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Please DON'T Do It!

Brooke Hogan has been approached to do a Playboy spread.

Why?!?1

Hugh is punishing us!

And, the no-talent failed singer is actually considering it!

Noooo!!!

Her mouthpiece said, "No decision has been made at this time."

Should Brooke say yes, would Hulk be behind the camera?

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: July 24, 2008 at 3:47 pm

243 comments to “Please DON'T Do It!”

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mac d says – reply to this

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WHY? WHY ? WHY?!!!!!!!!
Whitney_P says – reply to this

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agreed… i don't want to see those nasty funbags.
Yes! says – reply to this

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I'm curious to see what her snatch looks like, I'll admit it
mac d says – reply to this

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I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP HAVING KIDS….
big b says – reply to this

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1st
ssss says – reply to this

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first
SparklingBerry says – reply to this

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Whatever, don't all scanky daughters of stars do something stupid.
brthr says – reply to this

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probably
adfad says – reply to this

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I THINK SHE'S HOT.
rara says – reply to this

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first!!
Meow says – reply to this

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:)
[[MARLiSSA]] says – reply to this

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DO IT BROOKE! LOL HEY ITS EXTRA CASH!!
Margo says – reply to this

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I sure hope she says no. She would be better off in a play girl magazine.
dee says – reply to this

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Hulk gonna beat yo ass, fatty!
Emily says – reply to this

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EWWWW!
hunte says – reply to this

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im firsst!
Ash says – reply to this

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She like attention, im 100% sure she will do it. And yes Perez, im sure Hulk will be there. Brooke and Hulk seem to be a little too close. Nasty
flabb says – reply to this

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why not.. i like her… probably a huge bush too
Hotti says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTTTTT!
Meow says – reply to this

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first!!
KelD says – reply to this

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Oh please. Her music and everything sux but she has a smokin bod.
dee says – reply to this

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sorta looks like a breast self exam…i'm just sayin'…maybe its a public service add…lol!
dee says – reply to this

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sorta looks like a breast self exam…i'm just sayin'…maybe its a public service add…lol!
Brook says – reply to this

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Is she checking for breast cancer??? I'd buy the Playboy issue with her in it.
David says – reply to this

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Who cares?
BIRTH says – reply to this

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just please stop bringing trash into this world PLEASE
b says – reply to this

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first
Me says – reply to this

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What's the big deal, i'd hit that!
h says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwww
Poop says – reply to this

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fourth!
Kim says – reply to this

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Gee..she's one ugly ..pasty-faced chick!!! Hefner can't be serious!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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HEY IT'S MY B-DAY! DOES ANY OF YOU FUCKTARDS WANT TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
RCA says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!

DOITDOITDOIT!!! I'd buy a copy!!
DeAnN says – reply to this

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I think she will do it. She needs the money.
Kenne says – reply to this

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Nasty. And of course, she'll do it.
bonni says – reply to this

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brooke hogan is pretty and trying to make the best of the hardships in her family. pigboy adding his 2cents isn't making it any better. i support her 100% in whatever she does
maggi says – reply to this

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um… last time i checked to do a spread in playboy, you shouldn't be a guy. can you tranny
jen says – reply to this

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DO IT!!! i love her she's so hilarious on brooke knows best. and she's pretty too!!!!
**ShantiShanti* says – reply to this

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so regular looking……
plzz no!
pool says – reply to this

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This is the most unflattering photo EVER. IS she checking herself for breast cancer or WHAT? Remember on the Hogan's shoe where Hulk Hogan would never let her wear revealing outfits or show too much skin?
LOL..I guess all that changed after Hulkster started fucking young women! Now she can show it all because daddy can't say a thing in his defense!
Hells says – reply to this

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At least she's not horrible looking. I'd worry more if they approached Perez and asked him to do a spread for Playgirl…

Talk about sales plummeting.
LADY says – reply to this

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HONEY, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS? WHY? YOU ARE TO PRETTY. I KNOW THE CASH LOOKS GOOD BUT IF YOU'RE TRING TO HELP YOUR FAMILY THIS IS NOT THE WAY. EVERYBODY HAS HEARD TIMES IT WILL PASS.
jon says – reply to this

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She is totally going to do it b/c she is such a slut!! HOT mess, Tranny!!
Yep says – reply to this

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She is a thick boned girl, but would not mind seeing those tities.
Futur says – reply to this

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WHYYYYY HEF???
SHE IS LIKE 6 FEET TALL, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FIT HER ON A SPREAD?????????
HOW MUCH AIRBRUSHING WILL BE REQUIRED TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A WOMAN????
THIS IS DEFINATELY SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A TRUE BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chand says – reply to this

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What The Fuck? Why? Playboy just lost all my respect. Why are they so desperate. No one wants to see that bitch.
jaden says – reply to this

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she looks almost manly– she shouldn't pose!!!
tj says – reply to this

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i have to admit, i'd hit it in a second! yes she's big, but she's hot and a dirty white trashy way and i'd buy that issue!!!!
The T says – reply to this

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yeah, i heard about this yesterday.
migz1 says – reply to this

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she looks like a tranny
Fanny says – reply to this

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As you say Perez, she's a failed actress and a failed singer so what does she have to lose? I say do it! Oddly, being a trashy classless whore can do wonders for you in America.
HATE says – reply to this

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I think she should do it! Another example of how trashy the Hogans are. I would hope she aleast has a bible in her hand in the magazine so Hogan can continue to express how religious his family is.
LTS says – reply to this

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Does anyone thing that there is one iota of a chance that she WONT do the Playboy spread?

Anyone?
Shane says – reply to this

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Brooke Hogan in Playboy?

When did Playboy start showing cock & balls? lol
xp says – reply to this

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shit, chyna did it, why not brooke?
HAM says – reply to this

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With taht chizzled JAw and butch body shouldn't she be poseing for Play Girl?
Megan says – reply to this

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Pool i was going to post the same thing!
Futur If they put Chyna in playboy they can put just about anyone in there i suppose.
Dawn says – reply to this

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isn't she skanky enough?…but that seems to work in hollyweird for these types….
Coool says – reply to this

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I dont know if you see this, Perez
But she has a GREAT body.
She is curvy, and not pin thin.
She is fit.

I want her body!!!!
taylorr says – reply to this

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i think she should do it
she has a nice body
even if she is a bit of an amazon
Sassy says – reply to this

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EGADZZZ!!!!
SHES says – reply to this

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yuck!!! she looks like a damn man! believe me hardly anyone would buy it! im so sick of Playboy. all the bitches are so fake and airbrushed out the ass! If you wanna see REAL women you would be better off buying perfect 10 magazine rather than these fake ass ho's!!!!!
btexp says – reply to this

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Why don't you want to see her naked? I don't like her personality, but she is good looking and has a great body?
FRS says – reply to this

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I thought you had to be hot for Playboy to consider you?
harlo says – reply to this

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is it just me, or does she have a striking resemblence to stephanie pratt?!?!?!
Kris says – reply to this

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Yes Please! Please do it Brooke. Please?
Im kind of a traditional guy so I kind of hope she has some carpet (although for sure it doesnt match the drapes).
aw says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! she should be on playgirl cause shes butch!
DeX says – reply to this

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.
I HAVE DREAMED MANY TIMES TO SEE THOSE AMERICAN TITS
.
Harry says – reply to this

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Just say no. Pass on it, and avoid a world of trouble and really bad karma.
ME! says – reply to this

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Perez you are so hilarious and outspoken!!!!

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LeAnn says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOO!!!! my eyes!…
mimi says – reply to this

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I have never heard her sing so I do not know if she is talented or not but I think she is a beautiful girl and she has a great body. I do not see any problem with her being in playboy. She seems to be the only one in the Hogan family with half a brain.
Britt says – reply to this

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Brooke Hogan is eff wording NASTY!… Ughh please don't do it.
Kris says – reply to this

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Plus, yeah, shes thick, not fat, healthy. Thats hot.
lala says – reply to this

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why?? she looks like a Trannie!
uncle says – reply to this

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THIS WOULD BE THE HOTTEST SELLING PLAYBOY OF ALL TIME!
Marco Pervo says – reply to this

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She's a Maniston, baby!
SparklingBerry says – reply to this

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What's with the butt chin???
Hyde says – reply to this

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In this picture she's quite pretty although she needs to do a few ab crunches. Unfortunately though, the norm for her is overdone make-up and whore clothes. I feel kind of bad for her. She says some stupid things, but then look at her parents. Hulk is really,really creepy.
SparklingBerry says – reply to this

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Re: Dirty – If he is, what's it to you, idiot
lilio says – reply to this

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I have a 9 year old son - so I can't help but think this pose is a precursor to an armpit fart.
Crude says – reply to this

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do you think for one second that this girl would turn this down? but what I want to know is will daddy be there to help with the positioning?
COS says – reply to this

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She would be perfect for playboy.
Shes a bimbo airhead with a gret body
kari says – reply to this

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what the fuck. and throughout the tv series hulk is always shown being so damn overprotected, here brooke is actually allowed to do a playboy shoot? what the fuck is wrong with their family? who would actually see the spread??!
bling says – reply to this

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id get it.. shes not that bad looking she has a really pretty face and even though she is a bit thick she is not bad to look at
Elise says – reply to this

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The Hulk's gonna shit a brick.
KimmySita says – reply to this

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she doesnt even look good ith her clothes on.
why would n e one wanna see her with her clothes off?

i mean she is pretty.. but def. not playboy pretty
lisa says – reply to this

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what a slut, bitch, asshoe, sucking dick
LOL says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, I stand like this half the day on most days. Whats up with this stupid pose and who thought it'd be a good idea? I like the arm fart idea.
MONIA says – reply to this

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EWWW!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Her nasty ass dad will prob be the one tellin her how to pose!
Huh? says – reply to this

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Would someone please explain to me how Lindsay Lohan is the gay one, and not this tranny!……..Bizzarro world?
WHAT says – reply to this

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Her build is even beefier than her Dad's
check out her 'roid gut
e says – reply to this

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what a great way to punish her parents!
A-1 says – reply to this

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Her face looks like a man. Nice manly chin!
carrie143 says – reply to this

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if she doesnt do it shes an idiot, itll be one of the only good things in her portfolio and only good publicity shes gotten in a long time
ceej says – reply to this

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Why not? She's hot!
kasey says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Happy Birthday.
DON says – reply to this

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I WANT TO SEE IT ALL!! I HAVE ONLY DREAMED OF THE DAY I COULD SEE YOU NAKED UNTIL NOW…..PLEASE DO IT!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD DO FOR ME……..
norma says – reply to this

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perez i think your jealous that she looks good an your notrhing but a fat queen
KKUN says – reply to this

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In this picture…. It looks like she is giving herself a breast exam.

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