This Doesn't Get Old
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Cristiano Ronaldo
Another day, more shirtless pics of Crissy!
Cristiano Ronaldo soaks up the yummy cancerous California rays poolside at his ritzy Los Angeles hotel.
He's still here.
And he won't be happy until his skin is the texture of leather!
[Images via National Photo Group.]
Posted: July 23, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Good LORD he's SUN BAKED…….
Skin cancer, HERE I COME!
love his bottom!
FIRST SHEXY
HAWT!!!!
I LOVE his ass!!
The sexy back award goes to "Cristiano Ronaldo"
I would fuck this man to oblivion
Enjoy ogling him while you can, P-rez! In a couple of years he's gonna look like he's 105 years old! Yuck!
he will have skin cancer by next year for sure
Ouch! Just looking at his tan hurts!!! I'm sick of this guy already, I don't think he's all that….
He looks nasty now and hates AIDS riddled coke fiend fags, so you have no chance tubby
ZEZZY
Damn!
he is sooo hot!!!
first!
STOP FUCKING POSTING PICTURES OF THIS SHITHEAD, NO ONE CARES!
great..soon we can make a handbag..or a small suitcase out of him and the hulks leather skin
HOT
gosh, i love him, but cris, please, stop!
you are in no need of D vitamin
LOOKS LIKE HE WAS IN THE OVEN FOR ABOUT A MONTH
LOOKS LIKE HE WAS IN THE OVEN FOR ABOUT A MONTH
LOOKS LIKE HE WAS IN THE OVEN FOR ABOUT A MONTH
First!
I beg to differ, this got old the first time you posted pics. He is a butterface!
Enough RONALDO posts already!!!
jeez
He ain't no dimestore phony when it come to hotness mang.
first!!!! ronaldo is fit!
ANYONE WHO TALKS CRAP ABOUT HIM YA JUST HATING CUZ HE IS SOO FINE!!!
Damn…he looks edible. Is he gay?
perez sits on his fatass all day and eats greasy popcorn
he eats candy and pop and popcicles and goes to the SWEET FACTORY AND MCDOLANDS every damn day!!!!!!!!!! everytime his tub o' lard takes a step the whole house jiggles and the neighbors wake up.
his poops are very large!!!! the size of boats.
that cancerous tan is a major turnoff :[
Perez all these pics of him are WAY 2 Much
uggh… so hott, even if his skin is turning to strange colors
do you know how leathery is skin is going to be if he keeps tanning like that?
He'll be one of those crispy old dudes in the florida retirement parks. EW.
He looks like a baked turkey … this is NOT a hot tan.
perez, no one knows who the fuck this burnt guy is. stop posting this shit you fag.
he needs some sunblock asap.
Wooo way too taned !!!
Jink get a life please if you hate Perez soo much stay off his site create your own don't hate if you can't do it yourself
FIRST ALWAYS!!
(why do i always get first?) lol
OMG PEOPLE CHILL , That is His NATURAL SKIN,
Cuz He is Portuguese , Duh.. All Portuguese Skin are Naturally Like that.
Re: A – perez sits on his fatass all day and eats greasy popcorn
he eats candy and pop and popcicles and goes to the SWEET FACTORY AND MCDOLANDS every damn day!!!!!!!!!! everytime his tub o' lard takes a step the whole house jiggles and the neighbors wake up.
his poops are very large!!!! the size of boats.
omg plz pl zpl plzplz p come to miami……………orgasmmmm
GROSS!!!!!! EWWWW TANNESS IS NASTY!!!!
HE IS SO HOT BUT, I AM DONE WITH HIM!!
Nice body but too much sun really !
omg, stop tanning! this is kind of getting gross…
plus, hello? skin cancer much?
This doesn't get old??? Um…actually it does…
PEREZ DON'T EVEN TRY
YOU'RE TOO FAT AND YOU COULD NEVER GET A GUY
HEY THAT RHYMED!!!!
LALALALA BHYMED!!!!
STOP LUSTIN PEREZ!!!! lol!
He is so ugly.
omg i cannot handle
I think Perez is in heat.
SOMEONE IS TURNING IN TO A STALKER!!!! OBSESSED MUCH PEREZ! LOL
Seriously!!! When is the guy going home? I'm tired of him.
ewww what the fudge looks like a burnt piece of TOAST
wow… he must really want skin cancer.
he's really tan
kinda weird…fisho..
ERM…NO Perez..it DOES indeed get old
I want to bite that ass
do you suppose his ass is actual human skin color? or does he nude tan/sun bathe?
I WOULD!!!!
I wouldnt be he friend after wards tho
he went to italy with his ex girlfriend, nereida and they always hang out at the beach and get a tan, PEREZ. i thought you were a gossiper. how come you dont know this?
Oh god Ronaldo! He's such a hottie he shouldn't bake in the sun, until his skin turns to leather!
Why the fuck is he humping the edge of the pool in the first one??
Stop showing this dude. He is a creepy slimeball! ewww!
wow….he's def. tan, and def. hot, but hes kind of an asshole
I'm sorry, but he looks disgusting! Sleezy and leathery. Gross combo.
ok he is seriously going to get cancer if he doesnt protect himself:s
He is soooo hot
he used to be good looking.. now he looks like a member of the california raisins.
BARFalicious!
hes GORGEOUS. but his tan is waaaaaaay too dark. hes looking like an oompa loompa from willy wonka. seriously he needs to get out of the sun- he looks nasty orange
Yes he is hot!
but ewwwhh he has a nasty lookin tann!
Sun Baked!
Stop going out in the sun so much Cristiano!!!
Skin Cancer would suck
perez why does this fug make you so horny?
O.K. THIS IS GETTING REDICULOUS. HE IS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, AND YET, HERE HE IS AGAIN… WTF?!?
DANNGGG!!! hes got ALOT of sun! but still, very hott!
Re: fffff – Speak for yourself!!!
He plays soccer for Manchester United. Not everyone one here is as clueless as you. Not to mention the NUMEROUS awards he's won for his abilities on the field
AND TO EVERYONE ELSE:
He is Portugese!!! I have a friend who is Portugese and she looks like that EVERY time she is out the sun for a while. But in the winter months she looks just like every other white girl. Combine that glaring sun with the slick look of tanning oils and you get a VERY BRONZED, SHINY LOOKING, ABSOLUTLY DELICIOUS CHRISTIANO RONALDO! How do any of you know he is not wearing sunscreen?? You dont.
You Americans are so quick to attack this guy just because he looks better than any athlete you've ever spewed out.
~Thankful to be Canadian~
Stick a fork in him! He's done. Seriously, could he cook himself a little more. Totally unattractive.
Orange … i dont like that tan
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LeonA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, BIYATCHES!!! sez…
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LOOK AT THE WHORE BEHIND HIM WITH THE HAIRY OLD GEEZER!
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DID ANYONE EVER CONSIDER THAT HE MIGHT HAVE FAKE TAN ON?
FUCK YOU GUYS ARE ALL DUMB.
IN THE ALTERNATIVE, DUDE'S ON VACATION, AND HE'S PORTUGESE. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT HIS SKIN TO LOOK LIKE? DO U EXPECT A RED LOBSTER. HE IS NOT A WHITE GUY. HE IS ALWAYS DARK, AND DARK PEOPLE CAN GET VERY DARK, VERY QUICK.
HE PROBABLY HAS TANNING OIL ON TOO.
FUCK, THINK , PLEASE FUCKING THINK.
Sooooo gross. he needs to get out of the sun , thats so bad for the skin. and he just looks wierd.
Perez….I love you for this! I swear i suck the shit out of his cock!
I WANT TO FUCK HIM RIGHT NOW
I LIKE HIS HOT BODY AND HOT ASS
THIS MAN IS HOTNESS
cristiano ronaldo is naturally brown. this is offensive.
GREASY EURO AKA CRISCO…HE WANTS SO BADLY TO BE THE NEXT DAVID B …….NO ONE CAN'T TAKE HIS PLACE..GO BACK TO EUROPE..GREASY EURO…………………..
Re: fart – still that's crazy………..
dont stop putting his pics up! ha i check twice a day to see if there are more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I
hottest damn portuguese i have ever seen..i dont care if he is orange i would let him fuck me into oblivion!!!
let me on that chorizo!
He's the posterchild for Euro-Trash!
Re: Nikky – BLAME CANADA!!! HAHAH..BLAME CANADA
man, he really should flip more often when he's tanning. His front is 75 times darker than his back. But I love his back. I want it.
keeeep these pictures comming, they make my day !!
hes soo yummy.. look at that Butt !!!
AHHH I WANT HO SUCK HIS PORTUGESE COCK HE'S PROVABLY UNCUT..I LUV ME SOME UNCUT COCK……..I WANT HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME CRISTAINO…FUCK ME HARD………….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wow. how long is he here for?
i gotta find him before he leaves.
OH MY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYY.
He used to be SO hot before, but then he started hooking up with hoes, and getting tans, and becoming a useless soccer player!
This guy is becoming utterly useless.
Its obvious you think he's hot. You're gay. I'm a hetero woman and I don't think he's hot at all. Too gay looking for me.
Re: fffff – Why you don't STOP read it anyways!
This guy's skin is starting to remind me of pork rinds.
Who the fuck is this over-baked narcissist?
Stick a fork in him and make Mama a handbag…
(What's with all the jive-turkeys on here who slag Perez? Don't like the guy? Go elsewhere!)
yummy yummy screw is right
Ugh, this guy just creeps me out o_O His skin is overbaked and ick, not sexy at all with that freaky uber-tan…
LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG & LEAVE A GOOD LOOKING CORPSE!
Damn! He has a tight ass!
His Ass is AHHHH MAZING!!! OMG! Sexy
wow look at that ass!!!!! he's so hot but that tan is HORRIBLE