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D-O-U-C-H-E

Filed under: Leonardo DiCaprio

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Ughhh. It annoys us sooooo much when he does shit like this.

It's worse than the sound of a dentist's drill!

Leonardo DiCaprio hides like a fucktard as he makes his way out of club Villa in L.A. this past weekend.

Next time you're in a club and see DiCrapio, whip out your cell phone and start snapping pictures.

We're sure he will LOVE it.

No need to even ask him for permission!

[Image via WENN.]



144 comments to “D-O-U-C-H-E”

More comments: [1] 2 »

  1. Reggi says – reply to this
    1

    What's wrong with wanting privacy? I think he's allowed to just be left alone. That doesn't make him a jerk.

  2. wooho says – reply to this
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    first!!

  3. WWWWW says – reply to this
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    yaaaaaaaaa he should get the fuck over it already

  4. 4

    ummmm did you mean D-O-U-C-H-E?????

  5. jorge says – reply to this
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    What a douche bag

  6. antho says – reply to this
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    first?!

  7. dfsdf says – reply to this
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    Hope it annoys the papparazzo scum fucks as much as it annoys you. If I were them I'd do the same thing

  8. horse says – reply to this
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    fuck tard!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. nikki says – reply to this
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    i think you mean D-O-U-C-H-E, D-U-M-M-Y.

  10. c says – reply to this
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    D-O-U-C-H-E?
    i'm assuming~

  11. 11

    whaaaat! sucks!

  12. D-O-U says – reply to this
    12

    I think you left out a letter. Doche? Douche? First?

  13. Klip says – reply to this
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    I don't blame him. It's not his job to pose for you assholes.

  14. 123 says – reply to this
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    you're such an idiot perez.

  15. Dumb says – reply to this
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    Reggi is right, he has a right to cover his face if he wants, way to encourage people to harrass him genius.

  16. JB says – reply to this
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    Perez,

    It's "douche." All that's missing is "u."

  17. dsdfs says – reply to this
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    Hey DOUCHE, you spelled doche wrong!

  18. UCHI says – reply to this
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    THATS PART OF THE DEAL

  19. abuuu says – reply to this
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    what the hell is a doche? i mean douche i know, but doche?

  20. arub says – reply to this
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    u know too bad that Perez doesnt talk about Britney anymore…she looks really good right now. Saw it on Tmz.com

  21. dante says – reply to this
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    FIRST…………………..YUP! Fukk it Leo's cool.

  22. Alisa says – reply to this
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    were you trying to spell "douche" b/c you forgot something.

  23. 23

    Oh my god Perez! I love ya but stop! He is allowed privacy and don't tell people to take pictures! He just wants a normal life! He is an amazing actor and deserves to be treated like a human not an animal!

  24. eug says – reply to this
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    so..what does "doche" spell? yeah… you really need to proof read your shit. makes you look like the doucheeeeeee

  25. ALew says – reply to this
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    Wow Perez you're pretty desperate if you're posting shit like this. Who cares if Leo wants some privacy? Just cuz you're a fat, ugly, publisity whore doesn't mean he wants to be.

  26. jojo says – reply to this
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    Y-O-U-R-E
    T-H-E
    D-O-U-C-H-E
    M-A-R-I-O

  27. melli says – reply to this
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    laaaaame!

  28. px says – reply to this
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    why the fuck do you care you fat fucking pig? some people enjoy private lives. piece of fat fucking shit. lose some weight in your head.

  29. steph says – reply to this
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    I work at a retail store in harvard square and a couple of months ago, leo came in looking for his mother. when he came up the stairs to my department he looked at me and saw that I immediately recognized him. I greeted him like I do with every other customer with "hi, how are you today?" and he shushed me and said "I'm on the phone with my ma" and proceeded to walk around the store (a ladies' underwear dept., by the way) asking her where she was on his crackberry. he kept walking around looking for her (and our dept is tiny) and I asked him if he needed help finding anything (like I don't know.. his mom?) and he held up his hand as if to say "hush!" not gonna lie I thought it was pretty awesome. was he a douche? maybe. was I an overexcited fan that was trying to do my job? maybe. do I still think he's awesome? absolutely!

  30. sadie says – reply to this
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    what a doche

  31. adell says – reply to this
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    what exactly does D-O-C-H-E spell???

  32. j says – reply to this
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    wtf who has been typing for you lately?

  33. s says – reply to this
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    Not everyone is an attention whore like you, Mario.
    Please go back to grade five and learn how to spell.

  34. s says – reply to this
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    Haha! He changed it!

  35. it's says – reply to this
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    and leo is awesome

    don't hate

  36. Kryst says – reply to this
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    Listen he's just a guy with a job that somehow makes people feel they deserve to invade his privacy… let him be…

  37. ALew says – reply to this
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    First of all I meant publicity not publisity.

    second of all px's comment is hilarious!

  38. 38

    Oh god this annoys me so much too. I hate it when celebs pull this move! Like they got the pics anyways so…why you hideing!

  39. tex says – reply to this
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    DiCaprio hides his face so his picture won't be taken for the zillionth time by some lowlife paparazzi who has been stalking him all night and he's a douche BUT Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie buy out an entire hotel and erect a f*cking privacy fence a thousand yards long in Namibia and that's perfectly acceptable? The only fucktard I can make out in this post, is you, Perez.

  40. willo says – reply to this
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    meh. who gives a fuck? people want privacy.
    he didn't punch anyone, he just covered his face.
    god knows I would love someone to cover MY
    face if I have a zit, or something. this reeks of
    "there is nothing better to dish, so let's…"

    lame.

  41. m says – reply to this
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    Perez, why won't you be the first one to take a snap shot of him….as you so tell everyone to do so… he probably had booger up his nose…. or a cold sore on his lips…we dont know how dirty he is… boy be getting dirty… tisk tisk!

  42. annie says – reply to this
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    What I don't get is that these celebrities would kill to get their pics in the tabs while they're trying to "make it". Once they've made their millions they all of a sudden want to "reclaim" the privacy they so willingly traded to become stars? Their business is to be in the public eye so they are recognized and relished by fans, who in turn pay money to see go and see their work. Now they are too good for the public eye? Can't have you cake and eat it too…

  43. vanee says – reply to this
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    not everyone is a famewhore like you perez
    leo wants his privacy
    its not his job to pose for the paparazzi
    your such an idiot

  44. jv says – reply to this
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    He's not being a douche just because he doesn't want to be mobbed by the paparazzi like others do. Ugh, quit being an ass Perez.

  45. rr says – reply to this
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    I AM VERY MAD i followed Leo into the bathroom at a cahrity event last month and while he took an enormous shit I climbed over the stall and almost fell on him(but I didn't) as he shouted and pulled his pants up all I did was request an autograph,photo and a sample of his feces. You would not believe how rude he was. I'm sick of these stars shitty attitude

  46. wtf says – reply to this
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    i dont get it. you moan when people whore themselves in front of the camera, and know you're moaning when people try to hide? wtf is wrong with you?!
    at least Leonardo Dicaprio is a decent person, unlike you.
    asshole.

  47. jessi says – reply to this
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    why does it bothers you so much? i'm honestly curious. because it really doesn't aggravate me that he doesn't really want his picture taken in this given photograph. you should post a little comment why it bothers you so much, then at least we'll know your reason. you should probably also probably post how you don't really have anything against someone leaving their husband or wife for another person as long as you, perez hilton, like the person they are leaving their spouse for better than the actual spouse. because, i don't recall you calling angelina jolie a homewrecker for doing what sienna is doing. brad and jen were seperated just like this guy is to his wife….so if angelina wasn't wrong then why is sienna?

  48. oh je says – reply to this
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    Re: annie

    There are differences between no talent whores like Nicole Ritchie, Mischa Barton, Heidi/Spencer, etc that crave the attention to the point where they have their PR person actually ALERT the paps to show up at stores/cafes/etc just to "happen" to "catch" them coming out. They have no talent and are true publicity whores.

    People like Leo who have some talent, well I don't need to see him exiting a store or resturaunt (I know I spelled that wrong) in order for me to go "hmmm I should check out his new movie". If you're that easily entertained by snaps of people getting in and out of cars or leaving a store then you live a pretty sad life.

  49. wrek says – reply to this
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    you can make money off these people and that's all good…but when they wanna not have flashing light sin there face coming out of a club….leave them the fuck alone…….sheesh

  50. ugh says – reply to this
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    I RARELY agree with you on anything but I certainly do on this one. I DESPISE celebs who make a big deal out of having their photo taken. I will not support ANYTHING they do when they act like this. I put them on a permanent "ignore" list and I never take them off. Doesn't bother me in the least. If you don't like having your picture taken, don't like having fans talk to you and ask for autographs, then get out of the celeb business because THAT IS PART OF THE JOB DESCRIPTION. These asstards can't wait to get famous and then, the minute they do, the pretend they hate it. Boo freaking hoo. I hope people DO snap phone pics of him everywhere he goes now but that they are hateful about it and let him know what donkey he really is.

  51. 51

    This dude barely does anything, he doesn't go get drunk, he doesn't whore himself out, etc. He just acts in movies. He only attends worthy events and his own premieres - that to me means he's a pretty private guy. So what if he doesn't want his pic taken?

  52. U Idi says – reply to this
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    what the fucks wrong with privacy you bastard? hes a good actor back the fuck off leo! hes down more than you ever have or will you worthless piece of shit!

  53. 53

    i'm sorry, but not everyone is an attentionwhore. what is so wrong about wanting just a little bit of privacy? damn, leave him be.

  54. nizzy says – reply to this
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    perez dont hate cuz he didnt want his picture taken
    he has the right to privacy

  55. doc says – reply to this
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    Ok, is it necessary to compare bad things to the noise of a dentist's drill??? I think a comparison to annoying grunge-mouth patients who whine and bitch about the dentist is more appropriate. Don't hate on dentists–we're not the ones who put shit in your mouths. If you hate the dentist, its more likely they hate you more.

  56. Paul says – reply to this
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    your a fat fuck u know that?? giving him shit cause he doesnt want fat fucks like YOU to take photos of him. Leonardo has been in some great movies, more than you've ever done. Fucken loser

  57. 57

    Who cares if he doesn't want privacy? He should be able to cover his face. I know he makes more per movie than I will make in 20 + years…by the way, I love Perez Hilton!

  58. 58

    FUCK YOU PEREZ! NOT EVERYONE IS A CAMERA WHORE LIKE YOU!

  59. megan says – reply to this
    59

    i HATE when celebrities do this kind of shit, like seriously you got into this job, what did you expect? if you don't like it, get out and if you like acting sooo much go to effing Broadway or something.

  60. Amand says – reply to this
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    leave leo alone at least he does productive things in life instead of gossiping about everyone. try saving the animals and stop global warming. back off perez

  61. paras says – reply to this
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    1. I wish all the celebs would wear bags on their heads for a year…put all the parasites out of business
    2. People who correct spelling are compleet asswholes

  62. 62

    HE IS ALSO KNOWN TO BE A CHEAP ASS…FOR SOMEONE WHO MAKES MILLIONS OF DOLLARS HE DOES NOT MAKE ANY CHARITABLE DONATIONS WORTH MENTIONING ..EVEN BRITNEY SPEARS DONATES MORE MONEY THAN THIS OVERRATED CHEAPO !!

  63. mambo says – reply to this
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    Mario, you d-o-u-c-h-e, your 15 minutes are drawing near. Thank God.

  64. off t says – reply to this
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    he always does that. it's like get a new routine. the only thing i ever liked him in was in this boy's life. did anybody ever see that? but that shitss startin to piss me off still.

  65. nash says – reply to this
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    you get so annoyed, because YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY OFF OF HIM OR HAVE TO PAY FOR THE PICTURE LIKE THIS. he's entitled to maintain as much privacy as he chooses.

  66. Katie says – reply to this
    66

    either this is a new thing or he just does it to hide from paparazzi, not fans. once someone i know was waitressing and he came in and was really nice to her and let her take a pic with him and everything… granted maybe he was just trying to keep her happy because she wasnt making a scene about it (it was not in la or any other place that frequently has celebs) but still

  67. gaga says – reply to this
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    lmfao! i do HATE that shit

  68. delis says – reply to this
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    perez, you make me ashamed to be a "founding member" of this site. Of course he has a right to cover his face and have his privacy. he wasn't there for a promotion…therefore, he's not "at work"…this assuption that actors should accept this treatment is ridick…if I went out to get drunk, i wouldn't want some cameras flashing on me….whether u make a profit off it or not.

  69. Lala says – reply to this
    69

    PEREZ, I HATE the D-word You use so freely!

  70. jenna says – reply to this
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    Hey Perez leave leo dicaprio alone he is one of the few HOT kickass actors who is actually doing something to help the environment

  71. enoug says – reply to this
    71

    so let me get this straight. perez hates it when people cover their face, but if he doesn't cover his face you are entitled to bash him for something else? and you get to make money from advertising off of pictures that you steal from other websites from it? sometimes i think i should just start a site and copy his business model, then i come to my senses and realize making a living off of using photoshop to write funny things on stolen celebrity pics has to be a miserable way to live. i hope you get hiv from a shoddy tummy tuck and die a slow death.

  72. cyn says – reply to this
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    oh p-stankbooty….
    what comes around goes around….
    stop being such a bitch! on the realz? i dont even hit your site that much anymore because you