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    1. ABXC says – reply to this


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      ermjiovmmpw

    2. KG says – reply to this


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      1st

    3. tia says – reply to this


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      I wanted to be fuckin first

    4. FIRST says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTT BITCHES.
      : D

    5. Joker says – reply to this


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      lmao

    6. Dayna says – reply to this


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      ok strange

    7. ABXC says – reply to this


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      Re: tia – TOO BAD. whiney retart

    8. s says – reply to this


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      first

    9. jess says – reply to this


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      3e :)

    10. Cathy says – reply to this


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      third

    11. jjj says – reply to this


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      Are you trying to tell us something????????



    12. 12

      OMG! I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS REAL FOR A MIN!
      LMFAO!
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      WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO DO THIS? J/K

    13. Jink says – reply to this


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      perez sits on his fatass all day and eats greasy popcorn
      he eats candy and pop and popcicles and goes to the SWEET FACTORY AND MCDOLANDS every damn day!!!!!!!!!! everytime his tub o' lard takes a step the whole house jiggles and the neighbors wake up.
      his poops are very large!!!! the size of boats.

    14. poott says – reply to this


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      hahaha what theee?!

    15. Nick says – reply to this


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      Wtf hahaha You Look like Britney..

    16. bjhbh says – reply to this


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      hahahaha did you take too much meth or what? this is ridiculous. and nice emo haircut Mario, how un-latin of you.

    17. Belle says – reply to this


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      Dudeeee.

    18. perez says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOUR HUMOR IS OUT OF THIS WORLD.
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    19. Jenn says – reply to this


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      MACDOLANDS?? wtf??

    20. hehe says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOUR HUMOR IS OUT OF THIS WORLD.
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    21. Brand says – reply to this


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      Yep, even if heaven you are still a fat piece of shit with an ego that doesn't suit you. Hmm… minute 13, only 2 more to go until you vanish. Blogging isn't a trade, a skill, or a talent… hell, you can't even fucking spell.

    22. Edwar says – reply to this


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      uh…not so much! this was pointless and had no artistic merit.

    23. megan says – reply to this


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      first.
      suck it!

    24. moe says – reply to this


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      ha ha. cute. top 20?

    25. donna says – reply to this


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      GOOD JOB PEREZ.
      no one is laughing.

    26. mer says – reply to this


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      ..what…

    27. Sarah says – reply to this


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      well that was weird…

    28. Pwn3d says – reply to this


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      Have you seen World of Wonder's website? It's very crappy and show why they had enough time on their hands to suck Perez's tiny pecker! They wanted their name on here so bad that it's pitiful.

    29. Ash says – reply to this


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      Stop posting about yourself, people come here to read about CELEBRITIES.

    30. Josh says – reply to this


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      how fuckin' full of yourself are you???

    31. Nylia says – reply to this


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      I Love erez!!!!!!

    32. Nylia says – reply to this


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      I Love You Perez!!!

    33. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      You RIDICULOUS loose-skinned WANNA-BE….don't you just fucking wish you were actually important, or famous, enough to be followed by paparazzi. Bitch, if you passed out or had some heart attack, not a fucking soul would be camped out of your residence, waiting to capture it for the media. NO ONE WOULD GIVE A FLYING FUCK. TRUST ME, BB. And you are by no stretch of the imagination, a god, or anything close to one. You're nothing more but a fat-faced, loose-skinned BLOGGER who's acquired a dismal amount of fame due to your harsh and controversial posts. You're certainly not a distinguished journalist, an artist (much less fashion designer!!), or pop culture figure. KEEP DREAMING…clearly, you're having delusions of grandeur. You're not the celebrity/star you THINK you are. Hell, even Lauren Conrad and 'Speidi' have more status than you do. At least they got followed by photogs and are paid to show up at events. All you do is write about the type of people you wish you would've grown up to be. How sad.

    34. Byron says – reply to this


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      FIRST
      slash wtf?

    35. aidan says – reply to this


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      Perez I really like your site. I have to admit that I check it everyday. I must say this video is disturbing. I would hate to see someone fulfill this "vision".

    36. Kat says – reply to this


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      you know how sad the world would be without perez?

    37. OVER says – reply to this


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      GET OVER YOUR FATSELF!!!!!



    38. 38

      im a tad confused….

    39. jojo says – reply to this


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      CUTE WANNABE EMO HAIR PEREZ.
      & did you finally have a heat attack from being so obsese?? is that why they had to carry you out on the bed?

      AT FIRST I THOUGHT THEY WERE TAKIN YOU TO A ZOO, WHERE YOU BELONG.

    40. hair- says – reply to this


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      Ewwww perez! Normally love your business but that sucked! Morbid and not in a cool way! Should have done something of Noahs Ark thing or part the red sea like moses or booby tassles at the superbowl might have been kinda funny. Whatever love your guts!

    41. linds says – reply to this


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      wow

    42. linds says – reply to this


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      Re: Jink – you're pathetic & obviously jealous ;)

    43. Nadia says – reply to this


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      Perez you used to be cool, now you are so fucking full of yourself it's not even funny. No one comes here to see your fat body on our computer screens you horse face. Stick to celebrities, ok?

    44. jake says – reply to this


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      perez who do you think you are you fat useless talentless piece of shit

    45. You M says – reply to this


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      [b] Much of an ego Perez? What in the world was that?[/b]

    46. dani says – reply to this


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      This is ridiculous. Why would u post this knowing that people would obviously just hate on it. And u should never take ur death so lightly like that, its weird.



    47. 47

      Re: ANDY2 – DAMN ANDY2!!!!
      HOPE YOU GET TO FEELING BETTER BB
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      SOMEONE GIVE ANDY2 SOME BOOTY TO EAT!
      :D

    48. Jenn says – reply to this


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      That is AWESOME! I loved that!!!!!! You are a god.

    49. V says – reply to this


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      scary and pretty hairy :-)

    50. jen says – reply to this


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      ummm…. What the fuck?!

    51. Jody says – reply to this


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      Was that an ad for vodka?

    52. TaLLo says – reply to this


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      Aww ur dream to be A-list…. thats……………….cute or something

    53. Miko says – reply to this


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      I luv U - but be careful what you wish for, remember John Lennon?

    54. ima h says – reply to this


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      Um, yea I realized it wasn't real and got upset to bad huh? if you were dead no one would care.

    55. Miko says – reply to this


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      Re: Nick – I think that is the point. Cluey!

    56. fug says – reply to this


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      Re: Jenn – u need help sweety.

    57. laffi says – reply to this


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      Couple things….
      1. Jink… what are you like 12? Your post is as ridiculous as whatever I just wasted three minutes watching AND…
      2. Perez…what the hell kind of self serving bullshit is this? I love the site, have been a fan and daily visitor for over a yr. and a half, but ummm seriously, you are posting more and more of yourself….we aren't here to see or read about you…we're here to see what you got you to where you are now…CELEBRITY gossip, cum dripping from mouths, and harsh comments on people that try too hard…unfortch, you have become one of your own targets……STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stick to what you know….u are becoming as laughable as Speidi!

    58. WTF says – reply to this


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      WTF WAS THAT!?? YOUR EGO IS GOING RIGHT TO YOUR HEAD AND IT'S KILLING ALL YOUR BRAIN CELLS. YOU USED TO BE COOL BUT NOW YOUR JUST A DIVA WITHOUT EVEN DONE SOMETHING IMPORTAN BESIDES SITTING YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER AND CRITIZES OTHER PEOPLE

    59. puto says – reply to this


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      oh please queen! what a dork!!!!!

    60. Janie says – reply to this


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      Babe, if this is a cry for help - get some, you will be missed. If not, wtf?

    61. cisas says – reply to this


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      what a retarded video. perez wishes he was a god or sought after by the paparazzis. what a loser!!!

    62. Evan says – reply to this


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      I'd be sad if you died Perez :[

    63. ew says – reply to this


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      what.the.fuck?! that was extremely weird.

    64. hanna says – reply to this


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      so much hate!
      love makes the world go ’round, bitches.



    65. 65

      this is the stupidest shit ever

    66. Niki says – reply to this


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      OMG! That was weird and kind of scary! What would I do without my daily dose of Perez?! Don't scare me like that again! I love you!

    67. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      Re: BILLIELIPS IN THE JUNGLE! – LoL….yes ma'am!!! I'm glad you've figured it out!!! Feed me some boy booty!!! (just not Perez's nasty, sagging ass, please)

    68. USuck says – reply to this


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      In an Absolut World, Perez is a god.
      In this world, Perez is a fucking idiot. Please save your home movies for family get-togethers, okay?

    69. helen says – reply to this


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      Hurry up and eat yourself to death, the world will be a much better place without you.

    70. Nikki says – reply to this


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      Haha, what the hell?
      Dude we all know you did acting at Uni, and want to be famous.
      But that was rubbish and not even funny :S

      Just stick to what you do best, talking about people.
      You can't bitch about them and then try and be one.

      You clearly already think of yourself as a celeb and probably can;t associate with the people who read your blog now, cause you'll treat them like fans and treat celebs like they're an equal. Just like all other "famous" people do.

    71. lams says – reply to this


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      Ummmm…. hmmmm….. There seems to be something totally psychologically telling and disturbing about this video you made, Perez. You're only 30 man!

      I think I know what you were trying to do with the video; but it makes you seem like you are preoccupied or fascinated with your death, the hereafter and how your fans will react when it does happen. And did you O'd in there or what?

      Do you need some creative advice and brainstorming or something? This makes me want to ask you if you're depressed, but how can you be?

      I usually love your concepts, but dude, I have to give you a thumbs down on this one. I love the eating all you want in heaven though… WITHOUT GAINING WEIGHT!

    72. tia says – reply to this


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      Re: Cathy – Screw you Cathy im third. You peeps getting mad at perez for this video are fuckin idiots. Its a joke and notice he said in a absolut world. Clearly that means a world where everyone is drunk. So shut up and suck it bitches !!!!

    73. jorda says – reply to this


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      that wasnt funny!!!!!!!!!

    74. jizz says – reply to this


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      I think that Perez day dreams about having a shitload of his fans crying for him if/when he dies… you're full of yourself dude. And get a tan if you're so proud to be hispanic.

    75. krist says – reply to this


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      can u put a post explaining about this video..
      cause nobody gets it.
      its weird.sorry



    76. 76

      What a self indulgent steaming turd that was. My GOD doesn't sport a mullet. kthx!

    77. Catty says – reply to this


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      You're such an attention whore, Perez lol

    78. BiteM says – reply to this


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      what the fuck is this shit! get over yourself its not cute. just because you have infiltrated main stream media (TRL/VH1/ even BIG boys neighborhood) doesn't mean people are as interested in YOU and the 'empire' your trying to create so much as the CHISME you dish. you need a reality check and soon! btw, you seemed to have more character a year ago. . . now your just a douche who thinks he's somebody like greasy bear. but at least he has the millions in the bank to back up his shit.

    79. Maste says – reply to this


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      Perez, dont flirt with death… It will come for you.
      Kinda like you to hang around for a while longer.
      Kisses

    80. Danni says – reply to this


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      Re: Jink –
      That wasn't very clever.

    81. Juan says – reply to this


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      OMG i abs loved it lmao, your so damn creative, i enjoyed watching this

    82. rayn says – reply to this


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      haha! lol perez your such a dork! i love it!

    83. LkAtU says – reply to this


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      Are you saying you will still be a fat fuck in heaven? Stop being an attention whore and report on celebrity gossip. You've tried everything you can think of and now a failed attempt at film making.

    84. Dugan says – reply to this


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      I don't really understand the point of the video, but I do want to point out one egregious error. You cannot defibrillate (shock) someone who is in asystole (no pulse, flatline). The person has to be in V-Tach or V-Fib, which Perez is not in in the video. He is cleary flatlining, and yet the "doctor" continues to shock him. I suppose it's not the most important moment in the video, but if you're going to go through the effort of making a video, it should at least be accurate. I still love you, Perez.



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      Re: ANDY2 – damn!!why you come here and talk shit about him if you dont like that???

      just shut the fuck up shithole!!!

    86. kris says – reply to this


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      fucking brilliant!!
      brand whoring isn't selling out if your dream was to always sell out!! :D

      claps!



    87. 87

      PEREZ, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO PRETEND YOU HAVE DIED? THAT IS THE WORST THING TO DO TO YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FANS. I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU MADE THE VIDEO IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT I ASSUMED YOU WERE PRETENDING IT WAS A COMMERCIAL, IT WAS STRANGE TO DO THE VIDEO, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN.

    88. 2cent says – reply to this


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      Will some ugly douche with a big d*ck volunteer to be fatty's boyfriend? I think he has too much time on his hands because he's constantly blogging about himself which nobody wants to hear or see. Maybe a good lay will help him keep his attention on real celebrities instead of him self proclaiming himself as one.

    89. wtf p says – reply to this


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      Pleeez tell me the purpose of that? Nearly 4 minutes of my life I will NEVER get back! Thanks for nothin' Perez!!

    90. magge says – reply to this


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      Re: Brand – hahahah first of all…it would be EVEN IN HEAVEN…not EVEN IF HEAVEN…soo ya can't really make fun of him for spelling incorrectly…haha and why the hell do u come on here and waste your time if your not entertained?? people like you are soo HIGHlarious…

    91. good- says – reply to this


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      I had to stip it midway..it is just tooooooo stupid, considering it is your"vision"…maybe you should have your eyes checked..new glasses or lasik…just take care of your apparent problem, ya know, the infautation with Brit and all…well, it is not only disturbing, but old and slightly nauseating….to put it short, BOOORING…..been there, so blad Brit! Was that a run on sentence or what?!?! I guess I just want you to move the fuck on already, piggy!!

    92. magge says – reply to this


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      Re: ANDY2 – hahahahaahahaha you are the RIDICULOUS one…don't be sooo God damn uptight!! He doesn't think hes a god…its just for fun…and you coming on his site is just making it better for him?? sooo u make NO sense**

    93. Last says – reply to this


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      What the F*%K was that!

    94. nipas says – reply to this


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      this si SO DUMB!! pulezzzzzz!!! jeezz!!

    95. uBUG4 says – reply to this


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      THE PSYCHO REINCARNATION OF CHRIST HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE BY OTHER SICKOS LIKE JIM JONES AND HEAVEN'S GATE. YOU ARE SUCH A POSER. THE FACT THAT YOU ASPIRE TO BE A GOD, IS A CLEAR INDICATION OF YOUR MENTAL DERANGEMENT.
      :)-
      Those with deep-seated homosexual tendencies are usually unwilling to examine the emotional conflicts that "caused" this tendency. Most of these men had painful adolescent experiences of significant loneliness and sadness, felt insecure in their masculinity, and had a poor body image. There is a much higher prevalence of psychiatric illness in those who identify themselves as homosexuals. Unfortunately, their denial, defensiveness and anger block their openness to seek help with their emotional and behavioural weaknesses. Male effeminacy is a clear sign of serious affective immaturity, usually where they failed in their childhood to identify sufficiently with their fathers and other male peers.

    96. ohgod says – reply to this


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      1. You are not an artist…just a blogger.
      2. I want my 3 minutes back.

    97. Mark says – reply to this


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      You stupid moron. You are not relevant.

    98. domin says – reply to this


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      PEREZ! WTF….It was really good work, you guys did a cool lil' short. Why so grim? and then you want to be God?! you be buggin thats why I Love Perez.

    99. Mrs C says – reply to this


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      Perez, are you sure you are not British?
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    100. 100

      Haha, good job, perez!
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      And jink, wtf is McDolands?

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