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"'Lucky' koala bear survives head-on car collision"

Bless his little heart! Read the article accompanying this headline…after the jump.

'Lucky' koala bear survives head-on car collision

They call this koala bear "lucky." The 3-year-old male koala was struck by a car and carried for seven miles with his head and arm wedged through the vehicle's front grill, but was not badly hurt.

Staff members at the Australian Wildlife Hospital in Queensland state dubbed him Ely "Lucky" Grills, the Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported on Tuesday.

"He was very flat and unresponsive for a couple of hours, but (after) a bit of TLC and some feed and some fluids — and a bit of pain relief because obviously he would have had a headache — he was up and eating and doing really well," hospital manager Gail Gipp told ABC.

Hospital officials could not immediately be reached by The Associated Press.

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    1. 1

      First



    2. 2

      Re: ehiu – STOP SPAMMING!!!!

    3. kathy says – reply to this


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      poor baby!

    4. tia says – reply to this


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      who cares???????? well, i kninda do but i'd rather know your weight loss secret perez

    5. Holly says – reply to this


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      its koala, not koala bear.



    6. 6

      Re: ehiu – AND LEARN TO SPELL!!

    7. Ella says – reply to this


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      Re: ehiu – Oh yes of course he was! This 3 year old Koala was absolutely "playing on C asu al se ek . co m". Thanks for sorting out any confusion. Get a real job!

    8. Jane says – reply to this


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      Now Your drawing white crap on animals faces Perez? Disgusting!

    9. nbv says – reply to this


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      Re: ehiu – Shut the fuck up bitch! no ones gonna look at your shitty site!



    10. 10

      Why was everyones comments deleted???

    11. Lulu says – reply to this


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      YAY Mr Koala!!! Finally a good story on Perez's site!

    12. Lulu says – reply to this


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      Yeah Mario- stop drawing cum on animal's faces you perv.



    13. 13

      Re: Ella – hahaha I know, who is this a-hole, i wonder why perez doesnt just delete this of the site!



    14. 14

      OMG
      =( at least he's ok =)

    15. Pendo says – reply to this


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      Com'on perez, was it really necessary to draw crap on his face… Not cool!

    16. C. says – reply to this


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      Re: JordanIreland –
      YOUR SPAMMING BY SAYING FIRST IDIOT !

    17. vgfcf says – reply to this


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      I'm glad the cute little thing is alright. But Perez quit being a pervert.

    18. bghvg says – reply to this


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      Re: C. – yeah, no more "first" bullshit either, it's lame as hell and trust me no one's gonna think you're cool ’cause you typed first on a wall.

    19. Ella says – reply to this


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      Re: JordanIreland – Maybe he feels sorry for them cuz lets face it -he prob grew up on a diet of " C asu al se ek . co m "…very very annoying -but also strangely entertaining. I'm glad many of his fans were "seeking for him" -but at the end of the day beastiality is not cool.

    20. sally says – reply to this


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      Poor little baby
      Koala's are not bears, no relation whatsoever, they are just Koala's. Cute and cuddly Koala's.

    21. roxy says – reply to this


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      Awww
      It looks like a fuzzy baby.
      I want it.

    22. pump says – reply to this


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      I love koala bears. Wish I could have one.

    23. Koala says – reply to this


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    24. Alex says – reply to this


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      The poor thing! At least he's alright.

    25. Sara says – reply to this


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      Koalas are not bears.

    26. RR says – reply to this


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      lol - koala w/ cum on his face. nothing is sacred!! priceless!

    27. Kate says – reply to this


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      They're not bears and they may LOOK cute and cuddly but they're vicious as fuck.

    28. ggggg says – reply to this


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      Re: Kate – I saw one on TVa while ago, after his mom pooped he picked up the crap and jammed it in his face

    29. FACKU says – reply to this


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      Koalas that are disturbed are known to be violent, their teeth and claws capable of causing considerable injury to humans; special handling requirements are as such applicable. Scary as hell to be attacked by a koala.

    30. Rach says – reply to this


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      lol what a cute Koala, it even has blues eyes :o

    31. kate says – reply to this


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      Is that the first pic of Knox Leon???? Awww so cute! But with all the money their parents have and a slutty mom why would he be looking for someone on casual whatever .com????

    32. Sammi says – reply to this


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      He's so cute :)

    33. TRACE says – reply to this


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      this was on one of our radio shows in ireland last week, ray d'arcy spoke with the vet….. what they didn't report in the article is that the koala's got chlamydia! so the drawing is actually kinda appropriate…

    34. Angie says – reply to this


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      I came to leave a comment to point out the unnecessary cum on the poor thing's face, but I see other people have noticed it. What else? Cocaine in his nose? The next article will be about the Koala going to rehab, or about the Koala's secret gay love life. Can't we just tell an interesting story the way it is? Unnecessary cum drawing, that's all.

    35. hjtrk says – reply to this


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      wtf is up with the cum on the koala's face perez? your gayness is showing.

    36. Angie says – reply to this


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      … drawing coke in Wino's nose, and cum on Pam Anderson's face is fair game.. I just wanted to add that… but an innocent animal?

    37. PoeEd says – reply to this


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      Please, don't draw stuff on that cute little face. It's a happy story, for once, so let's just enjoy it.



    38. 38

      awwwwwww cute!

    39. An Au says – reply to this


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      Whoever wrote the article should know that koalas are NOT bears. (They are marsupials.)

    40. stays says – reply to this


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      aw bless his little soul! what a sweet baby!!!!!!!!!!!

    41. Midna says – reply to this


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      aww thanx god he is OK

    42. Alisa says – reply to this


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      Awww - what a darling little bear! :)

    43. Kas says – reply to this


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      he Koala has the prettiest eyes!!

    44. An Au says – reply to this


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      I know others have mentioned this but…

      KOALA'S ARE NOT BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      NOT BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      MARSUPIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    45. Nick2 says – reply to this


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      What do you have against this koala? Why do you have to stream come out of his mouth? I understand you going after celebrities who show their asses in public, but what did this koala do to offend your sense of decency?

      You're a jerk!

    46. lucky says – reply to this


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      Lay off Courtney,

      IT's the truth,

      JimBarber stole so much from her with Melissa in on it. Vickoria Blake also had her hand in the hunnypot the whole time Courtney was out of it. Who do you trust when Your ole man and yr employees are stealing yur shit.
      This isn't a stapler my friends. Jim turned out to be such a crack head.

      Who knew when he kept her holed up and coked up feeding her lies upon lies about her friends that cared for her that he was also stashing cash in his tighy whiteys..

      JERK-o even pretended to care for her when she dumped his ass and went to rehab. In such a condesending way.

      Billy is a million times nicer than this Jim fellow. Billy just likes to punish us for awhile for being misguided. He always forgives in the end.

      WE LOVE YOU COURT!

    47. Marie says – reply to this


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      oohh poor sweetie . . . !

    48. Marie says – reply to this


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      Stop with the stupid white dots already Perez!!!

    49. idiot says – reply to this


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      Koalas are not bears. You are such a lazy writer.

    50. Sara says – reply to this


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      Awww, I am glad the little guy is ok! Poor thing.

    51. Bo says – reply to this


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      He's such a cutie!!!

    52. mona says – reply to this


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      what happened to the humans?

    53. Mel says – reply to this


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      don't hate on perez. who said it was cum? it could be drool… it IS an animal! if you don't like what perez writes/draws no one is MAKING you read it. idiota!

    54. carri says – reply to this


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      We breed them tough in Aus! :D

      And ffs stop calling them koala BEARS,,,you're onnly adding to the misconception! He is actually a marsupial! remember the pouch!

      lol @ this making perez news. you care.

    55. fuckf says – reply to this


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      I WANT A KOALA BEAR!!!!!!!

    56. TRUE! says – reply to this


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      Re: Kate – JUST LIKE PEREZ!

    57. qwert says – reply to this


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      KOALA.

      Not KOALA BEAR.

      ffs!!

    58. kcdc says – reply to this


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      AWWW yay for the little koala bear :)



    59. 59

      how old does this story wanna be perez, im from down under mate and i heard that a month of sundys ago!
      ah well cheers anyway

    60. Sozza says – reply to this


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      Fucking Hell… when will you Americans GET IT!

      It's a KOALA. NOT a Koala BEAR!!!!!

      They are mammals you fucks… no wonder you only get taught American History… your arrogance for the rest of the world is astounding!



    61. 61

      love you americans who think the koala is a bear.. so cute of you, and yes we do ride kangaroo's to school.. hmmm yes we do,

    62. clair says – reply to this


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      Its just Koala- not Koala Bear… they are not freakin bears!!

    63. Rach says – reply to this


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      FYI - Most koalas have chylamydia! And alright, I think everybody gets now that they're not bears.

    64. James says – reply to this


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      Koalas are not bears Perez.

    65. austr says – reply to this


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      IT'S A KOALA. PLAIN OLD KOALA. THE KOALA IS NOT PART OF THE BEAR FAMILY. KOALA. NOT KOALA BEAR.

      THANKS

    66. FarmG says – reply to this


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      Yeah, I heard a story about a Koala that ate a baby at Uluru (The rock formerly known as Ayres)… Or was it that the baby ate the Koala and a Dingo, not sure, anyhoo, the wombats are the ones you should really be worried about. They are totally crazy, blood thirsty critters and have been known to take an arm off, theres a sub-species called a Gunni (Goon-eye) that has the body of a wombat, antlers of a dear and a fox tale. Some say this mysterious creature is related to the platypus ( also known as platamapus)

    67. twili says – reply to this


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      y did u put cocaine on his mouth?

    68. Hypo says – reply to this


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      As has been stated many times, a koala is not a bear. It is not even a placental mammal but a marsupial, hence the female has a pouch. It's closest living relative is the wombat. Koala's are not naturally vicious, and in fact, spend nearly all of their time asleep! Of course, if one is frightened or cornered it is going to defend itself like any other animal, and those claws designed for climbing trees come in mighty useful. I've seen heaps of koalas in the wild, and guess what? Every one was asleep. Many wildlife parks in Australia have koala exhibits where visitors can pat them and learn the FACTS about the way they live. As for being pets, not only are they totally unsuitable, they are a protected animal and it is against the law.

    69. A says – reply to this


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      Re: tia – What do you mean, "who cares"??? Because I CARE. And since you only "kninda do," maybe you should be the next creature to be hit by a car.



    70. 70

      aweeeee thats so sweet!!!

    71. lola says – reply to this


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      i LOVE LOVE LOVE koala's!
      this is why i love perezhilton…its not ALL celebrity gossip…theyre are some random yet interesting things thrown in

    72. klsdf says – reply to this


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      what kind of fucking idiot keeps an animal in there for 7 miles

    73. allie says – reply to this


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      EVEN WITH SLIGHT INVESTIGATION, ANYONE CAN DISCOVER KOALA'S AREN'T BEARS!!!!!!!!!!

      AUSTRALIANS HATE WHEN AMERICANS DO THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    74. lilit says – reply to this


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      My mum was actually there when it happened. It was at a train station here in Brisbane and the lady who hit him was completey hysterical. He looked like he had been decapitated apparently altho they couldn't figure out why there was no blood. My mum was freaking out about it and called me, but we didn't hear anything else until the local paper came out.

    75. erin says – reply to this


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      perez i loves you and everything but…
      A KOALA IS NOT A BEAR!!
      it is very offensive

    76. Maria says – reply to this


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      Re: FarmG –

      omg lmao…baby ate a koala and a dingo?!!!!!! thats the funniest shit ive ever heard! It was actually a dingo that took a baby and it was made into a telemovie with Meryl Streep.

      Im aussie and i get that koalas are not a part of the bear family….but c'mon is it really that offensive?! Perez is not aussie so is it that surprising that he wouldnt know they are marsupials and not in fact bears?!

    77. rev says – reply to this


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      Re: tia – in my opinion, you are A FUCKING CUNT for saying that. I hope to whatever higher power is out there, that some day, you too, are also dragged by a car for 7 miles so you can see first hand how it feels…..IF you survived of course :) BITCH

    78. malis says – reply to this


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      stupid ignorant americans. koalas are not bears.

    79. K says – reply to this


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      For the record, Koalas are MARSUPIALS not BEARS. This is one of the most ignorant comments made by Americans constantly, get it together.

    80. magus says – reply to this


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      Most Koalas have Chlamydia, from what I understand, so that should not be a shock to hear. Also, as an American, I am embarrassed that people are still calling them "bears". Come on, people! I learned this in 1st grade, in 1976! How stupid and lazy do we want to continue looking to the rest of the world?

    81. Farmg says – reply to this


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      Re: Maria –
      You are a tool box, probably fifteen yr old Miley lover…I AM AN AUSSIE and I was just talking shit about the whole Azaria Chamberlin issue, cos that and "shrimp on the barbie" are about the only things Americans know about our fab country!!!I hope you dont believe everthing else you read on this site. By the way you should Google Gunni, you might learn something!!