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"Woman accused of smacking beau with toilet seat"
Drugs make people do such crazy things! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Woman accused of smacking beau with toilet seat
FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Police arrested a couple after the woman allegedly hit her boyfriend with a toilet seat. The woman, 18, told police that she found her boyfriend smoking cocaine in their bathroom and turned on the shower to try and wash away the drugs.
The pair argued and when he refused to give up the drugs, authorities say the woman hit him with the toilet seat.
The boyfriend was charged with cocaine possession and later released on bond. The woman faces a battery charge and was released without posting bond.
Posted: July 20, 2008 at 5:52 am
Hahahahaha, sorry but that's funny.
wtf?
HAHAHA. FIRSTY BITCHES! That's funny. I would've done the same thing!
FIRST?!?
AND CRAZY PEOPLE!!
FUNNY
rofl how funny 5th? 7th!
uei
Haha good on her!! Wish I ad the guts 2 do that to my EX! Boys r Nobs ha!
WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD TOILET SEAT!!!!!
if i caught my bf with drugs i would have done the same thing :/
I wonder if the toilet seat was clean or had back splash?! 11th?
12!
Ha ha ! I love these wacky real life stories! There are some truly fruity wacKos around!
This. Is. Not. Celebrity. Gossip.
FUNNY!!!
I support the gf!!! You go girl…only assholes will take drugs….
geez. how did she get the seat OFF the toilet?
mustve been pretty strong, or possibly it was adrenaline from the surge of rage that made her wanna hit him
good work girl (y)
Lol. I wonder who called the cops… Lol!
I would have done more than that
silly/funny……….i don't blame her for freaking out and trying to flush the shizzle. i don't blame him for fighting back…..and i don't blame her for fighting back with whatever object was close to them! not crazy. kinda boring!
too funny!!! he's lucky all he got hit with was a toilet seat. what a loser. i'd have done the same thing to the dumb ass.
Give the idiot time…and he will probably sue her for post traumatic stress disorder. He will probably claim that he gets headaches and flashbacks, everytime he has to pee. lol
LOLLLLLLLLLLZ that's so funny!
why, is it so strange?
Men beat up woman with all sorts of things….
i give thums up to the lady who did this (ironic) , since its always been the man who had the balls.
what goes around comes around, and in history, things are changing to our favor .the guys who arrested her, are cowards, they just wanna say that whatever women do to men, its not ok, but whatever men do to women, it alright, fucking chuavinstic assholes…
Love u Perez..
Lol
Xoxo
Re: itsonlyme –
That comment made my day.
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Perzonally…I luv it
when a guy getz hit
with anything..or getz
something cut off coz
hez a dickhead…yezzzzzzzzzzz
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cocaine will kill U…they put bakingzoda in it….
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I would have hit him with the toilet seat too!
That's great! I would have posted her bond! LMAO
I would of took him in the bedroom and tied him up and made him sit there all day while I did his cocaine.
that was the lamest "news" I've ever heard.
that sucked.
I dont understand why she was arrested…in some twisted way I see hitting of the toilet seat as some sort of self defense! WTF?
WTF? Stupid Tards.
Re: Cutie – I agree with you, in that turnabout is fair play. I, too, find domestic violence deplorable and cowardice….regardless if the abuser is a man or woman (yes, some women have been known to be the aggressors).
But, since nothing in this 'article' insinuates that there was a history of abuse, in this particular relationship…..you have to admit that it's pretty funny. After I read this…I immediately pictured the guy trying to 'shoo away' the little chirping birds fluttering around his head. lol If that seat wasn't laying on the floor or so loose, that she was able to yank it off of the commode, though…she will probably be charged with trying to drown the sumbitch, by first ramming his head into the bowl.
The cops who arrested her, aren't cowards. They had to…it WAS assault, you know. Now, it's up to the prosecutors, if they want to take it to court, or not.
MEDIA TAKEOUT IS SOOO MUCH BETTER SNITCHES!!
Stupid!!
Re: kRAZI – Hahahahahaha!!!! I told you that Clinton CUNT wouldn't win!!!!! You're a Ztupid Zucker for even thinking she would!!!!
Come on FATASS!!!!!
UPDATE you fat, lazy, lowlife, LOSER!!!
i dont condem any violence, woman or man, but i did brake a smile reading this
39th!
The girlfriend was justified–who wants to be with a junkie??!!
Hope the seat was SUPER DIRTY TOO!!!
Re: dee – Um…I hope what you meant to say was that you don't 'condone' violence, Dee. Otherwise, it sounds like you don't mind giving/receiving a few whacks upside the head, every now and again. And, unless you have the word 'Everlast' tattooed on your forehead, that is unacceptable.
ONLY IN FLORIDA
peezer is becoming a nasty fat tranny mess hisself.
Hahaha!!! I would've done the same thing.
Re: haha –
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McBomb vs. Saddam Hussain
choose
itsonlyme says
tappyfeet boy..where are you? I miss your song…come back..
Re: itsonlyme – ROFLMAO…. hes a shit for brains
You go Girl!
Re: kRAZI – You're a fucking RETARD!!!!
lmao this is too wierd
Can we get an update???
Re: haha –
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muzt b y u r talkin 2/me….
coz it takez one 2/know one….
……..fukard…………now…bye bye
……The DArK NiGhT starts at 1:45…………….
over ////and out bitch….u don't even vote…idiot……..
she wasn't on drugs, and he is lucking it was in a bathroom and not a place where, say, she might reach a bat, crowbar, hammer. the charges will be dropped against her in the end.
Re: hey –
I will vote for Hussain. Didn't anyone tell you all Africans are Muslims?
.lol
Why are all these crazy things happening in Fla?!?! I am starting to worry about this state..
why its just pot
i would have done the same thing. good for her.
Re: chazz – That is TFF, Chazz. Very true, it was only the pot(ty). I am willing to bet that he is (or should be) more embarrassed about having to call the cops about being clobbered by a toi-toi seat. Especially if she dunked his head in the blue water, beforehand. I KNOW that I would be…in fact, I would rather spend the next 10 years on a therapists couch, than to have the incident public knowledge. LOL
wtf?
Re: Jesse – If you grew up believing that EVERYONE of African descent are Muslims…I would take umbrage with, and question, your parents/guardians, if I were you. They stunted your 'intelligence growth'….and, I am afraid that you will never gain that access to intelligence, again.
I grew up in Chicago…I went to school, worked and socialized with MANY African-Americans….and NOT one of them proclaimed to be Muslim. They were Catholic, Baptist, Protestant, and, even Jewish.
If you embraced the Muslim tradition, then I wish you spiritual enlightenment. But to state, publicly, that all "Africans are Muslims", is not only misleading but, against ANY AND ALL religious laws…do not spread rumors, innuendos and gossip regarding our fellow man, woman and/or child.
When did Barrack Obama pose in a toilet for that statue?
Jeez, Perez, you say drugs will make ppl do crazy things in the post, but the girl wasn't on drugs? She was sober. Did you even read this yourself?
I am so tired of all the typos and poor writing on your blog. Used to like it because you updated regularly and seemed to have quite a few exclusives….. you have not updated with anything worth reading in TWO days, and now you just copy shit from TMZ. Isn't this your JOB, perez? This blog is your livelihood, you better get your lazy ass out of bed and work on it.
Spell check FTW.
LOL!
serves him right!!
he was happily sniffin n dint even care to share it wid her??!!
lol
Good for her! If that had been MY boyfriend, I'd be in the mugshot hall of fame right now for having killed his dumb ass.
I love how People show They care now adays!
lmao. damn americas crazy
stick with maryj
That's hillarious. I'd have done the same shit!!!
hahahhaa intenseeeeee!
welcome to 772
druggie land, man
actually welcome to florida
wow. Man… I should try hitting my brother with the toilet seat when He falls asleep on the floor… lol
she was just mad he wasnt sharing…junkies.