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"Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze"

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Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze

Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach, California. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

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    67 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

    1. Steve says – reply to this


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      why lindsay?

    2. b** says – reply to this


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      THATS F*CKED UP!

    3. B says – reply to this


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      Re: Steve – THEY CALL HER FIRECROTCH

    4. boo says – reply to this


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      firecrotch!!!!

    5. Steve says – reply to this


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      oh yah, and OUCH!

    6. d says – reply to this


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      first

    7. Tracy says – reply to this


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      Aye Carumba!!

    8. FIYAC says – reply to this


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      FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    9. lizst says – reply to this


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      Oh gawwwsh.
      thats.. wow!
      and first!

    10. someo says – reply to this


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      1st bitchssssssssssssssssssssssss

      hahahahaha

    11. maaik says – reply to this


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      first

    12. Erin says – reply to this


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      Ouch!!!!

    13. charl says – reply to this


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      how cares 2nd?



    14. 14

      Re: Tracy –
      inteligente… es CARAMBA….
      ¬¬

    15. bitch says – reply to this


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      poor thing! his poor sack
      lmao @ the lindsey picture firecrotch!!!!!!!

    16. che says – reply to this


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      so not hot.. the poor guy

    17. cc says – reply to this


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      I realize that the idiot davis called Lindsay firecrotch, but I wish you would stop misleading us by putting up pictures of celebrities and they have nothing to do with the story. If you need to get the hits, get better gossip.

    18. d says – reply to this


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      LOL

    19. HAM says – reply to this


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      LOL What a couple of silly geese! Thats the kind of stuff I like 2 do! I'd find that funny if my friendz did that 2 me

    20. Muse says – reply to this


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      Maybe the guy had crabs and his idiot friends just wanted to help?

    21. casey says – reply to this


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      people are so stupid. god.

    22. edaj7 says – reply to this


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      LMAO

    23. mss says – reply to this


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      She is sexy.I have searched her photo on " C asu al se ek . co m " which is a c'asual e'ncounter d'ating s'ite. It is said that she is seeking one night relationship . Is it true?

    24. dean says – reply to this


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      From what Perez tells us, Lindsay doesn't like balls (well maybe Samantha's…)

    25. nice says – reply to this


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      Nice Friends. I've seen "jokes" like this on youtube and thought; one day someone is going to get hurd badly or killed. I've seen guys light their "friends" hair, feet, pants and shirts on fire. Also one day someone going to suffocate because of tape being put over their mouths and cigarette butts in their nose. Kids, teens to early 20s can bo so f-ing dumb.

    26. longj says – reply to this


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      Don't be an idiot, Perez. michaelsavage.wnd.com
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      Don't be an idiot, Perez. michaelsavage.wnd.com

    27. S says – reply to this


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      FIRE CROTCH HAHAHAHAHA



    28. 28

      HAHAHA!

      If anything could cheer me up after the sadness of Mr. Bale's sitch, it was this pic paired with this story.

      THANKS PEREZ.

    29. xvbvd says – reply to this


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      lmao…."Fire-Crotch"

      Too funny!!!!

      …
      Poor guy!!

    30. Miria says – reply to this


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      Rofl, the boys in our drama class in high school used to do that voluntarily every school play opening night, it was called "Great Balls Of Fire!!!" but usually they had a speedo on.

    31. joele says – reply to this


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      I love how you used lindsay's pic for this article..Funny funny!!



    32. 32

      THAT WAS PURE STUPIDITY THEY NEED TO BE PUNISHED.



    33. 33

      JUST TESTING TO SEE IF THE RIGHT PICTURE SHOWS UP.

    34. RACHE says – reply to this


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      FIRE CROTCH?? GINGER PUBES??



    35. 35

      GEEZ PEREZ, I CREATED THIS AVATAR & NOW THE PICTURE I CHOSE WON'T SHOW UP, HOW DO I FIX IT?

    36. Ali says – reply to this


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      what nice friends they are!

    37. guy says – reply to this


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      As Paris would say "That's hot".

    38. kris says – reply to this


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      Pretty Weak to use Lilo's pic on this weak story. Guess Mario isn't getting any current news to fuel his Linday/Sam obsession LOL

    39. janey says – reply to this


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      misleading accompanying picture



    40. 40

      Goodness gracious great balls a fire! *cue the piano*

    41. Dildo says – reply to this


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      Yeah…they do stupid shit like that there; I'm from there and it does get boring!!!

    42. XXX says – reply to this


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      Like what you did there Perez……hee hee hee

    43. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Fire crotch!!
      hilarious!

    44. ajs says – reply to this


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      i totally know those guys…

    45. ... says – reply to this


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      Re: cc – This has nothing to do with getting better gossip! Um, hello! Perez is the QUEEN OF GOSSIP!!

      He put a picture of Lezlo because she's a firecrotch and the guys crotch was on FIRE! Its self explanatory. It clearly has nothing to do with Lilo, but its funny!

    46. Karen says – reply to this


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      Boys will be boys!!! I once caught myself on fire lighting farts after I spilled tequila on my girls parts. It ain't all that bad.

    47. Lala says – reply to this


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      OMG You make Me laugh PEREZ!!

    48. KIM says – reply to this


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      "LEZLO and saMAN" still Your best line!

    49. Pffft says – reply to this


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      Did they kill small, domestic animals for 'fun' too when they were younger?
      Torture is NOT o.k., in spite of Abu Ghraib and Guantanemo mentalities.

    50. Jadde says – reply to this


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      FIRECROTCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    51. LeeLe says – reply to this


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      Your so naughty…. putting her pic on this… but then that's why we love you. gave me a good giggle.

    52. WHAT says – reply to this


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      Re: cc – As soon as I saw the picture and read what was under the picture I knew what was going on. The picture fits the desription..

    53. vbtr says – reply to this


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      WATS WRONG WITH PPL?? only americans would do this shit

    54. moe says – reply to this


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      thats really fucked up. really

    55. cohib says – reply to this


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      perez your a joke. i hate you personally. and you sound like you lost your balls in a battle with satan. asshole

    56. victo says – reply to this


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      HAHA i didnt get why lezlos face was there till ii remembered FIRECROUTCH! lol

    57. damer says – reply to this


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      OMG!!! thats all i can say

    58. SLO-t says – reply to this


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      I know this guy. He's a real a**hole and freak. No one in town likes him. I wish he had gotten sent away for longer, at least then he'd be off of our streets for a longer period of time. A Matt Pillers free SLO-town is a good town.

    59. ahah says – reply to this


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      LMFAOOOOO
      damn yo!

    60. Alisa says – reply to this


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      Wow. With friends like that, who needs enemies?

    61. emily says – reply to this


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      Re: Steve –
      because… firecrotch? lmfao

    62. mlm says – reply to this


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      Re: SLO-t –
      I AGREE!! 2 years is not long enough for matt

    63. jenbu says – reply to this


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      didn't the woman in that photo used to be somebody?



    64. 64

      FIRE CROTCH LMAO

    65. Evan says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAH. I know Matt Pillers!!!!! he's fucking crazy, and I'm SO glad he's in jail for 2 years now!!!!!!!!

    66. Dara says – reply to this


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      wtf has lindsay lohan got to do with this?

    67. kkkkk says – reply to this


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      Don't those idiotz know that
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      since o.j. did hiz cutting off
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      we can get away with
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      shit theze dayzzzz
      zzzzzzzzzzzzz
      itz all
      zzzz
      o.j.z
      zzzzzzzz
      fault…before him…girlz could hit their guyz and not go to jail…
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      now…everyone goez…thankz o.j. ..u dickfuk
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz