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You Know Things Are Bed When…

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Even the porn industry is suffering in our crappy economy!

Posted: July 23, 2008 at 1:39 pm

37 comments to “You Know Things Are Bed When…”

Icegirl says – reply to this

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Things are BED? really??
jaqy says – reply to this

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2nd????????????
mab says – reply to this

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firsssssssssssst?
:) says – reply to this

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Second ?
mgg says – reply to this

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first
dip says – reply to this

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Dude, PROOFREAD.
j says – reply to this

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1st
jenna says – reply to this

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Learn how to spell.
TwoGoofballs says – reply to this

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Freudian slip there……
aarin says – reply to this

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HAHA perverts your days are numberd.
Hanna says – reply to this

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The porn industry is suffering because the market is saturated and people are watching free porn online.
rebec says – reply to this

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you need to proof read. i used to be an english teacher…need my help?
Kim says – reply to this

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Perez, you think you can proofread, first? Maybe?
Tia says – reply to this

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lol I love it. I love all the grammar errors. You can no longer make fun of Courtney Love lol. It cracks me up.
Nikil says – reply to this

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I see more spelling errors on this site than any other blog. Geez!
dd says – reply to this

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You know things are bad when you can't afford a proofreader. It's not like you have thousands of words of copy. This site make so much money. Buy a photo create a headline. And boom miilions of views and asvertising dollars roll in. Yes you have engineers and behind the scene expenses and overhead but in terms of a business model this is better than selling crack and right now gossip is crack it has even hit mainstream in conservative news and even Heidi mentioned on Jeopardy. The world has gone mad I tip my hat to you for being on the bubble nobody can EVER take that away from you. You saw an opportunity and went fro it and you and your vrand is huge. I know you will sell out for $50 to $75 million from what I was told but get the spelling KORRECT HTANK UYOU
mee says – reply to this

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if u all make fun of perez, then why even bother going to his website, geez u people all u do is make fun when u r totally obsessed with him.
rr says – reply to this

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Porn is totally on the rise in Asia with habd helsd devices.Yes people are not renting so there will be a refocus but everybody wacthes porn on their computers or porn so there will be even more content but with a different configuration of power brokers.Look at hula which married Fox and NBC if you look closely theres porn in the deal for content. Do you know how much revenue there is at hotels. Porn is like food it will nevee go away. Never.
Ang says – reply to this

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Re: rebec –

If you used to be an English teacher, you would have capitalized your "I." Nice try though.
Tmack says – reply to this

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The porn industry is slacking because nobody buys dvds anymore, they just watch the amateur stuff online, like mp3s did to dvd. Our economy sucks because ceos and head honchos refuse to acknowledge that we live in a new technological society where you have to adapt to consumer demands. No one likes the nasty silicone anymore, one look at Jenna Jamison now and you'll understand why.
LkAtU says – reply to this

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"things are bed"? PERVez is that a freudian slip? All those times it takes you 24 hours or more to update your site are you in "bed" jerking off to gay porn.
WHORE says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOO!!!!

LIFE CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT PORN!!!

BUT, LIKE SOMEBODY SAID, NO MATTER WHAT, PORN IS LIKE FOOD. IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY. AS LONG AS PEOPLE ARE STILL HAVING SEX, PORN WILL ALWAYS BE THERE.
JV says – reply to this

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If the best they can get is a chick with old lady hands and feet and hail damage thighs, yes the industry will suffer.
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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All they have to do is release that "Sam and Lindsay Go to the Zoo" video.
emzzz says – reply to this

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hahaha i think that was on purpose… bed … porn ?
haha well i thought it was funny
Amand says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, why aren't you posting that crude oil has dropped and gas prices are dropping right along with it??? Diesel dropped 49 cents a gal here and regular unleaded dropped 20 cents this morning. Is it because you are a typical liberal that won't report the good news because it may look favorable to Busch????
Pwn3d says – reply to this

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I don't think I need to repeat what everyone else has said but "bed"? It wasn't even funny if the joke was done on purpose!
Blame says – reply to this

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It's Bill Clinton's fault! If he had paid as much attention to running the country properly as he did to getting his peen sucked, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Jeff says – reply to this

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I can help them cut back expenses I will fuck sluts for free. My dick isnt 10 inches but im still willing to help out! Beats the shit out of the job I Have now.
Cawoodstock says – reply to this

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how can anyone say that our economy is "crappy" when the Dark Knight made 155 million and iPhones made 80 million within one weekend?
calli says – reply to this

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the economy isn't suffering….the liberal media just portrays that!!! there is proof that out economy is doing better than ever….wow…check your facts
calli says – reply to this

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Re: Blame –

Amen!!
calli says – reply to this

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Re: Amand –

i totally agree!!!
teamj says – reply to this

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THE WORD BED WAS SAID ON PURPOSE!

sometimes people can be so stupid (:
hank says – reply to this

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Hopefully congress will bale them out too.
Sweet says – reply to this

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EW. Love the cellulite and bruises. No wonder sales are down. SICK.
sfdav says – reply to this

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Things are "bed"???
I think your proofreading skills are bed?!
Idiots!