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This Doesn't Get Old

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Cristiano Ronaldo

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Another day, more shirtless pics of Crissy!

Cristiano Ronaldo soaks up the yummy cancerous California rays poolside at his ritzy Los Angeles hotel.

He's still here.

And he won't be happy until his skin is the texture of leather!

[Images via National Photo Group.]



223 comments to “This Doesn't Get Old”

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  1. Kamee says – reply to this
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    Good LORD he's SUN BAKED…….

    Skin cancer, HERE I COME!

  2. jojo says – reply to this
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    love his bottom!

  3. kelso says – reply to this
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    FIRST SHEXY

  4. DEISY says – reply to this
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    HAWT!!!!

  5. Vero says – reply to this
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    I LOVE his ass!!
    The sexy back award goes to "Cristiano Ronaldo"
    I would fuck this man to oblivion

  6. 6

    Enjoy ogling him while you can, P-rez! In a couple of years he's gonna look like he's 105 years old! Yuck!

  7. niki says – reply to this
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    he will have skin cancer by next year for sure

  8. sunsh says – reply to this
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    Ouch! Just looking at his tan hurts!!! I'm sick of this guy already, I don't think he's all that….

  9. Eat i says – reply to this
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    He looks nasty now and hates AIDS riddled coke fiend fags, so you have no chance tubby

  10. belle says – reply to this
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    ZEZZY

  11. karyn says – reply to this
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    Damn!

  12. Doria says – reply to this
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    he is sooo hot!!!
    first!

  13. laure says – reply to this
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    STOP FUCKING POSTING PICTURES OF THIS SHITHEAD, NO ONE CARES!

  14. nick says – reply to this
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    great..soon we can make a handbag..or a small suitcase out of him and the hulks leather skin

  15. beach says – reply to this
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    HOT

  16. poshi says – reply to this
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    gosh, i love him, but cris, please, stop!
    you are in no need of D vitamin

  17. fry says – reply to this
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    LOOKS LIKE HE WAS IN THE OVEN FOR ABOUT A MONTH
    LOOKS LIKE HE WAS IN THE OVEN FOR ABOUT A MONTH
    LOOKS LIKE HE WAS IN THE OVEN FOR ABOUT A MONTH

  18. KNess says – reply to this
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    First!

  19. Cassi says – reply to this
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    I beg to differ, this got old the first time you posted pics. He is a butterface!

  20. NinaB says – reply to this
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    Enough RONALDO posts already!!! :) jeez

  21. ACK says – reply to this
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    He ain't no dimestore phony when it come to hotness mang.

  22. neenz says – reply to this
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    first!!!! ronaldo is fit!

  23. CR7RQ says – reply to this
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    ANYONE WHO TALKS CRAP ABOUT HIM YA JUST HATING CUZ HE IS SOO FINE!!!

  24. Prett says – reply to this
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    Damn…he looks edible. Is he gay?

  25. jink says – reply to this
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    perez sits on his fatass all day and eats greasy popcorn
    he eats candy and pop and popcicles and goes to the SWEET FACTORY AND MCDOLANDS every damn day!!!!!!!!!! everytime his tub o' lard takes a step the whole house jiggles and the neighbors wake up.

    his poops are very large!!!! the size of boats.

  26. 26

    that cancerous tan is a major turnoff :[

  27. A says – reply to this
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    Perez all these pics of him are WAY 2 Much

  28. love says – reply to this
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    uggh… so hott, even if his skin is turning to strange colors

  29. chris says – reply to this
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    do you know how leathery is skin is going to be if he keeps tanning like that?
    He'll be one of those crispy old dudes in the florida retirement parks. EW.
    He looks like a baked turkey … this is NOT a hot tan.

  30. fffff says – reply to this
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    perez, no one knows who the fuck this burnt guy is. stop posting this shit you fag.

  31. jamie says – reply to this
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    he needs some sunblock asap.

  32. 32

    Wooo way too taned !!!

  33. A says – reply to this
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    Jink get a life please if you hate Perez soo much stay off his site create your own don't hate if you can't do it yourself

  34. jayja says – reply to this
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    FIRST ALWAYS!!
    (why do i always get first?) lol

  35. That says – reply to this
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    OMG PEOPLE CHILL , That is His NATURAL SKIN,
    Cuz He is Portuguese , Duh.. All Portuguese Skin are Naturally Like that.

  36. jink says – reply to this
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    Re: Aperez sits on his fatass all day and eats greasy popcorn
    he eats candy and pop and popcicles and goes to the SWEET FACTORY AND MCDOLANDS every damn day!!!!!!!!!! everytime his tub o' lard takes a step the whole house jiggles and the neighbors wake up.

    his poops are very large!!!! the size of boats.

  37. 37

    omg plz pl zpl plzplz p come to miami……………orgasmmmm

  38. MaryB says – reply to this
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    GROSS!!!!!! EWWWW TANNESS IS NASTY!!!!

  39. LILI says – reply to this
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    HE IS SO HOT BUT, I AM DONE WITH HIM!!

  40. dsumm says – reply to this
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    Nice body but too much sun really !

  41. ewewe says – reply to this
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    omg, stop tanning! this is kind of getting gross…
    plus, hello? skin cancer much?

  42. Lorax says – reply to this
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    This doesn't get old??? Um…actually it does…

  43. fugg says – reply to this
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    PEREZ DON'T EVEN TRY
    YOU'RE TOO FAT AND YOU COULD NEVER GET A GUY
    HEY THAT RHYMED!!!!
    LALALALA BHYMED!!!!

  44. MissP says – reply to this
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    STOP LUSTIN PEREZ!!!! lol!

  45. Ash says – reply to this
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    He is so ugly.

  46. julie says – reply to this
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    omg i cannot handle

  47. Ash says – reply to this
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    I think Perez is in heat.

  48. 48

    SOMEONE IS TURNING IN TO A STALKER!!!! OBSESSED MUCH PEREZ! LOL

  49. 49

    Seriously!!! When is the guy going home? I'm tired of him.

  50. jake says – reply to this
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    ewww what the fudge looks like a burnt piece of TOAST

  51. daflk says – reply to this
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    wow… he must really want skin cancer.

  52. bianc says – reply to this
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    he's really tan
    kinda weird…fisho..

  53. BUCKl says – reply to this
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    ERM…NO Perez..it DOES indeed get old

  54. nom says – reply to this
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    I want to bite that ass

    do you suppose his ass is actual human skin color? or does he nude tan/sun bathe?

  55. LOU_L says – reply to this
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    I WOULD!!!!
    I wouldnt be he friend after wards tho

  56. dolce says – reply to this
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    he went to italy with his ex girlfriend, nereida and they always hang out at the beach and get a tan, PEREZ. i thought you were a gossiper. how come you dont know this?

  57. sarah says – reply to this
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    Oh god Ronaldo! He's such a hottie he shouldn't bake in the sun, until his skin turns to leather!

  58. oo says – reply to this
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    Why the fuck is he humping the edge of the pool in the first one??

  59. rebec says – reply to this
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    Stop showing this dude. He is a creepy slimeball! ewww!

  60. JT says – reply to this
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    wow….he's def. tan, and def. hot, but hes kind of an asshole

  61. 61

    I'm sorry, but he looks disgusting! Sleezy and leathery. Gross combo.

  62. pfan says – reply to this
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    ok he is seriously going to get cancer if he doesnt protect himself:s
    He is soooo hot ;)

  63. peter says – reply to this
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    he used to be good looking.. now he looks like a member of the california raisins.
    BARFalicious!

  64. kat says – reply to this
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    hes GORGEOUS. but his tan is waaaaaaay too dark. hes looking like an oompa loompa from willy wonka. seriously he needs to get out of the sun- he looks nasty orange

  65. Berni says – reply to this
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    Yes he is hot!

    but ewwwhh he has a nasty lookin tann!
    Sun Baked!
    Stop going out in the sun so much Cristiano!!!

    Skin Cancer would suck

  66. jell says – reply to this
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    perez why does this fug make you so horny?

  67. 67

    O.K. THIS IS GETTING REDICULOUS. HE IS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, AND YET, HERE HE IS AGAIN… WTF?!?

  68. 68

    DANNGGG!!! hes got ALOT of sun! but still, very hott!

  69. Nikky says – reply to this
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    Re: fffff – Speak for yourself!!!
    He plays soccer for Manchester United. Not everyone one here is as clueless as you. Not to mention the NUMEROUS awards he's won for his abilities on the field
    AND TO EVERYONE ELSE:
    He is Portugese!!! I have a friend who is Portugese and she looks like that EVERY time she is out the sun for a while. But in the winter months she looks just like every other white girl. Combine that glaring sun with the slick look of tanning oils and you get a VERY BRONZED, SHINY LOOKING, ABSOLUTLY DELICIOUS CHRISTIANO RONALDO! How do any of you know he is not wearing sunscreen?? You dont.
    You Americans are so quick to attack this guy just because he looks better than any athlete you've ever spewed out.
    ~Thankful to be Canadian~

  70. Chubb says – reply to this
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    Stick a fork in him! He's done. Seriously, could he cook himself a little more. Totally unattractive.

  71. Me* says – reply to this
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    Orange … i dont like that tan

  72. Flore says – reply to this
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    I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOI WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….KE ON HIS CHORIZO….I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS CHORIZO….

  73. **LG* says – reply to this
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    LeonA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, BIYATCHES!!! sez…
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    LOOK AT THE WHORE BEHIND HIM WITH THE HAIRY OLD GEEZER!
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  74. fart says – reply to this
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    DID ANYONE EVER CONSIDER THAT HE MIGHT HAVE FAKE TAN ON?

    FUCK YOU GUYS ARE ALL DUMB.

    IN THE ALTERNATIVE, DUDE'S ON VACATION, AND HE'S PORTUGESE. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT HIS SKIN TO LOOK LIKE? DO U EXPECT A RED LOBSTER. HE IS NOT A WHITE GUY. HE IS ALWAYS DARK, AND DARK PEOPLE CAN GET VERY DARK, VERY QUICK.

    HE PROBABLY HAS TANNING OIL ON TOO.

    FUCK, THINK , PLEASE FUCKING THINK.

  75. SAMMY says – reply to this
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    Sooooo gross. he needs to get out of the sun , thats so bad for the skin. and he just looks wierd.

  76. eric says – reply to this
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    Perez….I love you for this! I swear i suck the shit out of his cock!

  77. Nana says – reply to this
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    I WANT TO FUCK HIM RIGHT NOW
    I LIKE HIS HOT BODY AND HOT ASS
    THIS MAN IS HOTNESS

  78. missy says – reply to this
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    cristiano ronaldo is naturally brown. this is offensive.

  79. ntcoo says – reply to this
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    GREASY EURO AKA CRISCO…HE WANTS SO BADLY TO BE THE NEXT DAVID B …….NO ONE CAN'T TAKE HIS PLACE..GO BACK TO EUROPE..GREASY EURO…………………..

  80. FUCHA says – reply to this
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    Re: fart – still that's crazy………..