This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Madonna

A sheep and a goat are escorted out of the Kabbalah center in New York City on Saturday.

What the fuck????????

No, seriously.

WTF???????? WTF???????? WTF????????
WTF???????? WTF???????? WTF????????
WTF???????? WTF???????? WTF????????

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Posted: Jul 20, 2008 at 2:53 pm / Email this »

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Danik says – reply to this

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Re: Porn_Mobile_Man – Fuckkin A man you are a DREAMBOAT. Next time: you, me, and a monkey named Bob. Delish! The things we could do to each other! I could park my Luved-Up Pinto right next to your Lincoln and we could PAR-TAAAAY!!! (I'll bring the french-fry flavored love-lubricant!)
Monic says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH – Huzzah!
Julie says – reply to this

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…but what are they going to do with the black man?
Monic says – reply to this

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Re: putz – SCIENTOLOGY ISN'T A RELIGION. IT'S A BELIEF. And probably a cult. NOT A RELIGION.
Emily says – reply to this

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Hey scien,
if jews are goat fuckers and arabs are camel fuckers, does that make christians little boy fuckers? YUP.
Manny says – reply to this

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Scapegoat and sacrificial lamb. Maybe the Kabbalites don't actually kill the animals.
Tyra says – reply to this

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Fierce!
pfan says – reply to this

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poor things kabbalah = creepy and toally weird no wonder madonna's part of it
Lulu says – reply to this

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Re: Avigayil – lulz. you got trolled.
me says – reply to this

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They found another use for sheep…wool!!! Or a sacrifice gone wrong?
Sue says – reply to this

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Come on people, so Madonna is allergic to cats and dogs, so she has different types of pets.
M says – reply to this

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lol!

HA!

So I'm thinking her upcoming tour is featuring a video by Britney and the lamb and goat are also performing or appearing?? in the show and she wants everyone involved to be blessed kabbalistically.

OR

maybe they are animals from her farmland countryhouse in London and they weren't getting along so Madonna had them brought to the Kabbalah center to work things out!

LOLOLOLOLOL
Darki says – reply to this

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In affyka Sheep and Goats are considered fine bed partners. After seeing their females I tend to agree the animals would be an upgrade and the males don't care where they stick those hiv/aids infected pee pee's see CDC account of what country is over 80% infected
Snood says – reply to this

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I'm sorry, but is it really THAT unusual…..? Really?
Fred says – reply to this

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question? Is the colored guy SEAL? is that little sheepie HEIDI?
suz says – reply to this

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I wouldn't be surprised if it was for a religious sacrifice ceremony where Madonna drinks their blood in order to stay young and healthy and then is turns into this orgy-fest.

Or not.
kat von kat says – reply to this

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Oh please. Many religious places have big productions/plays where they have live animals along with the live people acting the part. Our church has done it many many times at Easter and Christmas.
Now…if they went in alive and never came back out….THAT would be a story!
Rina says – reply to this

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That sheep in the photo wasn't the only one inside the building. Plenty of the human variety too…
Rose says – reply to this

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Sacrifical blood for Modonnas old coochie, its the only thing that keeps her all together.
whoaa says – reply to this

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Re: putz –

Did you just call me a knucklehead? Seriously? If you're going to throw out oh so devastating insults, you better have some substance to your argument. You just told me who created this organization in question, quality discourse buddy. I don't think perezhilton.com is an appropriate venue to discuss the inner workings of religious doctrine or theological specifics. That being said, I will attempt to dissect your argument (I'll paraphrase slightly). "The Kabbalah Center is organized like Scientology and is just as much a religion as said group," cool, Scientology is a religion. The doctrine of Scientology or the Kabbalah Center may seem absurd because they are relatively new, however they are just as fallible or infallible as the claims in the Hebrew Scriptures.

"Their claims were opposed by the traditional religious institution," ya so were the claims made by John Calvin, Martin Luther, and holy shit… Jesus Christ.

I'm such a knucklehead!!
Kayla says – reply to this

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probably santeria
Avigayil says – reply to this

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Re: putz – THANK YOU.
bee says – reply to this

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The sheep and the goat were there to see Madona, just like the sheep going to her concerts.
LIBS says – reply to this

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Im Jewish, Live in Israel, never seen a farm animal… BTW-for all you ignorant folks out there, Kabbalah is not a religion its the study of Jewish mysticism.
chris says – reply to this

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I know hey believe in sacrifice…
it s sad… call PETA right now.
I am not joking.
Cerette says – reply to this

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maybe they were going to sacrife it…
hot mommy says – reply to this

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sheep and goats…how bilblical. at least the sheep and goats left alive and not sacrificed!
jc says – reply to this

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kabbalah is a fucking cult for idiots,, madonna is their money cow,, she is so stupid
Perez says – reply to this

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Aw Perez, would you PLEASE CUT THE SHIT?!?!?! You were part of a 3-way with that sheep and goat! Oh, and the sheep and goat said that you screamed like a lil bitch!
driptip says – reply to this

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Looks like these guys were the lucky ones and got away!:)
kate says – reply to this

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I can't believe all this big mess for a very unflattering pic of madonna and her lame hubby in their sunday clothes getting out of the kabbalah center… damn you guys need to give Madge a break like Perez said!
Anne says – reply to this

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I guess Kabbalah has something in common with Scientology, they are both INSANE cults.
becky says – reply to this

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What a JOKE! You're kidding! They were probably on their way to Scientology weekend services.
angst granma says – reply to this

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sacrificial thingamajigs. as bullshit as this is, scientology wins the poop battle.
J.J-7 says – reply to this

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Idiooooooot!!!! Go Madonna hospital, go…
me says – reply to this

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Satanic sacrifices
jd says – reply to this

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jimi says – reply to this 51Re: PFF –
I'll criticize what I want when I want — got it? And who are you to tell me I can't? Don't bother answering and go pray to your "god" for a brain. See that lower case "g" that's how much respect, and only how much, your absentee "god" deserves .

in reply to that-
im an athiest and i agree with PFF who are you to judge someones religion?
m says – reply to this

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Re: Rae –

WTF? Perez is asking why the animals? Your explanation doesn't explain that - unless I'm missing something. Why are there farm animals leaving the centre. I've studied Kabbalah for a year and I'm stumped!!!!
elpri says – reply to this

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It's Christopher Ciccone and the Pope. Madonna didn't want them in.
Phut says – reply to this

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Y'all so effing concerned about celebrity gossip and people sex habits you know sweet FA about Judaism customs do you.Morons.!!
Sarah says – reply to this

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The sacrifice must have been postponed…. mwahhhhh
JESUS says – reply to this

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Re: Sarah –

They took christmas pictures . You know Jesus was born near cheap house and they took some ad. material for next christmas.
They'll have a religious song with madonna and kids and there should be cheap as well in video and pictures. The cheap is eating grass, not having sex on video.
Why you think about sex when you see a cheap. You are all grazy perverts.
Lanza says – reply to this

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At least the Goat and Sheep are still alive…!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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New Flash to all those people who never bothered to find out: Kaballah isn't a religion - it's a science. Educate yourselves people, oh wait - this is perezhilton.com…. what was I thinking?!
Hmm says – reply to this

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Re: Avigayil – somehow I don't think studying Jewish Mysticism for 9 years can be classed as being trendy?
Ski says – reply to this

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Oh no she didn't! Even just the POSSIBILITY of animal cruelty is going to bring out the wrath of animal lovers like myself. You can call Madonna rich, or famous, or, successful. But DON"T call her smart. Anyone stupid enough to join the Kaballah cult is not an intelligent person. Is Madonna really that bored and lost that she needs to waste so much time and money on a cult?!
Run, Guy Ritchie, run for the hills. You've suffered long enough!
Manny says – reply to this

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I am amazed at the execrable level of stupidity and ignorance of most of these comments.
dik says – reply to this

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WOW!! they even gotten to the poor animals wtf!! would they want with a sheep?
having the poor sheep there is animal cruelty .
Carri says – reply to this

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You're all a bunch of perverted idiots. If you knew anything about religion you would know that sheep go to Heaven and goats go to Hell. Why don't you all put down your keyboards for 30 minutes and pick up a freaking book!
SMH! says – reply to this

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Uh aren't most of their members white? White people don't act like you don't bang animals! They even have a website full of you crackers doing it! All of you are acting so appalled! LMAO! Yeah suree you don't know about it!
curli says – reply to this

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ok…. even that's pushing it! lol!
Amy says – reply to this

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The sheep and goat just wanted in on some action is all!
Shuyi says – reply to this

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BUttsecks!!!!
Hazelnut says – reply to this

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I love the Vogue! comment. Hilarious!
BaaHa says – reply to this

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…cuz it's hard to get good shish kebab and gyros in New York?
123 says – reply to this

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Re: scien – we were talking about kabbalah !! i dont care bout jews but i do bout arabs !
SS says – reply to this

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Only someone who never read the bible wouldn't understand WHY those two animals were there. (a Christian bible or the Torah would have helped with an explanation) It's really sad that there are so many idiotic comments here. To the sicko who 'did it' with an animal, you belong in jail. Period.

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