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Jay To NBC: "Eff You!"

Filed under: TV News > Jay Leno

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Any possible hope NBC had of retaining Jay Leno at their network has now completely vanished.

In an unusual move, the talk show titan has finally proclaimed publicly that he is done with the peacock network next year, when they are forcing him to leave The Tonight Show for Conan O'Brien.

In a new interview, Leno says:

"I am definitely done next year — with NBC. I'm not a beach guy, and the last time I was in my pool was to fix a light. Don't worry, I'll find a job somewhere."

Getting fired from NBC was probably the best move for Leno and television.

He'll make mad money on ABC (or Fox) and now TV will have a third show at 11:35 P.M.

Woo hoo!

100 comments to “Jay To NBC: "Eff You!"”

  1. gg says – reply to this


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    Where have you been douchebag?????
    I heard this over a week ago!!!!
    God…..YOU SUCK!!!

  2. Ruben says – reply to this


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    I'll miss him.

  3. 5rtt says – reply to this


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    I heard this over a week ogo!!!!
    YOU SUCK FATASS!!!

  4. aaaaa says – reply to this


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    eeeek..

  5. Blah says – reply to this


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    First

  6. Emily says – reply to this


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    1sssttt

  7. woot says – reply to this


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    I dont understand why they want to get rid of him!! He is soo much better than Grandpa Letterman and Clown Conan!!! He is actually funny! God, these people are soo stupid!!

  8. Laura says – reply to this


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    FIrst biitches!

  9. Gigi says – reply to this


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    Love Jay…Conan sucks!

  10. Sophi says – reply to this


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    Sad.

  11. pfft says – reply to this


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    does anyone care?

  12. BWANA says – reply to this


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    Karma is a bitch. Leno stole The Tonight Show spot from David Letterman, to whom it rightfully belonged. Conan is way funnier and edgier than Jay. Good riddance! I may actually start to watch The Tonight Show again with Conan as host…

  13. silli says – reply to this


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    Jay set the retirement date himself, as it approached he had second thoughts but the wheels were already in motion. NBC doesn't want to alienate Conan by putting him off. This is similar to the Brett Favre situation in Green Bay.

  14. Filen says – reply to this


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    didn't Leno say he was retiring and NBC went to get a replacement and signed Conan- then Leno decided he wasn't rich enough, so he decided to stay? Oh please. Leno is funny, but he shouldn't have announced his retirement. He can get a tv show with Bret Favre.

  15. Filen says – reply to this


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    Re: silli – How did you post almost the same thoughts as mine at the same time~! Oh no- are you a scientologist with mind control? ACKKKKKKK…….

  16. um says – reply to this


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    you spelled "now" wrong in the first line.

  17. Marsh says – reply to this


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    first!

  18. mia says – reply to this


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    why was he fired?

  19. bobby says – reply to this


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    Conan OWNS. Way more clever than Jay Leno.

  20. Lala says – reply to this


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    Jay is so rich he never has to get another job! Enjoy Your money now while You can JAY!



  21. 21

    i dont think hes funny at all. the only thing i like about the show is the monday headlines with those crappy/funny newspaper articles. thats the zenith of the show sadly.

  22. ban f says – reply to this


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    You fat fuck, your spelling and grammer are a fucking joke. Why haven't you died yet? Your day will come for all the shit talking you do.

  23. um says – reply to this


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    Jay Leno wasn't fired. This is nearing the end of his huge contract. Perhaps that didn't "re-sign" him, but that's different. And, it doesn't seem like Jay Leno is shedding any tears about it either. I think he's ready to do other things with his life.

  24. dsm says – reply to this


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    God… you're a professional writer… please check typos… this is getting annoying.

  25. Mandy says – reply to this


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    I didn't think he was too funny, but some of the stories he talked (and joked) about were funny.

    Can't wait for Conan though!

  26. NBC:( says – reply to this


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    I don't blame him, NBC sucks big time. NBC is always last in the ratings in every category. Even all their cable network ratings are low. NBC is in a lose, lose situation. Conan O'Brien's on NBC already so his audience will just sift. But they will lose Jay Leno's audience. Another network will pick him up in a flash and that's where his and NBCs audience will go there. Maybe even fire that dreadful David Letterman whose ratings are in the toilet anyways.

  27. essie says – reply to this


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    CANT WAIT FOR CONAN!!!!!

  28. jen says – reply to this


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    perez-you can't be as stupid as you seem to be! Leno got fired because no one is watching him anymore! Why would a network keep him? And if some other network mistakingly picks him up- they are doomed! People are going to tune in to watch something new- not follow jay leno who stopped being funny 32 years ago!!! And anyone on here who says jay leno is funny I actually feel sorry for you! You clearly are simple minded and have no sense of humor-your the type of people who think America's funniest home movies is a terrific show! And David Letterman is one of the greats like johnny Carson! If you don't like David letterman I'm guessing you're probably not smart enough to get his jokes!



  29. 29

    Team Letterman! Leno is not funny.



  30. 30

    uhh he didn't get fired from NBC you d-bag… it's called his contract isn't getting renewed, and he always said that he wouldn't be looking for a renewal.. oh and i read about this shit on the huffington post about a week ago

  31. lol says – reply to this


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    I like Conan but he is getting boring and losing his funny. I will watch Jleno

  32. islan says – reply to this


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    This is without a doubt the worst move that good old stupid NBC has ever made……….Who in there right mind,other than some NY local college students can tolerate for five minutes that creep CONAN O'BRIEN???????? Of all people why him???? Jay Leno's show is great, love that Ross guy too. David Letterman creeps me out [yeh,i once lived in his CT. area and would run into him here & there as would any local] So with Jay gone NBC's ratings will dip even lower. Letting him go is a big error. I really never thought they'd go through with it. Oh well, back to movies on cable or re runs of the wonderful 'Jon & Kate plus 8', without a doubt one of the most entertaining shows of all times.
    Hells Bells, why Conan???? it hurts to even look at him… I'm Irish and he turns me off. Big Time Yucky…. Sorry, but Jay is the best of the best as time will show… When Leno leaves so will 95 percent of his viewers and they will have to give free gifts like plasma tv's to get anyone to sit in O'Briens audience… IMHO..mm.Ct.

  33. m.mil says – reply to this


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    good for him!
    he's such a funny person.
    and in my opinion, leno > o'brien.

    but i WOULD like to see craig ferguson take over for letterman.



  34. 34

    Conan ROCKS! Jay was a such a kiss ass and "yes" man. Hell, even that Ferguson guy is TONS better than Jay. Anyway, good ridance Jay!

  35. LL says – reply to this


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    The Tonight Show does not come on in all timezones at 11:35, it is broadcast at 10:35 pm in most midwest markets. If would be nice if the midwest were ever to receive any sort of positive recognition in the media. Although, I suppose, ignorance of mountain and Hawaiian zones is just as bad.

  36. noway says – reply to this


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    Craig Ferguson is the new kid on the block, and he's the best.

  37. pigbo says – reply to this


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    I was under the impression that Leno chose not to continue his contract about 2 years ago, at which point NBC announced that Conan would get his spot. If Leno wanted to continue at the Peacock, he would have continued at the Peacock. Maybe you know something that invalidates this perception. If so, you should share it.

  38. 123 says – reply to this


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    HERE'S FROM THE BLOG LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD:

    JAY LENO—YECK!!!!!!

    1st and foremost let's not forget this SCUMBAG crossed the picket line and went back to work during the writer's strike…his show never came to an agreement with the WGA before airing new eps….
    So HE IS A SCUMBAG to begin with….
    2nd …HE IS SO OVER and NEVER FUNNY, HIS WRITERS ARE FUNNY –WHICH IS THE WHOLE MONO–BUT NOT HIMSELF!!!!!
    3rd: In April, two months ago, the UNFUNNY "comic" teased Ryan Phillippe for playing a gay teen on the soap One Life To Live and asking the actor to give him his best "gay face" on the show.
    Ryan being a CLASS ACT, declined.
    Again all of the UNFUNNY ONE's humor is HOMOPHOBIC JOKES!!!!!

    CAN'T SAY IT ENOUGH: A LOSER UNFUNNY SCUM!!!!!!

    ECK!!! JAY LENO— YOU ARE CREEPY!!!!!!!!

  39. ken says – reply to this


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    You are so predictable, you act as though a no talent has talent and vise versa. You know damn well Jay Leno is a pathetic loser. You make positive claims about such people just to get readers inflamed and create friction. Well its just getting tired Mario. Jay Leno is about as attractive as you and his jokes are just bad. Do you now expect us to banter with you in opposition to your comments? Frankly I would rather point out that you lack the talent to present something worthwhile. How does visiting your site and reading this shit improve my day? ………………….It just doesn't

  40. BWANA says – reply to this


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    Re: jen
    You got THAT right, jen. Leno has always appealed to what's most mediocre about America.
    And now that his loyal viewers are starting to DIE OFF, NBC is trying to appeal to a more 21st century audience. Hopefully Conan doesn't sell out and won't tone it down too much in his new slot. Subvert the masses, Conan!



  41. 41

    Who cares…I'm watching Conan

  42. AK says – reply to this


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    I love and will always prefer Letterman to Leno.

    Wasn't Letterman supposed to take over the tonight show as per Carson's request and not Leno.

    Anyhow, Leno will be more than fine! He should take the time off to really enjoy his life

  43. LATR says – reply to this


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    KIMMEL KIMMEL KIMMEL KIMMEL! And for those of you who are complaining about the "Grammer" and spelling on this site??? It's a fucking entertainment blog! NOT the NY Times people! Get over your need to be so highly maintained ALL of the time! Seriosly!

  44. Jessi says – reply to this


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    I will follow Jay wherever he goes. He's the last clean comic around. No embarrassment when sitting besides my parents and watching Jay perform.

  45. Miche says – reply to this


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    What a poorly written post… did he quit or was he fired? Either Conan was hired or he wasn't? How would NBC retain Leno if Conan was hosting?

  46. done says – reply to this


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    Well, I am done too I hate the redhead.Mr. Leno my Family will miss you.

  47. Jay says – reply to this


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    "Wasn't Letterman supposed to take over the tonight show as per Carson's request and not Leno."

    I admired Mr. Carson but you just can't reques your repacment that decision
    is up to the Network bigbosses.
    I dislike Letterman with a passion.

  48. Jesus says – reply to this


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    Leno sucks. Phony. Panders to his guests. Obnoxiously produced.
    Letterman on the other hand. Crazy funny. Off the wall jokes. Does his own thing. Risque' if you will. Just a funny midwestern guy. Charming. I love how he kisses the hands of certain, deserving female guests.
    Leno is a corporate chump.

  49. cc says – reply to this


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    as Silli said, Jay himself was the one who said that he would retire at a certain age, which is next year. He said he wanted to be able to do other things. I guess he is starting to realize the end is near. I can't believe that they did not give him another chance before announcing conan was taking over. Especially since he was winning the time slot and nbc has sooo few hit shows. and what it seems like in the interview meant that he was willing to think about other tv things. Something was up with nbc-but they might have said to him, if you don't stay, don't expect to do anything else on the network. which you could see one of the stupid suits telling him this.

  50. Can' says – reply to this


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    An even better reason not to watch Conan. I honestly don't see why his show is still on. He grates on my last nerve.

  51. MKay says – reply to this


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    I hope ABC doesn't force Jimmy Kimmel out. I have loved him since his first show, (after the super bowl 2003 with 50 Cent)

    I remember NBC and Jay actually actively discouraged celebs and barred their own stars from going on Kimmel. But he improvised and made the show great.

    Jay schtick is tired and corny. He is boring as hell and I hope he ends up after Craig Ferguson.



  52. 52

    FUCK JAY! HE IS A megalomaniacal supercilious douchebag who has ZERO talent and sucked the proverbial balls to get where he got.



  53. 53

    Re: Jessi – You are a fuck ass

  54. dick says – reply to this


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    Can he collect unemployment????

  55. Smitt says – reply to this


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    Re: MISS CLEO – I WANT to call you, but I don't have your number!
    A strong, gorgeous female like you should not go unworshipped. Could you change your avatar to show a little more?
    Anxiously awaiting your reply,
    Smitten

  56. retir says – reply to this


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    I don't like Conan O'Brian's current show so don't plan to watch him when he replaces Jay Leno. However I do plan to watch Jay Leno whatever network he is on.

  57. TBA says – reply to this


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    If he goes on ABC at 11:35..he'll kick both O"brien's and Letterman's ass.

  58. TBA says – reply to this


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    To all you douche bags who say no one is watching Leno…get your facts straight. He kicks letterman's butt every night and has done so ever since he's been on late night. To all Conan lovers…How is Conan going to beat Letterman on late nite when he can't beat that Scottish fellow on CBS? Sorry, it's hard watching Conan the Mutant every night.

  59. TBA says – reply to this


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    Kimmel on at 12:35 for ABC would be a perfect time for him…he would slam whomever takes over The Mutants former time slot

  60. imk says – reply to this


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    good riddance to jay! i like Conan a lot better. Jay leno is a creepy pervert.

  61. Auger says – reply to this


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    Re: TBA – You just said "douche bag!" HA, HA, HA, that's hilarious. NO WONDER you love Jay Leno so much!…
    Have you heard the latest? Bill Cinton got a blowjob! Please, stop me before I bust a rib from laughing!

  62. j c says – reply to this


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    good get that ugly fucker off. he can go up & down the streets of l. a. and ask people to make their best GAY face. ARE WE SURE BRUCE WILLIS ID RUMER'S FATHER ? she looks alot like gay lamo

  63. Gary says – reply to this


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    Absolutely correct…I am tired of Leno's constant homophobic jokes and am glad that other's see that as well!

  64. Salle says – reply to this


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    Conan O'Brian is absolutely the worst talk show host on the circuit. Jay needs to go to another network. NBC will sink to the bottom with Conan and they will go "OMG"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened!!

  65. Minge says – reply to this


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    Re: islan
    "Who in there right mind,other than some NY local college students can tolerate for five minutes that creep CONAN O'BRIEN????????"
    .
    Those "NY local college students" are EVIL! They CAN'T be trusted!

  66. rrrig says – reply to this


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    f that
    kimmel rules
    ba ba booey

  67. Jenn says – reply to this


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    he didn't get fired, his contract is ending. He's known for YEARS now the exact date of the end of his contract, and he's also been well aware that another contract with Conan was signed to take him up when Leno's contract ended. Quit trying to make a bunch of drama out of nothing.

  68. Duzzy says – reply to this


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    Jay Leno & Rosie O'Donnell should procreate together! They both have facial deformaties and personality deformaties–the child would be more ick than Tom & Katie's sperm-spawn! Ha ha ha Now that is CELEBRITY JUSTICE 4 u!

  69. Cokie says – reply to this


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    Where's my bfriend, PORN MOBILE MAN????? Where are ya, honey!

  70. Evely says – reply to this


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    I hope he doesn't go to Fox. Reminds me too much of when Joan Rivers left NBC for Fox and failed miserably. He can't go to ABC. He would be second banana to Jimmy Kimmel, who has seniority at ABC. I doubt ABC would treat Jimmy Kimmel that way after being there and doing such a good job for them - that would be doing to Kimmel what NBC did to Jay. He can't go to CBS, because Letterman is there and Craig Ferguson. Letterman hates Jay, and Ferguson is beating Conan O'Brien in the ratings. CBS would never dump Letterman or Ferguson. Well, I guess it's obvious he will either go to ABC or Fox. I just hope he doesn't fail miserably no matter where he goes. If that happens, it would have been better for him to just retire from television and do gigs like Vegas. I wish him well. I have never thought Conan O'Brian was funny, NEVER. I will not be watching the tonight show after Jay leaves. I will be watching Kimmel, Letterman, or maybe Jay on another network.

  71. Creep says – reply to this


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    Jay is totally a creepy perv. Imagine fukcing him. I think I'd want it from behind just so I didn't have to look at his face or body. Or maybe better than that, he could put on rubber gloves and fuck me with a vibrator or a dildo. He wouldn't even have to touch me. Or better yet, someone else could fuck me. Yay for saMANtha Ronson! Get that coochie over here, babycakes!!!

  72. Creep says – reply to this


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    Jay Leno is an ass clown himself! I know! He fucked me with his tinylittle penix last night! Want his number? Call me at 1-900-celeb-wee-penixes

  73. Eve A says – reply to this


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    For all you morons who keep saying Jay didn't get fired, JAY DID GET FIRED. No one gives up The Tonight Show after only 17 years in their mid-50's. Of course they are dumping him at the end of a contract; legally, they couldn't dump him sooner. Contracts are routinely renegotiated every x number of years, and Jay would have renewed his contract in a heartbeat. But NBC isn't renewing; they are dumping him. Why? I don't know. But Johnny Carson was there for 30 years and left when he wanted to leave. Jay was dumped/fired. There was never any question about that. So stop saying he wasn't fired. He was. Now he doesn't want to stay, not after being fired; but, originally, he was fired/not renewed/dumped. Call it whatever you want it still means FIRED.



  74. 74

    Conan O'Brien is so struck on himself and he is NOT funny and Letterman is mean. I love Jay!!



  75. 75

    Conan was going to leave for greener pastures and NBC made the choice to force out Leno. Letterman sat behind Johnny Carson for years and had the the tonight show swiped away from him by Leno. Leno should NOT be surprised by the lack of loyalty. This is how hollywood works!

  76. Smorg says – reply to this


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    thanks god leno sucks ass, conan's show is way better than his and conans ratings will go up since it wont be on as late.

  77. Smorg says – reply to this


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    Re: Eve A

    no a couple years ago leno signed a contract to leave in 2008, conan is suppose to take his slot but leno wanted to stay and NBC wont let him.

    they had a press release and everything a couple years ago

  78. Smorg says – reply to this


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    and WTF does this mean carson daily is gonna take over conans slot. thatll be horrible

  79. Jay says – reply to this


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    YEAH JAY!!!
    Conan is terrible- I find his show painful to watch and dislike almost every interview that he's ever done.
    I hope that Jay goes head to head with him!!!
    I will watch him and Letterman as usual!!!

  80. GROSS says – reply to this


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    Re: Creep
    "Imagine fukcing him."
    .
    I don't want to…
    I wouldn't let him get near me, even with rubber gloves.
    I like gay men who are OUT! Are you TRYIN” to make me puke?

  81. Anon. says – reply to this


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    I'll make a prediction. I predict that Jay Leno will substitute for Larry King off and on for about a year and then permanently replace King…who is almost totally senile. Leno will have to fight several people for the Larry King gig, but he will win out. I could not believe this, but Larry King is the highest rated ahow on TV, and CNN is going to have big problems replacing him unless they find someone who has a following. That would be Jay leno. He will be largely entertainment centered, and other people will do the hard news interviews. So, like, you won't have leno interviewing President Obama. Plus Leno is a religious nut who is good friends with Mel Gibson, Leno is homophobic, and…did I say he is a staunch Republican.

  82. Chris says – reply to this


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    I've seen Jay's standup twice back in the 80's. Leno used to have balls before he sold out. Hopefully he can regain them although I really doubt it.

  83. Richa says – reply to this


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    And what happens to Nightline? We already have three shows to chose from…if you want another bad/old/tired late night comedy show then keep making posts like that. Leno is no Johnny Carson. Late night will go on just fine without him.



  84. 84

    OUT with Leno (he's tired) IN with Conan… he's smarter and funnier… I don't care if he does the show he does now or takes over Leno, just so long as he's on.



  85. 85

    I can't stand Jay. He's a dick to his guests - he barely knows how to make good conversation. let alone work in humor without being an ass.
    His monologues are good, but that's about it.
    .
    Can't wait for Conan!

  86. Quinn says – reply to this


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    Letterman is an arrogant bastard. I like Jay Leno, especially his Jaywalking skits; I still think Conan is a formidable replacement, however. My grandmother, on the other hand, can't stand Conan and says she won't watch him.

  87. Quinn says – reply to this


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    Re: Salle

    No the worst talk show host would be Carson Daly. I can't stand that douchebag. He has really lousy taste in music. Carson brags about how "he's part of the music industry". Yeah, ass, and now we know why the music industry is in the sorry state it's currently in. People like you are the one's "discovering" the new "talent".

  88. Kinde says – reply to this


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    Why watch anything, it's all stupid with few exceptions One day the terrible realization that entire lives, maybe yours, were wasted living vicariously through the medium will make an impact. By then it will be too late to recoup lost years and the idiotic influence TV, movies, radio, and in fact, stuff that appeals to an eleven year old and should never, ever be introduced into anyone's life. What once would have been considered pure sleaze is now celebrated as if it has credibility. Get a life, make friends, live in the real world and stop eating yourself into obesity while watching crap.

  89. Jo says – reply to this


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    Leno is the antithesis of funny. His jokes are lame, his delivery sucks, and I constantly wonder how he has the nerve to call himself a comedian. Every person on late-night TV is funnier-Letterman, Conan, Kimmel, Colbert, Craig Ferguson-I even laugh more at Carson freakin' Daly! Jay Leno needs to get the hell off television for good!

  90. cafeh says – reply to this


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    leno has consistently been swarmy to female guests, racists to anyone not white, and incredibly good at making guests feel totally uncomfortable. he can make the funniest person seem lifeless; what a freakin' gift. finally i can watch "the tonight show" again since carson's departure. letterman should have taken over the reigns in the first place and it's befitting to get the smartest comedian on late night tv today to host "the tonight show". go get em' conan. woohoo!

  91. Boar says – reply to this


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    Re: Kinde
    After reading your advice, I had a revelation. TV, movies and radio ARE ruining my life…but computers are still okay, aren't they?
    Anyway, I'm about to embark on my new path of intellectual righteousness…just as soon as I finish eating this Twinkie while lying on the sofa watching Jerry Springer in my underwear.

  92. Anne says – reply to this


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    If they put him with FOX hes gonna have some great comedy material to work with! (Bill O'Reilly) hahahahaha.

  93. chi c says – reply to this


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    I don't really like Leno, but I like Conan a WHOLE lot less.
    NBC is making a huge mistake going with Conan.
    They should go with Craig Ferguson - only he's lately looking like he fell off the wagon, huh?

  94. max says – reply to this


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    that's their loss again.

    i'll be watching his new show for sure

  95. Yuck says – reply to this


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    Can't stand Jay Leno - won't miss him. He's a no-talent who can't interview worth a fuck. He can't even deliver a punchline. He looks angry all the time and not like he's having fun. Plus, I just don't think he's that bright.

  96. sayin says – reply to this


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    Jimmy Fallon is taking Conan O'Brien's place and I don't see it. Fallon is a talentless hack and he isn't interesting nor funny. Why the fuck did they pick him?! Out of everyone in the world they could choose from, and they choose him? Are they nuts? Fallon won't last a year. He's up against the very talented Craig Ferguson. Fallon's ratings will be extremely low; wait and see.

  97. getou says – reply to this


    97

    BOO HOO, screw you JAy! hows it feel bitch, What comes around goes around. They should have nevr given you that job in the first place. After what you and your skank manager did to Johnny.

  98. Douch says – reply to this


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    NBC sis not FORCE him out for Conan. He said he wanted to retire so they chose Conan to replace him. Then Leno decided he wanted to stay but the deal was already done. It's his fault…he sucks anyway.



  99. 99

    I will miss Jay Leno dearly.
    I've watched that show since Johnny Carson left.
    WoW.
    Now I feel old.

  100. akira says – reply to this


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    jay sux. glad hes done. i hate his unfunny ass