He'll Have to Settle for #3

It's been a whole week since Madonna's backstabbing brother, Christopher Ciccone, released his Madge tell-all book.
The Judas failed to take the top spot on the best seller's list and came in at #3.
Ha!
We wonder if he'll still be in the top 10 next week.
Probably not!
Why buy the book when all the good stuff's already been revealed?
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I read the book for free while eating pastries at Barnes and Nobles. It turns out she deserves his tell all book because she doesn't seem to care much about her own siblings. While I understand her strained relationship with one of her older bullying brothers, the book doesn't shed light on why she is distant with her own sisters. Another thing that disappointed me was I was hoping he would shed light on her thoughts about other pop superstars of that era. It was more about the actors in her life. It is well known that she is not exactly close to the Janets, Whitneys. What did she think of Lauper in their heydey? What was the whole deal with escorting Michael Jackson to the Oscars stunt? What did she think of Prince? Or Springsteen? NOTHING. The only musician who gets a little ink in that book is Sting who socializes with the couple. On the plus side, it is a restrained book. Though that is a negative too. Madonna should be thrilled that he did not divulge all her dirt.
No one is buying the book because no one cares about his cunt sister.
Stop being Madge's shill. If the book *isn't* in the top 10 next week, it'll be because no one cares. Sure, zillions attend her concerts but reallllly, are they tone deaf? I used to like her style but is she talented? Her brother knows her…let him have his say.
Ok…this is bordering on ridiculous P-rez. You are the type of person to do exactly what C.C. is doing…and this is WHY I LOVE your site….LOL.
I am going to buy the book this WEEKEND!
Woot woot!
Madonna, we love ya! Can't wait to see you in the U.K. for your tour!
Re: WHORE – whore is a probably mid 30 to 40 who spends his shallow friendless life mostly on the net, has no social skills and probably has a mother who is drunk and a father who has spent the best part of whores existence fucking his staff at the local burger joint. Whore is also probably gay with an oedipus complex who really wants to fuck the 16 year old at the burger shack but his father has got there first and whore is now fucking his mother!!!
Poor thing at least the world has to have its undesirables and whore fits that bill perfectly! mwah kiss kiss
who cares? bad publicity is good publicity and she has been a superstar for the last two decades. ain't nothing gonna phase this lady. i have to admit that she is legendary even though i only like some of her music.
Actually Perez he's at #2, Chelsea Handler is at #3 now
Re: schmo –
Oh SCHMO…she is NOT a genuine person. He Malawi gig was to "attempt" to gain the respect that Angelina Jolie has…She was jumping on the train…and guess what NO ONE CARES….people adopt everyday…I am adopted as is my brother..He is adopted from Africa…Do my parents run around saying LOOK AT ME … I AM SO WONDERFUL?? no. Madonna gets what she deserves…she is a rotten has been.
I'm buying it tonight! Cant wait!
#3 is pretty damn good! Jealous Perez??
Tell me He isn't going to talk about her whore lifesyle! That would be gross!!
Do "WE" wonde if she'll be in the top 10? You fucking queen. Stop referring to yoursel as "WE" It's fucking repulsive you queenface
I read the book, and quite, honestly, it made me cringe that her own brother wrote that stuff about her but, ultimately, I think Madonna deserved it. I don't care how successful I become in life, I would never give my family the cold shoulder. I would be generous and share my wealth with them. I think she took advantage of her brother and had something like this coming.
porky, you'd do exactly the same thing. Peepee, HO, you'd lick any toilet to for an ounce of fame. You already have.
Three words to describe Madonna:
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Re: FReal – B*TCH U ARE SO WRONG! It didn't do as good because a lot of Madonna fans didn't buy this piece of shit book!
Um #3 is very good. It's an awesome book. There's so much that hasn't been reveled. The publishing company that owns the rights to this book made sure just to let some of the juicy parts out but theres so much more. This book is Madonna's family giving her the big middle finger for being such a bloody cunt.
perez did you read it? i got it in the mail yesterday and finished it this morning. i honestly thought it was going to be more about humiliating madonna but it really wasnt. I am surprised that she isnt "for gays" as much as i thought!! In his book he slams Guy Richie as being homophobic, and i can honestly say that i believe it. Its too bad madonna's family isnt more family orientated. Madonna has done some fucked up shit to Chirstopher and it seems as thought she did it on purpose. There was alot about Madonna, But the book is more about Chirstophers life. Sad, really!
Re: WHORE – isn't whore dead yet? someone PLEASE put WHORE out of her missery!!!!
Perez, you're just mad cuz he dissed yo azz calling you SHORT & FAT!!!
Madonna should be ashamed of herself living in huge mansion around the world and forgetting about her family.
Being number 3 isn't all that bad. It's doing better the her childrens books ever did that's for sure.
Re: KS – That might be so. Then again, it might not be so. Madonna clearly saw some sort of talent in him, or she wouldn't have continuously hired him to artistically direct her tours and decorate her homes. When they had a falling out because she'd once again stiffed him his fee, she made sure to go around telling everyone he was her estranged brother and therefore, by way of her own powerful position, he essentially wound up blacklisted. She insisted that he go to rehab but when the doctors ran tests and and concluded that he wasn't an addict, she went ballistic on the docs and tried to force them to rehab him anyway. And she still went around telling everyone her brother was a coke addict, even after doctors had concluded that he was not.
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So without Madonna, he'd be unemployed. With Madonna, he'd be employed at her will for big notoriety and below minimum pay (that she'd often try to get out of paying him anyway) and if he didn't live his private life according to her personal rules, she'd make it so that no one would risk hiring him for fear of pissing her off. So that means he winds up unemployed either way, doesn't it?
A lot of people are replying to my earlier comment writing that "no one cares" about the conditions in Malawi. What the hell is wrong with you people that you DON'T CARE about the people in one of the poorest countries in Africa, while you sit in front of the computer in your parent's house (you have parents, don't you? A million children in Malawi don't have parents, nor a home) yet you take the time to comment on a Madonna post on a gossip web site, something you claim to have no interest in?
So you don't care about Malawi because of Madonna? You hate her THAT much, that the people she's trying to help, (or the people in any truly poor country) aren't worth your time? Am I wrong about that? Someone please tell me what you've done to help the people of a poor country. What have you done to help anyone?
If it doesnt do well its because no one gives a shit about madonna anymore.
Madonna made her own sister pay her way beyond her means if she wanted to attend her wedding with Guy Ritchie. Madonna did not even bother to invite all of her siblings. She deserves this book.
Perez you just got served on Chelsea's show! He's #2, chelsea's #3. You're soooooo off today.
Re: coco –
I like bloody cunts. Fuck off, turd.
Re: TINA –
Wow…are you really that dense? There are two sides to every story and I think it's foolish of you to believe just one. You don't know what Madonna's side of this…believe, no family is perfect…certainly not yours or mine!
I'm going to buy it just to spite you. I'm on team Christopher!
Re: hmm –
RIGHT ON, I FEEL SAD FOR WHORE. HE MUST BE ONE OF THE MARIAH-FANATICS! HE SHOULD TAKE IT UP THE TAIL-PIPE WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE.
Re: Mandy –
Do U mean "TEAM-BACK-STABBING MY SIS-UNGRATEFUL DEGENERATE-HASBEEN DESIGNER-COKE/HEAD-HOMO" ????? Sounds like a winning team!
#3 is still pretty fucking high.
Re: jeff –
Uh, do you know the inner-workings of the ritchie/ciccone clan? No family is perfect and some brothers, mothers, sisters, uncles are estranged from each other for whatever reason. This is an unfair assessment. Then again you must be an ignorant American who judges, judges, judges. I would love to see what your family is like?
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It ain't so picture perfect, is it, Jeff? or even remotely normal? Eat a cock, dude and choke on it!
MADONNA RULES!
Re: VL –
There's nothing wrong with making a documentary about one of the poorest (and obviously UNKNOWN to most people) countries in Africa. What's wrong with calling attention to something like that? She's trying to raise awareness about something that people like you can't be bothered with. Everyone who hates her probably believes that all the crises in the world are over, because they don't talk about world hunger and disease on celebrity gossip sites. The priority of people who hate Madonna seems to be to hate as much as possible before you die. Hate, hate, hate.
Re: schmo – SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING MALAWI!!! IF YOUR SO BOTHERED BY IT WHY DONT YOU GO THERE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT !.
no suprises here. Madonna seems to be all those things but it's pretty shocking that her brother would make a book about it. that tells you a lot about siblings. just because you have the same parents, doens't mean you have to like eachother.
Without any intention of offending anyone - the outfit she's wearing in that pic is horrific.
I just think it's funny that he confirmed Madonna had a face lift on Chelsea Lately.
First off I dont know if anyone read the book…..but i find it funny that Perez calls Madonna's brother a backstabber…After reading the book I personally think that Madonna is a complete bitch who used anyone and everyone in her life to get ahead and be know. Everything was a publicity act from day one according to Christopher and considering what has been written in the book….Madonna has totally turned her back on the gay community which once was a major factor in helping her gain her success.
Re: Yabba – I totally agree with you…and I just finished the book about an hour ago and Im sorry but I think Madonna is full of shit to be honest and a nasty horrible person.
Re: Kelly –
===============Kelly — that's why Madonna is so successful! Like, duh! She's always been that way so it's no real news to anyone. I'd have to say it's good business instincts, which if you want to get ahead in the world…it's something you gotta do. She chose that route so live with it. Even if she's married to a possible homophobe, it doesn't Madonna is one. Ugh! People are so lame and ready to point fingers! What's with our socieity these days?
why are the madonna fan queens saying christopher has no family loyalty. madonna is the one who outed him and rolled all over her own mothers grave for the cameraha. turnabout is fair play. someone here called her a black hole of negativity (or something like that). im cracking up over that.
Re: Kelly –
oh suck on christopher ciccone's italian cock and shut your piehole.
Re: Kelly –
HAHA. I KNOW MANY "NASTY HORRIBLE PEOPLE" LIKE YO MAMA!
why are the madonna fan queens saying christopher has no family loyalty. madonna is the one who outed him and rolled all over her own mothers grave for the cameraha. turnabout is fair play. someone here called her a black hole of negativity (or something like that). im cracking up over that. plus the whole adoption ting, african movie thing is a poor attempt to be like angelina. only real fools beleve madonna cares about anyone but herself.
Re: u foo –
it's called people change and you're never the same person you were last year or the year before, etc. maybe you should try it sometime.
madonna fan queens? what the hell is that? now you got to poke fun at the gays. believe me, not all gays like madonna. p.s. i'm a straight female!
Hopefully many people will read the book and find out the truth about Madonna. She's an ugly slut with no voice! She can dance and she's a smart biz woman, but absolutely no talent at all. Acting all proper now, but wow what an out and out slut she has been. She won't let her children watch TV ’cause she's afraid they may discover how she behaved for so many years.
MADONNA'S SHITEOUS CRAP-FILLED CD ROTTEN HARD OLD CANDY FALLS TO # 95 THIS WEEK ON BILLBOARD. MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH HER BROTHER'S FABULOUS BOOK IS #2 ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST. GREAT JOB CHRIS! THE BOOK IS EXCELLENT!!!!!!!
MADONNA'S SHITEOUS CRAP-FILLED CD ROTTEN HARD OLD CANDY FALLS TO # 95 THIS WEEK ON BILLBOARD. MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH HER BROTHER'S FABULOUS BOOK IS #2 ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST. GREAT JOB CHRIS! THE BOOK IS EXCELLENT!!!!!!!
MADONNA'S SHITEOUS CRAP-FILLED CD ROTTEN HARD OLD CANDY FALLS TO # 95 THIS WEEK ON BILLBOARD. MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH HER BROTHER'S FABULOUS BOOK IS #2 ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST. GREAT JOB CHRIS! THE BOOK IS EXCELLENT!!!!!!!
MADONNA'S SHITEOUS CRAP-FILLED CD ROTTEN HARD OLD CANDY FALLS TO # 95 THIS WEEK ON BILLBOARD. MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH HER BROTHER'S FABULOUS BOOK IS #2 ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST. GREAT JOB CHRIS! THE BOOK IS EXCELLENT!!!!!!!
WHAT NUMBER DID YOUR BOOK DEBUT PEREZ????
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Umm the book came in 3rd because no one gives a crap about Madonna…… get a life for real.
I have a feeling that Madge is part of this, come on she's got a CD and a Tour at the same time the tell all book comes out from the puffy brother and she hits the head lines with the A Rod affair.
Sounds like a pr stunt to me. Whats next, adopting another kid. Coming out that's shes unhappy with the face lift??
Wait…Watch Perez once again copy Christopher and want to write a book and makeup some bullshit excuse…like…"I wanted share with my readers my dull, talentless life experience with them" Again what talent does Perez have?? He doesn't make music..he just adds songs popular people listen to or claims to be bigs fan of Dolly or other singers (highly doubt this fat cuban from Miami was a fan of Dolly Parton) and FAT TITS probably had never left the country til he started making money….so she isn't cultured…so no she is talentless and as much fun as Brooke Hogan. Then forward one week later and only 80 copies have been sold, not enough to make any list, not even top 100.
It's clear how "mediocre" Chris Ciccone is. If you see now his previously work on Madonna's life, U can see is not the best work in her career. She tried to help his bro' years ago… but now is a Judas without a heart. Maybe he's gonna win some money with his book, but he loose forever the love of the most great artist alive in this world.
Re: Roger – Sorry, but while I can't speak for his work outside of her career, I have to disagree with your comment about Chris' past work with Madonna. Blonde Ambition Tour goes down as one of the most ground-breaking world tours in history, the first to emphasize theatre and spectacle to such a degree that to this day, most pop acts continue to try to replicate its more-than-just-a-concert theatricality.
well he trumps you at least prez,and by the way i,ve bought the book and so have many many others and hes still making money,so keep yapping,the more catty remarks you make the more his book sells!!!!
Whether a fan of her or not I would never buy or read a book written like a vineyard full of sour grapes by a sibling ranting spleen simply because he cannot live off the famous sibling any longer.It is so low and such a scumbag move.
Perez….you never even read the fuckin' thing! How the hell do you know it's "backstabbing"? You only know the sensational parts.
um, you mean like madonna's last cd, which charted for a hot minute and then vanished without a trace. BOMB.
Because the book is absolutely fabulous.
Perez, do you realize what a massive success it is to be #3 on the NY Times Best Seller list the first week out of the gate?
Christopher is making millions, and rightfully so. If Vadge had paid him fairly along the way this wouldda never of happened.
Re: clio – But what you're really doing Mario is giving Christopher invaluablee xposure
Re: jeff – Sounds like Madonna completely disregards her half siblings Mario and Jennifer Ciccone. And what a massive cunt for making Paula pay her own way to the wedding in Scotland.
She is a real douche.
I actually had no intention of reading this book, But after all the Perez posts on it and the great reviews its getting on this board Im gonna have to pick it up.
I don't give a shit what any of these haters say as there's only a small handful of you fuckers anyway. Madonna will always be a legend. I rest my case.
I love how these fucktards come on here and call her a "legend". What exactly is she a legend of?. Making shit music, taking her clothes off, being incredibly rude to her fans and family. Face it losers shes and old tired has been . And couldnt give a shit about you .
Re: xoxo –
"Then again you must be an ignorant American who judges, judges, judges. I would love to see what your family is like?
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It ain't so picture perfect, is it, Jeff? or even remotely normal? Eat a cock, dude and choke on it!"
xoxo, please, actually I will call you on your bluff. Actually my family is a lot more normal than the Madonna family. And even if it wasn't, I still have the freedom to judge. You arre some blind Madonna fan. Get a life. I skimmed through the book and she seems the type to have no problem using her family members when convenient. So she does deserve her brother doing this to her.
As I said, the book did not go far enough. He does not shed light on why the only female stars she mingles with are either actors or talk show people. She never seems to be friendly with fellow female star singers of her age group. FOr that matter, she doesn't seem to have much interaction with a lot of the male singing stars of her generation either. Kind of interesting dynamic there.
Its at Number 3 cos nobody cares to read about or listen to that dirty slut. The the slut go she is so over and i am sick of her ugly face everytime i visit your site. U r the only one still interested in her apart from some people soon to be in nursing homes. FUCK MADONNA SHE IS A PIG No actually she is not good enough to be a pig!
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If no one cares about her, then how did the book make it to number three?
Re: Tiff – Don't you mean trannies (as opposed to tranny's) ? Learn to spell you illiterate fool.
Poor Madonna — her brother is a pudgy little bitch.
Tell it like it is, Perez!
I've been reading this book and I must say that it's been a very interesting read! Every family has issues and he just wanted to share his life experiences with his sister…who happens to be a controlling, attention loving, conniving and very cautious with her money person. Like I said…A very good read indeed! So why not talk and make a load of money…She's gonna be in the history books so what the heck? Plus what closer & more efficiant confidant to write a juicy one at that!!!! And if he's not sober by now, I hope he's trying to do so with all of his brand new money!!!!
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How much is Madonna paying YOU to be her obsequious sycophant 24/7?
Actually, Christopher's book is more interesting than Madonna's career.
Rodman plowing her in the buttocks with a Champagne bottle is some pretty good stuff that hasn't hit the airwaves yet. I thought the book was absolutely fantastic. I'm convinced Madonna secretly engineered the whole "my brother writes a book and now I hate him" business. Its too salacious. I mean, she wrote a book called "sex" with naked photos of herself in it. Getting nailed in the keester with a high end bottle is not that much of a leap of faith.
what a hipocrite. criticizing him for writing a book. then saying all the "good stuff" has been revealed. could it be he was just trying to write his memoir. now he's being trashed by perez because it wasn't "trashy" enough. maybe that wasn't his point after all. think people.
ALL THAT FACIAL SURGERY AND SHE SOMEHOW LOOKS OLDER THAN HER YEARS.
Re: OLD – LOL—That's because she's so FUGLY and her punani is so stretched out it looks like a 100 year old cows stretched out udder. I was so happy that Christopher revealed that she's had her face stretched too tight. Even with all her millions she still can't fix that old haggard face of hers.
Madonna looks like she's in her 70's. Hell, old hag Joan Collins looks WAY better than her.
Oh SCHMO…she is NOT a genuine person. He Malawi gig was to "attempt" to gain the respect that Angelina Jolie has…She was jumping on the train…and guess what NO ONE CARES….people adopt everyday…I am adopted as is my brother..He is adopted from Africa…Do my parents run around saying LOOK AT ME … I AM SO WONDERFUL?? no. Madonna gets what she deserves…she is a rotten has been.
we'll see in 15 years how much respected is Angelina, the most fake woman in all universe. Now she's young and tabloids think she's cool, in 10, 15 yeras we'll see.
Madonna now is building a school in Malawi with her own money, not selling her kid's photos. Angelina only takes some photos, where are her hospitals or schools? Time will tell…….
#3 is great. Top 10 best seller. I read the book in three days, and have started reading it again. It is great entertainment. Gives you a fly on the wall perspective from someone who was actually there.
# 3 is excellent! hope he cashes in BIG!
I love reading the feedback on Madonnna posts they are ALWAYS 90% negative to Vadge, yet Perez keeps kissing her ass, I guess he must not read or care about his readers opinions.
Christopher had the guts to write this book and I applaud him for it. Madonna and everyone else remember this…..
IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TALKED ABOUT, THEN DON'T DO IT.
F*ck you christoffer !!!! I HATE you !!!
you wanna piss her off ??? don't worry She'll get you back You f*cker !!!
Love You Madge !! Keep the fighting spirit !!!!
Agreed! I love the book and am racing through it. Great read! Buy this Book!! His love for Madonna comes through even though they had a falling out. He deserves the best - good luck Christopher!
are u kidding astro ???
Gosh, I can't believe it !!
Hey Perez,
Madonna told her brother's secrets when she promised not to, why isn't she a backstabber? No, you have to love ugly ass Madonna. She can't sing for shit, and she hates gay people. Why do you think she lets Guy make anti-gay remarks??
Honestly who would want to read that fat fuckers book!!Madonnna is an open book he must not know her that well.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
FRAUDONNA THE LAME SONGWRITER BRIEF THEFT HISTORY:
The lawsuit-prone Madonna is no stranger to allegations of theft and unlawful conduct, as she has been credibly sued for theft, copyright infringement, plagiarism and assault on a minor:
1.) Chavez v. Madonna (1992)
2.) Easy Street Publishing v. Madonna (1993)
3.) Salvati v. Madonna (1997)
4.) D'Onofrio v. Madonna (2002)
5.) Bourdin v. Madonna (2004)
6.) Acquaviva v. Madonna (2005)
7.) Hamilton V. Madonna (2005)
8.) Sorrentino v. Madonna (sued for allegedly "choking" and "beating up" a 10 year old fan)
9.) Aisha v. Madonna (2005)
There is no other artist in music history with so many copyright infringement and plagiarism lawsuits and allegations of the same.
I bought the book at Wal-Mart for $17.99.
Saw it the next day at Barnes & Noble for $26.99!
(better yet, if you really want it, go to "usedisbetter.com")
BTW: While the book was interesting, it wasn't anything that we don't alreadyknow - THAT MADONNA IS A SPOILED BITCH!
I love it that Christopher was asked in an interview last week if he "recognized the Madonna from years ago"…and he replied: "NOT SINCE SHE'S HAD A FACELIFT" Hahaha! Gotta love it! On national T.V. no less!
What would definitely make a good read, would be a book by her daughter Lourdes! I can almost bet that mother & daughter will have a falling out at some point in the future.
P.S. I think Madonna is beginning to look like "Betty Davis" in some weird odd way. (and I don't mean a "young" Betty Davis either!)
Is there anything worse in the world than a brother doing this to his sister!!!!!
I guess family doesn't mean anything to him. Look at his face. He looks clearly untrustworthy from even this distance. Very sad. Families should stick together and love eachother. What is wrong with some people. And also I bet the book is boring and there isn't anything in it I haven't heard or seen or done before.
Not only he's still on the top ten, he's actually at number 2 now…
I find it funny Perez calling CC a 'backstabber.' Coming from the Queen of good taste and sensibility.
uh…just came back from the ny times site and under hardcover non-fiction, christopher is @ #2!! and congrats!! the only negative things he really says about her is that she's stingy with money and that she's a pain in the ass to work for. he says a lot of nice things about her and is proud of her success. perez, you really should read the book first before making your harsh judgments!
I read the book and dont think it is as bad as everyone is making out. He is simply showing us a more 'human' Madonna who has flaws like the rest of us. I didnt think there was anything shocking about the book - Madonna's behaviour that Christopher talks about in the book is nothing that I did not already suspect about her.
I am a Madonna fan and have been all my life and I am not pissed at Chris for doing the book, nor has anything in the book changed the fact that I love Madonna.
Kyall - Australia