Look At Those Lumps!

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Holy mom-to-be!

Asslee Simpson's bump seems to have gone from zero to sixty in a matter of days!

Pete Wentz's wife showed off her growing belly (and cha chas) on a girls' day out in L.A. on Wednesday.

Ass and a gal pal hit up the Coffee Bean and American Apparel in the Valley.

Big boobies look good on her!

[Image via Final Pixx.]

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 9:34 pm / Email this  »

    133 comments to “Look At Those Lumps!”

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    1. Jesus says – reply to this


      101

      She is as big as a house!



    2. 102

      firstly to those who've commented already…how do you know she's a bad mother, what an ignorant thing to say considering she doesnt have any kids yet.
      and, is it possible she's having twins, she's pretty big…when's she due..

    3. caroa says – reply to this


      103

      Yeah, but the hasty marriage and coy refusal to confirm the pregnancy until after the nuptials doesn't erase the FACT that this baby was conceived out of wedlock.

      Good luck with the image rehab. She's still a lip-synching pseudo-celebrity.

    4. Jane says – reply to this


      104

      Is she having twins?

    5. yourm says – reply to this


      105

      any of you brainacks ever thing maybe she's due sooner then October.

    6. AJ says – reply to this


      106

      Her baby will probably have three heads since she is a product of the Simpson family. Her husband looks like a rat.

      Don't forget all good comments about Asshole and Chestica are put here by paid Joe Simpson employees. I know, I used to be one until he forgot to pay us.

    7. Alexi says – reply to this


      107

      DAMN! She's either having twins or is much further along than she says.
      I'm due in 2 weeks and she's bigger than I am!

    8. KAY says – reply to this


      108

      No offense to all the preggro ladies out there but why do pregnant women like her insist on not wearing a bra??

    9. !!!!! says – reply to this


      109

      Who fucking cares? I can't believe this bitch actually seems BETTER than her sister now. But it's because she doesn't DO a damn thing anymore hahaha

    10. sam says – reply to this


      110

      shes glowing and looks soo pretty! im extremely happy for her! wish Jess was this happy.

    11. asswi says – reply to this


      111

      i noticed on tv once after amy winehouse won all her awards,
      the next clip assly did was a full on copy of how amy stands and sings.
      asswipe just copies any other femail any way she can to try and make herself look good.
      yes, i too hope she is off the coke for the babys sake.
      coke and unborn babys are not a good combo.
      cokehead central. wonder who's chin and nose the baby will have .

    12. surpr says – reply to this


      112

      here is a surprise ,
      i dont like her because she has no talent, she cant sing or lie her way out of
      a faked tape mishap…..only by doing a barn dance jig!!!!!!!! and saying she had heartburn.what a liar, she was trying to mime on tv and put the wrong tape on and then blamed her band ………she lied and lied and no one believed her. here is another surprise, her sister can't sing either .
      her winey voice makes my dog howl.
      nick was lucky to get out . wentz is not so lucky.

    13. brian says – reply to this


      113

      perez babe honey didnt she deny that she was a prego bride or did i just imagine that shes

    14. jerks says – reply to this


      114

      oh please, you people obviously have neverbeen prggo before! she's not that big. wait until she gets 9 months, THEN she'll be huge!

    15. Kaye says – reply to this


      115

      Wow I'm due the first week of October with my first and she is already bigger then me - she HAS to be having twins.

    16. Kaye says – reply to this


      116

      Re: Just – Actually that was proven to be a myth. Ask any OB - you can dye your hair at any stage of pregnancy, there aren't enough chemicals to do anything to the baby.

    17. Dedra says – reply to this


      117

      Where is her UGLY head band?? Isn't that what keeps her brain together???

    18. cryst says – reply to this


      118

      Use an enviro friendly bag already

    19. douch says – reply to this


      119

      Are you a fraud? Well, you are but, to be more specific, you say you're gay, you look, act and talk gay, but you say non queer stuff like this about women??!! Fraud. You are all over the board and so UNREAL its ridiculous.

    20. jann8 says – reply to this


      120

      i guess shes not used to having tits? its called a bra, strap those saggers in, the rest of us do

    21. bianc says – reply to this


      121

      shes an ugly skank

    22. Lulu says – reply to this


      122

      They'd look better if she were wearing a bra.

    23. Sammy says – reply to this


      123

      Twins for sure!

    24. Laure says – reply to this


      124

      tbh
      i dont like ashlee at all, and i didnt like the idea of my hero,the bass player of the band i have been listening to since evening out with your girlfriend, pete wentz, but then i realized that if it makes him happy whatever
      congratulations on the baby to both of them.
      but ngl i still call her
      Trashlee Skankson.
      :)

    25. megan says – reply to this


      125

      Re: megan – that's so cool. Congrats. I'm having a girl.

    26. SKB says – reply to this


      126

      Do you always have to be so crass about breasts?

    27. willo says – reply to this


      127

      what the fuck? she's pregnant!?

    28. Bras says – reply to this


      128

      Whatsup with the saggy boobers… A bra would do her good.

    29. Nikki says – reply to this


      129

      Girlfriend has so been keeping this quiet, how appropriately timed was that wedding! I'm sure Poppa Joe had something to do with that…

      P.S Perez you missed the little baby icon you usually draw on bumps.

    30. Ashle says – reply to this


      130

      Ashlees ALWAYS had really big boobies…

    31. T-MAC says – reply to this


      131

      GET A TUMMY TUCK- UR GONNA NEED IT AND U YOU CAN AFFORD IT

    32. Mandi says – reply to this


      132

      Re: KAKA
      Haha you didn't even spell her name right.
      Dude people need lives on here.



    33. 133

      Umm.
      When did she announce she was preggie?
      In April?
      She looks nine months already.
      Is she due in December?
      I think it's twins

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