by his late father. The readers of Perez's blog should remember that this website is not just used by people from the US - I live in Dublin, Ireland and read it. So I say the more he writes about people who are famous outside the US the better!!!!
Mia says – reply to this

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damn he's hot. who's the chick in hooker heels at the pool.
Ali says – reply to this

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He looks like Hellboy.
chari says – reply to this

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He looks like a fucking oompha-loompha. Good God man - get a fucking life. Perez - love you!!!!!!
nonam says – reply to this

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Well, he's naturally golden, so he tans easier than others. There's nothing wrong with sporting rosary beads, alot of Catholic, European and Latin men do it.
nyc says – reply to this

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How tacky! Why can't you have a 'crush' on someone more handsome and classic like Christian Bale.
Janessa J says – reply to this

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Wow, The Tan !!! hes so beautiful : )
POO says – reply to this

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Ouch! This guy is a nasty shade of orange. Ronnie: orange is not the new black, idiot! I will not be sleepng with him until he loses the nasty baked potato look.
LM says – reply to this

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haha perez you should see ronaldo in a speedo…
erika says – reply to this

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damn he's dark! too dark. o_O
aeiah says – reply to this

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Re: Tay –

It's actually 40/60…FOR NOW. The crazy bitch better not mess up, but yeah perez talk about BRITNEY she's way more interesting, even when she's behaving.
Lucy says – reply to this

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NOT APPEALING AT ALL! Perez, you like him now but you won't in 8 years when he looks 40 - you will drop him like a hot plate. Not to mention that he's a man whore spreading diseases. Kiddies if anyone of you ever see this guy on the street and decide to get a cheap thrill with him just make sure that he wears two condoms.
Danielle A. says – reply to this

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Oh my goodness. Could you give us some more Crissy? Please.
OUCH! says – reply to this

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The color of his skin hurts my fucking eyes- NO JOKE!!
lucyc says – reply to this

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HOTTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
epi says – reply to this

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um…i don't think he looks so much purple as like a tanned leather…badly tanned leather
Jessica says – reply to this

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Holy hell, you're going to have to start calling him blackface, because it looks like that's what he's going for. Dang!
KriSsY says – reply to this

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CAN I SAY THAT I KNOW SOMEONE FROM PORTUGAL, AND THAT THE SUN IS DIFFERENT HERE THAN IT IS FROM THERE. YOU WILL TAN DIFFERENTLY. THAT I NOT THE IMPORTANT ISSSUE THE BOY CAN PLAY SOCCER AND THAT IS THE ONLY IMPORTANT FACT…….
sza says – reply to this

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SKIN CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
demim says – reply to this

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thats where lil wayne got the inspiration for leather so soft
Carla says – reply to this

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OMG, what a dumbass. Overdone, burnt, damaged, ugh
Ashle says – reply to this

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I hope he has sun screen on and not just tan oil if any.

"he totally needs pec implants. he doesn't have a good upper body physique."
you clearly haven't seen him when he's in shape. He's obv not working out because of his foot but when he does his body is ripped everywhere.
mgr says – reply to this

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he kind of looks like Mario Lemieux in this picture….
kjhfk says – reply to this

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SEXY MANNNNN