This Is A Joke
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This is the ad Barack Obama should release.
Discuss.
Vampira!
What A Little Bitch BoyAmanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!
Can someone take this girl's license away, please?
Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!
[Image via WENN.]
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Shut-up fatty and keep posting gossip. No one cares about your politcal thoughts you fat sodomite
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first! i like it
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hahahaha!
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lols.x
bgahaahyahaa
Re: p – if you don't care about politics, you are the one with the problem.
YOU ARE A DIRTY GERIATRIC-IST, RACIST HOMO!
HAHAHA! first!
FIRST!.. haha.. thats funny shit.. obama really should release that.. to counter with MC-cains retarded campaign to show that obama is like fidel castro? (WTF)? lol..
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you shoulda put homer instead
Ageism is not a laughing matter!
Oh yeah , really clever
HAAHAHAHA! AHAH!
Very poor taste. We should have respect for our
candidates.
Hilarious!!
lol!
i would vote for obama if he put that ad out!!!!
15th!!!
Never have I seen a more fitting comparison! Perez, although I don't agree with your musical tastes, I sincerely love love love love you for this!!! HE IS GRANDPA SIMPSON!!!!!!!! ROTF!
Come on Perez, I thought you were smarter then that. Learn the facts!!
LAMMMMMMMMME.
I don't like politics, but he's done a hell of a lot more for this country then YOU have. You gossip about other people's lives. GOOD FOR YOU! WAY TO GO!!!!!!! And the only thing bad someone can say about him is he's old…I'd say that's good for him.
Are you going to put a picture of a black cartoon character next to Barack?
It doesn't really make any sense to me. I think he needs to stop posting political things though, I thought his website was about celebrities, not politicians.
This dude might be old, but he's got more brains & experience in one finger
than the big "O". Now…if we can just keep him breathing…
Comparing Fidel to Obama is realistic. Comparing McCain to that simpson dude is just plain stupid. No one cares to know where you stand. Obama is a communist - and not that undercover either.
I like it lol
I couldn't agree more..
Re: ari – read p's sentence 5 times again. then comment. retard. don't read what you want to see, read the whole fucking thing.
McCain is a fucking idiot. He is senile, he doesnt know fucking shit about economics, hes homophobic, anti freedom,… hes a hate mongering war loving moron who only appeals to the mindless hicks of america who epitomize the old, gun toting, chevy driving, whisky loving, white trash, country music bush loving americans who are DUMB ENOUGH to buy into the republicans' SCARE TACTICS. notice how mccain uses race, ie// muslim or cuban to compare obama to as if its a bad thing? HOW DUMB COULD AMERICANS BE TO BELIEVE MCCAIN!!!??? WHAT IS SAD, is that McCAIN IS going to win the election, because the government will not allow obama to win at all. they play on the american public's fear of fucking everything…. especially ”terrorism”. for fuck sakes give me a break. open ur minds americans and honestly look at obama for the LIBERAL, peace loving, responsible person he is. you have already screwd urselves enough by buying into what the republicans have offered thus far with 8 years of bush. dont do it again.
Screw Obama, Mccain is the better candidate for the presedency seriously barrack is too green…he never went to iraq until recently, and he only went because the media focussed on the fact that he'd never been there. How is he equipped to handle foreign affairs??? oh wait….that's right he isn't…Mccain on the other hand is a former prisoner of war, he was held captive for 5yrs…he had the chance to get out because his father was a high up member of the army and pulled strings, but he refused to go, instead he made them release another prisoner who'd already been there for 2yrs.
It's funny obama supporters are able to look past the fact that when asked a question, he'll give a round about answer, where he won't really answer the question he'll ramble about it/something and then give a short answer on it…he talks about change but doesn't give a real answer as to how he's going to achieve these things…where as Mccain is consice and to the point.
HELL YEAH! NICE, PEREZ!!!
age isn't really a primary factor in this election. you really need to get the facts. your like soulja boy, only attacking him cause of his age?! come on dude, he's a war veteran and prisoner of war, and he knows more about this country than you ever will. show some god damn respect. for both obama and john mccain.
To bad you have to be a typical liberal, I'm here for a laugh and you for some dumb reason see fit to make absurb posts like this. I don't care what your political affiliation happens to be, you also happen to be funny, leave the political stuff the pundits and stick to the funny stuff.
THAT'S FUNNY PEREZ! HEY IT'S MY B-DAY DO ANY OF YOU FUCKTARDS WANT TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I am pretty sure no one repects and/or considers your political views correct or intelligent
Re: Sally – FUCKTARD!
I'll take old age over complete lack of experience any day!
HAHA what a dick, oh wait that is what you like to suck.
Re: ctizz – thats how dumb you are, you don't even get it. hes not saying obama is like fidel, hes saying fidel supports obama (WTF??). My god you are dumb.
Re: p – Listen up Douchey McFly, No one cares wtf you think. From this comment I gather you are a not so bright person who is dum enough to make fun of Perez like anyone cares who you are. You obviously not caring about politics also supports my above statement that you are mildly, possibly severly retarded. So many people say what goes on politically doesn't have any effect on their own lives. People make me so sick. Get involved already loser. Normally I would look at this comment and just think "hmm, stupid person" but good for you someone was bored enough to stop and give you some attention. GO YOu!
Re: ari – they were talking about PEREZ'S thoughts you fuck head
LOVE IT! mcrap will use our tax dollars to have some big boobed nurse change his shitty diapers!
lol funny stuff perez
I am voting for Mccain. NEVER EVER NEVER EVER vote for Obama (shithead)
Re: Audre – oh boo hoo, this guy IS a joke.
i want to pll that lump off his face
hahaha thats classic.
oh negative ad campaigns.
seems hypocritical for a homosexual to discriminate against someone for their age. Bash his religion and Obama's color while you're at it.
Re: krist – um, looks like you don't keep up with your politicians. McCain would be worse for this country (and I can't even believe i'm going to say this) than another term with Bush, which basically is what you would get by voting for him. Plus, with how everyone screamed bloody murder at Clinton getting a little something something from someone other than his wife, don't you think it's a bit shady that McCain divorced his wife because of her looks (sure, he can say all he wants that it was not the reason for the divorce..just like Clinton "didn't inhale") and then is engaged to a model type beer heiress less than 2 weeks later? I honestly could care less what they did with their lives, as it's the things they claim they will be doing if they make it into office that's more important, but so far McCain really hasn't shown he's going to be doing any better than wackjob Bush has.
i hate john mccain with a flaming passion, but this post is just plain stupid. stick with celeb gossip, perez.
Actually, it would be hillarious if they posted one with McCain and some dufus in a KKK hood (instead of Grampa Simpson)… I mean seriously, if McCain wants to continue the route he is on - why not post an equally absurb ad for him!
FAT SLOB, leave politics out of your gay gossip column. Your probably not even a legal citizen who can vote.
HAHAHA MCCAIN NEEDS TA HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY
McCain 08'!!! OBAMA=FUCK NO
CLASSIC!!
Love it.
Re: Whate – He's a insular douche completely out of touch with the current generation of voters , Important issues and the rest of the world. He also can barely string coherent sentences together. You seriously want another unintelligent person running the country?
He may of well have done more for his country than perez (examples please) , past victories aren't sufficient to compensate for his buffoonery and embarrassing lack of basic geographical knowledge and make him eligible for the presidency over other clearly more competent candidates.
As for respecting candidates – I agree , I would also point out however he and his party have waged a smear campaign against Obama that can be described at best as racist xenophobic and vile I'd say he's escaping lightly if Obama used something like this – which I doubt he would. Obama for prez.
Mccain is so desperate already. usually candidates dont go so negative this early but it clearly shows that the mccain camp are very worried.
you know why Mccain will lose? Because his campaign is not about him, it's all about Obama. All he can do, and all his surrogates can do, is attack Obama relentlessly. They cannot praise or elevate McCain. Mccain inspires no one, he puts people to sleep. Ever seen a Mccain rally? Mostly 60-70 year old geriatric white people.
Too funny!
WOW.you people are the stupid FUCKTARDS if you vote for Mccain.DO YOU WANT THIS WAR TO NEVER END AND TO SEE YOUR CHILDREN,FUTURE CHILDREN,FATHERS,BRTHERS,UNCLES AND COUSINS DEAD????!!…IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE IF YOU VOTE FOR THIS AHOLE.He betrayed his wife and cheated on her..someone he supposibly loved.WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE GIVE 2 SHI$% ABOUT US??!
i wonder how long that took you to think of Perez. 2 maybe 3 hours? dont hurt yourself thinking alright?
McCain has his weak points, given. Don't knock someone for being old though. I personally feel a lot more comfortable have someone that has been around, seen a lot, and been through a lot than someone who has 143 days of senate experience. Yes, 143 days. Count them.
Re: ginav – Are you for real, Clinton did that WHY HE WAS STILL MARRIED stupid, McCain got a divorce, Im a going to fast for you.
If you not like the president LEAVE we do not want or need you.
GOOD ONE PEREZ BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD MOLEMAN!
You should have a pic of young prostitues and have that quote on there. Once his wife expires like old milk he will be going after another youngin.
Re: ctizz –
your so stupid. the campaign wasn't to show that Obama is like Fidel it was showing that if Fidel is backing OBama what kind of a man must he be. Please for the sake of America DON'T VOTE especially if you cant understand the concept of a simple campaign
if you dont like what Perez has to say, then WHY do you voluntarily come onto HIS website?! no one is forcing you, so theres no need for obnoxious comments! i actually LOLed at work to this one! And PS. Grandpa Simpson is not only really old, but also DUMB AS ROCKS. perhaps THAT is where Perez was heading with this…
I kinda hope Obama will win just so the A-Holes who keep dissin Bush won't have a focal point for their hate. I'm sick of their supreme negativity. The USA can withstand 4 years with an inexperienced tax and spender in the white house, and hopefully inflation will be so great my real estate will quadruple in value, kinda like the 1970s.
Its like the Jimmy Carter election all over again. People are unhappy with a good president and elect a nice guy with no history just because they want change.
Fuck you Perez, you fat fuck.
Once Again A Liberal piece of ….! Stick to Gossip not politics….
Re: gaga –
ok 2 points. ONE- HOW will my family all die if we vote for him? Will someone come and kill my cousins father uncle cousin etc. Don't think so.
SECOND. So its ok for CLINTON to shove a cigar up his Secretary's vagina while in office?
MANNNNNNNNN you political views are GOLDEN
Re: Audre – john mccain doesn't
Looks who the racist is now? Hypocrite!
OBAMA IS A JOKE!!
Yeah, and if someone posted something like that about Obama fucktard then EVERYONE would be in an uproar!
Re: Megha – MCCAIN IS TO THE POINT?!!! LMAO GO ON UTUBE AND watch the DEBATE WITH ANDERSON COOPER BEFORE HE WAS CHOSEN AS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE AND TRY IT AGAIN SISTER. he is NOT to the point. lol ohhh you'll find the video if you search 'MCcain is an idiot'. no joke. go watch him dance around the question of economics by naming off members of his 'team'. lol. his ONLY strength is his military service but he can only ride that shit for so long. hes a loser.
unfortunately, you lose for this little creation perez. all you can say is "he's old" every time someone discredits the inexperienced, naive Obama. I would rather have someone "old" in office than Obama, with his emotive utterances supported by scant substance (e.g., some vague notion of "change"). Obama is the candidate of idealist, beer-swilling college slobs.
the older the better as far as i'm concerned
You obviously dont know shit.Please get your facts straight!He met her and persued her while married to his wife.He met her while he was away on some trip that was suppose to be "work related"..um yea right!..oh and to top if off his wife is crippled
Re: JR – You obviously dont know shit.Please get your facts straight!He met her and persued her while married to his wife.He met her while he was away on some trip that was suppose to be "work related"..um yea right!..oh and to top if off his wife is crippled
Awww! Look at all ya'll supporting your GREAT GREAT GREAT Grand Poppa! Aren't you afraid he'll go senile and blow up a couple of states? Its great he was a navy fighter pilot WOOPY! Wasn't Nixon one too? Come on ya'll vote for the better evil! Obama has new ideas and seems like he will do his best to IMPROVE things around here not keep everything soooo shitty! Fucking republican biggots!
Re: ginav –
You "could care less" dear? that means you care.
Please learn to speak English, then post. And while we're at it, before you post again, please try and make a coherent and relevant argument.
Re: Megha –
agreed!
God help us if the Africa loving Obama is elected. You clearly do not know anything about Politics. This is what is wrong with this country. Idiots! People stupid enough to post this shit and people stupid enough to put faith in it and vote according to a fat gossip columnists opinions.
I dont want Hussein Bareback Osama to get president, But I also dont want Old ass Mcslain to get it either. Sorry to be so picky, But neither one is what we need, Bring back CLINTON and not hilary. Bill was a good pres. just cause he got caught gettin some head dont mean anything. Im sure anyone of you guys on here would try to get some.
perez you make me laugh! so funny!
You can always tell the McCain supporters on this site. They use all CAPS and make personal slurs and incoherent ramblings, kind of like their beloved President Bush does at press conferences. McCain will not win in 08 and smart republican's know this, that's why they nominated him. They know it's a change election and the Democrats will take it this year, that's why they gave the Democrats their most beatible canidate. Why waste good talent? Use that talent for when the Democrats mess things up.
He was a POW. (Prisoner of war) So at least he knows what it means to serve his country. Obama is a racist muslim and should go back to selling cars.
Obama was in the taliban! vote McCain!
HAHAHAHA.. Uneducated fucktards that probably masturbate over the stars and stripes / confederate flag nightly will BELEIVE any obvious fictitious shit espoused by their crummy republican party. OBAMA FOR PREZ. luv ya perez xx
Perez, you really have no clue at all do you? Stick to celeb gossip! Take your head out of the sand and wake up! OBAMA is a false hope u fool =[
Re: gaga – You can not live someone elses life and if you judge on that shit grow up and get the hell out of this country
Hi I'm Cindy McCain. I'm an elitist and so is my husband. Do you know he never really worked a real job? Did you know I had/have an addition to pain killers and even stole some and was busted? Did you know we never paid our property taxes in Florida (just one of our five homes). Did you know Barack was also an elitist because his mother was on welfare and he made 3.5 million from his book sales? Did you know I am worth 100 million and then some and that Johnny called me a cunt in public? Johnny also left his first wife who was disfigured in an auto accident. He prefered me because I was younger and richer.
Re: meg – First of all im a liberal!and even though i did vote for clinton after he did what he did to his wife i 100% ageed that he should no longer be our president..Second..i didnt men your family will LITERALLY all die.you see how smart you are?..what i mean is that it will affect everyone in general one way or another because chances are if hes President the war wont end any time soon so its gonna be someone in your family or someone you know well that will end up going to iraq.Eventually if theres a draft it will literally be your brother and father joining the rest and dont expect them to come back safe and sound!…LETS SEE HOW BEING PRO WAR AND BAD A@# PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE WHEN ITS STARTS AFFECTING THEM PERSONALLY!
HOw bout celebrities stop telling us who to vote for -JOHN MCAIN IS MORE QUALIFIED for the job - oh i forgot perez your not a celebrity anyhow just a wanna be-THIS IS A GOSSIP SITE NOT POLITICAL SITE
Mr Burns would of been better
Re: JR – lets see how bad as# and pro war you are when this war starts affecting YOUR family and your life because this war wont end anytime soon if hes president..it will only get worse and of course if hes president fu$% this country!! IM OUT!..BUT YEA YOULL SEE HOW BAD YOU REGRET YOUR STUPID CHOICE SOMEDAY AND SO WILL THE REST!
Hi I'm OSAMA I mean OBAMA!
HAHAHAHA PEREZ YOU NEED TO STICK TO UR DAYTIME JOB, NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK. U MAY BE GOOD AT GOSSIP BUT YOUR CHOICE OF CANADATES IS OBVIOUSLY NOT UP TO PAR. OBAMA IS AN IDIOT!!! What is still left of AMERICA please vote Mc Cain 08 baby, maybe we should compare OSAMA TO OBAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whatever….does any1 know that we are pulling troops out of IRAQ u cant just do it right away -does any1 remember 911 I GUESS NOT! Show SUPPORT AND BE PROUD OF YOUR COUNTRY
Re: Cutie –
Obama is the candidate of fat, college-aged slobs who know nothing about the world