Worst Excuse EVER

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A British paper is claiming that Peaches Geldof's collapse / drug overdose on Sunday was caused by her inadvertently inhaling fumes from hair dye.

Apparently, she forgot to open a window while dyeing her hair.

Ha! How much hair dye did she sniff?!

Do y'all believe that??

Keep in mind that paramedics were called to the scene to revive Peaches after she lost consciousness AND she asked for the incident to be kept secret.

Don't you hate it when people think you might be stupid enough to believe something so obviously full of shit?

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    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 5:30 pm / Email this  »

    192 comments to “Worst Excuse EVER”

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    1. ann says – reply to this


      101

      Ok she has how much money and she's going to take the time to do her own hair!!!! Oh please!!!!

    2. Ashle says – reply to this


      102

      there's no way !

      if she has all that money, she's not dying her hair herself! it's messy and time consuming… she would be getting it done professionally.

      what a load of crap

    3. um says – reply to this


      103

      Everything else aside, is it even feasibly possible for-a single applicator bottles worth of hair dye fumes distributed throughout a moderately sized London pad to cause what she's claiming they caused?
      Cosmetologists / colorists that work with dye on a daily basis reading this , care to shed some light on the likely hood?

    4. hmmm says – reply to this


      104

      With all of the money she has, why on earth is she coloring her own hair? that just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I have a tiny fraction of her money and I have my hair colored professionally. it's such a hassle to do it yourself, plus it looks far better at a salon–which is why this excuse is all the more lame.

    5. aj says – reply to this


      105

      she's got that Britney weave. did she shave her head too?

    6. heat says – reply to this


      106

      NICE ROOTS, LIAR.



    7. 107

      that is such a load of bull . . its very obvious where peaches geldof is heading and its not a good place. This isnt even the first time in the last few weeks she as an incident with drugs abd shes only 19 for gods sake. With all his effort trying to change the world, you'd think good ole Bob would at least check on his daughter from time to time

    8. asdf says – reply to this


      108

      OH RLY WHAT KINDA HEIRESS DYES HER OWN HAIR…

      AND IM SURE HER BATHROOMS THAT SMALL.

      RIGHT.

      IVE NEVER PASSED OUT FROM DYING MY HAIR IN MY SHOEBOX BOATHROOM WITH NO WINDOW OPEN.
      NOT EVEN CLOSE

    9. aha says – reply to this


      109

      lmao damn..thats sad.

      be honest & go get some help :)

    10. abby says – reply to this


      110

      I'm not saying this really happened to her but it could. I once passed out while dying my hair when i was 15. If it wasn't for my mom pulling me out of there into fresh air I don't know what would have happened. P.S. I was on no other drugs, not even tylenol.

    11. julie says – reply to this


      111

      too bad her roots are still showing in this picture (which i am assuming is from the premiere of dark knight)



    12. 112

      Rich kids dont color their own hair….duh.

    13. Willa says – reply to this


      113

      She will die just like her mom….

    14. megan says – reply to this


      114

      who?????????

    15. Willa says – reply to this


      115

      And I am a cosmetologist for 10 Years and did every possible home dye job and perms (which have WAY WORSE fumes) while in beauty school as a teen….I dont need to say that this is bullshit, or she has some other health issue which i would think may prevent you froim being an active crackhead….

    16. Dollf says – reply to this


      116

      LOOK AT HER ROOTS!!! DID SHE REALLY DIE HER HAIR??? REALLY??? Stupid idiot girl.

    17. dixxx says – reply to this


      117

      those are some nice roots from just dying her hair….

    18. Yourf says – reply to this


      118

      All lies. My bathroom doesn't have a window and I've been safely dyeing my hair in it for years.

    19. City says – reply to this


      119

      I call bullshit! Oh yeah, what's with her head?!? It looks huge!

    20. ken says – reply to this


      120

      stupid and full of shit = Pez

      You are such a freak, who cares about this?

    21. mccau says – reply to this


      121

      Just take a look at her family, drugs seem to be the norm for them. As for her, why do we care? Shes done nothing! She is noone! and I have never heard of the skank. Next worthy news article……….

    22. FUMES says – reply to this


      122

      Maybe she inhaled when she was swallowing it?

    23. Peach says – reply to this


      123

      She looks a little bit like Mena Suvari. I hope she doesn't end up like her mother. God rest her soul… I still say Bob Geldof had something to do with Michael Hutchence's (INXS) death.

    24. paty says – reply to this


      124

      That's bullshit….

    25. 1001 says – reply to this


      125

      Re: karol – Well whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo. Here in the states we have better………EVERYTHING. BTW, have they improved the fuckin' toilet paper over there?

    26. JADE says – reply to this


      126

      She resembles her fug dad.

    27. hanna says – reply to this


      127

      why is her head so fucking long?



    28. 128

      Remind me again who this worthless piece of shit is?

    29. Doree says – reply to this


      129

      Methinks Fifi Trixibell's going to be harder to handle than Peaches, who is weak compared to Fifi. Sir Bob was not a disciplinarian to say the least. Winehouse is child's play compared to these girls. I mean, how can a child of Paula Yates NOT have drama in their life?

    30. PFOP says – reply to this


      130

      www.pocketfullofpaper.com
      www.pocketfullofpaper.com
      www.pocketfullofpaper.com

    31. Ummmm says – reply to this


      131

      Re: karol – Ummmm karol? YES THIS *IS* A HATE SITE!! Perez is a fucking misogynistic asshole who has this irrational fear of lesbians. He blogs and we hate him. Unfortunately, he has the best blog comments on the net.
      *
      And now for you karol. apparently you have the nipple thing. By the way, it's about the teeth of you Europeans, especially the British. Who the fuck would want to kiss you people… let alone look at your pasty droopy breasted nipples.
      *
      Why not go find your own gay hater blog in your own country and STAY THE FUCK THERE.



    32. 132

      im a hair dresser….. thats impossible unless your in a frik'in closet…..

      idiots



    33. 133

      yeah, and just look at her hair.
      those roots didn't grow overnight.

      hair dye my bum, she is such an idiot

    34. shurf says – reply to this


      134

      Sounds like "Sir" Bob and others will enable Peaches to join her mother. I've been using hair dye for 40 years, this is totally bogus.

    35. Krist says – reply to this


      135

      ok so im a hairstylist and with all the haircolor i've enhailed i should be the one unconcious if it where posible. omg people are so f****** stupid.

    36. peach says – reply to this


      136

      ummmm…i dye my hair ALL THE TIME with the windows closed and that has NEVER happened to me, goddamn dumbass liar!

    37. gen says – reply to this


      137

      if she dyed her hair, then what's with the roots??? HMMMM?!

    38. Toast says – reply to this


      138

      Re: jink – *are you fucking retarded?!

    39. MEe says – reply to this


      139

      Re: ken – Apparently, YOU do . . . you took the time to go on this site and you took the time to write on this picture. So, it kinda appears like you care,. Hmm and btw, if you really hate Perez well : fuck the hell outta here, baby :)

    40. EEEEE says – reply to this


      140

      I know we shouldn't be makin fun of her right now, but is it me or does she have a large head?

    41. ali t says – reply to this


      141

      Drug users always make excuses and lie. She's an addict.

    42. Hmm h says – reply to this


      142

      Re: karol – YEah it is a hateblog. Im sure perez would enjoy having yu 4 an article! . persionnaly, im not from america, [canada] but been there a few times and i cannot say thats its not like that because that would be a lie . but if Europe is taht friggin' good, STAY THERE bitachh.
      Ily america……………… & i hate you Karol ♥



    43. 143

      Just another club kid

    44. Nikki says – reply to this


      144

      She doesn't dye her hair herself. She always goes to get it done by a hairdresser.
      Plus look at those roots.

    45. erin says – reply to this


      145

      ha…as if she dyes her own hair…the bitch has millions

    46. Barba says – reply to this


      146

      Sometimes that happens to me when I paint my toenails.



    47. 147

      SHE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HER DAD IN THIS PICTURE.
      .

    48. mallo says – reply to this


      148

      Keep this bitch AWAY from Faris Badwan!

    49. glitt says – reply to this


      149

      Loreal is a killer. I'm hospitalized monthly, myself, just applying Light Auburn 42.

    50. Heath says – reply to this


      150

      Hmm…I color my hair every 4 to 6 weeks. Have never opened a window when doing it….I try as hard as I can but I've yet to get high from sniffing the fumes…..LMAO

    51. bunse says – reply to this


      151

      That's funny - my hairstylist girlfriend and her co-workers "inhale fumes from hair dye" all day, every day. I'm not aware of any of them being hospitalized. Maybe they're tougher than Peaches is.

    52. ac says – reply to this


      152

      Just because it's in the Daily Star (shittiest tabloid in the UK except maybe the Sport) doesn't mean that's her story.
      I just hate her cos she's clearly actively trying to live up to what people expect of her, it's such a cliche, she's really not that clever. She's trying to make us think she's some hard core musician when she's just a spoilt little rich girl with nothing of any use or interest to contribute. Drugs don't give you credibility Peaches, they make you a statistic to add to the pile of rockstars' kids. Pathetic!
      And she is NOT England's Paris Hilton! She's not even England's Frances Bean Cobain. Maybe a Rumer Willis?

    53. leean says – reply to this


      153

      omg. you guys r soo stupid. like the pic of her is right after she died???????? hello!!!! its a pick from before she died.

    54. djdj says – reply to this


      154

      Yes, but i hate it even more when people post about this chick no one cares about.

    55. Necta says – reply to this


      155

      That is the most ridiculous thing EVER! She needs a new agent!

    56. HowSt says – reply to this


      156

      Yeah………. Like she's going to go out and spend a couple of grand on those extensions she has and then…………. Dye her own!!!!!! gawd

    57. shoeg says – reply to this


      157

      If this is her last pic , she didn't really do a good job on her roots there.. You are supposed to put it on your roots love, not inhaling it!!!

    58. te says – reply to this


      158

      I bet Paris Hilton dyes her own hair too. It's insulting that they think we would buy that story.

    59. QPDOL says – reply to this


      159

      WHO??????

    60. Prety says – reply to this


      160

      Pretty little thing. What a tragedy waiting to happen. In a way this makes me glad I'm so totally average (well, except for that bondage thing). Shame.

    61. Amand says – reply to this


      161

      there is no way someone with that much money is dying her own hair. SERIOUSLY YALL.

    62. Simon says – reply to this


      162

      that's bull shit. i have dyed my hair every 4-8 weeks since the 10th grade (i am now a rising sophomore in college) and i always lock myself in my (windowless) bathroom to dye my hair. hair dye fumes are NOT strong enough to do that.

    63. pfft says – reply to this


      163

      You are mistaken. Fifi is the oldest girl and the only reasonably together one in the family. She actually has a job and everything. You must be thinking of Pixie, the one who is a couple of years younger than retarded Peaches.
      Re: Doree

    64. Amand says – reply to this


      164

      OK I am a hairstylist and that is complete bullshit. There only slight fumes when mixing the color and that is it. Once you apply hair color it doesnt smell really at all. At the salon we have had 4 stylists at once applying color and there were no fumes!

    65. Alisa says – reply to this


      165

      "Don't you hate it when people think you might be stupid enough to believe something so obviously full of shit?" ROFL! so true.

    66. ANN says – reply to this


      166

      THATS BS MY SISTER DYES HER HAIR N A TINY BATHROOM WITH NO WINDOW AND SHE HAS NEVER PASSED OUT FFS

    67. Tui says – reply to this


      167

      She's stupid and thinks she's a real celebrity!! What did she ever do? f…king z-list…

    68. Kate says – reply to this


      168

      AS IF! She's peaches geldof - I highly doubt she does her own hair

    69. aldr says – reply to this


      169

      Hahaha couldn't she have at least said cleaning products or something a little more believable..

    70. me says – reply to this


      170

      NO, I HATE IT WHEN PSEUDO CELEBUTARDS ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO SAY SOMETHING SO OBVIOUSLY FULL OF SHIT.

      WELCOME TO THE DUMBING DOWN OF SOCIETY. PEACHES LEADING THE WAY.

    71. WTF? says – reply to this


      171

      "I accidentally swallowed too much vodka and sleeping pills" would have sounded less lame. I color my hair without the window open and never overdosed because of it. LAME!!! LAME!!! LAME!!! Who cares anyway- isn't her only claim to fame is that her father is famous? Can you say Paris?

    72. Kelli says – reply to this


      172

      If she was dyeing her hair, why did she have dark roots at the Batman premiere?

    73. mouse says – reply to this


      173

      First, I find it hard to believe someone of Peaches status dyes her own hair. Second, I dye my own hair in an enclosed bathroom on a regular basis and never once had an issue with fumes. I've bleached my hair and never had a problem. She is taking no personal responsibility. Daddy needs to cut off the purse strings and make her stand on her own two feet for once. Maybe then she will learn to be accountable for her actions.

    74. Peach says – reply to this


      174

      SHE'S GOT BLACK ROOTS!! Lol!! If you're gonna come up with a stupid excuse like that, she should have at least LOOKED like she'd just dyed the shit.
      .
      ha ha ha

    75. pirat says – reply to this


      175

      isn't the problem here too many media outlets, desperate for stories, latching on to celebrity kids - never the most mentally stable bunch - as they need 'wild behaviour' stories to feed the bloggers and celeb mags, as Gywneth and co won't oblige. It must be very tempting if you're a celeb's kid to feed that beast - which ultimately, we keep feeding too by reading this crap…

    76. loopy says – reply to this


      176

      Dyeing her hair?? So how comes she's still got some serious roots showing in the pic from the batman premiere…

    77. Tammy says – reply to this


      177

      Yeah, I'm sure that someone with THAT MUCH MONEY dyes their own hair.. riiiiighhhttttt

    78. kim says – reply to this


      178

      I am a hairstylist and breath the fumes all day long and you do not get high, what an idiot. But if it is possible, then maybe I'm still stoned since I worked yesterday!!!!!

    79. rev says – reply to this


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      B U L L S H I T…I have been dying my hair BY MYSELF for the LAST 13years. I have NEVER EVER opened the window in the bathroom and NEVER in the HUNDREDS of times I have dyed it have I even felt REMOTELY close to "passing out". I mean, for fuck sakes, if you're gonna lie…at least MAKE it good or be good AT IT.

    80. !!!!! says – reply to this


      180

      If she drank the hair dye then i believe it

    81. badpu says – reply to this


      181

      sniff! sniff! sniff! do I smell hair dye? NOOoooo I smell BULLSHIT!

    82. there says – reply to this


      182

      hahaha.. fuckin loser.. its is so funny to see these useless halfwit spoiled pieces of trash…. next time do a better job of offing yourself.. dumb shit..

    83. Aly says – reply to this


      183

      Who is this chick??

    84. Aly says – reply to this


      184

      Who dies their own hair? Especially not her! I've never heard of a celebrity with a bottle of hair dye in their bathroom. Dummys!

    85. Miss says – reply to this


      185

      Peaches is full of crap…..Ive been dyeing my hair since I was a kid, and have never once passed out, or even gotten light-headed from the fumes. In fact, currently, Ive spent the past 3 years dyeing my hair in a bathroom without a window or an exhaust fan, and have never had an episode like that.

      Its time to pack it in, and get some help girl! One would hope that overdosing would make this girl acknowledge that she's got a problem, but I doubt it.

      Oh well, at least this gives me something to keep tabs on since LezLo has cleaned up her act.

    86. era says – reply to this


      186

      nope, sorry. i've dyed my hair many colors in a small college dorm bathroom and never even got dizzy. you'd have to be on a sh*t-ton of other things for it to actually have that effect.

    87. kayte says – reply to this


      187

      Does she not have the money to have her hair done by a pro???

    88. llama says – reply to this


      188

      So why does she still have brown roots?

    89. matti says – reply to this


      189

      what a lame excuse!!

    90. essie says – reply to this


      190

      She went to the Dark Knight premier basically straight after her "incident" - and she has re-grow!

    91. bobby says – reply to this


      191

      lame

    92. puffp says – reply to this


      192

      Perez is a fat ugly loser

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