Like a Good Reality Whore, Khloe Opens Up
On Monday morning, freed jail bird Khloe Kardashian talked to Ryan Seacrest about her brief lock up and DUI arrest.
Apparently, trannylicious Khloe was drowning her sorrows in booze the night she was arrested for DUI last year. It was the anniversary of the death of her father Robert Kardashian (yup, OJ's lawyer!) and she was "…going out a lot…trying to hide the pain. And I went out, but I went out the wrong way. We should have had drivers, and we just weren't being smart."
K.K. also revealed that she was originally expected to be taken to the downtown Twin Towers correction facility, "one of the dirtiest, toughest jails in L.A.," but said that come Friday morning, "there were some complications, and I actually could not go down there. It's a blessing in disguise. That's my dad being one of my angels."
She was transferred to the less rough and tumble Lynwood lock up and immediately placed in solitary confinement for safety reasons.
She went on to report, "As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats…The warden came down to talk to me, and he was saying, 'You're the one causing all the problems here.' And I'm like, 'Ugh, I don't need any more problems.' And he's like, 'There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.'..But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison."
WTF?
Wonder who called in the 'bomb threats'???
Note to self, consider 'bomb threat' strategy to get out of jail early if (God forbid) we ever have to serve jail time.
Anyway, it wasn't just the whole bomb threat thing that set her free, the perpetual overcrowding of the jail system supposedly worked in her favor too!
Guess what K.K.'s mom did after she was released from jail?
Khloe says, "She had some wine and a shot of Patrón. But we had a driver."
Looks like the Kardashians heart liquid therapy!
Dress Rehearsal….Online!
OMG really???
ugly
Nice message to send to your DUI daughter Kris….WTF!!!
No one is buying this load of crap.
anything to get out after a few hours.
omg she sucks
1st?
Wow what a shocker!!lol
not really lol
nothing like a good drink to wash it all down
*roll eyes* I really hate how wealthy people even get special privleges above everyone lese even in JAIL. It's so ridiculous.
Note to self, consider 'bomb threat' strategy to get out of jail early if (God forbid) we ever have to serve jail time.
WoW.
I could understand the overcrowding of the jail system,
but bomb threats?
Is she that "famous?"
Her sister Kim is HOTT. Great layout in Playboy.
I think her mom called in those threats to get more publicity for her less famous daughter…..
Say what you want about the Kardashians but I really respect what a tight family they are. They love & care about each other a lot & seem to have a lot of fun together too. I guess money helps somewhat but regardless even w/o the fame they are lucky to have each other.
I also wanted to add that I HATE Joe & Slade. I almost got sick when I saw that ugly fake no talent bitch on here & her loser/poser bf. They both need to go away. I hope that ad comes down soon.
Haha I love Khloe.
What a great Mommy she has…Umm, No! This family is so delusional. One daughter is a fat-assed sex tape vixen and the other a tranny-looking drunkard…Woot-Woot Go Mom! Great job! :-/ They should give her own solo show and call it "I've fucked up my kids now let me help you"! Bruce Jenner with his play-doh face can be her assistant…oh wait, he's already her puto. Oh well, maybe she can hire Ryan Seacrest he always follows orders
Her mom is an enabler. Way to celebrate your daughter getting out of jail for DRUNK driving. Ugh, terrible people.
Re: Alisa – Who cares? Luck them. If you cant beam 'em join 'em.
If her father was her angel she wouldn'T HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE. I saw that show when she got caught she was trying 2 do the flirty-flirty but no dice.
Re: MGS – It's a stressful situation, she prob. needed a drink! Think about it, you would too!
YOU ARE SUCH A FLAMER. The fact that you go to extraordinary lengths to appear an authentic woman is kinda gross. A genuine MAN who likes other MEN is still a man…not some phony over-the-top-lisp-having-finger-snapping-eye-rolling effeminate actor on his own stage.
She is a very clear thinking, we thought out individual that will be voting for Obama in November
I love them….why is everyone such a hater? You know you would take advantage of your celebrity if you could. Besides, most DUI's DON'T GO TO JAIL, they have community service, a fine and classes. If you violate they give you slap more fines and more service.
Does anyone really care about this ugly chick? Or her stupid family? Why are these ugly chicks like Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the idiot Kardashians are famous for doing NOTHING?? Hell I do nothing all day! Perez come watch me!!
how fun is that did anyone say PATRON?
I'd much rather spend 30 days in prison, than get out early just because people hated me so much there was friggin bomb threats.
I wouldn't see it as a blessing, ffs.
I'd be scared for my life outside of prison now.
What a Butt head
I hope she's not lying about that. Hate to use your father's death as a way of adding nobility to your drinking habits. I hope they make fun of her on DFT News this week.
Re: coco7 – I LOVE PATRON! I love the Kardash's !
Whats really sad is that she thinks someone cares enough about her to call in bomb threats. Talk about delusional.
The funniest thing I read about Kloe Kardasian was what the guy on I DONT LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY titled his pic and comment: He said "Kong Kardassian…" That was the funniest thing ever. You know, cuz she's so much bigger than her sister and the skank.
I really doubt that there were any bomb threats and if there was, that is just a day in Lynwood…bunch of fucking idiots.
~~~~~Her dad died along with the black guy, they got what they deserved karmas a bitch, and I love her. Oh yeah and Khloe you worthless fat piece of shit you're not Asian, I know you think you are but your retarded mom is white and your pappy was Armenian, you look the farthest thing from Asian anyone has ever seen~~~~
Re: Alisa – Who cares? Think about this: tax brackets for incomes of 250K + are 39%, that sucksssss - just think about that everytime you hate on the wealthy for being smart enough to get out of situations! I think Khloe is mucho LUCKY. I love Khloe, shes my favorite Kardashian
Re: Emily – This was obvi. a way to get out of jail, she prob. planned it. DUH! Remeber Paris Hilton in jail with her "panic attacks" ?? SMART! People PLAN these things.
Slade's house was foreclosed on seriously that is not a fake joke , he needs some money. Jo is like uh 43 so she needed to get a date. Well she looks it but I think she's 28. NOTE TO SELF so funny , like the warden has not seen stabbings and ish but Khloe is just to scary for the Los Angeles jail system. OH Scott Peterson, Richard Ramirez, Charles Manson and cancer doing Manson family member -watch out it's Khloe Kardashian, she needs to be jailed in Iran.
Damn se she's going to get a DUI every year now?
Some of you guys are dumb…or illiterate. She has never claimed to be asian. She's not a man, Miss Cleo, so your talking out of your idiocy. And you that complain about her being famous for doing nothing….your a hater, who wouldn't want to get paid for living life as they always have. TIP FOR ALL THE HATERS….DON'T READ THE BLOG IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TOPIC, AND ESPECIALLY DON'T WASTE UR TIME COMMENTING! IF YOUR A HOMOPHOBE….HELLO….WHY ARE YOU HERE ON PEREZ'S BLOG?
Re: Alisa – Dont blame the wealthy. It's also the public's fault for being intimidated/fascinated by the rich so much that they give them special privleges. Sometimes the rich dont give a shit, they're just privleged by default … because of the naive public thinking money is a big deal, and therefore people with it are a big deal.
Suck your face in next time, fatty!!!!
Alcohol is perfectly legal and the government takes a TON of taxes on it and advertisers can't get you drunk fast enough, but the MINUTE you leave a bar you are considered a monster until you find your way home and sleep it off.
I find it disgusting that she didn't do her 200 hours of community service! She knew that she would be in and out of jail in a few hours (big connections to lawyers - since daddy was one). She chose to go to jail knowing it would be a quicker sentence than doing 200 hours of community service! Disgraceful! I used to love the reality show - now won't watch it at all because of this! Truly disgusting
She looks pretty in her mugshot : ) !
Sounds to me like she is making a mockery of her whole 3-hour jail stint instead of realizing the seriousness of the REASON she was to be there. Why? Because she is boasting about it like it was some joke on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. And what a loser he is! She knew she wouldn't be serving even an entire day in jail. No wonder so many celeb wannabees (that would be her) behave so badly. They know they will get special treatment.
Fuck that stupid ass lush.
She is full of bullshit. Her father has been dead along time and now she is using his name for an excuse to drink and get arrested. She will never learn her lesson as long as the money keeps flowing.
She seems like a cool chick. I like her. But still…why not have a driver. Take a cab, call a limo.
Who cares!!!! this whole family is a big joke. Non of them have talent there famous for doing absolutely nothing. This girl looks like she got hit with an ugly stick!!! lol She should definitely look in to getting a new face maybe she can go to the same doctor that gave a sister kim the silicone injected ass! lol everyone knows it's not real.
Just ask the "Persian Mafia" who called in the bomb threats…?? Please go home to your gypsy countries…you guys are beyond tacky!!
Who believes this?
Who is this shit head chick?
Is she somebody?
I don't think so.
Re: Ren – I don't think SHE'S smart. I think her very well paid Ivy league educated attorney's are!
note to self……… Perez, you are so HA, worth getting up for!!!
Everytime I visit this site I have to close my eyes when a picture of this beast is posted and keep scrolling. I'm not usually one to say this but… she's one ugly mF!
Her mother should be shot! The Tranny is saying that basically it's ok to be a drunk, just as long as you have a driver. Although If if were in that family, I'd probably would have killed myself. Who bombs a jail? Who bombs a jail to get her out? She should have stayed in, she could've meet her future sweetheart! Last note:If there really were bomb threats wouldn't you be a little scared to go and talk to Ryan Seacrest…what if they bombed you on the way??? HMMMM
Re: Ren – I never said 'she' was smart. I said "SMART!" As in that was a smart situation. You should have implied this.! .. Oh well.. And you know the private school USC has a law school, as does Pepperdine, you dont have to graduate IVY league to be a good lawyer. USC and Pepperdine are legit, ecp. if you live in cali. and dont want to be fucking bored out of your mind on the WASP-y area's of the East Coast.
Re: Emily – I never said 'she' was smart. I said "SMART!" As in that was a smart situation. You should have implied this.! .. Oh well.. And you know the private school USC has a law school, as does Pepperdine, you dont have to graduate IVY league to be a good lawyer. USC and Pepperdine are legit, ecp. if you live in cali. and dont want to be fucking bored out of your mind on the WASP-y area's of the East Coast.
Re: Emily – I cant imagine Khloe's attorney's telling her bomb threats should get her out of jail. I think Khlow planned that, and her attorney's agreed "IF there were bomb threats Khloe, yes you would get out." BTW who cares if Khlow or Paris are smart? They've acquired and are valued at a net worth much higher than your will ever be.
Oh Perezzers … if you ever get thrown in the chink I'll call you in a bomb threat !!
hugsandvodka,
Kly
Why the heck would anyone really care about her enough to call in bomb threats?! Please, not famous enough.
How come her "angel" didn't speak to her and tell her to do the RIGHT thing by doing her COMMUNITY SERVICE??? My Dad died unexpectedly and too soon, and I didn't use it as an excuse to get drunk then get behind a wheel of a car. Pretty sure that would have made my Dad roll over in his grave. He was a Doctor and has seen (over and over) the devastation drunk driving can cause. We'get it that you don't need any more problems Tootsie, so how about not causing them in the future? Somethin' to think about, wouldn't you say?
Re: Ren – Oh please, I'm married to an attorney. I work with a bunch of attorney's. I hear the stories.
And they may have the net worth, but I have the degrees on the wall and I work to end child abuse. I've given back more than they ever will!
Point one- She went to jail for what? 32 seconds? How bad could it have been?
Point two- Angels are on the side of right, they don't get you out of crap you got yourself into by acting like an ass.
Point three- Even if the bomb threats were real (think NOT) she wasn't a threat to the jail, the potential bombers were.
She needs to get over herself.
Perez and TMZ should send some of these mom's some flowers, they certainly help screw up some lives and give lots to blog about.
Well, I can say from experience getting a DUI sucks and being in jail sucks even more! Hopefully she learned her lesson as I have mine.
I also attended all court appointed dates and dealt with my DUI the correct way so I would NEVER have to go back to jail again. I think celebrities are so lucky with all their money they seriously receive a tap on the arm for being stupid.
Even if you are completely stupid and need more evidence about our "two" systems of justice, this has to offend you. I cannot believe that anybody except a rich, spoiled piece of shit would get off so easily. Anyone else would still be inside jail (bomb threat or not) after losing their job, car and probably their apartment.
Re: Emily – That's mature, good for you. I'm sure I speak for both of them when I say "good for you."
She didn't learn a ding dhang thing. I've had a child go to jail, much to my horror. They weren't placed in a nicer jail, but they were released early due to over crowding- AFTER TWO WEEKS - But I did not celebrate with wine or liquor (although it was great to get them out). What I did was think that if they hadn't learned a lesson I was going to kick their ass myself! Khloe is spoiled, self indulgant, an excuser of poor behavior, crass and arrogant. Ditto for Mom!
OMG!!! Please like who really care about her going to jail. She is too late to get credit for this. Hello - a DUI is shit, now you have to at least rob someone/something or do a wild car chase. The whole drug thing is start to play out, but can still get you some reconition……LOLOLOLOLO
The only bomb threat i heard about was connected to this punk ass no news story!!!!!
OMG!!! Please like who really care about her going to jail. She is too late to get credit for this. Hello - a DUI isn't shit, now you have to at least rob someone/something or do a wild car chase. The whole drug thing is start to play out, but can still get you some reconition……LOLOLOLOLO
The only bomb threat i heard about was connected to this punk ass no news story!!!!!
way toooo many FU*KIN haters on this page.
stop fuckin bashing them.
makes me sick how retarded people are, leave the kardashians alone,
your probably just jealous cause yeah they are famous for nothing, im sure you would love that too.
stop hating on others.
i love the kardashians
Bomb threats, please..nobody gives a shit about that fat tranny
I don't care I like Khloe she's actually my favorite on the show, she speaks her mind, she's funny, she works hard and she's very pretty Khloe ur the bomb make sure to visit my Mark. site anyone I'm a broke student and I need the money lol www.freewebs.com/mark4sale Khloe good luck with everything I heard you on kiss fm this morning I wish I could have called in and talked to you but stay strong
….Lisa….
Still looks dead behind the eyes . . .
The Hogans and the Kardashians are clear evidence of both what is wrong with American society and why so many people in the rest of the world consider Americans, as a whole, mental midgets. It's hard to imagine two families who glorify so much in their ignorance, lack of class, and self-centeredness. None of these folks are deeper than a birdbath. The person in this story is merely lucky she was arrested in California. If she is stupid enough to do this in another state, especially one like Florida - and really, she clearly is stupid enough - she won't be getting out after a few hours or a pseudo bomb threat.
It was a blessing you didn't have to go to the "bad" jail? No, it was a "blessing" you didn't kill someone while driving drunk!
Her dad actually died on September 30, 2003. Busted!
Khloe and looked hot in Ashley Paige's bikinis…i hope she isn't trading it in for an orange jumpsuit! hahah
Her Dad passed in September and she was arrested in March—-she is a LIAR!!!! Good one though. Next?
its not fucking fair that dumb ass z lister celebs get out of jail because they have some people call in threats? Why dont we just let everyone out of jail and put back in all these stupid celebs that got out early because they are a little famous, then we can really have someone blow the place up to get rid of them all