So Long, Farewell!

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   who the hell….

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   yay first and second

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   1st

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   FIRST

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   FIRSTs

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   first

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   first?!?!?!?!?!?!

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   somewhere around 4th? haha
   aww i liked here, that stinks

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   what??!!!?? perez, get us some more info!

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    FIRST
    & who?

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    woot top 5!! myb 2nd?

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    First!!

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    first??? that sucks. love her on the show. kathy seems like she would be okay to work for.

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    perez sits on his fatass all day and eats greasy popcorn
    he eats candy and pop and popcicles and goes to the SWEET FACTORY AND MCDOLANDS every damn day!!!!!!!!!! everytime his tub o' lard takes a step the whole house jiggles and the neighbors wake up.
    his poops are very large!!!! the size of boats.

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    first

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    NO! I love Jessica! I mean, I love Kathy more…but I loved Jessica. I'm watching D-List as im tying this! NO NO NO. Ugh this sux. Well…I hope this wouldn't affect a possible 5th season.

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    First!!!!!!

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    first!!! i liked jessica.

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    Oh puhleeze, the bitch didn't know her place.

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    first…or 2nd…..lolz

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    Isnt she Kathy's assistant assistant???

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    Is she looking for a new helper?

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    So, is she hiring? Because…I would TOTALLY work for Kathy Griffin.

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    jessica was the best part!!!!!!

25. Amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    KAty, if you are reading this I will be your assistant!!!

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    THIS IS BULLSHIT JESSICA WAS SO FUNNY AND LOOKED LIKE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND FOR KATHY PEREZ GO SAVE THERE REALANSHP

    WHERES DR. PHIL WHEN U NEED HIM.

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    first

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    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Aw… that sucks. I

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    First?

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    aw :[

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    I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLS LIKE A ROTTON ASSHOLE. NOW MY UNDERWEAR IS SOAKED IN MY WATERY SHIT. HELP!!!!

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    You have got to be kidding me. So the fuck what. She was not a HUGE part of the show. Plug in another assistant and the show goes on.

    "She was tired of Kathy." Right! What probably happened is she got too big for her britches… started feeling she was a co-star instead of the day player.

    How long until she is being paid by the enquirer or ok for some shit tossing at Kathy? Any guesses? I say 2 weeks. Who even new her last name?

    Underlings….. piss off.

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    FIRST or TOP 5..

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    enough of her?!? enough of making her famous for basically being an administrative assistant? enough of making her laugh or maybe she just hated that ocean view hotel that kathy got her when they went to Mexico on Kathy's dime. I'll happily take her place!!!!! HIRE ME KATHY!!!

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    ehh jessica was kinda annoying. not going to lie.

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    wtf i hate kate griffin she is ugly

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    www.pocketfullofpaper.com
    www.pocketfullofpaper.com
    www.pocketfullofpaper.com

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    That sucks. I liked Jessica! I like Kathy more though, so whatever.

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    the girl on the right has the nastiest 90's hair i've ever seen

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    If anything this is Kathy twisting the story out there for press, her and her cousin looked like that had tons of fun together.

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    Aww…

    Jessica added spunk to this show. I hope it was just a rumor. i love KG:MLODL, its such a hilarious show.

    Jessica was the ditzy hot mess, lol, but it made for good tv.

    RIP?

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    never really liked jessica
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    now there will be a search for a new assistant
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    that will make for good Kathy Griffin tv!
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    not watching shallow jessica and her fucked up face
    pretend to be earning her $$$
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    Kathy Griffin looks and smells like an anchovies cunt!

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    perez come on please post something interesting!!!! now yer gettin desperate u whore!!!! today is not a good gossip day for you is it?

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    Re: horny – go sky diving without a parachute bitch!!!!!1

47. becky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    get some more info perez!!

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    I've never really liked her anyway … oh well.

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    is katty griffith wearing a WIG??! ewz!!!

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    Re: M.A – hahahahah

51. Tony says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Jessica. Take Tiffany with you. You're all replaceable, don'tcha know?

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    no she's not a huge part of the show shit bag

53. Mike says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEREZ FIND OUT MORE DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    SHE-SHE LICK ME LIKE A LOLLIPOP. SHE SAID I'M L-L-L-L-L-L-LIKE A LOLLIPOP.

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    Good.

    Jessica is milquetoast boring.
    I LOVE Kathy, and she'll be fine without the weird little mousy Jessica.

    Tiffany and Tom are better anyway.

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    aw…i like jessica. she looked happy enough on this weeks episode. hmph.

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    g
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    ….Auf wiedersehen, goodbye

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    No way!
    Kathy!! Pick me! Pick me!

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    who is the fug on the right? if she was a huge part of the show, how come i don't remember her ass?

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    Awww. That sucks. I loved Kathy and Jessica. :'-(

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    good, glad she is gone. the bitch was boring and useless.

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    It must be very wearing on a soul to have to laugh at all the horrible jokes she says.

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    I honestly don't think she was a big part of the show.
    Anyways, she was getting big headed making on her $5 hour assistant job neways.
    Mine as well hire Guadalupe or Jose.

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    Oh please…her assistant was SO BORING! Kathy is the star and always will be. She will find a more fab assistant. She needs someone gaylicious.

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    Tired of Kathy? How many bosses in LaLa land would include their assistant on their TV show… hell not only include, but make her a star on it; hire the assistant an assistant; take the time to perform in her hometown (even if it was a bit… it is a bit that centered around the assistants!); take the time to take you to meet some of the famous people AND include the assistants in on the conversation in a non-condescending way (ie Anderson Cooper, the Woz, Rosie O'Donnell); and most of all, not mind that you were drinking on the job (even if it was New Years, she was on the job)… HELL, Kathy not only didn't say anything, she made up a fucking drinking game just for them - and carried it out on the air with Anderson Cooper on CNN!

    Hot damn… if I lived there, I'd so be applying. I even love dogs and little old ladies that swear and drink boxes of wine.

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    She had somewhat of an attitude problem.
    Eh, ok if she wont be there anymore.
    KATHY GRIFFIN, can I join the team?!

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    Re: p –

    you hate her because you think she's ugly? that's it? that's a reason to hate someone?

    Kathy Griffin. Is a goddess.

    As she would proudly say… suck it!

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    BIG GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ IS NO LONGER GAY!!!! HE JUST TURNED STRAIGHT AT 10:05 THIS MORNING AND HE IS AIDS FREE!!!! HE IS INTO GIRLS NOW AND CURRENTLY LOOKING….
    WE ARE SO HAPPY FOR YOU PEREZ!!!!!!! CONGRADULATIONS. *MUAH!*

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    No, she was not a big part of the show. That's the reason they are assistants, not managers.

    I'll take the job and do it 10 times better!

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    noooooooooooooo !!!! damnit! I like kathy and jessica

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    Re: sdf – Yeah, see, I'm thinking the same thing. I remember the name Jessica, cuz I remember Kathy saying her name repeatedly. But I never knew Jessica's last name and if I saw her on the street I wouldn't even know it was her. Granted, I missed season 4, but for the first 3, I never really paid that much attention to her; she came off as sort of a zero charisma sub-character so I only paid her any mind when Kathy was referring to her. Couldn't even tell you one thing that girl did; I don't remember her doing anything particularly memorable. Now Kathy's parents on the other hand…that's a whole 'nuther story!

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    People still give a shite about Kathy Griffin?!

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    Oh yeah…. and who else takes all her assistants to the f-ing Emmy awards AND has the assistants included in the pics with you and the award.

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    this news is so exciting i think i just piddled a little bit….lemme check……
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    ………………….NO WAIT…..I ACTUALLY PISSED MY PANTS!!!!!! ALOT!!!!! MY UNDIES NOW WEIGH 300 POUNDS OF PISS BETTA GO CHANGE DEM!!!!!

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    noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    when I lizten 2/thiz bitch talk…I really want 2 kick her effen teeth in

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    Who cares…I wish Kathy would fall in a hole with Andy Dick and never be heard from again. She was way ugly before plastic surgery and is way ugly now. Her shit isnt even funny….Be gone bitch!

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    Who cares, she probably thought she was a star or something. She was stupid and boring anyway. Good Bye, maybe she can be a receptionist now : ) that is what she is really qualified to do.

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    i wish i was upset about hearing this awful news…
    but i'm not.

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    Good riddance to that bitch JessiCUNT. I hate Kathy's ASSistants trying to upstage her, if they want the spotlight they need their own damn show. Also that fat mixed whore too that was 1/2 chink or some shit. That's what ya get for trying to steal Kathy's thunder, bitches! I hope you die JessiCUNT, you stupid fucking bitch! Kathy rocks, JessiCUNT sucks black AIDS cocks!

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    Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl – please fuck off, you illiterate bitch.

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    Re: Emmy – hahahaha agreeeeeeeeeed

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    maybe i should go kill a celeb so you actually have some interesting news for your readers piggez.

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    that sucks…i wonder what happened. but she has 2 other assistants, so i think she will be ok.

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    good! i never liked the assistant.
    LOVED kathy though.

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    so long
    farewell
    to you my friend
    goodbye…
    for now…
    until we meet agaAaaAAAaain.

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    jessica was fine, but girl had a shnozz on her.

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    to u tink u canz dance iz onz!!!!!! ima go watchit bitchEZ!!!!

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    eeEEEEEeeewWW my sissy jus ferted and it smell like sheet!!!!!!

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    Re: shit –
    who cares!!!

    and the time is wrong on this post.
    weird. is 9:45pm

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    who cares, jessica was meaningless.
    NEXT

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    I'll work for you if it entails: hang with WOZ, drink beer on the couch, and yell at your FACE

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    PEREZ WHERE U B LIVIN???? THE POST SAYS IT'S 2 HOURS LATA…..(11:55) BUT IT'S 9:46!!!!
    WHAT PEREZ U LIVE IN JAPAN OR SOME SHIT?

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    I LOVE KATHY, and i love jessica. jessica was my favorite!

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    perez please post something new. ANYTHING. i'm gettin bored here!!!

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    Re: taryn – if u loved jessica, then you're just as worthless as she was. ugh.

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    though she wuz cool and liked to drink and all…… bitch was not shit… and will continue to be just that, shit. without kathy…. arevadierchie bitch, don't let the door hit'chuh where the good lord split 'chuh!

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     oh please! had enough of kathy? kathy seems to treat all of her assistants rather well. i think jessica just let her own ounce of "fame" go to her head. i would be more than happy to take her place. kathy definitely needs a gay assistant!