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He'll Have to Settle for #3

Filed under: Madonna

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It's been a whole week since Madonna's backstabbing brother, Christopher Ciccone, released his Madge tell-all book.

The Judas failed to take the top spot on the best seller's list and came in at #3.

Ha!

We wonder if he'll still be in the top 10 next week.

Probably not!

Why buy the book when all the good stuff's already been revealed?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]



196 comments to “He'll Have to Settle for #3”

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  1. kfhdf says – reply to this
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    MAAADGE

  2. 2

    Unfortunately, he's still making money off it.

  3. mmmk says – reply to this
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    FIRSTTT

  4. lala says – reply to this
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    rgseefes

  5. 5

    cant madge sue him for writing abt her?
    lik wat if she dint want some1 to write abt her personal life

  6. KiwiG says – reply to this
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    Dirty sellout…

  7. f says – reply to this
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    fourth? fifth? 49586th?

  8. JENNA says – reply to this
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    not to mention that you could prob steal glimpses of it on sites like Amazon haha loser.

  9. Eames says – reply to this
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    Hey, Does anyone think Christopher Ciccone looks like Tom Hanks in this photo?
    Perez Hilton makes me smile everyday..

  10. Tania says – reply to this
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    I like it

  11. 11

    Fuck Madonna…she is a old whore that loves any media attention. I am sure she is pissed that the book came in at #3 and will go purchase enough copies herself to be in the #1 spot.

  12. clio says – reply to this
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    Ummm, #3 isn't bad Mario. Cut it out….you know you are trashing poor Christopher Ciccone to keep in Liz Rosen ho's good graces in the hopes of an exlusive. They'll treat you just like everyone else: disposable

  13. WTF says – reply to this
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    Hah - and even the "good stuff" wasn't all that good. Nothing shocked me or seemed out of character. Lacking any good substance (dirt).

  14. 14

    w00t.
    mighty boosh is cool.
    id be really annoyed if i were madonna, her brother is making 'money' out of putting her down.
    JEALOUS or what.

  15. e says – reply to this
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    the reason he won't get higher is that no one cares about madonna. she's a 50 year old pop star who should have hung it up long ago. i can't understand your obsession with her.

  16. 16

    Re: **ShantiShanti*
    Russell brand is hot!!

  17. dee says – reply to this
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    Wish I had a book out that was #3 and making money from it!

  18. juice says – reply to this
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    The book is juicy! I think it will stay on the charts. I just finished it. There's a lot of dirt in there about his dealings with other celebs including some funny, crazy stories about Lauren Hutton, Courtney Love, Farah Fawcett, Demi Moore….. Highly recommended reading for the entertainment junkie!

  19. meme- says – reply to this
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    I'm buying the book this weekend - and at #3, he's still making a lot of dough !
    -
    -
    Sorry, but I want to read about the hag — like to know what it takes to make someone that incredibly self-important, self-centered. And, why she's incapable of accepting her age of 50.

  20. Davey says – reply to this
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    Oh who wants some salad right now! I could really go for a salad!
    With Italian dressing! Who's with me!
    Wow, this funny post is totatlly my original idea.
    I am hilarious and will be paid millions of dollars.
    I am a regular Steve Carrell or Jim Carey.

  21. 21

    humm..i wouldnt spend my money on that book..

  22. Daneg says – reply to this
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    Does anyone want to read about what a controlling bitch Madonna is? Is that really news? Sorry Perez but you are the only one who still kisses her ass! She is washed up and about as interesting at Paris!

  23. ivann says – reply to this
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    I'll buy it. Love the stuff.

  24. t2001 says – reply to this
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    Anyone notice how Perez hates on Miley Cyrus, but has an advertisement for her CD on his site? I guess moeny is everything these days.

  25. La Do says – reply to this
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    Ugh! I am so sick of you hating on Christopher Ciccone. Did it ever occur to you that as talented as Madonna is that she is a bitch and that maybe there is a reason why he supported her so many years and now has chosen not to. That's the reality of being famous. If you aren't savvy enough to have those closest to you sign a non-disclosure agreement then you run the risk of having them write a tell-all about you. From what I've read about her behavior (as much as I do respect Madonna as an artist) she deserved it.

  26. So says – reply to this
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    I wouldn't call it Christopher's failure because the public doesn't care about her and his subject matter just didn't stir enough interest. That's her fault. She ain't that important except to you Mario.

  27. Linda says – reply to this
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    #3 ain't too shabby, P. Wonder is Ms. M has learned any humility yet?

  28. nicky says – reply to this
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    I just dont get it… why are you so against everything that Christopher says… Surly Madonna is not as perfect as you think she is Prezzers…

  29. Susan says – reply to this
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    Perez, do you ever read the comments your readers leave??
    GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MADONNA'S ASS

  30. sara says – reply to this
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    U are the biggest backstaber there is Perez….

  31. rad says – reply to this
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    Well, his sweet , young sister , whose butt you PerAss lick all the time, can't at all get a No 1 BBoard single herself.She'd be happy for a 3 on the charts, too!

  32. Close says – reply to this
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    I just don't find Madonna that interesting. Certainly not enough to buy this book.

  33. shane says – reply to this
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    I am reading the book, it's awesome, non back stabbing and i would not be one bit surprised if Madonna is in on it.

  34. 34

    Madonna walks around with a fake british accent, and also that her shit doesn't stink………. news flash Madonna……. all shit sticks

  35. nmbnv says – reply to this
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    He's an asshole, not that I'm a fan of tht old bag Madonna or anything. Did anyone watch Cealsea Lately the other night? they mentioned Perez HIlton.

  36. Rache says – reply to this
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    I have the book and it's really good and juicy. It's really hard to put down and, although he seems salty about their bad relationship now, I totally believe what he says.

  37. shell says – reply to this
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    I loved the book and I finished it in 2days! It was really hard to put down and stop hating on Christopher, he's been through alot and he deserves more respect!! I'd really love to see his interior decorating. Does any one know were I could see pictures of his work?

  38. schmo says – reply to this
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    I think it's bullshit that NO ONE is talking about the movie Madonna made about Malawi. She made a movie about one of the poorest countries in Africa, with over a million orphans, and you jackasses aren't talking about THAT. Why not? What have you done to help people living in abject poverty without parents or food or a place to sleep?
    Anyone? Speak up, folks. I think it's disgusting that so many people completely overlook the good things she's done LATELY, (since she broke 8 bones in her body in 2005) and focus on this dumb book about the time BEFORE M cut off her coke-head brother (he doesn't even deny that he's a coke fiend)! She's accomplished so much since the horseback riding accident; touring in 2006, making two movies, trying to adopt a kid, making her latest record, and now preparing for another tour. Most people would have used an accident like that to excuse hanging it up, but Madonna keeps going. No one forces you to pay attention to her. If you don't like her, stop reading about her.

  39. chele says – reply to this
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    He was awesome on Chelsea Lately last night! I wanna hang out with him!

  40. 40

    Re: eleanizzle
    its nt really happening for me ya!!

  41. Zephy says – reply to this
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    *****************INFORMATION*******************

    FIRST OF ALL…THE LAST PERSON WHO CARES THAT HIS BOOK IS AT THIRD IS CHRISTOPHER. He got PAID!!!!!!…..3.8 million dollars paid..plus a percentage of gross profits…and the book is FUCKING HILARIOUS and Juicy..He doesn't dog Madonna for the simple act of hating on her…she deserved it..and there is nothing to sue about..book is his experience not myth or lies like most biographers or Madonna herself have perpetuated. Christopher isn't a sellout..he clearly loves his sister. Perez is just bitter cause he wont be the person in Madonnas life that Christopher is…just that Perez is short and paunchy.
    P.S. I am willing to bet my life Perez bought the book which contributed to Christopher's retirement fund.

  42. 42

    hey hey hey u guyssss
    madonna is totally kila!!
    she one of the biggest fashion icons and the most versatile artists today
    her music has evolved with time.. n shes totally updated with wats "on" in the music scene!
    i really appreciate dat.
    n i do not think she one of those who craves for medias attention..
    she changes with wats in and dats so cool cz shes wat 50?

  43. Tiff says – reply to this
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    Madonna was my era in the 80's. What type of people even listen to her now. My kids don't like her, my friends could care less, so who buys these albums? I did see an interview about how Guy Ritchie is a homophob, and he cut off relations with her brother because of it, and Madonna followed suit. Typical, but I think that's her mass appeal is to the tranny's, or the gays.

  44. 44

    I am not a fan of Madonna's, and I don't have respect for her brother…trying to cash in on her fame (which is not the first time). But, I have a question….what exactly is the Bestsellers list based on? Is it the actual number of books sold…or, is it based on the percentage of printed copies? Say, for example…one author had 100,000 copies printed, and 10 copies were sold. Ciccone had 10,000 copies, of his book, printed…and, also, sold 10 copies. Would the other author be ranked higher on the list…or no?
    I know that I could do the research…but, I thought that I would ask all of you, first. I am just curious as to how this guy could rank 3rd! After all, doesn't everyone ALREADY know more, than we need to know, about Madonna?

  45. KS says – reply to this
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    If I were M, I would sue the heck out of this guy just to make him spend all the money he's made from this book on costly legal expenses.

  46. Andre says – reply to this
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    Did sombody get a call from Lizzy Poo? Come on, any die hard Madonna fan is going to be standing in line…

  47. Miami says – reply to this
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    Perez… Is Madonna so powerful that you feel you must lick her ass at every chance you can get??? Or did Christopher turn you down? I happen to know Christopher and he is not a bad person. He never acknowledges that he is Madonna's brother, he is more humble than you would expect. That doesn't make it right for him to dish all of Madge's secrets, but then she should remember that men come and go, family is forever…

  48. maowe says – reply to this
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    madonna the whore of babylon had it coming to her. its funny and you degenerates need to stop putting that old whore on a pedestal

  49. skipp says – reply to this
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    Re: schmo – Here's why no one cares: She's using the movie to offset adoption expenses.
    And how sad for David that his adopted Mommy has to go around frenching her much younger back-up singers for attention. I bet David's dad never expected that kind of behavior.
    And besides, Angelina, Audrey Hepburn (although she's passed on) and others are far better ambassedors for impoverished countires than some entertainer who has to reinvent herself outlandishly to get any attention.

  50. Mrgrt says – reply to this
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    Perez, you keep calling him Judas, but you haven't even read the book, have you? Cuz if you did read it as I have done, you would know that he doesn't give away anything personal and private about Madonna throughout the book.
    .
    The book is more about him and what it's been like — good things and bad things, how it affected his career and his personal life — being a sibling of the most famous woman in the world. All that he says about his sister is solely as it pertains to him and his life.
    .
    Truth is, you're just bashing him because you opt to regularly kiss Madonna's arse and therefore automatically take her side in all things — often without even knowing what you're talking about.

  51. KB says – reply to this
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    I think it's not selling because everyone already knows she's a whore and a bitch….also, no one cares about her except for Perez.

  52. Zephy says – reply to this
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    **********CORRECTION**********

    Christopher didn't get paid 3.8..it was 5 million plus percentage of gross sales.
    All the juicy stuff HAS NOT been revealed on this site or any news media outlet.
    As a Madonna fan..the book is good and makes you think twice about staying a die hard fan, she still makes music I want to dance to but if she ever talked to me like that she can suck it.

  53. Get f says – reply to this
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    Actually you fucktard hit #2 on the NYT bestsellers list. But you probably don't read that since its like ya know factual and all.

  54. meme- says – reply to this
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    What kind of Halloween Costume is Madge wearing in that picture, anyway?

  55. Scott says – reply to this
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    Mario/Perez, you are such a moron. #3 on the bestseller list is amazing. Only you would define that as a negative. It's funny that you trash Christopher for writing his tell-all but your entire living is based on complete negativity and cruel criticism of people that you're basically jealous of. Sad.

  56. Ph says – reply to this
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    Is so funny to read comments from people who say nobody cares about Madonna or that she's washed up because they contradict themselves by taking time to write it. If i don't care about somebody i don't talk about her otherwise it's just wishful thinking :)

  57. ; ) says – reply to this
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    I would buy it. If for no other reason than to spite Vadge

  58. Zephy says – reply to this
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    based on books sold

  59. KS says – reply to this
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    Re: Mrgrt
    The truth is that without Madonna in the picture, Christopher is uninteresting, middle age man out of work.

  60. david says – reply to this
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    it wasn't the bloodbath that everyone was expecting. it was basically stuff we already know about vadge.

  61. Jess says – reply to this
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    The reason it didn't debut so high was because he promised all this shocking information, but then he blabbed it and it wasn't all that shocking. I think he had planned on telling about the least-shocking information to make people maybe think that that there was going to be more shocking stuff than that in the book, but from what I've heard, he told all the good stuff, so I think his plan back-fired in a major way. I dislike Madonna just as much as the next person, but for him to claim to expose her secrets and whatnot and then he doesn't have anything that shocking or secretive was just misleading. But, he's making money off of it, so he's not just a fool - he's a rich fool.

  62. A-1 says – reply to this
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    WTF is she wearing? She is so fucking ugly.

  63. WHORE says – reply to this
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    HIS BOOK IS STILL DOING BETTER THAN VADGE'S FLOPPED "WHORE CANDY" ALBUM!

    WHERE IS THAT THING AT ON THE CHARTS? DEFINITELY NOT #3.

  64. KYLE says – reply to this
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  65. LOL says – reply to this
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    Re: schmo – Relax , she fell off her fucking horse because shes too senile to be riding. She hardly had to overcome some great adversity. And yeah she has done a lot since then, but guess what…..NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!!

  66. TJ says – reply to this
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    Re: Jess

    chris never said he was gonna spill secrets. the media overhyped it and said that because it's madonna. he said himself that it's not the scathing tell-all full of secrets that everybody thinks it is.

  67. Guy says – reply to this
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    Perez, you're such a "twee" :)

  68. booba says – reply to this
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    Madonna has millions of dollars. She cant share the wealth with her family?
    what kind of a person does that? She's a fuckin control freak and she uses
    her money to get her way with her family. I think she is a fucked up no talent
    bitch. I think her brother or someone in her family should write a book. why not? shrewd move, i say. AND I cant wait to read it.

  69. WHORE says – reply to this
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    Re: KYLE

    YOU FORGOT TO ADD

    SLUT, WHORE, CUM GUZZLER, BACKSTABBER, FOSSIL, HAS BEEN, OLD.

  70. WTF says – reply to this
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    Re: Jess

    I tend to like Madona, you dumb bitch, so no, you don't speak for us all!

  71. KYLE says – reply to this
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