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If You Are Easily Offended…

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Matthew Perry at the premiere of Frozen River, Tuesday in Los Angeles. He must be praying for a Friends reunion every day!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: July 23, 2008 at 4:45 pm

163 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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CJ says – reply to this

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1ST!!!!
ann says – reply to this

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firrrrrsssst?????
maddy says – reply to this

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i doubt i'm first, but what the heck.
ill give it a try.
tlag7 says – reply to this

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I love him!!
kelse says – reply to this

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Well, how cute.
EatMe says – reply to this

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FUCK OFF YOU AIDS RIDDED COKE ADDICTED FAG
FORKI says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE HE'S TOUCHING HIS DONG & HAPPY ABOUT IT
rita says – reply to this

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ew!
teaga says – reply to this

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first?
ali says – reply to this

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ahhaha!
ann says – reply to this

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wow.. congratss CJ =)
Ralpg says – reply to this

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First
mellm says – reply to this

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FIRST SLUTSS WOOO
Die says – reply to this

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Re: CJ –

Yup, 1st at being a total failure at life.
Julia says – reply to this

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Eww.
belle says – reply to this

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ykes
Beth says – reply to this

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first??
A says – reply to this

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no one cares i forgot all about him
Alexa says – reply to this

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2nd?
mutha says – reply to this

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first!!!!
Justi says – reply to this

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sad
kat says – reply to this

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FIRST FIRST FIRST!!!!!!! (i've been first 3 times in TWO days!!!)
hell yeah fuglies!
Rose says – reply to this

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STILL HOT !!
jta says – reply to this

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how old is he?? Yuck.
JA says – reply to this

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poor thing
SHUT UP PEREZ! we all kno he has THAT problem
I don says – reply to this

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I don't really get this one, he doesn't look bad, he's still making money off of Friends residuals, and he's not desperately seeking attention. Perez, I think you need to stop reaching so far for these. Theyre just getting shittier and shittier, just wait for something genuinely offensive. You really seem desperate for these.
kris says – reply to this

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haha
sarah says – reply to this

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ohhh he's NOT looking good
Britt says – reply to this

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ewww
k-Lee says – reply to this

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haha what happened to him
sue says – reply to this

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aren't they all, though??

prolly not - they all made a shit load of cash - no need for a comeback.
Saman says – reply to this

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First!!
HAM says – reply to this

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LOL He looks stoned!
rod says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
rabbi says – reply to this

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first
casspergirl says – reply to this

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NICE.
leeah says – reply to this

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1st ! fuck yeah
WeedaTeeta says – reply to this

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ew!
Adie says – reply to this

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I
KEvin says – reply to this

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`FIRST!
sara says – reply to this

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first
meme says – reply to this

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louie says – reply to this

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1st bitches!
Sheri says – reply to this

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first ever!
Nancy says – reply to this

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goofy smile
MOI says – reply to this

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HE'S HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously
CJ says – reply to this

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Re: Beth – u ain't first BITCH i was!
ann says – reply to this

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Is that grey hair?
punkylady says – reply to this

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first! poor guy
louie says – reply to this

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first!
jon says – reply to this

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First!!!!!!
Mathew looks fine, leave him alone.
inido says – reply to this

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:)
BILLIELIPS IN THE JUNGLE! says – reply to this

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I HATE WHEN YOU LINK SHIT! IF WE WERE EASILY OFFENDED…I DON'T THINK WE WOULD EVER GET ON YOU'RE SITE!
Randi says – reply to this

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Wow, he looks like hell now, and I thought he looked bad when he went on those pesky coke binges while filming "Friends"
SB says – reply to this

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He doesn't need to be hot anymore, he has made MILLIONS upon MILLIONS from being on biggest on one of the biggest TV shows of all time. He doesn't need a reunion, he just needs you to watch the reruns so he can get a check every month for the rest of his life. He's not even that gross-looking anyway.
Vin says – reply to this

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first!
CJ says – reply to this

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Re: ann – Thanks ann!!!
TwoGoofballs says – reply to this

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And Perez has NEVER taken a bad picture……….
heh says – reply to this

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heh? He looks alright. isn't he due to star in an upcoming hbo series?
LOZZ says – reply to this

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You Losers who diss him only WISH you had a 1/4 of what he has!!!
P.S- Perez- these peps who you "diss" are making you $$$$- thank them!!!
mimul says – reply to this

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He never needs to work again if does not want to.
So, why would he be praying for a reunion?
That fool is loaded w/cash.
The last couple of these 'offensive' ones have been really weak.
C'mon, that's offensive?
Find something real offensive.
romne says – reply to this

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ahh i love him! Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip should have never been canceled. People would rather watch shows like "Flavor of Love" or "tila tequila" Its sad how the nation has no interest in smart classy funny program!
vin says – reply to this

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first???!
Lola says – reply to this

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Oh come on! He looks cute!
Kel says – reply to this

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Oh… I like him… don't be mean:)
kj says – reply to this

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first
lydia says – reply to this

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haha, he has been battered with the ugly stick.
kimbo says – reply to this

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he looks like Jim Breuer!
CJ says – reply to this

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Re: Die – What a CUNT!!!! Don't Hate…! CJ..1ST!!!
Ty-ra says – reply to this

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so ugly!
Janessa J says – reply to this

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i still like matthew perry !!
Ty-ra says – reply to this

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so ugly
d says – reply to this

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perez your site has been slow as fuck today
slower than my shit
jenn says – reply to this

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again, not offensive
megan says – reply to this

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mmm hes hott
Julia says – reply to this

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He doesn't look thaaaat bad.
aweso says – reply to this

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love Matt Perry.
Ash says – reply to this

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Re: EatMe –

This idiot post made me lmao! Moron, go spread your hate elsewhere. FAIL!
xfileschick2004 says – reply to this

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Re: kat – maybe you need to get a life?
dumba says – reply to this

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At a million dollar an episode - no he's not.
me says – reply to this

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he doesnt look bad
matth says – reply to this

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awww pobrecita.
jizzz says – reply to this

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shiut the fuck up perez. i usually love everything you do but do NOT make fun of matthew perry. he is a great guyyyyyyy with no reason tfor you to make fun of him
so shut up stupid bitch, not cool
Mo says – reply to this

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I love Matt! Chandler Bing was my favorite! If he's praying for a reunion he isn't alone, I would love to see it happen!
CHELS says – reply to this

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QUIT HATING YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT…HE WILL LOOK BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL IN A MILLION YEARS ROTTING IN YOUR GRAVE YOU FUCKTARD
Atika the Know-It-All Bitch says – reply to this

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He looks like he has just rolled out of bed. GO WASH YOUR FACE FATSO!
barbara says – reply to this

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haha dont be jealous that he ended up making 1 mil per episode on friends. the whole main cast doesnt have to work if they dont want to with that shitload of money. so no matter what you do theyll always have more.
stone says – reply to this

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STONED! Exactly, whoever said that. Maybe him and Jennifer Anniston could do cameos in the next Harold & Kumar movie, they're both famous stoners! They could be toking up in Central Perk after it closes, which they've owned ever since Rachel stole Chandler away from Monica, or really because Monica kept wanting kids and a more meaningful life, when all Chandler wanted to do was smoke quality buds and bake delicious pastries all day. Anyway, it's years later, and they're married with a grow room and the coffee shop, their lives are awesome. One night they're kicking back after work, pulling massive bong loads, wiping up tables, and talking about what a shame it was that Phoebe stopped smoking when she found Jesus. Then Harold & Kumar could fall through the ceiling and, through a series of hilarious hijinks, reunite all the Friends through the power of marijuana and love. The inevitable showdown between Monica and Rachel would obviously involve bikini mud wrestling, but end happily when Monica's husband shows up and is the CEO of Neiman Marcus and tearfully says, "If it weren't for Rachel and Chandler, you would have never come to me, and we're perfect for each other, the universe loves us all. Besides, I'm richer and in better shape than him. Let's all go to Central Perk and smoke fat bong loads." And then they would. And Harold & Kumar could continue onward and upward.
liind says – reply to this

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still sexy
KJFJ says – reply to this

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He's great, everybody likes him.
cass says – reply to this

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haha…he's still rich so i bet he could careless of what he looks like!!!
eh says – reply to this

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omg that hair is shiteous.

i hate when middle age men get highlights. that is the most desperate, retarded shit ever.
silly says – reply to this

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Who cared in the first place? Friends was always a stupid show…Can I find an apt. like that in city?
Journ says – reply to this

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I've seen used tampons that look better than him
latim says – reply to this

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perez you got shit on in the LA times this morning.
LASS says – reply to this

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I love Matthew Perry… I don't see why this is in the "if you're easily offended" section.. Plus, for a man that age he is FINE!
Work it out, MP. Work it out.
joing says – reply to this

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i would love to actually be offended again i know its so mainstream know but what happened to the days of cisco adlers sagging balls c'mon guys gross us out
FUG says – reply to this

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Still fug. Always was, always will be. Worth millions???LMFAO Yeah right.
Padmasana says – reply to this

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He doesn't look so bad, but then, who really cares?
swair says – reply to this

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…Isn't he the most successful 'Friend'? Not at all sad. Or offensive, Perez.

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