Lovers' Getaway

After pAArtying together in NYC, LezLo and saMAN Ronson took their Sapphic sophistication to the Hamptons.
The loved-up twosome were seen up and down East Hampton, Long Island, this weekend.
The gal pals did lots of shopping and were general douches to everyone.
Numerous readers tell us that Lindsay refused to sign any autographs or take pictures with anyone, even little kids.
So not cool!
















































i love lindsay lohan whether or not shes a lez : )
hahaha
oh andddd FIRST
first
i love lindsay!!!
i dont care if shes a lezz hahahaha
andddd FIRST
such a hardass
can saMantha loose that fucking hat already…it's beginning to look like Winehouse's dingy shorts. …get an imagination. And it doesn't surprise me that they were rude to everyone in the Hamptons…because everyone's generally rude there anyway.
who cares?
How pathetic.
second!
i love lindsay and hate saMAN
nice lebaron. ha.
yea be a lez IDC but when my little cousin asks for ur fuckin autograph like she did today and shes only 7 just fuckin sign it and realize shes right there… dont act like u didnt see us bitch… and ur from fuckin LA so go back.. u might have been born on LI but none of us REAL LONG ISLAND girls want u here
…they're on vacation… they dont need to do anything. i wouldnt, personally. id be there to relax.
she is riding in a chrysler lebaron?
Is that a fucking Lebaron?
I hate it when rich people think being poor is better than being rich.
thats a sweet ass ride though… are they serious with that???
what do u expect from the nastiest dykes in the world
i hate to say it, perez, but refusing to sign autographs doesn't make her a douche. she doesn't owe anyone anything, and if she chooses to spend the weekend without having to have her picture taken with a bunch of snot nosed kids or signing paper for people, that's her choice. and good for her. sometimes it's ok to say no.
All that $$$$ and you can only ride around in a chrysler? Nice bumper stickers, too. maybe she should give up some of the extensions.
FIRST BIATCHES
why are they driving around in that beat up dirty LE BARON???
Lezlo being a douche while cruising the Hamptons in a '94 Lebaron! LMAO!! That is friggin priceless!!
Is she broke now??? Why is she driving around in a 1987 Chrysler Lebaron?
I think lezlo should apreciate her fans
AND FIRST
Why the attitude? They were only riding in a Chrysler, an old one at that.
They're in a Chrysler! What a hoot. Shows how far (down) she's made it.
Why such a shitty car?
haa I love for samantha to push lindsay off a cliff
Yikes, a Chrysler LeBaron. Ugh.
Re: the autographs thing… I guess things are different when you're a celebrity. My instincts would be to say, "leave her alone, let her have some private time." but it sounds like a lot of people think that a celebrity is there to be hounded 24/7. I'd probably be a little starstruck if I saw a celebrity like LiLo, but I hope that I would just back off and let her do her shopping or whatever.
whats with the awsome car? Is her career that bad?
That car is such shit.
Eh…good for them. At least Linds is keeping her vadge covered in public (thanks saMANtha for giving her someone else to show it to). Besides, these headlines about their romance seem to be the only ones Linds is getting these days. Maybe she really has cleaned up her act…and if MAN is partially responsible for it, then kudos!
However, they've got to ditch that POS LeBaron! Damn! I drove one in high school 20 years ago. Shouldn't they be driving a Range Rover or something…perhaps a large pick-up? Anything is better than that LeBaron!
wow.. im just wondering why the hell they are in a Lebaron hahahahha
IS THAT JOHN VOIGHT'S CAR? YOU KNOW THE DENTIST? seriously, early 90's seinfeld called and they want george's car back.
She couldn't get a better car cause she can't afford to put gas in it~~
They're both addicts diiiir.
Re: brutu – OMG!!! Totally! LMAO!
Whats up with their car? Did mommy Lohan cut her off?
I hope it's the angle and Lindsay really isn't going to drive that car.
Perez what about the dude that was all up on Lindsay last night at Lily Pond? Lindsay wasn't reciprocating, but she didn't tell him to back off, either. Right behind Sam's back, too, literally. What a whore….
If she signs one autograph she'll have to sign all of them which means that she'll never be able to do something else. She had like 2 months of work. Just leave them alone
LINDSAY IS NOT GAY!
SHE IS PERFECT FOR RONNIE BOY! [ BY RONNIE I MEANT CHRISTIAN RONALDO ] HERE IS WHY.
THEY ARE BOTH YOUNG, SEX-CRAZED AND WOULD BE JUST CUTE TOGETHER.
Re: DK –
she had 2 months of work? puhhhleaseeeee
normal people work twice has hard has her ass and dont get vacations every 2 months
"LezLo and saMAN " ROTFLMAO!
what do kids do with an autograph?
LINDSAY IS NOT GAY!
SHE IS PERFECT FOR RONNIE BOY! [ BY RONNIE I MEANT CHRISTIAN RONALDO ] HERE IS WHY.
THEY ARE BOTH YOUNG BUT LOOKING OLD, SEX-CRAZED AND WOULD BE JUST CUTE TOGETHER.
woah.
Stepping out in a LeBaron! Really?!?!
YOU MADE THAT UP. YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR. LINDSEY DID NOT REFUSE PHOTOS OR AUTOGRAPHS WITH ANY CHILDREN. YOU ARE GOING TO GET EXPOSED FOR LYING SOON ENOUGH.
:)-
STUPID CUBANS!!!
Oh poor thing, still can't drive because of the DUI!
So that's why She's with HIM?HER? the MAN sa
sam has a bit of a farmer's tan going on! nice arms
Re: uBUGr – leave Perez alone!! He can write anything HE wants! U Idiot!
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Parents keep Your Kids away from THEM! Lezitits!
That sucks for the kids but is she not entitled to some rest and relaxation?!??!?
Re: Jessi – who says we want her here either? only the parasite paps LA needs to get rid of.
Is that a fucking Chrysler Lebaron?? lmfao It suits them!!
I had a three way with them a Sandy Gallins estate and Ronson would not aitograph the strap on she used on me and Lindsy, now that's rude.
Where's YOUR LeBaron, Freddy??
Cultureclub called they want saM HAT BACK they are so irittaiting Lindsey carrer sucks right now and whats with that geto car????????????
Fuck it who cares that she didn't indulge some snotted kids. Autographs? Come one now she's allowed to say no and enjoy her vacation privately.
As far as the LeBaron I am shocked in a good way it shows that she is friends with someone based on who they are and not what they own. Many people wouldn't be caught dead near that car much less be in the passengers seat. So for all you superficial cunts ragging on her about it I say fuck off!
Can someone PLESE buy the woman a new hat! : P
LOVE LILO! SHE signed an autograph for me so….story is FALSE!
you're a disgrace to the gay community
Re: tb – Doubt it!
she's on vacation, asshole. maybe she did not want to start a frenzy in the reserved Hamptons–people would ask her to leave. Its not LA.
Re: sam-n – FU! You are just a Disgrace and not even well known!
Re: ShaylaRCakes – Yeah for sure….I was wondering if anyone else noticed they were driving a Chrysler LeBaron. In the Hamptons of all places. Didnt they feel like jackasses?
What the hell did WIlmar V. do to Her to screw Her up??
Remember He screwed Her when She was 16-17!
I am so confused will Someone help Me!?
wtf is up with the labaron hahahaha
what the fuck are they driving?
shes just pissed because she is rollin around the Hamptons of all places in a hoopty! LOL!!!
Who the hell wants an autograph, her career is clearly over. Has she had a decent movie since Mean Girls? Go much some more carpet sweety
Your non-stop hatred towards this couple is really sad Mario. At least she's beautiful and talented.
I hate celebs that treat their fans like parasites on a regular basis. That bitch should be thankful for every last fan she has at this point.
Why the fuck is she driving a Chrysler LeBaron?!?
The reason Lindsay did not sign any autos or pose for pictures is, her spem catching crotch had so many flies around it, it was declared a health hazard by the Health Deparment, don't blame her.
first? ha ha ha just kidding
The only people who want Lilo's autograph are children, so she really should be a bit more gracious. They are the only ones who pay to see her crappy movies. Could Samantha please take the hat off???? maybe they wouldn't get noticed as much.
Perez I seen you do the same. Ignore ur few fans at the Robin concert. and not take a picture with them. And you don't even have a career. so sad.
I've always said that LaBarons are where it's at.
where'd linds boobs go?
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one that noticed they were in a Chrysler Lebaron… I mean seriously what is up with that?
omg. nothing screams "white trash" more than that old ass le baron! priceless!
what's wrong with the car??
LMAO
Re: raq – that's what i was noticing also!
Nice car. The Chrysler LeBaron was hot when I was in high school in 1992.
La Baron? WTF kind of white-trash ride is that for the Hampton's? Go back to LA Jezzie's, you certainly don't belong here, not now NOT EVER!
whats up with the hoopdee?
saMANtha has got to lose that fucking hat - it is sooooo outdated and fucking annoys me!
Wow, she is just so awesome in her Lebaron…it shows how washed up she is that she is driving that.
why are they driving a 1989 chysler lebaron?
They got to town late and wanted a convertible. They both have plenty of money and dont have to worry if they drive a junker they get into places that you cunts only read about so go buy the tabloids that in fact sells the magazines that employs the paps that takes pix of those you hate. You two faced mother fuckers look in the mirror you are nobody how many movies were you in oh a home movie fuck yall
isn't that a good thing that she's not giving kids her autograph? That girl is seriosly fucked, and basically just a bitch. I'm not even using the word "bitch" as a verb to desribe lindsey, because that's who she is, a bitch. All of you who say you like lindsey are fucking idiots. By nature i'm really not a mean person, but what gets me, is all these people who don't see what a fucking idiot this girl is, and all the psychological issues she really does have. Having psychological issues really isn't a bad thing, but turning that into hate for other people, and in return enjoying it, is. And this is what she does, and who she is. She is an ego-centrcric person who GETS OFF on from feeling like she is above everyone. Yes my friends, THIS is the person you are looking up to.
Please never had children
Is that their shitty Chrysler? What happened to their expensive foreign car? American made vehicles suck ass.
Next time they're rude, someone should pull Sam's hat off and run. I bet she goes nuts if you pull her hat off.
a lebaron? huh?
Damn Perez can't a celeb have a fucking weekend off from being a celeb? So what if she didn't sign an autograph for some kid, I'd tell them to get lost. I'm sure mommy would only sell it on Egay (typo but I'm keepin' it) anyways.
Re: dd – apparently Lilo only got paid $500,000 for her latest movie. Ye that's real A list movie star bucks for you.
why does samantha always wear that same damn fedora! aha
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I think it's really unfair to call any celebrity names for not signing autographs. They deserve their own private time too. It's not as if they are at a premier. They are shopping or at a restaurant and have no obligation to sign or take pictures.
I don't care at all that Linds likes the ladies. But….she could seriously do a hell of a lot better than Samantha Ronson. Talk about fugly! Perhaps she has a wonderful personality???