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"'Lucky' koala bear survives head-on car collision"
Bless his little heart! Read the article accompanying this headline…after the jump.
'Lucky' koala bear survives head-on car collision
They call this koala bear "lucky." The 3-year-old male koala was struck by a car and carried for seven miles with his head and arm wedged through the vehicle's front grill, but was not badly hurt.
Staff members at the Australian Wildlife Hospital in Queensland state dubbed him Ely "Lucky" Grills, the Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported on Tuesday.
"He was very flat and unresponsive for a couple of hours, but (after) a bit of TLC and some feed and some fluids — and a bit of pain relief because obviously he would have had a headache — he was up and eating and doing really well," hospital manager Gail Gipp told ABC.
Hospital officials could not immediately be reached by The Associated Press.
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Re: ehiu – STOP SPAMMING!!!!
poor baby!
who cares???????? well, i kninda do but i'd rather know your weight loss secret perez
its koala, not koala bear.
Re: ehiu – AND LEARN TO SPELL!!
Re: ehiu – Oh yes of course he was! This 3 year old Koala was absolutely "playing on C asu al se ek . co m". Thanks for sorting out any confusion. Get a real job!
Now Your drawing white crap on animals faces Perez? Disgusting!
Re: ehiu – Shut the fuck up bitch! no ones gonna look at your shitty site!
Why was everyones comments deleted???
YAY Mr Koala!!! Finally a good story on Perez's site!
Yeah Mario- stop drawing cum on animal's faces you perv.
Re: Ella – hahaha I know, who is this a-hole, i wonder why perez doesnt just delete this of the site!
OMG
=( at least he's ok =)
Com'on perez, was it really necessary to draw crap on his face… Not cool!
Re: JordanIreland –
YOUR SPAMMING BY SAYING FIRST IDIOT !
I'm glad the cute little thing is alright. But Perez quit being a pervert.
Re: C. – yeah, no more "first" bullshit either, it's lame as hell and trust me no one's gonna think you're cool ’cause you typed first on a wall.
Re: JordanIreland – Maybe he feels sorry for them cuz lets face it -he prob grew up on a diet of " C asu al se ek . co m "…very very annoying -but also strangely entertaining. I'm glad many of his fans were "seeking for him" -but at the end of the day beastiality is not cool.
Poor little baby
Koala's are not bears, no relation whatsoever, they are just Koala's. Cute and cuddly Koala's.
Awww
It looks like a fuzzy baby.
I want it.
I love koala bears. Wish I could have one.
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The poor thing! At least he's alright.
Koalas are not bears.
lol - koala w/ cum on his face. nothing is sacred!! priceless!
They're not bears and they may LOOK cute and cuddly but they're vicious as fuck.
Re: Kate – I saw one on TVa while ago, after his mom pooped he picked up the crap and jammed it in his face
Koalas that are disturbed are known to be violent, their teeth and claws capable of causing considerable injury to humans; special handling requirements are as such applicable. Scary as hell to be attacked by a koala.
lol what a cute Koala, it even has blues eyes
Is that the first pic of Knox Leon???? Awww so cute! But with all the money their parents have and a slutty mom why would he be looking for someone on casual whatever .com????
He's so cute
this was on one of our radio shows in ireland last week, ray d'arcy spoke with the vet….. what they didn't report in the article is that the koala's got chlamydia! so the drawing is actually kinda appropriate…
I came to leave a comment to point out the unnecessary cum on the poor thing's face, but I see other people have noticed it. What else? Cocaine in his nose? The next article will be about the Koala going to rehab, or about the Koala's secret gay love life. Can't we just tell an interesting story the way it is? Unnecessary cum drawing, that's all.
wtf is up with the cum on the koala's face perez? your gayness is showing.
… drawing coke in Wino's nose, and cum on Pam Anderson's face is fair game.. I just wanted to add that… but an innocent animal?
Please, don't draw stuff on that cute little face. It's a happy story, for once, so let's just enjoy it.
awwwwwww cute!
Whoever wrote the article should know that koalas are NOT bears. (They are marsupials.)
aw bless his little soul! what a sweet baby!!!!!!!!!!!
aww thanx god he is OK
Awww - what a darling little bear!
he Koala has the prettiest eyes!!
I know others have mentioned this but…
KOALA'S ARE NOT BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARSUPIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you have against this koala? Why do you have to stream come out of his mouth? I understand you going after celebrities who show their asses in public, but what did this koala do to offend your sense of decency?
You're a jerk!
Lay off Courtney,
IT's the truth,
JimBarber stole so much from her with Melissa in on it. Vickoria Blake also had her hand in the hunnypot the whole time Courtney was out of it. Who do you trust when Your ole man and yr employees are stealing yur shit.
This isn't a stapler my friends. Jim turned out to be such a crack head.
Who knew when he kept her holed up and coked up feeding her lies upon lies about her friends that cared for her that he was also stashing cash in his tighy whiteys..
JERK-o even pretended to care for her when she dumped his ass and went to rehab. In such a condesending way.
Billy is a million times nicer than this Jim fellow. Billy just likes to punish us for awhile for being misguided. He always forgives in the end.
WE LOVE YOU COURT!
oohh poor sweetie . . . !
Stop with the stupid white dots already Perez!!!
Koalas are not bears. You are such a lazy writer.
Awww, I am glad the little guy is ok! Poor thing.
He's such a cutie!!!
what happened to the humans?
don't hate on perez. who said it was cum? it could be drool… it IS an animal! if you don't like what perez writes/draws no one is MAKING you read it. idiota!
We breed them tough in Aus!
And ffs stop calling them koala BEARS,,,you're onnly adding to the misconception! He is actually a marsupial! remember the pouch!
lol @ this making perez news. you care.
I WANT A KOALA BEAR!!!!!!!
Re: Kate – JUST LIKE PEREZ!
KOALA.
Not KOALA BEAR.
ffs!!
AWWW yay for the little koala bear
how old does this story wanna be perez, im from down under mate and i heard that a month of sundys ago!
ah well cheers anyway
Fucking Hell… when will you Americans GET IT!
It's a KOALA. NOT a Koala BEAR!!!!!
They are mammals you fucks… no wonder you only get taught American History… your arrogance for the rest of the world is astounding!
love you americans who think the koala is a bear.. so cute of you, and yes we do ride kangaroo's to school.. hmmm yes we do,
Its just Koala- not Koala Bear… they are not freakin bears!!
FYI - Most koalas have chylamydia! And alright, I think everybody gets now that they're not bears.
Koalas are not bears Perez.
IT'S A KOALA. PLAIN OLD KOALA. THE KOALA IS NOT PART OF THE BEAR FAMILY. KOALA. NOT KOALA BEAR.
THANKS
Yeah, I heard a story about a Koala that ate a baby at Uluru (The rock formerly known as Ayres)… Or was it that the baby ate the Koala and a Dingo, not sure, anyhoo, the wombats are the ones you should really be worried about. They are totally crazy, blood thirsty critters and have been known to take an arm off, theres a sub-species called a Gunni (Goon-eye) that has the body of a wombat, antlers of a dear and a fox tale. Some say this mysterious creature is related to the platypus ( also known as platamapus)
y did u put cocaine on his mouth?
As has been stated many times, a koala is not a bear. It is not even a placental mammal but a marsupial, hence the female has a pouch. It's closest living relative is the wombat. Koala's are not naturally vicious, and in fact, spend nearly all of their time asleep! Of course, if one is frightened or cornered it is going to defend itself like any other animal, and those claws designed for climbing trees come in mighty useful. I've seen heaps of koalas in the wild, and guess what? Every one was asleep. Many wildlife parks in Australia have koala exhibits where visitors can pat them and learn the FACTS about the way they live. As for being pets, not only are they totally unsuitable, they are a protected animal and it is against the law.
Re: tia – What do you mean, "who cares"??? Because I CARE. And since you only "kninda do," maybe you should be the next creature to be hit by a car.
aweeeee thats so sweet!!!
i LOVE LOVE LOVE koala's!
this is why i love perezhilton…its not ALL celebrity gossip…theyre are some random yet interesting things thrown in
what kind of fucking idiot keeps an animal in there for 7 miles
EVEN WITH SLIGHT INVESTIGATION, ANYONE CAN DISCOVER KOALA'S AREN'T BEARS!!!!!!!!!!
AUSTRALIANS HATE WHEN AMERICANS DO THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mum was actually there when it happened. It was at a train station here in Brisbane and the lady who hit him was completey hysterical. He looked like he had been decapitated apparently altho they couldn't figure out why there was no blood. My mum was freaking out about it and called me, but we didn't hear anything else until the local paper came out.
perez i loves you and everything but…
A KOALA IS NOT A BEAR!!
it is very offensive
Re: FarmG –
omg lmao…baby ate a koala and a dingo?!!!!!! thats the funniest shit ive ever heard! It was actually a dingo that took a baby and it was made into a telemovie with Meryl Streep.
Im aussie and i get that koalas are not a part of the bear family….but c'mon is it really that offensive?! Perez is not aussie so is it that surprising that he wouldnt know they are marsupials and not in fact bears?!
Re: tia – in my opinion, you are A FUCKING CUNT for saying that. I hope to whatever higher power is out there, that some day, you too, are also dragged by a car for 7 miles so you can see first hand how it feels…..IF you survived of course
BITCH
stupid ignorant americans. koalas are not bears.
For the record, Koalas are MARSUPIALS not BEARS. This is one of the most ignorant comments made by Americans constantly, get it together.
Most Koalas have Chlamydia, from what I understand, so that should not be a shock to hear. Also, as an American, I am embarrassed that people are still calling them "bears". Come on, people! I learned this in 1st grade, in 1976! How stupid and lazy do we want to continue looking to the rest of the world?
Re: Maria –
You are a tool box, probably fifteen yr old Miley lover…I AM AN AUSSIE and I was just talking shit about the whole Azaria Chamberlin issue, cos that and "shrimp on the barbie" are about the only things Americans know about our fab country!!!I hope you dont believe everthing else you read on this site. By the way you should Google Gunni, you might learn something!!