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"Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze"
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Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach, California. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.
Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
Posted: July 22, 2008 at 9:30 am
why lindsay?
THATS F*CKED UP!
Re: Steve – THEY CALL HER FIRECROTCH
firecrotch!!!!
oh yah, and OUCH!
first
Aye Carumba!!
FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh gawwwsh.
thats.. wow!
and first!
1st bitchssssssssssssssssssssssss
hahahahaha
first
Ouch!!!!
how cares 2nd?
Re: Tracy –
inteligente… es CARAMBA….
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poor thing! his poor sack
lmao @ the lindsey picture firecrotch!!!!!!!
so not hot.. the poor guy
I realize that the idiot davis called Lindsay firecrotch, but I wish you would stop misleading us by putting up pictures of celebrities and they have nothing to do with the story. If you need to get the hits, get better gossip.
LOL
LOL What a couple of silly geese! Thats the kind of stuff I like 2 do! I'd find that funny if my friendz did that 2 me
Maybe the guy had crabs and his idiot friends just wanted to help?
people are so stupid. god.
LMAO
She is sexy.I have searched her photo on " C asu al se ek . co m " which is a c'asual e'ncounter d'ating s'ite. It is said that she is seeking one night relationship . Is it true?
From what Perez tells us, Lindsay doesn't like balls (well maybe Samantha's…)
Nice Friends. I've seen "jokes" like this on youtube and thought; one day someone is going to get hurd badly or killed. I've seen guys light their "friends" hair, feet, pants and shirts on fire. Also one day someone going to suffocate because of tape being put over their mouths and cigarette butts in their nose. Kids, teens to early 20s can bo so f-ing dumb.
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FIRE CROTCH HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA!
If anything could cheer me up after the sadness of Mr. Bale's sitch, it was this pic paired with this story.
THANKS PEREZ.
lmao…."Fire-Crotch"
Too funny!!!!
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Poor guy!!
Rofl, the boys in our drama class in high school used to do that voluntarily every school play opening night, it was called "Great Balls Of Fire!!!" but usually they had a speedo on.
I love how you used lindsay's pic for this article..Funny funny!!
THAT WAS PURE STUPIDITY THEY NEED TO BE PUNISHED.
JUST TESTING TO SEE IF THE RIGHT PICTURE SHOWS UP.
FIRE CROTCH?? GINGER PUBES??
GEEZ PEREZ, I CREATED THIS AVATAR & NOW THE PICTURE I CHOSE WON'T SHOW UP, HOW DO I FIX IT?
what nice friends they are!
As Paris would say "That's hot".
Pretty Weak to use Lilo's pic on this weak story. Guess Mario isn't getting any current news to fuel his Linday/Sam obsession LOL
misleading accompanying picture
Goodness gracious great balls a fire! *cue the piano*
Yeah…they do stupid shit like that there; I'm from there and it does get boring!!!
Like what you did there Perez……hee hee hee
Fire crotch!!
hilarious!
i totally know those guys…
Re: cc – This has nothing to do with getting better gossip! Um, hello! Perez is the QUEEN OF GOSSIP!!
He put a picture of Lezlo because she's a firecrotch and the guys crotch was on FIRE! Its self explanatory. It clearly has nothing to do with Lilo, but its funny!
Boys will be boys!!! I once caught myself on fire lighting farts after I spilled tequila on my girls parts. It ain't all that bad.
OMG You make Me laugh PEREZ!!
"LEZLO and saMAN" still Your best line!
Did they kill small, domestic animals for 'fun' too when they were younger?
Torture is NOT o.k., in spite of Abu Ghraib and Guantanemo mentalities.
FIRECROTCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your so naughty…. putting her pic on this… but then that's why we love you. gave me a good giggle.
Re: cc – As soon as I saw the picture and read what was under the picture I knew what was going on. The picture fits the desription..
WATS WRONG WITH PPL?? only americans would do this shit
thats really fucked up. really
perez your a joke. i hate you personally. and you sound like you lost your balls in a battle with satan. asshole
HAHA i didnt get why lezlos face was there till ii remembered FIRECROUTCH! lol
OMG!!! thats all i can say
I know this guy. He's a real a**hole and freak. No one in town likes him. I wish he had gotten sent away for longer, at least then he'd be off of our streets for a longer period of time. A Matt Pillers free SLO-town is a good town.
LMFAOOOOO
damn yo!
Wow. With friends like that, who needs enemies?
Re: Steve –
because… firecrotch? lmfao
Re: SLO-t –
I AGREE!! 2 years is not long enough for matt
didn't the woman in that photo used to be somebody?
FIRE CROTCH LMAO
HAHAHAHAH. I know Matt Pillers!!!!! he's fucking crazy, and I'm SO glad he's in jail for 2 years now!!!!!!!!
wtf has lindsay lohan got to do with this?
Don't those idiotz know that
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since o.j. did hiz cutting off
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we can get away with
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fault…before him…girlz could hit their guyz and not go to jail…
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now…everyone goez…thankz o.j. ..u dickfuk
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