He Hired Mariah's Retoucher

Filed under: Anglophilia > Jude Law > Photoshop Awardz

Nice Photoshop work!

Jude Law shows off his "enhanced" hairline in this new advert for Dior Homme Sport.

He wishes his hair still looked like that!

Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:00 pm / Email this »

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Lala says – reply to this

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What a HUNK!
SupreBecky says – reply to this

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Why not leave it gray?
It would look great.
anajael says – reply to this

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Silly…but first! Yay me…
Bubbz says – reply to this

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I still think he looks hot!
genna says – reply to this

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deffffinitely fake
wink says – reply to this

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they should've showed his body in the picture
Puh-l says – reply to this

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Who gives a fuck about this adulterous prick? Someone should cut his nuts off and hand them to his ex-wife.
amand says – reply to this

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he is delicious any way you look at it…
Roydr says – reply to this

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First! Mahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Janie says – reply to this

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Didn't he cheat on his wife with the Nanny? He is a WHORE just like Sienna Miller!!!! They made a perfect couple - two PIGS!
silli says – reply to this

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I never noticed his hair loss before. It looks better than John Travolta's & Nick Cage's plugs though.
Mrs. Andrew Keegan says – reply to this

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I LOVE him.
:) says – reply to this

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who cares, he's still sexy
7u says – reply to this

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YUMMY!!!!!
I'd stiil do him!!
Aimee says – reply to this

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He is cute but so what!! He is a fucking CHEATER!!!!!
A says – reply to this

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He looks good in this pic . I hardly even recognized him .
Mrs. Andrew Keegan says – reply to this

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Re: Roydr –

You mean far from first, hahaha
rayra says – reply to this

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he is soooo beautiful.. yepp
ANDY2 says – reply to this

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WHO CARES WHAT HIS HAIR LINE LOOKS LIKE!!?!!? I STILL WANNA GET HIM IN BED, ON ALL FOURS, SPREAD HIS ASS CHEEKS, AND BURY MY FACE IN HIS ASS AND EAT THAT ASSHOLE TILL HE MOANS MY NAME IN FOREIGN DIALECTS!!! HE'S GORGEOUS!
Monic says – reply to this

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He is a bald adulterous dick head!!!! He and Sienna Miller deserved each other!!
Amand says – reply to this

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Hmm, I didn't think it looked retouched at all. I think he look super hot-tastic in that photo! Man, a graying version of Jude would be hot, kinda like George Clooney!!
jessikahh says – reply to this

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yeah, his hair isnt looking so great these days.. still a hottie though!
Kevin says – reply to this

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Re: ANDY2 – You are a fucking queer retard!!!
FiFI says – reply to this

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I'd fuck him blind, given the chance, even if he was bald. That man is dead sexy.
hyde says – reply to this

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I heard he needs his PEE PEE enhanced, onblastatlast.com has some funny post as well.
Faubourg says – reply to this

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If he had balls, he would go totally bald: he still would be so hot!
Puh-l says – reply to this

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Re: ANDY2 – It's fags like you that make people hate gay people! You don't see some straight chick posting "I would lay on my back and let him fuck me hard" or some bullshit like that. I hope your AIDS disease speeds up and offs you sooner than you expect it to.
OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this

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WHATEVER, HE IS FU*CKING HOT!!!!!!!
JUDE I ADORE YOU!!
YOU ARE A ZEXY BITCH
+
PEREZ YOUR A SLY FOX, WHAT YOU SEE hihi I DIDNT SAW THAT HAIR AT FIRST SIGHT
kitty says – reply to this

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OMG!! He makes me all swoony and tingly. Hair, no hair I don't care. That's one hot, hot cheatin' man. I gotta go…
Carin says – reply to this

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Jealous much Perez??!!!!
JON says – reply to this

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HE HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER … DELICIOUS MAN CANDY!!!
ENVmee says – reply to this

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enhanced hairline or not…
I'd still do him.
(growls seductively)
me says – reply to this

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he looks kinda like blake fielder-civil
Ossim says – reply to this

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Bea-U-ti-Mous!
Elise says – reply to this

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He is still a balding Douche Bag!
sdp says – reply to this

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hes so beautiful
whate says – reply to this

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Hahaha so true! I love your comment Perez! Fuck you Jude
Caitl says – reply to this

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I don't care, Perez, he's still gorgeous!!! Don't you think???
JB says – reply to this

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Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!Check your own hairline Perez!

Your middle is not the only place you're starting to look a little thinner.
Annie says – reply to this

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he is so HOT. Glad he is not with Sienna anymore. Love him always…..
alicita la cubanita says – reply to this

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lmfao!!!!!!
alicita la cubanita says – reply to this

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he is still good looking though
antsi says – reply to this

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Still oh so very gorgeous!
Kate says – reply to this

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He's fucking hot with or without the photoshopping. I'd do him with.
guy says – reply to this

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This lucky bastard know's what its like to pork Sienna Miller's little turdcutter cornhole.
Rache says – reply to this

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Jude Law is fucking beautiful… don't mess with him Perez. He's smart, sexy, and a fabulous actor. Not to mention, he has the waistline you'll only dream of having… Oh, and let's not forget that fucking accent. He is sooooo absolutely delightful.
gaga says – reply to this

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lmao how did you notice that? haha…he actually look half decent photoshopped!
Papev says – reply to this

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So what… he is hot!

Puleeze… Like everyone and their mother in Hollywood isin't as fake as plastic doggie doo?

I say, if you do what everyone else is doing and you still look better doing it, you still have one up on everyone else!

You go boy!
SparklingBerry says – reply to this

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Re: ANDY2 – You seriously are one sick puppy………. again, why don't you go in a round room, and find a corner……. keep yourself busy for awhile
merc says – reply to this

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still super hot
Lynn says – reply to this

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hot!!!
Karen says – reply to this

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he is short and FUGLY!
dbeau says – reply to this

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Hairline, no hariline, STILL HOT
MJ says – reply to this

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Who cares? He is still hot, receding hairline or not. did you see the ad on tv? veeeery hooot.
Amber says – reply to this

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Balding men are HOT! Well besides you Perez.
ANDY2 says – reply to this

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Re: Puh-l – ok….and that you've gotten that off your chest, come on over here and drag your sweaty balls all accross my face.
ana says – reply to this

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hottest man alive
ANDY2 says – reply to this

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Re: Puh-l – ok….and now that you've gotten that off your chest, come on over here and drag your sweaty balls all accross my face.
Lolip says – reply to this

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I LOOOOOVE JUDE LAW HE IS SO HOT! HAIR NO HAIR I DONT CARE I WANT HIM IN MY BED…naked.
LkAtU says – reply to this

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PERVez you don't know, he could have gone to hair club for men and had some hair from his pubs transfered to the top of his head. Besides you are losing your hair with the weight.
Keira says – reply to this

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This man has a huge head on top of a body so thin that from the side he looks about as wide as a knife. I don't find that very attractive, not when you wonder if you could spit through him.
Judef says – reply to this

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I'd still fuck him regardless!
Lori says – reply to this

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Yummy - he looks HOT!!!
Jess says – reply to this

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He used to be so handsome. Ever since he cheated on Sienna he has gotten less and less attractive. It may be psychological, but the receding hair line doesnt help either.
j says – reply to this

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YUM!
chola99 says – reply to this

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This is the best this cholo has looked in quite a while.
CC says – reply to this

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Who cares! he's still hot! Shave it all!
lovej says – reply to this

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omg omg omg omg still looks hot to me!!!!
perez says – reply to this

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Perez is an idiot. It's the way his hair is cut and styled…it's not an "enhanced" hairstyle.

You're just JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jude is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Socia says – reply to this

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Perez, Your hair line is worse… Putting In extensions and combing them and whats left of your hair sprawling it across your receding hair line doesn't make you better or more attractive ,just less self accepting. Jude looks better than you could hope to….

And even when he gets old bald and ugly, it won't make you any prettier.
kat says – reply to this

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omg who cares about his hair! it's jude law! look at that FACE! mmmm
April says – reply to this

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Retouched or not…he looks damn good. Yummy!!!!!!!!!
CUTIE says – reply to this

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HOTTIE
WITH
A
BOMB
ASS
BODY
…:D
sexy says – reply to this

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The magic stamp/clone tool and blurs ooooooooooh got to love photoshop.
LENA says – reply to this

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What an ugly picture!!
erica says – reply to this

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Jude is gorgeous Dior is very lucky to
have him.

submit to "His Hottness" that is Mr. Jude Law !

I Love Jude
evie says – reply to this

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fuckin gorgeous dayum. Love him don't care what his hair looks like. Remember when Lilo wasn't a lez an she said she was going to New York to fuck him hmmmm, seems like Jude has some taste.
k-Lee says – reply to this

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Jude Law is sexy no matter what!
me says – reply to this

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THAT'S HIS HAIR FUCKTARD! IT'S CUT SHORT AND COMBED FORWARD SO IT LOOKS THICKER AND COVERS HIS HAIRLINE, SO FUCK OFF!
Izza1 says – reply to this

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You still would though. Gawd knows I would.
linda says – reply to this

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He joins the horrible hair-piece club with Vincent D'Onofrio and Vince Vaughn.
jason says – reply to this

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Gee, Perez, do u think PhotoShop could help you? NAH, nothing could put a dent in a job that biG
caged says – reply to this

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HOT!
HOT!
HOT!
Yummy!
Chris says – reply to this

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I know, you can even see the gap that they filled in with airburshing if you look closely.
Jessi says – reply to this

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Oh my god, I want to wrap my tongue around his body. HE IS SO FUCKING HOT. I am so wet just looking at that pic. I don't give a fuck if he is bald - whatever!!
YOU! says – reply to this

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Re: !@#$% – You are and You do!
jaz says – reply to this

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Who cares–he's so hot!
Jesso says – reply to this

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He's kinda gross, not gonna lie.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but…
I liked him better BEFORE…
lalal says – reply to this

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everything out there that is meant to "APPEAL" to the public is Photoshopped!
Why are we paying celebrities HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF $$DOLLARS$$ to sit for a photo which will be retouched to make them look great, when they could take an average person and pay them $1000 and Photoshop it for the same result! Older actors don't appeal to today's youth. Nicole Kidman means NOTHING to a 17 year-old. Get a 17 year old, Photoshop her, and you'll get their attention!
linda says – reply to this

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I have never found him to be attractive. I don't get why people think he's so hot.
size0 says – reply to this

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P? Did he look at you
crossed eyed when you
made a fatty attempt of
a come on?
Hater=You
DrJub says – reply to this

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He's HOT, I couldn't give a shit if his hairline is receeding or not. He's still hotter than most other men walking the planet.
Sheen says – reply to this

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I have to say I have always found him hot but yeh, that hairline is totally photoshopped in…it's pretty obvious….
aly says – reply to this

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he looks like calum best for some strange reason…
tina says – reply to this

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not photoshopped … hair club for men!!!!
Cari says – reply to this

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STFU Perez! Jude Law would still be f'n HOTT even if he was bald!!! You, on the other hand, are one gay ass butt puncher whose looks are absoluuuutely repulsive, although I do like your website! LOL….Jude is soooooo damn sexy…I love him!
Mount says – reply to this

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Perez, You wish you looked like Jude!
lolo-roxie says – reply to this

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he looks like quigmire from family guy in this pic lol
ssaaa says – reply to this

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Damn he is hot!!
laldl says – reply to this

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Wrong! It must've been Man-donna"s!

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