Who Wears Short Shorts???
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Cristiano Ronaldo
It's okay.
He's European!
Cristiano Ronaldo soaks in a little shopping during an excursion in L.A. on Tuesday.
Just looking at his eggplant skin makes us want to take a bath in sunscreen!
[Image via FinalPixx.]
Posted: July 22, 2008 at 4:48 pm
eww he needs to stop tanning
first mutha fuckas
makes me not want to go tanning for a while…
WTF IS WRONG WITH EUROPEANS WEARING FRAKING SHORTS SO SHORT..WE CAN SEE YOUR NUTS!!!!NOT PRETTY…!!!!
hot tamali
I'd like to rip those short shorts off and make him scream.
Also, stop tanning.
such.a.girl.
meow
WHO?!?!?!
HEY AT LEAST HE'S NOT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ORANGE GIRLS WITH BLEACH BLONDE HAIR. GAGGG!!!!!!
Wayy too taned not cute at all
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Not so HOT!
oh my god….HOT. i wish my boyfriend had those legs!!
At least he's got great looking legs!
Yup, no tanning for me for a while…
orange homo
Fat Nipple, I think it is time for poser to go back home!
he looks hot either way
hes not even purple
He's a sports star overseas and the VAST majority of Americans don't know who he is… why should we care? Let's talk about REAL CELEBRITIES!
Ok Perez you're obsessed. Bless you! The shorts are hilarious lol it looks like the type of material you're bound to sweat in. A hot sweaty ronaldo is all a woman needs on a summers day. His legs look better than mine :@ He still looks good and f*ckable. I sooo would.
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Are those shiny shorts??? Oh girlfriend, take those off!
i´m european and i don`t like these shorts…
tooo much sun, ronny!!
I love his color!!!
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He looks so gay.. love the legs honey there so shaved!!!
oh he's totally gay. fess up!
I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers!
CHRITIANO! PLEASE, PLEASE, GET A STYLIST!!!!!! YOU MAKE ENOUGH MONEY, AND THERE ARE PLENY OF STYLISTS IN L.A. PUT YOUR MONEY TO GOOD USE. PAY SOMEONE TO DRESS YOU! IF YOU ARE PAYING SOMEONE ALREADY, FIRE THEM….
Who are you stalking this euro soccer players every move? We don't care !
He's a hottie!
seriously - soooo not cool - he's hot enough but loose the shorts - and i'm feckin' European!!!
wow!!! skin cancer patient alert
WOW, for being European, I'm surprised he's wearing normal sneakers. KEEP THE RONNIE POSTS COMING PEREZ! I love love love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck off you prick, go back to England.
Those are shorts are just for guys who are secure of themselves. He looks Hot !
is that like a european cliche or something cuz im european and i havent seen a guy wearing shorts like that in like … ever
hey if he wants to wear short shorts let him he has nice legs!! As for tanning talk early wrinkles and skin cancer.
He's from Brazil. That is NOT in Europe. It's South America.
Uugh! Hes bloody disgusting! I hope he stays in LA forever, keep him away from England. Soooooo ugly. His legs look like womens/ legs
NO WAY!!!
EUROPEANS USED TO WEAR SHORTS LIKE THIS. BUT NOT TODAY!!!!!!
ONLY OLD PEOPLE WEAR SHORTS LIKE THIS.
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THIS IS TOTALY RIDICULOUS. BE ASHAMED CHRISSY, BE A-SHAAAAMEED!
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU
OK, I'm straight female with a healthy sex-drive, but I just don't see ANYTHING sexy or interesting in this guy. He looks like he can hardly write and read too..Prefer Johny Depp over him a thousand times!!
MAYBE HE JUST WANT OUR ATTENITON……
Ok.. He doesnt look good now. Theres a fine line between summerglow and grilled.
Gay…so so gay! and thats a good thing cause I'd love to hook it up with his cover up girl friend that I'm sure he has never put his pee pee in.
He is not european >_
Sorry, he's repulsive.
Christiano is ok, but I'm totally not getting the people who think he's totally hot. I'd have to say he's totally not! Sorry!
It´s not okey even for a european.
We got class over here to u know.
But he is still sooo hot and SEXY!!!
And what about his tan?!
He is portuges !!!!!! They get tanned easily!
I bet many of you dosent even know where portugal is….
he could possibly on his way to physical therpay and needs short shorts.
he is still gorgeous and i would do him all day and night:)
Re: Sara – He's from the island of Madeira off of PORTUGAL, not Brazil.
Eggplant = Aubergine For the rest of the world..
Doesn't he realize all of that sun exposure without some high factor SPF could cause melanoma?
The guy isn't white so why would you expect him to be? Yes, he is European, no, he isn't white. Perez quit being such a racist.
HE IS NOT EUROPEAN, got that !? He is from Brazil
PAPITO HE IS HOT BUT, HE IS GETTING TOO DARK!!!
omg, i would love to be between those sexy legs of his!! hes one of the only men who can pull off daisy dukes!
his tan is amazing. its so dark. i dont see any eggplant colour. its perfect.
Dear Lord above, it looks like you could wring him out and have enough grease to cook 15 Happy Meals with an apple pie thrown in……yumm apple pie.
Re: Sara –
Cristiano Ronaldo is not from Brazil he is from Portugal and Portugal is in Europe…
What a deusch
GODNESS… LOOK AT THOSE LEGS! Sooo sexy.
he needs to shotter short shorts and show us more then legs… lol
Is that Abel Xavier in the back? Anyways, Cris needs to stop tanning. It isnt cute. Perez, I wish you would show more Galaxy players on here. That would be awesome.
asshat…he is from Portgual, so he IS European, he is not from Brasil….I am portuguese. Your thining of Ronaldinho….from the Brasilian team.
Re: Strat – HE PLAYS FOR PORTUGAL HE IS EUROPEAN SINCE PORTUGAL IS IN EUROPE, IT IS RIGHT NEXT TO SPAIN. THERE IS A RONALDO IN BRAZIL WHICH IS IN SOUTH AMERICA, RONALD IS BLACK AND I GUESS CRISTIANO WILL BE BLACK HERE SOON TOO.
Re: USA –
."…WTF IS WRONG WITH EUROPEANS WEARING FRAKING SHORTS SO SHORT..WE CAN SEE YOUR NUTS!!!!NOT PRETTY…!!!! "…..
– You're absolutely right, Europeans dress 'funny'and they need to stop it, even the speedos need to just stop!!! You'll never see Tom Brady laying at the beach in a speedo and that's a good thing!!!!!!
he is not eggplant, he is portuguese tan! anyway, dont even dog his short shorts perez, you know you like it! hell, i like it! he can keep on wearing them too his legs are sexy! i wish he'd do us all a favor and just take em off!
Perez you should have some pics and stuff on Antonio Sabato Jr. or Feddie Wexler those are hot guys!!!!
Re: Sara – He actually IS European, from Portugal not Brazil.
Freddie Wexler is soooooo hot!!!!
does ronaldo shave his legs????????
perez, can you zooom in for us please!!!!!!!!!
BTW: suuuper blog
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Re: SAMAN – TOO FUNNY SAMAN
Re: Strat – Portugal, officially the Portuguese Republic (Portuguese: República Portuguesa[2]), is a country on the Iberian Peninsula. Located in southwestern Europe, Portugal is the westernmost country of mainland Europe and is bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the west and south and by Spain to the north and east. The Atlantic archipelagos of the Azores and Madeira are also part of Portugal. Not being rude just pointing it out.
He's not ugly , but he isn't super attractive either.
Re: sandy – How did you hear about Freddie Wexler he is just up and coming, but, you are right he is super hot! Saw him in concert in Dallas and he is a babe!!! He is for sure the next big thing!@!!!
I really want to add that I have never seen a guy wearing a short like it. Beurk.
Um, he's PORTUGESE, not a tanorexic. I can't stand seeing pictures of this guy with "orange" written over it. Um, Perez, you're a whitewashed American Latino. Cut it out.
Re: Strat –
Nooo… he's not from Brazil. He's portuguese.
also, he has been named ambassador of UEFA EURO 2008…
Re: Alina – Oh my god yes, he is young thou about 18 but soooo hot!! He looks like the guy from Entourage but, he is cuter I love him, cool thing is we knew him before he blows up all over love him!!!!
You know if I did not know that he was a sex addict and has been caught with hookers a bunch of times I would so look at him and say Gay!!! But he is a male whore!!!
perez you muppet he's portugese so naturally has darker skin
Ok i sooo…just creamed in my pants. I love his tan. I don't care what he is wearing he always looks good!
THOSE SHORTS! AHHHH !
LMAO!
YOU'RE NOT A GIRL! LOOSE THE DUKES! AND PUT ON A REAL PAIR! HEY LETS TALK ABOUT SOME PPL WHO ARE REAL CELEBRITIES
It's not because he's european, it's because he's a fag!
Give him about 5 yrs to come out to the world…but knowing men, he'll probably wait until he retires from futbol!!
You're right Perez it's OKAY because he's European but definitely not the epitome of hotness (for a straight guy) even over here. BTW it's really weird how most of Americans get so freaked out because of Speedos and tight clothes on men. Give it a rest people, it's SO not a big deal.
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lol that outfit would look good on a girl says alot! im not aganist personal style but hell those shorts r damn shiny!!
You probably never left the US if you've never seen shorts like that… and Speedos are great too! You know right from the start what you're dealing with… hehe
OMG NEVER SEEN THE LIKE OF THAT IN MY LIFE! I don't know what is shinier his legs or his shorts. Those shorts are sooooo wrong. But he is still hot!! XX
Hey! I'm European and I think it's nasty.. Guys should not wear anything this short unless it's meant to swim in or is their underwear. And his skin tone is screaming for being taken inside, away from the sun!
Re: keeto – The Portuguese don't have dark skin per se. Not at all.
Omg Thatz Not Even His Real Shorts Use Ppl Did At ! ,, Ers No Way Ronaldos Wearin At !
Bdw Es Nat Gay !!
well, i live in a certain european country which shall remain nameless….and i must say, the amount of larger than life old AMERICANS wearing short shorts is unreal!!!!!!!!
you are obsessed with this hotty… he's hot but come on.. your giving him much more credit to this newbie… those shorts just look WRONG…
Isn't he Brazilian? Not European?
DEAR PEREZ
DO YOU EVER READ QUALITY MENS FASHION PUBLICATIONS? SHORTS (as the word already suggests) CAN BE SHORTER THAN THE AMERICAN 'BELOW THE KNEE' STYLE SUGGESTS. THIS SUMMER SEASON IT IS THE HOTTEST OF ALL TO HAVE CLASSIC TENNIS LENGHT SHORTS!!!
AND DEFINITELY WITH THESE LEGS YOU CAN WEAR ALMOST ANYTHING AND IT LOOKS GOOD. ..
ps. I WONDER WHAT SIZED NUTS YOU HAVE THERE IN NEW WORLD SINCE NORMAL ONES SHOULD STAY INSIDE EVEN IN BRIEF UNDERWEAR???
now that is totally gay!
My god, this comes comes from Portugal. Believe me, that's EUROPE;
europeans are fascinating LOL i love looking at them - even their sport stars are girlier than efron. first beckham, now this LOL what's next? but i bet they all smell good. i actually love the fact that they are not afraid to rock pink shirts, shave their legs and things like that. so chic and free! i digress…..
well i'm european too and i think this shit is beyond wrong
He's sleazy and disgusting, shame on you Perez!
Eggplants are purple you loser.
Re: Heidi – Re: Heidi – naw he is portuguese
overtanned??
he's portuguese for god's sake.