Can Someone Please Translate???
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Courtney Love has posted another rambling rant on her official blog.
She's calling Ryan Adams not so nice names and making claims that he owes her a lot of money.
We tried to read her entire post, but it gave us a headache.
If anyone can translate what she wrote for us, it would be greatly appreciated!
Leave your translations…after the jump.
Posted: July 19, 2008 at 6:46 pm




First. Yay!
1st?
first bitches
first.
hole used to be good
hate that skeeze. Hate.
first?!
That poor woman needs some English lessons.
first
shes crazy!
first! murderer bitch
firstttt
1st!
haha, who knows she's crazy
First phukkas
1st
Don't give a shit. All I know is she should have killed herself instead of Kurt. ugly cunt.
she killed kurt
It says blah blah I'm a dirty slut
Simple….she's blaming everyone else for her life going in the toilet. She's back on drugs and losing her money. She's hating herself for being a bad mom.
Ryan R.? Who cares….
She looks good!
She looks really great!
not a clue… can't make anything out of it…
PS I read her bio and returned it. How dare they cut trees for that piece of shit.
she's fucking crazy.. kookoo cherry, indeed !
this is your blog
this is your blog on drugs
any questions?
She probably killed Kurt for leaving him alone like that…I would never have let my husband or loved one alone like that…easy peasy. (Or a friend)
Koko
Sadly, Melissa V. and some of her stuff was pretty good…strange.
Oh, please. She's weird but interesting. I enjoy her, and Frances Bean is lovely. But why would she give this guy access to Frances' money, anyway? Are her own people complicit in this shady mismanagement of her money? Sad.
she's loca. she makes absolutely no sense. how do people even comment on that?
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perez…..pleaze draw a cartoon
of her shooting”'my kurt”'….
I hate thiz bitch worze than anyone….
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poor woman
1st?
MARIO, YOU CAN'T READ IT BECAUSE… Your an American and everyone knows their dumb as shite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to kidnap her and cut her hair off. She hates me cause I slept with her man.
Did I read that right? Courtney slept with her daughters boyfriend? Anyway, I tried to unscramble and decode that posting for you Perez, but, I never learned the "methheroine" language. I guess that is a good thing!
after the jump? what is perez tryin to be like the superficial
apparently Ryan Adams stole 858,000 dollars from Frances Bean's trust fund or something and Courtney wants Adams to refund every penny.
Ummm…. One should not drink and type. And Proof reading is definately useful when ranting like this.
It reads like someone using smack and they really need to use spell check. Please!
Easy… This ryan guy used $850 000 of her money, and Francis' money to pay for his hard partying ways and to make himself a shitty record! Now Courtney is calling him out on it and wants the money back!!! Not that difficult to read at all, if you can speak broken drug induced english!!!!
"still shooting smack? hows that going for you?"
Pot. Kettle. Black. Anyway, I feel sorry for Frances. Not because Ryan may or may not have stole her money, but because having a mom who likes to flaunt her mental breakdowns online for the whole world to see gotta be exhausting. She's in high school. I would be mortified. Hope she's a strong kid.
Ryan Adams didn't take her money. She is crazy….enough said. She needs to watch her bills if someone is taking her money. How would someone be able to get an Amex card and rack up that much money????? AHhhhhh She has problems.
Wow. What a super-flattering, air-brushed photo! If they can make Courtney Love look good, they can make ANYONE look good. I'm tellin' ya, Pezzie, it's the DRUGS. That's why you can't understand her. She's completely mental. THIS IS THE SAME WOMAN WE'D SEE ON THE SAN FRANCISCO BUSSES, PASSED OUT IN THE BACK, AFTER WE'D FINISH PARTYING AT THE TROUBADOUR. She is whacked! I wish she would just mettre les voiles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Get Lost!)
im soooooo confused what did she say!! I didnt understand a thing i read!!
What I got out of it was that Ryan Adams fucked her, maybe her daugther too then stabbed em in the back, it's KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: k –
K, it's "YOU'RE dumb as shite". We don't have the market cornered on stupidity, apparently.
So he spent her money? How much money can she actually have?
WAIT A MINUTE… NOW SHE SUDDENLY CARES ABOUT HER DAUGHTER'S WELFARE????????????? WHEN SHE WAS BORN - KURT COBAIN'S MOTHER HAD TO RAISE FRANCES BEAN, DUE TO COURTNEY'S DRUG ADDICTIONS. SHE'S JUST ONE SAD, SAD, CRAZY BITCH, DOING EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING SHE CAN TO REMAIN IN A TINY SLIVER OF THE HOLLYWOOD SPOTLIGHT.
translate:
that she is a money hungry whore..
& that she killed Kurt Cobain !!!
Perez..why must you give this dumb slut any attention?
Fuck a Bitch !!
well she knows how to spell 'impeccable' and she even used it properly.
apparently courtney's money (858 000 dollars) was used to finance ryan's album via this producer she pawned off on him..she was in no condition to notice and just discovered it recently..she's going to sue to recover the funds. that's what i can decipher- hope miss courtney gets her shit together-loved her back in the day
translation:
im a crackhead who should've had her child taken away from me like 10 years ago.
Ok, she seriously needs not to use drugs and/or alcohol before writting. That made no sense what so ever!!!! I hope her daughter doesn't turn out like her. What was with all the swearing.
Courtney needs rehad big time!!!!
She is really a Hot Tranny Mess, those pills really fuck up your head babe!
I bet this dumb bitch had the hots for him so she paid for his record, now he moved on to banging Mandy moore so Courtney is pissed. If you have made millions of dollars and you have the nirvana money and then all of sudden you barely have enough to eat that is your fault dumbass.She is messed up bad, and I feel sorry for Frances because its almost impossible for to not grow up a nutcase too.
Re: laure – your the dumbarse you fucking twat. All Americans are the same!
wouldn't you just want to fucking die if that thing was your mother?
Re: k – Yeah…but we're here and you're stuck there.
This translates to…..an increased dosage of psychotropic meds. Wow.
what the hell is she even talking about??
seriously lay of the crack lady!
Re: Cring – I wouldn't want to be anywhere but here baby. We have the whole culture thing going on.
Listen this is another open letter
this is to a beyond mediocre piece of shit- maybe it’s just my moment to fucking get the knives out of my back,
but in any case between 00 and 04 before…. Well a dark pit of shit and fake names and insanity follows with lots and lots of people counting on Kookoo cherry not being able to prove things- and that’s for another day- those people have not played chess with me.
But I was sitting with some people going through the 29 American express cards that I didn’t know existed that were connected to a few HUNDRED bank accounts, and there were all the bills for Ryan Adams worst record and one of the worst records I can think of in Rock and Roll history, ironically called "Rock and Roll", and it was paid for by ME and mostly by my child.
CONT: And when I met Ryan we had a mild little flirtation, why not? But I made the deathly stupid decision to instead of just have very safe sex with him (he’s pretty dirty and man I’ve been around but I’m the Virgin Mary comparatively) or make friends. No I fucking pimped my useless, ridiculously terrible loser "Boyfriend" (who ironically Edward Norton hates no one any more than this fuck and for good reason, yet Edward’s OWN business manager put Barber up on West XXth street kitty corner from Edward, Barber could see into Edwards Apartment, and then he had his own Dean and Deluca account and an ABC Carpet and Home account and spent about 250,000 on furniture and another 600,000 dollars on travel, this loser who hasn’t had a job since 98 - while Frances didn’t have hardly enough to eat and I sure as hell didn’t) I pimped Barber onto Ryan,"Oooh he’s a great producer"- maybe it wasn’t honorable I just wanted Barber gone, so maybe I used Ryan to get him gone,
I feel bad for her daughter because apparently Courtney spent the girl's whole inheritance on cheesecloth and vaseline for her photographer's lens.
Cont:yeah you listen to this shit I’m listening to my iTunes on right now who names a record "Rock n Roll"? What assholes do that?
With these trebled up guitars my band mate said sounded like "really horrific REM on steroids" all trebles and compression and shitty written songs - but so what?
Well on my amex at that time the 858 but also from bank accounts….there’s 200,000 thousand dollar checks written to Barber for "commissions" I didn’t even know where the fuck he was! But here on Amex 28 is the entire invoice for Ryan- your ENTIRE album and meals and drugs and hotels and outboard gear and wasted fabulous guitars STRAIGHT OUT OF FRANCES’S TRUST FUND
So you little shit, maybe you had NO IDEA right? Is that why you used a hysterical voice mail of a very terrified and flipped out me- for your worst reviewed record and well deserved too. This record is shit, totally one of the worst recordings I’ve ever heard yet Ryan you, YOU spent 858,000 dollars on this record of MY DAUGHTERS MONEY.
So what’s your paying me back plan? I’ll be in New York next week, you can start by working out your payment plan, because I will litigate your thieving ass from here ‘till eternity, you’re a thief and I used to think you had some substance to you, then I find out you’re being managed or your money is by Victoria Blake? Is that POSSIBLE? What a great PAL that lizard like cretin is to you, and I hope you had fun that week in Jamaica whilst more of my kid’s money was being shoved offshore- but that’s not the point- Billy may have made my kid cry but I wasn't in the room - he's family and he always will be- he just laid his Billy trip on a person a little too young for it- I'm over it. But YOU RYAN, OWE FRANCES 858,000 dollars, so should I send the amex copies to Blake and he’s "staff"? Because I would enjoy that very much, what a really good friend to leave you with someone whose been diagnosed as an "utter psychotic" by a professional forensic psychiatrist.
This record sucks I mean WOW!
Is this what you’d like me to tell my kid? A fraction of her money was stolen for this shit "Rock N Roll" CD, shall I post the outboard gear and 4 seasons bills and fancy Nobu dinners, ahh so that’s why you released two records at once where you’re getting paid a salary to let Gollum "produce" you, ‘cause we both know what a real fucking genius that guy is, and this isn’t about Gollum- he’s in the hands of the professionals, I walk away now knowing everything, all of it , it’s disgusting and it’s a fucking nuclear explosion of greed I don’t think American history has ever seen, but no other artist was ever involved in this scandalous vile behavior ……but you were and I note to self; you suck on this record with your bile towards me, and it’s gutless and cowardly and shit, and you know it.
Pay me back Ryan, Pay Frances back. And take my fucking voice off that piece of shit.
Everyone in the world knows you’re giving your all and your all just isn’t enough and you just keep chugging- keep playing mediocre safe music some of which I liked- and then I saw these amex bills. It makes me so sick you used my voice on this, really disgusting and horrific, you knew what they were doing to me and Frances, and yet you just spent our money, HER money in this specific case- does that make you feel like a big man? Stealing from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? Fun for you. Big man. Wow. Impressive.
Yeah well there’s nothing good about suicide and I should know- but to take my near suicidal depression and use it on my daughters paying for your shit record, you get the point you can find me I’m sure- and I’ll be happy to work out a payment plan.
But as God Is My Witness Ryan you will pay back every fucking penny of this. 858,000 dollars for Rock n Roll? Wow you were living large- most people reading this don’t even know what record or even artist I’m referring to, as you’re just this cult American wanna be Dylan thing- I think you have value as an artist but as a human you’re beneath contempt- let me know if I’m incorrect about the fact that you knew full and well that Barber/Gollum were using my money to pay for yourself admittedly shit record- and let me know if I am wrong and you’re not with Blake, if you are you’re certainly getting what you deserve! No wonder you look like utter shit, and healthy as jaundice, HEY, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO DOWN IT’S HYSTERICAL. An excellent lyric wouldn’t you think?
Still shooting smack? How’s that going for you?
Wow - Courtney has never looked better - congrats to Mariah's retouchers.
Well i tried… English is not my first language, but i think this letter wasn't as hard to understand as most of the stuff she writes
Translation continued:
But I made the very stupid decision to not only have sex with him (I used a condom though, because he's pretty dirty and although I have been around, compared to him I am the Virgin Mary), but also to try and make my useless, terrible, loser "boyfriend" successful. Ironically, Edward Norton doesn't hate anyone more than he hates Ryan Adams, and with good reason. Yet Edwards' own business manager put Barber up on West XXth street, across the corner from Edward. Barber could see into Edwards' apartment. He had his own Dean and Deluca account, an ABC Carpetland Home account, and he spent about $250,000 on furniture and another $600,000 on travel. This loser hasn't had a job since 1998, yet while he was spending this money, Frances and I hardly had enough to eat! I helped Barber out by assuring Ryan that he was a great producer–it might not have been honorable, but I wanted to get rid of Barber, so I used Ryan to that end. This album is very bad, I'm on my itunes account right now listening to it–what asshole names a record "Rock and Roll"? There are too many trebled up guitars. My bandmate said it sounded like "really horrific REM on steroids.
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Dear Perez,
I've (attempted to) translate what Courtney Love posted on your most recent blog entry on her My Space about Ryan Adams. I think I've done fairly well, I added in the proper punctuation and paragraphs to make it easier to read. I'm sorry if I missed something, or misinterpreted what she meant to say. But I'm pretty sure this is true to her feelings, and is as readable as can possibly be.
I love you Perez!!!!! I'm super glad you're updating more, it seems like last week you wern't updating as much but after two days I saw that you had FOURTEEN pages of stuff for me to catch up on! I was so thrilled!
Anyway, keep on keepin' on!
Your biggest fan,
Miya.
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When I met Ryan, we had a mild little flirtation- why not? I made the deathly, stupid decision to, instead of just have very safe sex with him and make friends. (He's pretty dirty and man… I've been around but I'm the Virgin Mary comparatively.) No, I fucking pimped my useless, ridiculously terrible loser "boyfriend" (who, ironically, Edward Norton hates nobody more than this fucker, and for good reason.) Yet Edward's own business manager put Barber up on West XXth street, kitty corner from Edward. Barber could see into Edward's apartment. He had his own Dean and Deluca account, and an ABC Carpetand Home account, and spent about $250,000 on furniture, and another $600,000 on travel. This loser, who hasn't had a job since 1998, while Fances hardly had enough to eat, and I sure as hell didn't. I pimped Barber onto Ryan, "Ooooh! He's a great producer!", he said. Maybe it wasn't honorable, I just wanted Barber gone. So maybe I used Ryan to get him gone…
Yeah, you listen to this shit I'm listening to on my iTunes right now, who names his record "Rock n Roll." What ass hole does that?
With these trebled up guitars, my bandmate said it sounded like "really horrific REM on steroids." All treble and compression and shit written songs- but so what?
Part 3:
It's all treble, compression, and poorly written songs–but that is beside the point. Well, on my Amex at that time he withdrew $858,000, and also from my bank accounts, there were $200,000 checks written to Barber for "commissions". I didn't even know where he was during that period of time and I was not in contact with him, but then I found RYan's entire invoice on my Amex 28, including all the bills for his album, his meals, drugs, hotels, outboard gear, and very nice guitars that are wasted on him. This was all straight out of Frances's trust fund! So Ryan, you little shit, you say you had no idea? Is that why you used a voice mail I left you where I was cleary terrified and flipped out on one of your tracks? This was your worst-reviewed record, and it deserves that reputation–it is shit, definitely one of the worst recordings I have ever heard. Ryan, you spent $858,000 of my daughter's money on this record.
Well, on my American Express card at that time, the 858, but also from bank accounts… There's $200,000 checks written to Barber for "commissions" when I didn't even know where the fuck he was! But here on American Express 28 is the entire invoice for Ryan- your ENTIRE album, meals, drugs, hotels, outboard gear, and wasted fabulous guitars, came STRAIGHT OUT OF FRANCE'S TRUST FUND.
So, you little shit, maybe you had NO IDEA, right? Is that why you used a hysterical voice mail of me when I was very terrified and flipping out- for your worst-reviewed record (and well deserved too.) This record is shit. Totally one of the worst recordings I've ever heard yet. Ryan, YOU spent $858,000 on this record that was MY DAUGHTERS MONEY.
So, what's your payment plan when you pay me back? I'll be in New York next week. You can start by working out your payment plan, because I will litigate your thieving ass from here til' eternity. You're a thief, and I used to think you had some substance to you. Then I find out you're being managed, or at least your money is, by Victoria Blake? Is that POSSIBLE? What a great PAL that lizard-like cretin is to you. I hope you had fun that week in "Jamaica" whilst more of my kid's money was being shoved offshore. But that's not my point.
Billy may have made my kid cry, but I wasn't in the room. He's family, and he always will be. He just laid his Billy-trip on a person a little too young for it. I'm over it. But YOU RYAN, OWE FRANCES $858,000. So should I send the American Express copies to Blake and his "staff"? Because I would enjoy that very much. What a really good friend to leave you with someone, whose been diagnosed as an "utter psychotic" by a professional forensic psychiatrist.
This record sucks, I mean WOW.
Is this what you'd like me to tell my kid? A fraction of her money was stolen for this shite "Rock N Roll" CD? Shall I post the outboard gear and 4 Seasons bills and fancy Nobu dinners? Ahh. So that's why you released two records at once, where you were getting paid a salary to let Gollum "produce" you, ’cause we both know what a real fucking genius that guy is. This isn't about Gollum though, he's in the hands of professionals.
I walk away now, knowing everything. All of it. It's disgusting and it's a fucking nuclear explosion of greed. I don't think American history has ever seen any other artist that was involved in such a scandalous, vile behavior.
But you were, and I note to self: you suck on this record, with your bile towards me. It's gutless, cowardly, and shitty, and you know it.
Pay me back Ryan. Pay Frances back. Take my fucking voice off that piece of shit.
Everyone in the world knows you're giving your all, and your all isn't enough. And yet you still keep chugging. Keep playing your mediocre safe music. Some of which I liked- but then I saw these American Express bills. It makes me so sick that you used my voice on this record. It's really disgusting and horrific. You knew what they were doing to me and Frances, yet you spent our money- HER money- in this specific case. Does that make you feel like a big man? Stealing from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? Fun for you. Big man. Wow. Impressive.
Yeah, well. There's nothing good about suicide, and I should know. But to take my near suicidal depression, and use it on my daughter, who is paying for your shit record? You get the point. You can find me I'm sure. I'll be happy to work out a payment plan.
But as God is my witness Ryan, you will pay me back every fucking penny. $858,000 for your "Rock n Roll" record? Wow, you were living large. Most people reading this don't even know what record, or even artist, I'm referring to. You're just this cult of Americana, wanna be Bob Dylan thing, and I think you have value as an artist. But as a human being, you're beneath contempt.
Let me know if I'm incorrect about the fact that you knew full and well, that Barber/Gollum was using my money to pay for your self-admitedly shit record. Let me know if I'm wrong, and that you're not with Blake. If you are, you're certainly getting what you deserve! No wonder you look like utter shit and as healthy as jaundice.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO DOWN- IT'S HYSTERICAL.
An excellent lyric, wouldn't you think?
Still shooting smack? How's that going for you?
Part 4:
So, what is your plan for paying me back? I'l be in New York next week, so you can start by working out your payment plan now, or else I will litigate your thieving ass from here til' eternity. You're a thief. I used to think you had some substance to you, but then I find out you and your money is being managed by Victoria Blake! Is that possible?! What a "great pal" that lizard-like cretin is to you. I hope you had fun spending my daughter's money that week in Jamaica. But, that's not the point–Billy Corgan may have made my daughter cry, but I wasn't in the room at the time and he still is family, and always will be. He just laid his signature "trip" on someone who wasn't young enough to handle it, so it was a minor incident and I have moved on. But you, Ryan, owe Francis $858,000, so should I send the Amex copies to Blake and his "staff"? Because I would enjoy that very much! What a real good friend he was, to leave you with someone who has been diagnosed as psychotic by a psychiatrist.
Re: k –
Ummm…you aren't an American, and you used the incorrect version of "your." It should be you're, you stupid little shit.Re: k –
Part 5: This record sucks. Do you want me to tell my daughter that her money was stolen to make this awful album? Should I post the bills for your outboard gear, your stays at the 4 seasons, and your fancy Nobu dinners? Ah, so that's why you released two records at once! You were getting paid a salary to let Gollum "produce" for you, because we both know what a real "genius" he is. However, this isn't about GOllum–he's in the hands of professionals now. I have to walk away now knowing everything though, all of it! It's disgusting and it's just so greedy of you. I don't think American history has ever seen another artist involved in such scandalous, vile, behavior as that demonstrated by you. Note to self: this record is awful, and your actions were gutless and cowardly, as you should be aware of. Pay me back, Ryan. Pay Frances back. And take my voice off that horrible record. Everyone knows you're giving your all, but your all just isn't enough at this point–yet you keep going! You keep playing mediocre, safe music, some of which I liked–but then I saw these Amex bills.
Part 6:
It makes me so sick that you used my voice on this album, it's disgusting and horrific of you. You knew that Frances and I were suffering financially, yet you just spent our money in this situation. Does that make you feel like a big man? Stealing from another man you committed suicide? A martyred hero? I bet that was fun for you, big man. Wow, impressive. Yeah, well there's nothing good about suicide and I should know–but to take a clip of my voice when I was nearly suicidal and depressed, and use it on your album, an album that was financed by my daughter's money–well, you get the point. You can find me when I'm in New York, I'm sure, and I'll be happy to work out a payment plan. But with God as my witness, Ryan, you will pay ack every penny that you took. $858,000 for your album, "Rock and Roll"? Wow, you were living large. Most of the people reading this don't even know what record or artist I'm referring to, as you're just this Bob Dylan wannabe with a cult following.
Part 7:
I think you have value as an artist, but as a human you are beneath contempt. Let me know if I am incorrect about the fact hat you knew full well that Barber and Gollum were using my money to pay for your awful album, and let me know if I am wrong and you're not with Blake. You are certainly gettnig what you deserve, though–you look like utter shit. You look about as healthy as jaundice–which is to say, not at all. "Hey, you know when you go down it's hysterical!" An excellent lyric, don't you agree? Are you still talking smack? How's that going for you?
I posted part 1 but it didn't show up, so I'll repost it after this post. The other two translations posted have only corrected capitalization and punctuation–they are still unreadable. I interpreted her words and rephrased them so they made sense and sound like a human being. Enjoy!
Blah, Blah, Blah…who cares she is the has-been that never was. She just wants attention, and judging by the grammer that she is using in her latest blog entry, she might have been high when she wrote it. And it wasn't on life if you know what I mean.
Re: k – I couldn't resist this one:
"Your" = "you're"
"their" = "they're"
Signed,
an American
She" smoking cool. Great pic
BTW, Barber is JIM BARBER, Courtney's ex-boyfriend. 'member the dramz Courtney had with Barber's wife/ex-wife? Wasn't there some sort f restraining order or something?
Re: whate – Kurt killed himself he was bipolar, i think they meant she should have killed herself, instead of kurt killing himself.
She tries SO HARD to be poetic, but comes off barely coherent. What a sad, old, trainwreck.
OMG - you look BEAUTIFUL in that photo
She was quite clear. She has written a song that's even better than SM's Angel and she had to stay up all night coked up with crazy people to do it.
only more poetic.
what is with this geriatric trend in hair and in courtney's case, clothing and accessories (lookit that icky fake flower on her chest)? I"m really curious about this trend. Look at Katie Holmes' hair. Do I need to take up crochet and start making a bunch of granny-square vests?
Umm - I'm a bit confused. I was directed to her myspace blog and the most current is another looooong rambling one, BUT, it was about someone named Beinhorn (I think), Bitterweet Symphony, and Sarah McLachlan.
Where is this Ryan Adams blog??
I can't find it.
Maybe my eyes are strained from wading through crackspeak.
YO PERVEZ YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT JOJO'S OFFICIAL MYSPACE SHE BLOGS ABOUT INACCURATE FACTS ON HER WIKIPEDIA ONE OF THEM BEING ABOUT HOW SHE TURNED DOWN BEING HANNAH MONTANA AND SHE TOTALLY TAKES A STAB AT BOTH MILEY AND HILARY WHEN SHE EXPLAINS WHY SHE TURNED DOWN THE ROLE. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PUT IT ON YOUR SITE PERVvEZZ ITS BEEEEEEEEF!
YO PERVEZ YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT JOJO'S OFFICIAL MYSPACE SHE BLOGS ABOUT INACCURATE FACTS ON HER WIKIPEDIA ONE OF THEM BEING ABOUT HOW SHE TURNED DOWN BEING HANNAH MONTANA AND SHE TOTALLY TAKES A STAB AT BOTH MILEY AND HILARY WHEN SHE EXPLAINS WHY SHE TURNED DOWN THE ROLE. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PUT IT ON YOUR SITE PERVvEZZ ITS BEEEEEEEEF!
Re: grann – ha ha I just checked out her site and under her blogs she is trying to recruit macrame-ers and knitters ha ha GERIATRIC
Re: Jude –
I posted a translation as well, but at the end of yours you re-worded her words as "still talking smack?"
What she meant was, are you still SHOOTING smack, as in, are you still doing heroin/crack?
Re: James – James…she is smoking crack!