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"Woman accused of smacking beau with toilet seat"

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Woman accused of smacking beau with toilet seat

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Police arrested a couple after the woman allegedly hit her boyfriend with a toilet seat. The woman, 18, told police that she found her boyfriend smoking cocaine in their bathroom and turned on the shower to try and wash away the drugs.

The pair argued and when he refused to give up the drugs, authorities say the woman hit him with the toilet seat.

The boyfriend was charged with cocaine possession and later released on bond. The woman faces a battery charge and was released without posting bond.

Posted: Jul 20, 2008 at 5:52 am / Email this »

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84 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

Kara says – reply to this

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Hahahahaha, sorry but that's funny.
E says – reply to this

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wtf?
MARIS says – reply to this

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HAHAHA. FIRSTY BITCHES! That's funny. I would've done the same thing!
OJD says – reply to this

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FIRST?!?
AND CRAZY PEOPLE!!
Anononon says – reply to this

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FUNNY
kat says – reply to this

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rofl how funny 5th? 7th!
sD says – reply to this

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uei
Nay says – reply to this

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Haha good on her!! Wish I ad the guts 2 do that to my EX! Boys r Nobs ha!
uh hu says – reply to this

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WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD TOILET SEAT!!!!!
mel says – reply to this

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if i caught my bf with drugs i would have done the same thing :/
tortilla monster says – reply to this

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I wonder if the toilet seat was clean or had back splash?! 11th?
Enosi says – reply to this

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12!
POO says – reply to this

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Ha ha ! I love these wacky real life stories! There are some truly fruity wacKos around!
stop says – reply to this

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This. Is. Not. Celebrity. Gossip.
murph says – reply to this

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FUNNY!!!
Lin says – reply to this

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I support the gf!!! You go girl…only assholes will take drugs….
sarah says – reply to this

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geez. how did she get the seat OFF the toilet?
mustve been pretty strong, or possibly it was adrenaline from the surge of rage that made her wanna hit him

good work girl (y)
Brand says – reply to this

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Lol. I wonder who called the cops… Lol!
manna says – reply to this

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I would have done more than that
silly says – reply to this

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silly/funny……….i don't blame her for freaking out and trying to flush the shizzle. i don't blame him for fighting back…..and i don't blame her for fighting back with whatever object was close to them! not crazy. kinda boring!
dj060 says – reply to this

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too funny!!! he's lucky all he got hit with was a toilet seat. what a loser. i'd have done the same thing to the dumb ass.
itsonlyme says – reply to this

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Give the idiot time…and he will probably sue her for post traumatic stress disorder. He will probably claim that he gets headaches and flashbacks, everytime he has to pee. lol
LARNY says – reply to this

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LOLLLLLLLLLLZ that's so funny!
Cutie says – reply to this

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why, is it so strange?
Men beat up woman with all sorts of things….
i give thums up to the lady who did this (ironic) , since its always been the man who had the balls.
what goes around comes around, and in history, things are changing to our favor .the guys who arrested her, are cowards, they just wanna say that whatever women do to men, its not ok, but whatever men do to women, it alright, fucking chuavinstic assholes…
Love u Perez..
Lol
Xoxo
Gem says – reply to this

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Re: itsonlyme –

That comment made my day.
kRAZI says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Perzonally…I luv it

when a guy getz hit

with anything..or getz

something cut off coz

hez a dickhead…yezzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cocaine will kill U…they put bakingzoda in it….
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Danic says – reply to this

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I would have hit him with the toilet seat too!
rabidparadise says – reply to this

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That's great! I would have posted her bond! LMAO
POCAH says – reply to this

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I would of took him in the bedroom and tied him up and made him sit there all day while I did his cocaine.
asdf says – reply to this

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that was the lamest "news" I've ever heard.
that sucked.
BIGG says – reply to this

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I dont understand why she was arrested…in some twisted way I see hitting of the toilet seat as some sort of self defense! WTF?
Rach says – reply to this

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WTF? Stupid Tards.
itsonlyme says – reply to this

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Re: Cutie – I agree with you, in that turnabout is fair play. I, too, find domestic violence deplorable and cowardice….regardless if the abuser is a man or woman (yes, some women have been known to be the aggressors).

But, since nothing in this 'article' insinuates that there was a history of abuse, in this particular relationship…..you have to admit that it's pretty funny. After I read this…I immediately pictured the guy trying to 'shoo away' the little chirping birds fluttering around his head. lol If that seat wasn't laying on the floor or so loose, that she was able to yank it off of the commode, though…she will probably be charged with trying to drown the sumbitch, by first ramming his head into the bowl.

The cops who arrested her, aren't cowards. They had to…it WAS assault, you know. Now, it's up to the prosecutors, if they want to take it to court, or not.
MEL says – reply to this

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MEDIA TAKEOUT IS SOOO MUCH BETTER SNITCHES!!
5y says – reply to this

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Stupid!!
haha says – reply to this

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Re: kRAZI – Hahahahahaha!!!! I told you that Clinton CUNT wouldn't win!!!!! You're a Ztupid Zucker for even thinking she would!!!!
barfy says – reply to this

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Come on FATASS!!!!!
UPDATE you fat, lazy, lowlife, LOSER!!!
dee says – reply to this

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i dont condem any violence, woman or man, but i did brake a smile reading this
Vahse says – reply to this

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39th!
Aces says – reply to this

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The girlfriend was justified–who wants to be with a junkie??!!
Hope the seat was SUPER DIRTY TOO!!!
itsonlyme says – reply to this

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Re: dee – Um…I hope what you meant to say was that you don't 'condone' violence, Dee. Otherwise, it sounds like you don't mind giving/receiving a few whacks upside the head, every now and again. And, unless you have the word 'Everlast' tattooed on your forehead, that is unacceptable.
UCHI says – reply to this

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ONLY IN FLORIDA
lake says – reply to this

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peezer is becoming a nasty fat tranny mess hisself.
Kate says – reply to this

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Hahaha!!! I would've done the same thing.
kRAZI says – reply to this

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Re: haha –
ZZZZZZZ HELL 2 the frealing lowwwww ZZZZZZZZZZ

zz but ”she did win” 18 million votezzzz popular vote zz

zz iz it my fukin fault they screwed her like al gore?? zzzzz

zzz do U really think obama iz gonna win?? zzz

zz coz the pollz I'm lookin at show mcbomb far ahead of him zzz

zzzzzzzzzzz a good fuk U iz in order//i'm votin 4/mickeymouze….

zzzzzzzzzzzz hez azzhole iz””gay””zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hey says – reply to this

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McBomb vs. Saddam Hussain

choose
ANNA says – reply to this

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itsonlyme says
xxxxx says – reply to this

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tappyfeet boy..where are you? I miss your song…come back..
ANGEL says – reply to this

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Re: itsonlyme – ROFLMAO…. hes a shit for brains
Lala says – reply to this

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You go Girl!
haha says – reply to this

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Re: kRAZI – You're a fucking RETARD!!!!
loka says – reply to this

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lmao this is too wierd

Can we get an update???
kkkkk says – reply to this

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Re: haha –
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

muzt b y u r talkin 2/me….

coz it takez one 2/know one….

……..fukard…………now…bye bye

……The DArK NiGhT starts at 1:45…………….

over ////and out bitch….u don't even vote…idiot……..
cc says – reply to this

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she wasn't on drugs, and he is lucking it was in a bathroom and not a place where, say, she might reach a bat, crowbar, hammer. the charges will be dropped against her in the end.
Jesse says – reply to this

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Re: hey –
I will vote for Hussain. Didn't anyone tell you all Africans are Muslims?
squir says – reply to this

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.lol
Joy says – reply to this

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Why are all these crazy things happening in Fla?!?! I am starting to worry about this state..
chazz says – reply to this

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why its just pot
ha! says – reply to this

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i would have done the same thing. good for her.
itsonlyme says – reply to this

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Re: chazz – That is TFF, Chazz. Very true, it was only the pot(ty). I am willing to bet that he is (or should be) more embarrassed about having to call the cops about being clobbered by a toi-toi seat. Especially if she dunked his head in the blue water, beforehand. I KNOW that I would be…in fact, I would rather spend the next 10 years on a therapists couch, than to have the incident public knowledge. LOL
monie says – reply to this

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wtf?
itsonlyme says – reply to this

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Re: Jesse – If you grew up believing that EVERYONE of African descent are Muslims…I would take umbrage with, and question, your parents/guardians, if I were you. They stunted your 'intelligence growth'….and, I am afraid that you will never gain that access to intelligence, again.
I grew up in Chicago…I went to school, worked and socialized with MANY African-Americans….and NOT one of them proclaimed to be Muslim. They were Catholic, Baptist, Protestant, and, even Jewish.
If you embraced the Muslim tradition, then I wish you spiritual enlightenment. But to state, publicly, that all "Africans are Muslims", is not only misleading but, against ANY AND ALL religious laws…do not spread rumors, innuendos and gossip regarding our fellow man, woman and/or child.
Sara says – reply to this

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When did Barrack Obama pose in a toilet for that statue?
kaka says – reply to this

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Jeez, Perez, you say drugs will make ppl do crazy things in the post, but the girl wasn't on drugs? She was sober. Did you even read this yourself?

I am so tired of all the typos and poor writing on your blog. Used to like it because you updated regularly and seemed to have quite a few exclusives….. you have not updated with anything worth reading in TWO days, and now you just copy shit from TMZ. Isn't this your JOB, perez? This blog is your livelihood, you better get your lazy ass out of bed and work on it.

Spell check FTW.
**ShantiShanti* says – reply to this

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LOL!
serves him right!!
he was happily sniffin n dint even care to share it wid her??!!
lol
Allis says – reply to this

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Good for her! If that had been MY boyfriend, I'd be in the mugshot hall of fame right now for having killed his dumb ass.
KIM says – reply to this

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I love how People show They care now adays!
lmao says – reply to this

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lmao. damn americas crazy
stick with maryj
LishaB says – reply to this

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That's hillarious. I'd have done the same shit!!!
erika says – reply to this

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hahahhaa intenseeeeee!
hahah says – reply to this

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welcome to 772
druggie land, man

actually welcome to florida
Dot says – reply to this

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wow. Man… I should try hitting my brother with the toilet seat when He falls asleep on the floor… lol
Candy Queen says – reply to this

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she was just mad he wasnt sharing…junkies.
perezhiltonsucks says – reply to this

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you can't smoke cocaine, you smoke crack
lele says – reply to this

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you are really behind in your wacky news. im and editor at my college newspaper and weekly we run a wacky news type things… and last week we ran this AND the blow job internet thing… catch up.
mr. b says – reply to this

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WOMEN SHOULD BE KEPT IN CAGES–INSTEAD OF HITTING ME SHE HIT MY NINETY-YR.-OLD MOTHER–BECAUSE ONE OF US LEFT THE SEAT UP ON HER TOLITE—& SHE HAS HIT BEFORE –MANY TIMES !!!!!-NOW I CAN/T SPELL RIGHT–SEE OBUEVE—-& I WAS A TECHNA CAL WRETTER FOR A BIG CO. NOW I I HAVE TO SELL SAUVE DOR TODOOR——-
HAM says – reply to this

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Oh HELL NAW! If that bitch had tried 2 take away my drugs, she would have been the one hit with the toilet set! What a dumb bitch, she got the cops called on the both of them, drug laws are pointless.
HAM says – reply to this

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Re: perezhiltonsucks – Oh honey yes U can! I should know, I've done it b4! With no baking soda or anything. Know UR facts U handicap!
Lisa says – reply to this

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Re: POCAH – Fricken loved your come back there..Made me laugh good one..Me too..I'd do that .
g says – reply to this

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howd she get the toilet seat off the toilet?
jenny says – reply to this

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yes u can smoke coke. base
allie says – reply to this

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Re: UCHI – fuck you - I guess where you live drugs and violence don't exist - pull your head out of your ass!! Oh, and have a nice day!
LHK says – reply to this

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Why do all of these things happen in Florida?
Seriously, the majority of these crazy stories come out of Florida, so it seems.
Something in the water, I guess.
jamie says – reply to this

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I just want to know how the hell she hit him with the toilet seat ….Did she pull it off the toilet ,or did she just smash his head in it??? just wondering

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