This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Madonna
A sheep and a goat are escorted out of the Kabbalah center in New York City on Saturday.
What the fuck????????
No, seriously.
WTF???????? WTF???????? WTF????????
WTF???????? WTF???????? WTF????????
WTF???????? WTF???????? WTF????????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 20, 2008 at 2:53 pm




first!
FIRST !
first!!!!
WTF!
FIRST BITCHES !
???
No, seriously…Fuck the What?????
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…makes you wonder!
not cool. I'm first!
uh..
FIRST!
second
Re: Heather – not.
First!!!!
first ?? like i care !!!
HMMMMMMMM
kabbalalbalalbal is bullshit
um yea WTF?? is the correct reaction. we agree for once P.
Ha first MF's!
lmao that religion is a joke!
damn soo not first
Know what that religion is? it's a scam, scamming retards out of their money anyway they can.
I done fucked them sheep. In my porn mobile, the notorious 89 lincoln - that's where i done fucked them sheep in their asses and vaginas. It was a hell of a party. Just me, the sheep, and the naked barbie doll. While i did them, the barbie doll was watching me from the dashboard. My lip gloss was cool, my lipgloss was poppin
they must be fucking them poor things. somebody help them!
I knew Madonna was a total pervert, but this puts her over the edge.
Maybe they're knitting sweaters.
wow. strange. the religions that celebrities get themselves into are always so fucked up.
Well, they are white…
looks like one sheep and one goat…. good thing they are being escorted out alive
OMG Porn Mobile Man RULEZ!!!!!!!!! New Jersey REPRESENT!!! What is that on the right, a goat?
I done fucked them sheeps while my naked barbie doll watched, she was sitting on the dashboard of teh porn mobile, teh infamous 89 lincoln.
The darker one in the back is a goat! So they have sheep and goat there? Obviously they weren't sacrificed (yet), but maybe they were shopping for good ones for future use? Crazy-ass people!
WTF is going on with them? is sacraficing goats the it thing now?
Looks like they're either gonna perform sex acts on them or slauther them like some kind of satanic cult
Wrong address..they were supposed to go to the Scientology Center for Tom Cruise!
Madonna is most likely fucking the goats, as part of a Kaballah ritual, of course!
omg this is crazy…hope it does not involve some ritual that involves animal sacrifice. this is downright SICK.
And a goat.
Wow!!!! Ignorance and stupidity is alive and well.
hey perez, why dont you publish britney´s new photos of her attending "Generation Rescue Squad" event yesterday, she looked so hot!
i think she deserves a new chance
In West Virginia, we fuck these
At least the poor things made it out alive, the real question is, how many were sacrificed in there??? Ahh!
Why are you criticizing other people's religion? Who the fuck are you to do that?
Errr… soon to be sacrificial lamb and goat?
Save these animals!
Interesting
I seriously don't get this woman……
Human beings can be extremely stupid. Specially rich celebrities.
We fuck them down here in Texas too.
If anyone is following kabballahhhhhh because of Madonna, you are a LOSER!!!!
Oh yeah, can you say "animal sacrifices?" What the frick kind of religion is that when one needs a goat and a sheep to show up? All I can say is "freaks!"
Re: Jim B – Here in Alabama too. The sheep are the best cause they feel like the real thing. I don't even bother with the goats no more. I stick it down inside a horse sometimes though.
Re: PFF –
I'll criticize what I want when I want — got it? And who are you to tell me I can't? Don't bother answering and go pray to your "god" for a brain. See that lower case "g" that's how much respect, and only how much, your absentee "god" deserves .
i think they are pets! they look well groomed and are wereing collars, question is what are they doing there, maybe they are converting animals now!
WTF???????????????????????????????
Kabbalist's believe the cow, goat (which is best able to carry ones sins) and the lamb are "pure" animals… whatever…
Here's the top 5 movies at the box office this weekend:
1. The Dark Knight - $155.3 million
2. Mamma Mia! - $27.6 million
3. Hancock - $14 million
4. Journey to the Center of the Earth - $11.9 million
5. Hellboy II - $10 million
One is a goat, Perez.
…
… oh, i know.
…… its because JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
..DUH!
A well hidden cult that just loves taking your money. Believe me……..
Today is a Jewish holiday marking the 17 of the month of Tammuz. It is the start of a three week period leading up to Tisha B'Av, which commemorates the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem. This three week period is called Bein Hametzarim or "between the troubles." The "WTF" in your post is a little disrespectful, Perez. A quick search of the Internetz would have told you what you were looking at. Tsk tsk.
Re: PFF – I'm the one with the podium you dimwitted asshole.
are they going to slaughter them in some bloody ritual?
sacrificial animal. all religions do it, you just don't see or hear about it unless you are a priest or high rank…
how stupid/ignorant are you perez?
perhaps it was something for the kids a bit like nature day
Why can't they sacrifice some scientologists instead?
HOLY SHIT!!! I'm a big Jew and even I'm baffled. I don't truck with the whole Kabbalah thing, either….because it's NOT A RELIGION!!!! It's the study of Jewish mysticism; it's one branch on the very large Jewish Tree. I'm a pretty observant Jew (observant as far as Reform Judaism goes) and never, not once, has anyone shlepped any farm animals into my synagogue. We are completely against animal abuse (and sacrifice… as some half-witted, uneducated, 'look at me, I know evertyhing' person so brilliantly stated). Just shut up since you obviously don't know anything…fucking trolls. Back to the point….
I'm thinking WTF over the animals. Kabbalah is NOT A RELIGION…it's the study of one aspect. And Madonna can kiss my yenta ASS!! She tries to pass herself off as a Jew…PUH-LEEZE!!!! Learn to read Hebrew, learn a Torah parsha, have a bat mitzvah, join a REAL synagogue and then maybe we'll talk…Quit being trendy…it's boring and tedious.
Re: puto – Fuck off you dim-witted idiot. Um, Kaballah is a Jewish 'thing' and if you knew anything at all you'd know we don't have cohens (priests) anymore. And we're firmy against any cruelty to animals. Learn the facts before you run your mouth (fingers). Now run back to your Mommy's basement and play D&D with your 2 friends.
Re: OPRAH – I'm down with that!!!
THEY WANT TO ENTICE THE HOMO'S TO JOIN KABBALAH, AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU GUYS LIKE ANY OLD ANUS.
:)-
Re: scien – and people like you probably fuck their fathers in the shower.
reincarnation of the living dead? but who's who?
come on! you're all acting surprised. we knew this was going on.
They allow Madonna in there why not these animals???
Iron Lamb is that you??
Undoubtedly, it's for the Santeria dinner to follow services.
Its probably for a 'sacrifice' - they will be killed -
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
JEWS ARE GOAT FUCKERS. just like ARABS ARE CAMEL FUCKERS.
SCIEN- WHY YOU GOTTA BRING ARABS INTO THIS…. YOU'RE JUST A HATER!
Kabbalah is sooooo strange,isn't it?
Heads up!
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Re: Suck –
And you're a moron if you don't understand how Judaism, Islam, and Christianity are related. Also because you can't recognize a sarcastic joke.
It's a Jew thing — you wouldn't understand!
Just ask Jesus.
Re: mel – Yes they are alive but the guy escorting them…it looks like his belt is undone?? oh dear!
Re: Rae –
Oh, Jewess Please! When has Perez ever been anything other than disrespectful!
You want respect, you go somewhere else.
Also, do you actually think he reads these comments??
The animals are sacrificed in order to "read" the entrails, like a fortune telling. I'm not kidding.
Seriously..I knew someone in here would have the right answer. It's all symbolic and Kaballah is a mystical study. But I do believe Madonna converted to Judaism.
Probably an animal blessing service like the Catholics and other Christians do.
Re: Avigayil –
This is a response to both of your posts. You have to remember you are part of a branch of Judaism too. To undress Kabbalah as not being a religion is like asserting Sufism isn't a part of Islam. Or Protestantism isn't part of Christianity, or fuck that reform Judaism isn't a part of Judaism. They are all branches of an original picture that has become muddled with politics and spiritual posturing.
As I'm sure you know, Judaism has had a complicated history, the fact of the matter is that you did have priests, you had priests at the height of your faith. Just because the marks of Jewish mysticism don't align with your subscriptions to the faith, doesn't mean they hold no validity.
And to tell people they should fuck off and play D&D leads me to believe you aren't a very good Reform Jew. And that's saying something.
VOGUE !! hahahahahahahaha
Re: says –
all religions are scam
MAN, THAT WHORE MADONNA HAS NO LIMITS.
SHE'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT WALKS!!!!!
It was show & tell to explain how the cubans sacrifice these animals in the park after dark. I mean, does the guy holding the animals look Jewish to you?? Nah, he's Perez' home boyee!
Re: whoaa –
U knucklehead! O course kaballah is Jewish mysticism. But this is The Kaballah Centre — it's an organization like Scientology and just as much a real religion. This simplified presentation of Kabbalah was developed by its current leader, Philip Berg and his wife, Karen Berg, with opposition from the traditional religious establishment
Isnt it like a goat part of Satanic rituals ? Dont they like kill them? Hmm…are they linked??
Madonna is drinking their blood and eating their hearts in order to retain the last shred of her youth.
Re: John – Your my hero
10 people more interested in being 'first' than replying to the post? WFT indeedy. Anyhoo, why are u alwayz knocking Kabbalah when u know nothing about it? I'm not saying this applies to Kabbalah, but in my religion (Jewish) there *is* a time of year where animals are blessed. So deal with it and stop knocking everything Kabbalah…it ain't Scientology!
I can see just from the replies here that your readers are a bit dim. For starters, Kabbalah isn't a religion. Secondly, while I don't like Madge, I'm sure she doesn't need goats to screw when she has a-rod.
Were there sacrificial kinds of activities going on there???? Yummy! I love blood-letting!!!!
Re: whoaa – Very well said. Brava.
Re: WHORE – hahahahhahahh I love you. will you fuck me?