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Mini-Me Kills Sex Tape

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Mini-Me and his ex have reached an agreement on his sex tape.

The diminutive actor has settled a lawsuit he filed against a porn broker that will prevent the distribution of the XXX vid, court documents filed Friday show.

"We achieved our goal," said Mini's lawyer.

Please, bitch, like anyone would have actually paid to watch that!

[Image via WENN.]

63 comments to “Mini-Me Kills Sex Tape”

  1. Stell says – reply to this


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    Agreed.



  2. 2

    ew ew ew agreed. no one wants to see that!



  3. 3

    UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH. poor lil guy

  4. genia says – reply to this


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    first

  5. Matt says – reply to this


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    first!!

  6. shd says – reply to this


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    first biaaaatches

  7. Gigi says – reply to this


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    Yuck

  8. craig says – reply to this


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    groce.

  9. jul says – reply to this


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    whatever so sick and tired of hearing about him

  10. me says – reply to this


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    shut up all you first motherfuckers

  11. DCW says – reply to this


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    He should sue that abusive witch!

  12. YIKES says – reply to this


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    There probably would of been curious ppl out there that would of bought it just to see what his package looked like. Also just to say they saw it and the novelty of it.

  13. g says – reply to this


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    makes me want to puke UGH.
    repulsive…

  14. eui says – reply to this


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    She created a discreet blog on " C asu al se ek . co m ". She is said to be a featured member on that s*ite and wants to looking for a playboy.

  15. Cybel says – reply to this


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    I disagree. I think a lot of people would have gotten it just out of curiousity.

  16. todd says – reply to this


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    I dunno, people pay to go to freakshows

  17. yeaaa says – reply to this


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    Perez some people would have paid to see it ONLY for a laugh though. But really, anyone whose grown and fucks someone that small is fucked in the head/has mental issues, cause I don't understand how a normal woman can fuck that tiny person, it's disturbing and sad.

  18. A says – reply to this


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    the whole thought of it makes me sick

  19. jesus says – reply to this


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    …i would have.

  20. Mo says – reply to this


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    Yuck! Why do people keep talking about this?

  21. Hambo says – reply to this


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    "Please, bitch, like anyone would have actually paid to watch that!"

    That's a joke right?
    This is America we're talking about here.



  22. 22

    Hah. How disturbing. He just wanted attention. This creates far more attention than him being unclothed fer sure.

  23. Joann says – reply to this


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    Pfft…dude, i would TOTALLY watch that shit. In fact, I was kind of looking forward to it. Sucks to be me but good for him and not having to go through that crap anymore. He seems like a stand up guy and didn't deserve that.

  24. ellao says – reply to this


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    His ex-girlfriend is cute- Why, girl, why???????? You could do way better!



  25. 25

    Ieuw, ieuw, ieuw: could those celebrities please stop filming their action? I expect this from certain types, such as Pamela, Paris too. Even from what's her nam KharASSian, but further: no more, pleaheese!

  26. Harry says – reply to this


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    Apparently Troyer is the only one in the whole situation who has any intelligence.

  27. bo!=] says – reply to this


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    Re: ellao
    CUTE??? EWWWWWWW!!!!

  28. bO!=] says – reply to this


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    Re: ellao
    CUTE????? EW!!!!!!!!!!!!! That man-looking thing is NOT cute! jskdfje ew e w ew ew HE could do much better!! ew shes just so fugly.

  29. ann says – reply to this


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    ok as sic as it sounds, i know people r curious how mini SATISFIES a women with a child size dick. LETS SEE THE DAMN TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. DOT says – reply to this


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    Thank YOU Jesus

  31. Ugh says – reply to this


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    There's ambition, then there's ambition…..talk about the bottom of the "freak"ing barrel…

  32. SEXO says – reply to this


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    LMFAO!!! AGREEDD… EWWWWW… MAKES ME FEEL LIKE BARF….IM SURE LIKE 2 PPL HAVE WATCHED IT…HIM N SOME OTHER FREAK…

  33. peep says – reply to this


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    He falls a little short in the sex appeal deparment. I bet she had to use a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass.

  34. sensi says – reply to this


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    I'd have paid if he blew his wad all over …… her fucking face !!!

  35. treva says – reply to this


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    Watching this tape would have been painful for me. My last boyfriend was shorter than me and he had a very tiny dick. I think watching this would have been like reliving my past. Yuck! Oh yeah, he lives in Alaska and he's a total asshole. Call me at 1-800-sad-joke if you want more details or a phone number to contact him.

  36. robin says – reply to this


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    He probably didn't want people laughing at his little dick. He isn't exactly that famous and I don't see Hollywood beating down his door with movie offers. This is his most famous work ever. What kind of skank would want to do it with a midget as ugly as Verne?

  37. hello says – reply to this


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    i dont understand why she even had sex with him
    shes disgusting..why would anyone do that!
    EW

  38. momee says – reply to this


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    I saw a screening of the sex tape and it was very funny. Verne rapels up the ho's thighs and laso's her crotch using a heavy string. He then climbs up the string and tries to look into her crotch. Verne then does a summer salt and flings his tiny little ass into her hairy bush and the fleas are seen scampering. You can then see Verne looking down at the chasim with a shit eating grin on this face. He next does a swan dive into her Vage and disapears for almost 10 minutes. The ho gets worried and cries out for Verne to climb out. Soon afterwards ole Verne is seen clawing his way out (thank goodness for long nails). Anyways, Verne is totally Wet and she screams and grabs his tiny litty ass and flilngs him across the room. I couldn't watch any more as it looked like child abuse from where I was a sittin.

  39. davey says – reply to this


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    If anyone is still wondering why America is turning into a third rate, bush leaque nation, just read all of the above comments. If this is America, we're all screwed.

  40. Robin says – reply to this


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    Can you say "Vienna Sausage" — oh wait I am sure that one of those is bigger than Verne's dick.

  41. Dale says – reply to this


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    HA! People have paid to watch worse Perez! Only in America!

  42. jj wi says – reply to this


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    Can you imagine doing the dirty with him? She is not much better. BUT IT IS ALL LIKE A CAR WRECK…..YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK.

    QUESTION: How big, long, small, and/or size is the Mini Me.

    She reminds me of the homely girl with a lots of money.

    Where having sex with her pays…Her parents pay and pay.

    I bet her parents are proud! Their daughter has hit fame.

  43. bitch says – reply to this


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    youd be surprised perez, theres a porn site for everything….im sure you already know that though, you probably get pop ups when you visit your little boy pedophile sites. perv.



  44. 44

    eew
    crreeepppyy-ness

  45. Erika says – reply to this


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    I hate her so much. She is a scum of the earth, filthy whore who will use whoever she can to get some kind of fame for her ugly man face. She can aspire all she wants. There is no way a girl that ugly could ever model.

  46. drywr says – reply to this


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    YUCK x Infinity

    Thankyou God for not allowing us to ever see this!



  47. 47

    I wouldn't touch that tape with a 2 inch - ooops, I mean 2 foot pole!

  48. Shots says – reply to this


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    Just the thought of it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Yuck.



  49. 49

    OK. Now let me ask you this: Who in the name of the unholy fuck would ever even consider wantin to see a video of a fuckin gimp fornicatin with a fuckin hideously ugly jew? My only comfort is that usually these fuckin gimps dont live very long. Fuckin disgusting fuckin gimp makes me sick



  50. 50

    Oh, one moar thing. I wouldn't have wanted Mini-Me to kill teh sex tape. I would have wanted Mini-Me to kill himself. Oh, and the jew.

  51. dj060 says – reply to this


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    was there ever any doubt that that horse face, wanna be model/actress leaked the tape. i feel sorry for verne. that bitch was using him the whole time to get attention for herself in the hopes of getting famous. what a tramp.

  52. YES says – reply to this


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    Of course Someone would have watched it. Can YOU believe some People have anal sex!???????? PEREZ!

  53. robin says – reply to this


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    I bet it was really Verne that leaked out the sex tape. He just wanted the attention. He is not exactly innocent here. I am sure that both of them would be willing to sell this tape to the highest bidder. He would probably get more money doing that than for any other movie he has done. He is not exactly Academy award material. I bet Verne and his ex-girlfriend's parent are really proud of their children.

  54. gozon says – reply to this


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    What a disgusting, disturbed slut! Why would someone want to have sex witht that little thing? SHe needs therapy, nd then be shot in the head!

  55. Peek says – reply to this


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    It cracks me up how people who get most of their sex from ROSIE PALM can make fun of Verne. Verne has more game than 95% of the boys and girls who read or comment on this blog. Most guys would kill to do some of the fine females Verne has. Of course no one makes fun of that Pig Heidi Klum and her disgustingly ugly and nasty canibal husband, now there is a team to ridicule Snow White and The Coal Black Dwarf.



  56. 56

    I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES AGAIN!!

  57. tre says – reply to this


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    the whole mini-me/sex tape situation is really sick!
    i think perez was the only 1 actually waiting 2 watch this
    (he's sick 2)

  58. johny says – reply to this


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    i would have paid up to 500 bucks to see it, way better then watchign lame scripted porn movies

  59. cryst says – reply to this


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    Awesome , who doesn't want to see how a short person does the naughty?I've always wanted to know how they can reach.

  60. Tiff says – reply to this


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    Having sex with Vern wasn't the grossest part…it was the tossed salad at the end and she OMG I can't even type it. And she didn't even mind! AARRGGLLLhh

  61. Nat says – reply to this


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    Wouldnt it have been like a grown woman fucking a 5 yr old? Thats so disturbing.

  62. aqua says – reply to this


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    who will ever watch that crappy pile of shit??

  63. robin says – reply to this


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    He looks like an old man on that scooter. Maybe she wanted to fuck something so small. Looks like she reached her goal. A small man with a small dickthat looks like he could be her father or grandfather. Lets see if this sex tape gets Verne a nomination for an academy award.