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Thanks to everyone for THIS!
Arrested. Again. We've Lost Count.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Why the fuck would anyone send free gifts to such a vile human being?
1st?
im jealous
Cool.
The jonas brothers are amazing.
I love Teddy's sweater.
it's my bday
i love perez
LUCKY BITCH!!
U GOT A JONAS BROTHERS PLATINUM PLAQUE!!!
I LOVE TEDDY'S SHIRT!!
Perez you look A-MA-ZING, I think Madge is so proud of u cause you're doing all the diet and exercise stuff. Keep going!
I agree with Ceren. You look fabulous darling! Keep up the fantastic work, you deserve all those gifts.
soooo cute perez, i'm jealous!!
omg you look HOT! whateva the diet you are on, it works! Love ya like a fat kid lovez ice cream!
TEDDY IS THE CUTEST DOG EVER!!! WHAT IS HE?
You are just too darn CUTE! Nice gifts, Merry July Christmas? LOL
Re: Ladyj –
I think he's a Goldendoodle (part Golden Retriever and part poodle).
Lookin great, Perez!!
clean your house
You deserve it baby your website makes so many of us laugh and smile throughout the day. Teddy looks so cute in his new shirt!
aww ur so lucky
btw i couldn't stop laughing when you walked into the gate thing lol.. don't worry i walk into things as well
Your apartment looks like mine. lol
post the pics of brit on the red carpet at the charity thing………..she looked great.please please please,shes went through 5 months of great things and you never post………….even leave a stupid comment i dont care just give us some britney news.
You are kind of a blow hard show off. You get free stuff, so what? All whores get free stuff. Get over yourself you fat cunt.
haha i love your videos perez
So P, Were can we send ou stuff Sorr tere are certain letters on m ke board tat arent working
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine, oh B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets. …
BIG loves!
I LOVE Teddy!!!!!! kiss kiss
That's cool of the Jonas Brothers to do that!! Have fun, Perez.
PEREZzzz! Lmao i think you are fucking hilarious!! i never leave comments but to all the PEREZ HATERS OUT THERE: eat a dick!!! its all ABOUT perez!! you guys have no life to come out here and hate!! youre only making him better!! because remember perez HATASSS ARE THE MOTIVATASSS!! keep thinking that!! you do you!!! i LOVE your site i probably read it like…5-10 times a day!! you are that iisssh! we are so meeting one day and i should be your personal assistant!!! xoxoxo
Congrats babe but wow I thought u would have a nicer place!
Haha, Teddy looks adorable. You look amazing Perez, you can see it in your face how much weight you have lost. Keep going and stay strong! =)
Other words that mean Amazing: astounding, spectacular, remarkable, astonishing, breathtaking, phenomenal, extraordinary, stunning, incredible.
Don't feel bad Perez I dropped out of 5th grade too.
Re: XTINA –
Ah, Bless… Perez wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!
Just wondering whether Teddy takes it up the ass the same as fat boy?
SPOILED BITCH!!! Who am i kidding, you deserve it!!
I like when you show us what you get. it's nice to get a glimpse into that world lol. And its nice to hear someone say they are THANKFUL. kiss kiss Perez-Z… why you dont like maggie?
You people that write in and act like you 'know' Perez are such losers! Get a life.
Glad things are going so well for you Perez and you are looking awesome!
Perez, please reshow the portrait of Teddy, por favor! And also give us the name of the artist who did it, so we too, can have our pups portraits! She/He did a wonderful likeness!
Sometimes you are just way too obnoxious asshole
Where did that person get Teddy's sweater? I want to get one for my dog..
You are too funny! Did you have a party last night? Your place looks trashed and who was the hunk sitting on your couch? Teddy is awesome!! We LOVE PEREZ!!!
OMG PEREZ YOU LOOK AMAZING….YOU LOOK EVEN SKINNIER!! YOU GO GIRL! =)
Girl… what are you on? You are all cracked out. I think the funniest thing about this video is that the self proclaimed 'queen of all media', Ms. wanna-be celebrity herself, lives in a crappy apartment that is filthy dirty. Real celebs have money. REALITY CHECK.
Perez I think your great and I wld love to have your life, but……you really need to clean your apt. I thought all gays were clean and keep a clean house. What happened!!!
WE LOVE YOU PEREZ!!! You deserve all of those wonderful gifts and more!! Wish I could send you something……here ya go: XOXO!
youre a crack up!
God I wish I were friends with perez. Not because of all the cool shit he gets, but because he's just so rad.
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oh my gosh that was so adorable! and wow you're looking so good! you go girrrrrl
It cracks me up when people take the time to login, view the story and write how much they hate Perez when they just added to his hit counter, LOL. Way to be MORONS, haters!
Perez gave his dog ghonorrea
FAT ASS!! Do you have any other word in your vocabulary besides "AMAZING"! Geeesuzz Christ… GET a FRIGGIN HOUSEKEEPER with all your "Satan raised Income!" All the Cubans, I know.. keep lovely homes. You make your mother schlepp to th Post office for you? Why don't you slap on an apron and get her to clean you pig stye! I bet you are whackin off to your Jonas wall haning? Huh? You and your obsession with teenagers. You are 30 yrs old you fat fuk!
Re: WTF? – agree…
Feliz Navidad en el mes de Julio!!!
Hey Perez, I would think by now you would have a nice wad of money coming in to afford a nicer place than that…? It looks like a college apartment.
you're so cute Perez! I love how you are always laughing and happy, I always smile watching your silly little videos.
Also, you are doing so good with the weight loss I am so proud! Congratulations
Is it just me, or does Perez look totally fucking STONED?
YOU NEED A MAID PEREZ. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT PLACE A DIVA LIKE YOU NEEDS A DESIGNER TO COME FICKS YOUR PLACE UP
Instead of putting up stories about celebrities, you're constantly talking about "me me me." Who cares what your kooky fans are sending you. Don't be surprised if one day somebody sends you some diarrhea in a jar. Instead of sending mom to the post office she should be there cleaning up the mess you and teddy made in that apartment and stop turning teddy into a gay dog. Add some words to you vocabulary other than amazing. it has become overused and trite. For all your crazy fans, there's nothing about PERVez that is amazing.
your house is a mess
but you look good
It's cute how going to the PO Box means Teddy will be getting free stuff. Do you still live with your mom? Just curious. She's always running errands for you. Hope she's getting paid.
Perez I know why you are so happy. You and that dude with the big biceps have been fucking up a storm. A clean house is a sign of a wasted life. Work it BITCH!
You make me smile
Keep up the great work, you seem so happy!
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Hey Perez, just wanted to let you know that you are looking so great! You've lost so much weight, and you are such an inspiration to all of us that struggle everyday to keep it in line and be as healthy as possible. Thanks!
I love it when you say BAM!________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Im From Argentina and here today its Friends Days………HAPPY FRIENDS DAY………to You Perez and Little Teddy!!! Kisses!
Perez
You genuinely seem like one of the happiest people on earth.
I get so confused when you seem so angered by some celebrities (Tara Reid, Mischa Barton, Don't call me latina Alba, etc., etc.). By the way, I think it is time for you to do some celebrity auctions of your own on Ebay. You always say give to a good cause, now let's see some action. As an ebay Powerseller myself, I could handle your auctions for free. Either way it goes down, I'd like to see it happen.
lucky biatch.
Re: eatit –
"It cracks me up when people take the time to login, view the story and write how much they hate Perez when they just added to his hit counter, LOL."
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They're pathetic, bitter excuses for human beings. Envy is SO ugly! I wonder how many of them have successful, wildly popular blogs?
But Perez is cool because he doesn't censor their comments. That takes true cojones.
OTHO, losers like them are usually giant wusses when it comes to REAL LIFE. Making nasty comments online is how they entertain themselves. Sad, really…
I love Perez, but he SO needs to clean his house. OMG! What is all that ish piled up everywhere??? He doesn't work…and has his mother run his errands, so why does he not have time to clean up before making this video?
Wow! I would have thought he would have lived so much better than that. My apartment is so much nicer than his place. WTF?
Looking fine as hell!
And don't lie, baby….
Your ass is high as hell in that video.
BARK OBAMA? Exactly. Only dogs will vote for that loser.
Aw. I love you Perezzers.
Perez you are a great person, I love to gossip, I love clothes, I love music and movies and all of that… I guess everyone does nowadays, well I just want to say if I had a list of favorite things you're site would be there.
I love to see you getting healthier and having fun, you're not a fat monster like everyone believes you are, so good luck. U deserve what you get
Ahh Teddy is too cute for words!
Bless him! 
OH CHICA, YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD……IT IS NICE TO RECEIVE SO MANY GIFTS FROM THE HEART, SI? TEDDY HILTON IS JUST SO CUTE, HUG HIME FOR ME!
I love how Perez has a modest, normal-looking home. When some people get famous, they go over the top with material possessions, servants, assistants, etc. The smarter ones don't let it go to their heads and try to keep it real..Perez is obviously in the second category! It's a good way to stay sane in the crazy world of celebrity.
you´re such a psycho, a crazy fag
Perez I think it's time to start lookin for some fabulous new crib for you and Teddy. email me and let's get started.
LOVE the painting of Teddy! Whoever did that is a very talented artist! I really enjoy the videos, keep'em coming….
NOT LIKE YOU ARE DONATING YOUR GIFTS TO CHARITY, YOU PEREZ ARE A SELF ABSORBED ASS, YOU LIVE OFF OF STEALING GOSSIP AND REPOSTING IT HERE, AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU ARE A PARIAH SOUNDS TO ME YOU LIKE GETTING FREE SHIT FROM PEOPLE AND THATS IT, THIS IS CLEARLY A GOOD EXAMPLE WHY PEOPLE THAT DONT DESERVE GOOD THINGS ARE ALWAYS THE ONES TO BE BLESSED BY GOODNESS, YOU ALWAYS SHOW ON HERE HOW WE! CAN DONATE TO CHARITY, BUT LOOK AT YOU YOU ARE A TAKER, ILL PRAY FOR YOU CAUSE IM NOT JUDGING YOU IM MAKING A SERIOUS JUDGEMENT CALL TO NEVER COME TO YOU SIGHT AGAIN ITS NOT GOOD ITS NOT REAL NEWS I WONT SUPPORT IT ANYMORE!!
love Teddy's sweater. Where can we get one?
Perez, sugar, you look absolutely AMAZING!!!!
Aww…I'm in love with Teddy! Can I borrow him for the day since we can't have a dog here permentaly? lmao. For awhile there I thought it was Teddy getting all of the gifts! Haha.
Don't you hate it when you walk into the pets stuff? I kind of smirked when you did it because back in the day when I did have a dog around the house I was constantly walking into his gate.
Anyway, looking great now, Perez and you seem very happy which is a plus when you want to look awesome.
I want that artist to paint a pic of my baby! Whats the name? I tried Elle Foster and L. Foster and can't find anything. Can you post the name? Help an artist out!
You look so good papi!
Re: chann –
I LOVE YOUR COMMENT ITS SO TRUE
THIS DEMOCRAT IN FOR SENATOR MCCAIN 08 YEAH
wow! cool gifts! luvyah perez!
ahahahah! teddys shirt is so cute
wow! you are so luckky!
i love the jonas brothers!!
how are you losing the weight? you look fantastic!!
Re: chann –
But dogs (no matter how adorable) don't vote, people do. And a whole lot of extremely pissed off ones will be showing up at the polls in November, thanks to Rightard malfeasance and incompetence…
On a lighter note: Perez, you're such a sweetie! Men who love their mamas, and animals and tear up over unexpected gifts are SO sexy! You're looking great, keep up the good work…
Is that your Dealer or Hooker on the couch? You are Soooo Rolling when you filmed this, Fat Ass. Explains the Wait Loss. NO wonder you are always ragging on Kate Moss. You tend to do that— Big Chin? Rumer WIllis— you constantly focus on celebs negatives which reflect your own.
everytime i watch one of your videos i smile! seriously you're so much fun!!! i check your website everyday. you always keep me updated! thanks for doing what you do! love ya xoxoxox :]
Holy shit Perez! You're looking skinnier every time we see you! Oh, and I'm totally jealous of those slick kicks!
Perez, how do people get an address to mail you a gift, especially for those of us not living on the West Coast??? Nice condo…love the circular staircase… Looking great in your new bod….have a good week and hoping u get some pics of the extra special newest additions to our favorite all time Hollywood family… the Joli-Pitts.. mm. in Ct.
Re: NO MO – what's up with ur post? Have some jealousy issues going on or so it seems? so don't come to this site, no one will miss a 'NEGATIVE' ion like u. Who r u?? Tom Cruise!
F.Y.I>> Perez, unlike TMZ, waits, checks his sources, then posts for all of us. Rarely is it not true and if information changes on a post he's made, he posts the correction. Get a life, or at least a heart with compassion. This is America, we have freedom of choice, so, just go away. You probably like OBAMA the cousin of OSAMA as well. He'll never win for he hates anyone who is a different color than him. You sound like hate is your name as well. Just go away.
perez, you seriously look fabulous, and i'm so happy that you're enjoying life. really really am happy for you my dear.
Re: chann – only a dumb-ass racist ass person would say something so dumb. open ur eyes bitch and see that Obama will be our next President of the United Sates.
Man.. for someone who supposedly makes mad money, you sure live in a shitty looking condo.
You must have all your earnings tied up, incase your blog ends and you blow all of it on Teen Beat mags, doggie clothes and hair products.
P.S. You look stupid with a perm. lol
Re: MCCAI – OBAMA 08 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed really hard when you almost tripped! you are really cute though, kind of strange you are the way you are when you have all that hate in ya lol…
Teddy's shirt is available at
www.petsvote.com.
That is the place where the shirts are nice. I accidentally ordered one of the fake ones and it's ugly. There is a company called Psychedelic Fur that makes them. Don't buy the fake one.