Such A Tease

Filed under: Megan Fox

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Your first taste of Jennifer's Body.

Yes, those are Megan Fox's lips.

Juicy!

The movie, written by Juno scribe Diablo Cody, will be released next year.

Great poster!

In the film, Foxy Megan plays a cheerleader possessed by a demon that starts feeding off the boys in a small Minnesota farming town.

Her "plain Jane" best friend must stop her and go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

Sounds like it could be terribly fun…or just plain terrible!

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 10:51 pm / Email this  »

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    1. OmGuS says – reply to this


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      sounds like shit!

    2. OmgUs says – reply to this


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      oh yeh first!!!!

    3. Lisa says – reply to this


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      That sounds awful.

    4. mandu says – reply to this


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      FIRST; I LOVE YOU PEREZITO

    5. fd says – reply to this


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      1st

    6. Juan says – reply to this


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      damnnn not even showin her body, she looks hot as fuck lmfao

    7. t says – reply to this


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      cool

    8. may says – reply to this


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      she can't even ACT
      she's OVERRATED!!!!!
      Obama 08' bitcheszzz

    9. d says – reply to this


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      looks very much like the True Blood ad for HBO

    10. L says – reply to this


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      nice buck teeth

    11. Breen says – reply to this


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      This sounds really bad. I won't be seeing it.

    12. Kevin says – reply to this


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      That sounds like the stupidest fucking movie ever.

    13. amand says – reply to this


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      angelina jolie has an exact picture of that, where she's looking to the side, her arms are crossed over her chest and she's wearing a black turtule neck…



    14. 14

      I LOVE DIABLO CODY!!!!! SHE ROCKS AND HER VISION FOR FILMS IS MORE THAN A MOVIE SHE CREATES ART!!!!!!!

    15. Maria says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      Find us some good John Edwards dirt. Who Care's about these worthless
      idiots. I want to know more about Edwards and his phony bullshit
      live.

      Thanks, Perez.

    16. Tony says – reply to this


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      Consfused…thought this was the teaser for the new Alan Ball HBO series, "True Blood"???



    17. 17

      her lips look a bit unnatural.. i love it though! and i love u perezzzzzzz!!!!!!

    18. J says – reply to this


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      her face looks obese!

    19. drag says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY
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    20. Mello says – reply to this


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      This movie is named after a Courtney Love/ Hole song about the same thing called "Jennifer's Body." Courtney is getting paid.

    21. Hanna says – reply to this


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      Sounds like Queen of the Dammed and twilight mixed into each other. They both have Rock Band's music that lures vampires.

    22. joooe says – reply to this


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      Ewww megan fox? The only roles she will ever get are ones like these. She is a terrible actor and looks like a drag queen.
      white trash bitch!

    23. kim says – reply to this


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      sounds like a terrible movie

    24. Bob says – reply to this


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      I've read the script, and it's absolutely terrible!!!

    25. LIAAA says – reply to this


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      THIS IS SUCHA COPY OF ESCAPE THE FATES DYING IS YOUR LATEST FASHION ALBUM COVER!

    26. LIA says – reply to this


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      SUCHA COPY OF ESCAPE THE FATES DYING IS YOUR LATEST FASHION ALBUM COVER

    27. Ellio says – reply to this


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      Diablo Cody is THE most overrated writer of this year.
      Juno was terrible and this sound horrendous!
      I will not bother seeing this movie

    28. Vida says – reply to this


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      This picture is a total COPY of Angelina Jolie's picture taken by Martin Schoeller in 2003!!!!!!! This chick is such a wannabe!!!!!!!! Come up with something original next time!

    29. tiffa says – reply to this


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      Re: paulina – her lips ARE unnatural.. she got lip injections AND a nose job. she looks fake as hell now.



    30. 30

      Oooo I LUV Diablo Cody's writing! Can't Wait!! : D

    31. tahn says – reply to this


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      sounds…RETARDED

    32. FUG says – reply to this


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      PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO THEATERS.
      IT'S PROBABLY GONNA MAKE LIKE TWO CENTS

    33. mya says – reply to this


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      THIS MOVIE SOUNDS HORRIBLE!!!JUST BY READING IT,IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOX OFFICE FLOP!!!BUT MEGAN FOX IS FUCKING HOT!NOT A VERY GOOD ACTRESS THOUGH,BUT HOT!SO GET OVER URSELVES JEALOUS BITCHES!

    34. BORIN says – reply to this


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      SOUNDS BORING AND STRAIGHT TO DVD.

    35. Cynth says – reply to this


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      NOBODY CARES
      Megan = Waste of space!
      Trying hard, 2nd Rate Copycat!

    36. tink says – reply to this


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      umm wow okay really megan, stop trying to be like angelina, u cant act ur face is friggin plastic and ur completely unoriginal. also u have no body ur flat chested no ass and U CANNOT ACT!!! theres a reason ur not in tabloids or magazines, no gives a shit about u this movies gonna flop, go make a porn flip caus eu look like a frigging pornstar..loser!!

    37. erika says – reply to this


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      megan fox = angelina jr.

    38. sarah says – reply to this


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      She IS overrated. She doesn't look very naturally pretty, but anyways, that's Hollywood.



    39. 39

      Sounds like I'm paying 10 bucks to see it

    40. nvbnv says – reply to this


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      I think it sounds like a good movie. And yes Megan is copying everything from Angie the lips for one, (don't believe me? rent the fast and the furious movie it doesn"t even look like her, Megan's lips are fake) to the tats and style etc…

    41. jamie says – reply to this


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      Why does everyone say she's trying to be like Jolie? Cause she has a tattoo on her back? She's nothing like her. Blame the director of the movie for this poster, not her. Dumbshits. She's way better than Jolie anyway, and much hotter.



    42. 42

      Sounds ridiculious!!!

    43. Abort says – reply to this


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      Jennifer's Body is the name of a song by Hole.

    44. lionc says – reply to this


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      This is PLAIN TERRIBLE !

    45. alexi says – reply to this


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      Sounds retarded. Also I never noticed what a set of rabbit teeth she has! LMFAO

    46. hmm says – reply to this


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      Re: Abort – interesting.

    47. david says – reply to this


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      Diablo Cody is a leach! First Juno ripped off some asian movie and now this one ripping off Ginger Snaps!

    48. dates says – reply to this


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      seriously, they're trying to push Megan Fox to be the next Angelina Jolie badass but she'll never live up to Angelina's reputation.

    49. J says – reply to this


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      It's nice to see that she wants to expand the genre of movies she's in but yeah, that sounds way too graphic for me to see. I remember seeing a CSI episode where a cheerleader got high on drugs and ate out another cheerleader's stomach. Icky.

    50. Danie says – reply to this


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      yah, this pic is just like the HBO one. So is this poster a play off of her recent fling with Lord Toph? It wouldn't surprise me with the whole blood thing going on. Sexxy!

    51. EM J says – reply to this


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      they filmed this at my high school in canada.. Cariboo hill secondary school! me and my friends skipped school to watch them film at a park near my school ! megan fox offerred to sign autographs at our school and our retarded principal rejected the offer.. fucken cunt! plus my house is in the movie so wooooohoo!

    52. Missy says – reply to this


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      Megan Fox will never be Angelina Jolie. Ever.



    53. 53

      the poster looks shitty and megan fox doesn't have such lips at all

    54. goly says – reply to this


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      ..well i still think angelina looks hotter…
      ..but megan iz not that bad..
      ..they kind of look a like..

    55. njkhj says – reply to this


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      Re: cutezombiefromouterspaceblah – Um her lips are beautiful, they don't have to be humungous.



    56. 56

      HOT!

    57. Sim says – reply to this


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      Re: LIAAA – I LOVE Escape The Fate.

    58. fuckf says – reply to this


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      i was watching hope and faith today and realized megan fox played the daughter…she looked sooooo different,so wholesome

    59. Jon says – reply to this


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      Megan Fox is HOT!! She is sooo lucky to be marrying Brian Austin Green, he is so dreamy… Movie sounds good she is the next IT GIRL!

    60. jcat says – reply to this


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      yeah, she irk's me.

    61. chika says – reply to this


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      i love it!!

    62. archi says – reply to this


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      really? Diablo Cody wrote this premise? Hmmmmmmmm…. Well, after JUNO she can write a test pattern signl and I'd still go see it, so maybe this is a mockup of bmovie horror stuff.

    63. Shann says – reply to this


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      Those lips are huge…and bloated.

    64. Shann says – reply to this


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      Those lips are huge…and bloated.

    65. Shann says – reply to this


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      Those lips are huge…and bloated.

    66. Shann says – reply to this


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      Those lips are huge…and bloated.

    67. Shari says – reply to this


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      It seems to me that this movie was created just to show Megan making out with some guys:/

    68. jenn says – reply to this


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      she was hot before she inflated her lips, naturally beautiful. now she looks plastic pretty. thin lips are OK megan!

    69. Elise says – reply to this


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      I HAVE A QUESTION:
      Do you believe this film was named after Hole's song "Jennifer's Body"???????? I'm quite sure about that because the director is huge a Hole fan I think.

      "The pieces of Jennifer's body
      The pieces of Jennifer's bodyyyy
      Just relax, just relax
      Just go to sleep….."

    70. AllNi says – reply to this


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      Yeah right they're her lips. This pic is airbrushed within an inch of it's life and Megan Fox's lips aren't her own, it's pretty clear she gets collagen implants. She's an Angelina Jolie wannabe and to have had so much surgery done when she's only 21 is just plain wrong. I thought she was beautiful before she started with the surgery now she just looks like a plastic slutty goth Barbie

    71. sandr says – reply to this


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      ohh please, megan fox is the worst, why did she copy everything of angelina? angelina is the best actress and really sexy, but megan it´s just a bad copy.



    72. 72

      Are you sure that's a picture of Megan Fox, or just a digital painting of her? If it's a photo then it's been airbrushed over completely.

    73. NG says – reply to this


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      Meagan fox is hot in her own right I don't think she is trying to be like angelina jolie,, its the directors decision to choose this promotional cover… she gots the bloody lip going on,yeah! he chooses what goes on. Maybe he did it to be controvertial, meagans fault I think not! Different from angelina she may not be a good actress but she does her thing… I mean at least she tries.right? and she's not just a waste of space like kim k, lilo, and yes. Avril! Anyways kisses to all u bloodsucking cumwhores!

    74. realY says – reply to this


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      this is the chick who had to gain weight for this

      she will regret it

    75. Linn says – reply to this


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      If the movie's from Diablo Cody (who won a well deserved Oscar, remember?) it must be very lovable.
      Love the poster.

    76. bitch says – reply to this


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      Re: Linn – Well deserved oscar my ass. Cody is so over-rated and sucked a lot of dick to get that piece of crap Juno filmed.

    77. Ty says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez… What do you know about Pete and/or Fall Out Boy being in this movie? I heard Pete saying something about being in a Diablo Cody movie and this seems like it fits what I had heard him saying…

    78. sarah says – reply to this


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      If it has Megan Fox then I'll watch it!



    79. 79

      Anyone with the name Diablo, sounds alittle evil to me… Mmmmm cant quite put my finger on it.

    80. jimen says – reply to this


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      the argument sounds just of kind the kind of Robert Rodriguez's "The Faculty" but with another elements like VAMPIRES because "vampires are hot" now, duh
      Diablo Cody is "trendy" (though to me, Juno was soooo prudish!!)
      boys like Megan Fox and vampire video games so they're filling the cinema seats… they don't need to produce anything challenging to attract some easy audiences.
      that's the only reason to produce such a waste like this: MONEY.

    81. MiSs says – reply to this


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      If the poster is already this horrible, the movie must be worse!!!!!!!

    82. aneur says – reply to this


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      nice rabbit teeth. whwhwhwhats up doc!

    83. liz says – reply to this


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      until she chooses a role that actually has character and is a challenge for her pretty little face, she won't have much in her future than teenaged geared cinema.

      she has yet proven herself to be an actress, and the one movie she will be the star of sounds like such a dissappointment.

      enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, megan fox.

    84. dummy says – reply to this


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      Re: Farm girl wants it bad
      maybe because it means demon you idiot..

      hahaha, you "can't quite put your finger on it"…

    85. natal says – reply to this


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      ugh I didn't realize her teeth were ugly. I was paying attention to everything else. A hottie like her needs dental rehab stat–buck teeth are never sexy

    86. ali says – reply to this


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      Great, another Crappy "whore" movie. Here is one person who will Not fork over my hard earned cash to watch this horrible creation.

    87. Joe says – reply to this


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      finally something original and not a fucking remake. i'll be seeing this. sounds like an episode of buffy or something.

    88. VEE says – reply to this


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      MEGAN FOX is so much hotter then Angelina

    89. kay says – reply to this


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      HAHAH.. SHE HAS CHICLETS!!!

    90. Suzi says – reply to this


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      Hrm…sounds suspiciously like the movie "Black Roses". A popular metal band comes to a small town and turns people into demons that kill their parents.

    91. sara says – reply to this


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      wtf?? ok…

    92. Fauve says – reply to this


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      Megan Fox is hot.

    93. MAMEL says – reply to this


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      Courtney's (cherry kookoo's) song:

      "I know it, I can feel it
      Well, I know it enough to believe it
      And I know it, I can't see it
      But I know it enough to believe it
      Bitter you, bitter me
      My better half has bitten me
      Bitter you, bitter me
      Sleeping with my enemy
      Myself
      Myself
      The pieces of Jennifer's body
      Found pieces of Jennifer's body
      Found pieces of Jennifer's body
      Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep
      Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep

      You're hungry, but I'm starving
      He cuts you down from the tree
      He keeps you in a box by the bed
      Alive, but just barely
      He said, "I'm your lover, I'm your friend"
      I'm pure and he hits me again
      With a bullet, number one, kill the family, save the son
      Himself
      Himself
      The pieces of Jennifer's body
      Found pieces of Jennifer's body
      Found pieces of Jennifer's body
      Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep
      Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep"

    94. Xena says – reply to this


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      I hope they use the Hole song in the soundtrack.

    95. alie says – reply to this


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      the plot sounds a lot like the movie "ginger snaps"…..

    96. Julie says – reply to this


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      I just can't stand Megan Fox!! She's a terrible Angelina-Wannabe and she wont ever come close to Angie!!! Never!! Go and find another character you can tranform into.. perhaps your own!????!!
      I hate the comparasions to Angelina, because Megan is not looking like her (Angie is beautiful, Megan just tries to look like her, but shes boring), she can't act and she not an interesting person..

    97. KrisM says – reply to this


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      this sounds just like an 80's movie like the one Jim Carrey starred in.

    98. Lara says – reply to this


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      Yep, that's it. Hollywood, keep putting out the NONSENSE about demons and "Satan," keep scaring folks into believing there's a DEVIL, keep convincing the idiotic masses that this garbage exists. Keep portraying women as blood-loving whores.
      Will people actually go and see this?
      Sounds like CRAP to me.

    99. maclu says – reply to this


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      she is so hot!!! better than the original angelina, you know, the tranny who went from heroine addict to un ambassador to mother of six?

    100. ANGEL says – reply to this


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      THIS BITCH IS SO PATHETIC!

      I'ts SO obvious she wants to be ANGELINA. But she is way too HILLBILLY to be angie
      And her nose looks funny bad photoshop? or just bad nose job?

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