Look At Those Lumps!

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Holy mom-to-be!

Asslee Simpson's bump seems to have gone from zero to sixty in a matter of days!

Pete Wentz's wife showed off her growing belly (and cha chas) on a girls' day out in L.A. on Wednesday.

Ass and a gal pal hit up the Coffee Bean and American Apparel in the Valley.

Big boobies look good on her!

[Image via Final Pixx.]

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 9:34 pm / Email this  »

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    1. VL says – reply to this


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      Looks like Kathi Griffin.

    2. VL says – reply to this


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      oh wow i was 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. madge says – reply to this


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      Please dont blog on Asshole simpson. She is annoying

    4. sarah says – reply to this


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      slutt whore fake
      idiot
      bad mother
      first

    5. andi says – reply to this


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      first

    6. shane says – reply to this


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      first

    7. njhj says – reply to this


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      She's TOO young to be having kids, what a follower!!!! and her kids dad is most likely a closet gay.

    8. iou says – reply to this


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      She is pretty and I love her very much.
      I have searched her p'rofile on a c'asual e'ncounter d'ating c'lub " c as ual see k . c om " . Seems she is seeking casual relationship.

    9. B says – reply to this


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      Ugh, not a fan of hers

    10. emo says – reply to this


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      HMMMM, I WONDER WHAT EMO BABY IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE.
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    11. twins says – reply to this


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      i had twins and i can tell you, that is a twin belly!!!

    12. jules says – reply to this


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      Sexy Mama show your NaNa's!!

    13. KAKA says – reply to this


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      DO YOU THINK THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE HORSE FACE PETE OR WITCH FACE ASHLEY???

      DO YOU THINK THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE HORSE FACE PETE OR WITCH FACE ASHLEY???

      DO YOU THINK THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE HORSE FACE PETE OR WITCH FACE ASHLEY???

      DO YOU THINK THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE HORSE FACE PETE OR WITCH FACE ASHLEY???

      DO YOU THINK THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE HORSE FACE PETE OR WITCH FACE ASHLEY???

      DO YOU THINK THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE HORSE FACE PETE OR WITCH FACE ASHLEY???

      DO YOU THINK THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE HORSE FACE PETE OR WITCH FACE ASHLEY???

    14. twins says – reply to this


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      you get big fast with twins. like she is.
      also, a girl her size would take a long time to show, especially with this being her first pregnancy. it's twins

    15. twins says – reply to this


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      she looks full term but she probably only 20-22 weeks with twins.

    16. stevi says – reply to this


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      She looks great! How can you call her a bad Mom? She hasn't even had the chance to be a mother yet!

    17. Poop says – reply to this


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      Seriously, she looks like she is preggo with twins considering she has a due date at the end of October. Didn't her Emo hubby slip up then deny it later??? I wonder????

    18. Jink says – reply to this


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      perez sits on his fatass all day and eats greasy popcorn
      he eats candy and pop and popcicles and goes to the SWEET FACTORY AND MCDOLANDS every damn day!!!!!!!!!! everytime his tub o' lard takes a step the whole house jiggles and the neighbors wake up.
      his poops are very large!!!! the size of boats.

    19. carme says – reply to this


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      don't call her ugly and defame her, you immature a-holes. She looks pg with twins to me, too. But her due date could be earlier than stated in the press.



    20. 20

      i hate her but she looks pretty pregnant.

    21. aj says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!
      eat my shit all you non-first bitches!

    22. Navy says – reply to this


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      TWINS! For a girl that was as tiny as she was, there is NO WAY in hell she is just carrying one baby with the due date set for October. With my last pregnancy I was due in late october and was pregnant with twins and i started getting big real fast, after I lost one of the babies, i started losing weight faster than i had put it on, In july of my pregnancy I was nowhere near being as big as she is now, and I have the same body frame she does… she should have a relatively small belly right now, thats just TOO big!



    23. 23

      HOLY BOOBIES! MAYBE SHE IS HAVING TWINS!!!



    24. 24

      as much as i find miss simpson annoying, and can't really understand why we care about her talentless ass… she really does look beautiful as a pregnant woman.

    25. Cute says – reply to this


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      As opposed to Angelina, this one is eating properly and making sure her priorities are the health of her new born, rather than "looking thin".

    26. kate says – reply to this


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      i cannot picture emo pete being a dad. awkward…



    27. 27

      wow she freaking exploded! i wonder if the baby is gonna come out wearing black eyeliner and doing a texas jig

    28. MGM says – reply to this


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      i cannot believe those are considered big boobs.



    29. 29

      No Hunny, big boobs look fiine on me
      xoxo.animal.

    30. wtf says – reply to this


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      QUESTION…
      Why is assley famous?? and why the fuck is PETE famous? he plays guitar in a band. Why is he more famous than the lead singer???? Is it cuz he's "hot" or something? Because he's probably the most unattractive thing i've ever looked at.

    31. Livii says – reply to this


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      Ooh!
      Omg She looks amazing and soo soo happy!

    32. sam says – reply to this


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      well, she's gorgeous

    33. julie says – reply to this


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      Pregnancy seems to suit her. She looks terrific!

    34. DblTr says – reply to this


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      Definitely twins. Why is her man hanging around with bi-curious Mayer a lot lately?

    35. lol says – reply to this


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      wow she's huge. Almost as big as Gwen Stefani

    36. GROW says – reply to this


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      Grow up Perez…..um…..she is pregnant. This is what has happened to women's bodies during pregnancy since the beginning. Get used to it.

    37. lq says – reply to this


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      the look kinda droopy/banana-ish to me.

    38. Stina says – reply to this


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      Saggy boobs? AND an ugly dress? Asslee Simpson's got it all.

    39. YES says – reply to this


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      Re: GROW – YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    40. EgoR says – reply to this


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      WOW! This is truly what pregnant women should look like! She must be keeping in shape with some exercise or something! She looks A M A Z I N G and SOOOO H A P P Y!

    41. all d says – reply to this


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      Nice! I could suck on those tits for a long, long time…..

    42. USuck says – reply to this


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      Cha chas? What are you, 12? Fucktard.
      Pete spurt on your chin or something?

    43. Terry says – reply to this


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      What is this fascination with pregnant women and their babies lately? I swear to god, I read this magazine and that's pretty much all it was about.. all these celebs and their babies or baby bumps! Truly a baby boom in hollywood! THEY JUST KEEP POPPING THEM OUT!

      And as a side note, Ashlee looks very good as a pregnant lady.

    44. Undec says – reply to this


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      I actually love Ashlee and Pete - I think they will both be great parents.

      That said, Im curious as to how Ashlee is keeping her hair that unnatural shade of red while she is pregnant considering pregnant women are not supposed to dye their hair. That concerns me slightly…..



    45. 45

      beautiful!thanks for posting ashlee simpson perez..

    46. peek says – reply to this


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      i think she looks normal for her stage of pregnancy, or is it just me? it's almost the end of july… so 7 months seems about right to me! at nine months i was so damn huge, it was unreal!!! maybe she's having a boy!

    47. kim r says – reply to this


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      ROTFLMFAO @ "i wonder if the baby is gonna come out wearing black eyeliner and doing a texas jig"

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

      & Yes she's having twins.

    48. EZ says – reply to this


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      I bet John Edwards is glad you didn't show a picture of his girlfriend when she was pregnant.



    49. 49

      she looks really cute. i'm thinking, though, her baby has no chance to be cute. but i guess 2 uglies usually make cute babies

    50. ASSLE says – reply to this


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      THE BITCH FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING SHE ACTUALLY HAS A TALENT FOR:

      SHOPPING AND MAKING BABIES.

      SHE BELONGS IN A TRAILER WITH BUBBA.



    51. 51

      Holy crap! When is she due? I'm thinking triplets!



    52. 52

      Re: twins
      you think so? i had twins, too, and i don't see it. it doesn't look wide enough

    53. geez says – reply to this


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      Re: Undec – Let them dye their hair if they want to! they already look like fucking fat whales pregnant!

    54. ali says – reply to this


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      go to www.reactin.com.au!!!!!!!!!!

      she must be having twins

    55. kate says – reply to this


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      I agree njhj she is WAY TOO young to think about having kids. And way too immature. Her and pete were married -2 months when she got knocked up. Just admit your mistake and quit smiling about it.

    56. CHINY says – reply to this


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      HER CHIN LEADS THE WAY.
      she looks old . like a 40 year old .
      bluuuugh

    57. saggy says – reply to this


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      saggy breasts and i hope she stopped snorting coke now .

    58. talk says – reply to this


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      what a GLEAMING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! Why not smile? I would be happy and proud too with my first child! You are so damn jealous, better get yourself in check!



    59. 59

      I cant wait to see the little one!!! I think she'll make a great mommy!! Theres nothin wrong with havin kids at a young age. We now have women in their 40's doin it.

    60. anagr says – reply to this


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      OHH!!
      SHE LOOKS SO CUTE!!
      :DDD

    61. Josie says – reply to this


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      i seriously cannot believe all those commenters when they said she looks good or pretty…yeesh! just look at her nasty hair!

      i think its funny that her baby won't look like her at all considering she had a new face made for herself.



    62. 62

      she got biggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think she looks great!!!!



    63. 63

      preggers but still gorg. redheads unite xoxo

    64. Loli says – reply to this


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      damn, she looks REALLY pregnant
      ready-to-pop preggo, but i know she
      isn't.

    65. taco says – reply to this


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      never would i ever believe this is the first of the simpson sisters to become pregnant! I really thought jessica was going to have kids with nick! he wanted them and apparently she didnt. oh well.. i guess she didnt think the marriage would last long. Ashlee whatever you do, DO NOT put your life on a reality show- destined for failure (the relationship that is).
      Jessica seems like a mess these days and so unhappy. i feel bad it didnt work out with her and nick! its such a shame. but not everyone wants kids, maybe being an aunt would suffice for a while.

    66. grus says – reply to this


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      She still looks like fake with that red hair. I am sure that she thinks she is an artist and is all intense…or something. Who cares there are millions of other women out there that are having kids. It doesn't take rocket science. And she is shopping with all the money that she got from ripping off her fans. And did I mention she has no talent.

    67. robin says – reply to this


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      She is not pregnant with twins. Ashlee is just further along than she and Pete and this baby will probably come in September or October.



    68. 68

      Well thats what happens when u hit the mid 20's (weeks) mark..shes 3 weeks ahead of me (by due date) and my stomach just started protuding a few days ago outta the blue



    69. 69

      Re: twins – or maybe shes just looks normal for being 7 months, which she does, that does NOT look like a full term belly



    70. 70

      What's her assroid count up to?



    71. 71

      Peerez….No one is saying you have to like her, but, she is (according to you!) your business partner's wife..Have some respect..

    72. lala says – reply to this


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      Asshole needs a bra, her titties are falling fast down to her knees and we all know the havoc pregnancy does on ones tits. Pancakes do not look pretty on a womens chest. You should lend her one of your bras Perez seeing your manboobs were surgically remove by Dr. Ray.



    73. 73

      god she looks big!!

    74. Regin says – reply to this


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      I freaking hate her. She's such an annoying fake poser. I was flipping through my music video channels today and her song "Out of My Head" was on and it was the most irratating video I've ever seen! She was trying to be like Cindi Lauper mixed with Gwen Stefani. I'm sorry, but it was pathetic.

    75. a says – reply to this


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      big boobies look better in bras.

    76. Cleon says – reply to this


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      Re: MGM – Lol. I totally thought the same thing. They're average, at best. I'd hardly consider them "big".

    77. alexi says – reply to this


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      I hate her style. She looks like a house in that dress. It actually reminds me of an ugly old bed comforter.

    78. DALE says – reply to this


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      I didn't realize that you can pregnant having anal.

    79. Tara says – reply to this


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      Isn't this the bitch who told a fan to kiss her feet at a toronto mcdonald's? oh yeah it was dumb bitch!

    80. Unbel says – reply to this


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      Wow…I was reading comments here out of sheer boredom and there are some MISERABLE, unhappy people here!! I am by no means an Ashley or Pete fan but being a decent person who believes in KARMA I wish them all the best…to all the sad sad haters….life is short..find something real and intelligent to say or don't say anything at all.

    81. mya says – reply to this


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      She's either having twins or she's having a boy, and i've never been a fan of hers either but she looks terrific!!!!!

    82. bobit says – reply to this


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      Are you a good WITCH, or a bad WITCH???

    83. Hotpi says – reply to this


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      She is so cute pregnant! Girl picked a cutie to get knocked up by. I like her better now!

    84. aje. says – reply to this


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      Ewww, she looks like a Ginger in this photo. Gross.

    85. megan says – reply to this


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      i'm wondering if shes having twins. i'm 7 1/2 months and i'm not nearly that big.

    86. yup says – reply to this


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      Re: Unbel – AMEN! seriously…if u guys don't like certain people or hate them so much…then why waste your time leaving comments on how much you hate that person!

    87. megan says – reply to this


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      damn I'm due Oct 9th and she is waaay bigger than me. She needs to be going to more yoga classes.

    88. megan says – reply to this


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      Re: megan – how cute. we have the same name and i'm due oct 6th with a boy!

    89. Linda says – reply to this


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      Would you look at the size of THAT RING on her finger…wow!!!!!



    90. 90

      i hate her, but on that pic she looks pretty

    91. jo-d says – reply to this


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      what's up with the tent-like muu muus? With normal clothes on, she doesn't look as prego. Somebody's stylist needs to be fired. Or divorced.

    92. JoAnn says – reply to this


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      That is some size bump she has now. It could be twins but every bump is different! I am pregnant the now (2 days overdue to be honest!) and I am having a small baby yet my bump is massive. I look like I have a toddler up my jumper. I guess we'll find out when she pops in October.

    93. PA says – reply to this


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      Duh, Perez. She's a Simpson. Of course big boobs look good on her!

    94. Mixed says – reply to this


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      Luv Ashlee, She Looks So Cute. Can't Wait To See There Baby And You Know It's Gonna Be Cute Cuz Pete's Hot

    95. Emmi says – reply to this


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      I don't know what all your problems with Ash are. She's a sweet girl with a sweet husband who's having a baby…
      But I do admit, it does look like she's having twins, but either way, she and Pete will cope. She looks so happy and carefree, and she doesn't need haters on her back about her life, her husbands life or anything stupid like how she looks, acts, dresses or who she decided to marry.



    96. 96

      Aww she looks fantastic!!

    97. becky says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't put it past this nobody that she's enhanced her belly! I mean: Are you kidding!?? Plus she is FLABBY! Look at that hanging skin! She wants to have one of those tight, basketball bellies, and it will NEVER happen with her! FLABBO! Hit the gym once in a while. What an idiot.

    98. g says – reply to this


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      her boobs just look saggy…wear a good bra!

    99. Just says – reply to this


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      Somebody should tell that young lady that hair dye and pregnancy do not mix.
      She could be harming the baby using dye at this time.
      Why has no one commented on that here???

    100. Aubre says – reply to this


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      i love ASHLEE to death !

      the cutest girl i've ever know ! xxx

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