Vampira!

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An insider tells Star magazine that Avril Lavigne is going to have some work done on her teeth.

About time!

"Avril hates her fangs," says an insider. "She is planning on having them filed down by a cosmetic dentist. It's just something she has always been insecure about, especially since everyone is staring at her mouth when she sings. As soon as Avril finds some time to take off so it won't interfere with her singing, she's getting it done!"

That's the only work she's having done?

When will Kiki Drunkst get her fangs shaved down?????

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm / Email this  »

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    1. B says – reply to this


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      1st

    2. 5th!! says – reply to this


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      5th!!

    3. eleni says – reply to this


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      who cares about it???

    4. marti says – reply to this


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      they say us brits have bad teeth!.x.

    5. c says – reply to this


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      big fucking deal

    6. OU says – reply to this


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      so stupid, we all have 'fangs', aka 'eye teeth'!! only you in your ultimate lameness would 'report' on this. give it up Lame Story Boy.



    7. 7

      Whaaat, Avril's teeth are totally fine, the pointy factor makes them awesome.

    8. m says – reply to this


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      people are watching her sing?

    9. cali says – reply to this


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      I hope this is just a stupid rumor. I love her teeth. She should take some acting lessons cuz she'd be an awesome vampire in Twilight. ;) I HATE when celebs go get their teeth fixed. They look like clones of each other. I like unique. Not cookie-cutter.

    10. Jodie says – reply to this


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      Re: budi – OMG she is very sweet and I love her very much.
      I know she has many fans but why she was playing on " C asu al se ek . co m " recently? I am very sad to hear that she was seeking one night stand? Why did she seek partner online? I hope it is just a mistake. Who can help me to check it?

      Piss off hit-whore.



    11. 11

      Are you kidding me? I think her -as well as Kirstens- teeth are unique and personal. Why should everybody be perfect?! You live in a weird twisted world there in US where everything in life about how you look.

      Perez should have a look in the mirror.



    12. 12

      shes fucking discusting. i hate her.

    13. minx says – reply to this


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      I think the fangs are cute! Not everyone needs to have perfect Hollywood fake vaneer teeth!

    14. harlo says – reply to this


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      omgosh why would she do that…i thing fangs are gorgeous. i wish mine were more prominent :(

    15. JUNE says – reply to this


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      What's wrong with her teeth? They look fine to me.



    16. 16

      SHE IS TURNING INTO SUCH A PRIMA DONNA! HEY IT'S MY B-DAY DO ANY OF YOU FUCKTARDS WANT TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    17. xsive says – reply to this


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      I highly doubt she is going to do anything like this. I mean look at the source "Star' magazine , they are almost as bad as Perez for making up stuff. but don't worry Perez you are still the best bullshitter in the biz !

    18. Fucko says – reply to this


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      Hey there Fat Fuck Perez! Go eat shit you worthless mutha fucka! We are sick of your lame lard ass. At least Avril has some talent - all you do is trot around like a little piggypoo! Wish someone would dispatch you - NOW that would make good reading!

    19. GodHa says – reply to this


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      How punk rock of her.



    20. 20

      "That's the only work she's having done?"

      Oh please! If she had all sorts of work done you would still hate her and call her a plastic cunt. I know she's annoying and her music sucks but really, why do you have it out for all these young hollywood types? Jealous much?

    21. DALE says – reply to this


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      Her teeth are beautiful! There unique and sexy, I hope this rumor from a "source" from a rag like "star" is bullshit. Avril is my future wife.



    22. 22

      Re: LettyB – Happy Birthday :)

    23. cathy says – reply to this


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      whats wrong with pointy teeth? you are so stupid sometimes perez

    24. DALE says – reply to this


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      Re: xsive – I AGREE!

    25. WAT says – reply to this


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      D: i love fangs!
      she should get something done about her singing-abilities, imo.



    26. 26

      Her appearance (teeth included) is the only thing good about this dumbass.

    27. Elena says – reply to this


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      When will she go away?

    28. Sara says – reply to this


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      I met Avril backstage at a philadelphia shoe, Avril was really polite and shy, don't worry about what people are saying about you on the outside. nowonder she has insecurity's with everyone always judgeing her.

    29. adam says – reply to this


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      what the fuck is your problem?
      leave the bitch alone.

      god, you fat people and your fakeness.

    30. DALE says – reply to this


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      Re: LettyB – Your mom should've had an abortion retard.



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      Re: April** – THANKS MAN!

    32. DALE says – reply to this


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      Re: Elena – NEVER! HAHAHAHA!

    33. Lulu says – reply to this


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      What she needs most is to work on her personality and her nasty habit of spitting on people. She needs to stop being nasty to what fans she does have. All the dentistry in the world can't fix ugly on the inside. Nasty little ungrateful brat.

    34. FRACK says – reply to this


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      Re: LettyB
      HEY LETTY!
      YOU JUST NOW REALIZED THAT THIS TIRED TALENTLESS HACK ACTS LIKE A PRIMA DONNA?

      ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY….WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
      YESTERDAY.



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      Re: DALE – ACTUALLY I WAS CONCIEVED IN A PETRIE DISH! FUCKTARD!

    36. off t says – reply to this


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      OMFG! Talk about too much money to do with!!! I am gonna say this once and one time only: You wouldn't be a huge effing superstar diva bitch if you had an effing FLAW, dumb-ass! Every one who has got some kinda surgery work done has made them less nice looking than they were before. Do not do it! You nor nobody else.

    37. Angel says – reply to this


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      theres nothing wrong with her teeth though :s

    38. Kelly says – reply to this


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      I happen to like their fangs, I don,t think she should have them removed!



    39. 39

      Re: FRACK – GOOD ONE FUCKTARD!

    40. Sarah says – reply to this


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      That's stupid…

    41. Pervo says – reply to this


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      Leave those fangs alone. They're sexy. Bite me, please.

    42. knowi says – reply to this


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      It would take her 10 minutes to have it done, it's no big deal…..

    43. xsive says – reply to this


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      Re: Lulu

      you really believe everything Perez says don't you. you should really figure out for yourself. Perez refuses to post anything about Avril that would change the view he wants people to have of her. he didn't post that when she was signing autographs last week she stayed until everyone had a autograph. so he Spit on the Paparazzi, Good for her ! at least she isn't punching them out (yet, I would love it if she did !) like some celebs. She has never been rude to her fans. You can ask any of them that, You must realize that Perez likes to try and create an image for celebs that he believes. then he misquotes, makes up stuff, changes facts to support his views.

    44. off t says – reply to this


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      Re: Sara – Oh, sorry dear Sara. Avie is not shy. She is polite most of the time but not shy. Just extremely stuck up to the point that encountering the average person anytime anywhere is such a psychological trauma for her that she can only deal with by feigning demureness and running away as soon as possible, the idiot.



    45. 45

      hm. the only thing interesting about avril IS her fangs LOL.

    46. incom says – reply to this


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      i didn't realize it was such a big deal…sheesh. i think fangs are kinda cute!

    47. boots says – reply to this


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      i like teeth like that…its different…but she's a douche

    48. holly says – reply to this


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      lay off the fangs perez!lots of people have them.and they really suck.they make you really insecure about your teeth.you don't know what that feels like.SO SHUT UP!!!

    49. sexyf says – reply to this


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      I LOVE THE FANGS. THEY COULDN'T BE SEXIER. KEEP THEM AVRIL - KEEP THEM PLEEEEAAASE! ps. you 'first'-ers should be kicked in the groin. grow up.

    50. brits says – reply to this


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      and you brits do have bad teeth. Hers are perfect, straight and white.

    51. Chel says – reply to this


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      Re: LettyB – Happy Birthday, cute little troll :-)

    52. Heath says – reply to this


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      Lame. I love my fangs. I think they are hot. Who wants flat lame cow teeth?



    53. 53

      Not to mention the accidental geldings.

    54. Linda says – reply to this


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      OMG! When are you going to lay-off your hatred for this talented girl? You must be very jealous of her talent if you have to continue to spew hatred at her.

    55. Seren says – reply to this


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      I actually love her fangs, they're cute! I don't know why but I cannot stand Keira or Kirstin's mouths and teeth though..

    56. troy says – reply to this


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      FANGS R HOT



    57. 57

      getting rid of her fangs won't make her any better looking.

    58. liz says – reply to this


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      that's funny..

      my dentist said i should get braces because my fangs are starting to file down a bit.

      avril is an idiot.

    59. Laura says – reply to this


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      God…she needs to stop being so bloody shallow! I hadn't even noticed her "fangs". And even if they were noticable so what? Just get over it. Be proud of your fangs, woman!

    60. DreaP says – reply to this


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      that sucks. i thought her 'fangs' were pretty cute, actually….

    61. hmm says – reply to this


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      I never noticed anything wrong with her teeth, they're fine. I hope she leaves them as they are.

    62. Julie says – reply to this


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      i don't like avril at all, but i did think that those teeth were the only cute thing about her..

    63. ings says – reply to this


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      WHY DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO LOOK THE SAME???

      WHY DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO LOOK THE SAME??

      WHY DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO LOOK THE SAME???

      It's so disappointing that the people who have influence over the perceptions
      of so many people just disregard their human responsibilty to promote self
      confidence and encourage beauty in difference and originality.

      It's so obvious- this is the generic age.

      It makes me sad- take a moment to think everyone:
      Everyone has such self-doubt today, how is it natural and why do we support people who engender these negative feelings???

      WHAT IS WRONG WITH US TODAY???

    64. ines says – reply to this


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      I dont like avril but her smile is so cute!

    65. ines says – reply to this


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      she is about to look like hillary duff

    66. sandy says – reply to this


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      You pick on Avril too much. It is boring. Besides, you have never bagged on Christian Bale's fangs - he looks like a kitten when he talks.

    67. hmm says – reply to this


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      you kinda need those for ripping and tearing. people, we have the type of teeth we do for a reason. we ARE supposed to eat meat, or we wouldn't have any pointed teeth; our teeth would look like a horse's teeth if we were only supposed to eat plants. man, we really are dumbed down…guess big brother got what he wanted.

    68. Danie says – reply to this


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      "As soon as Avril finds some time to take off…" WTF she should have PLENTY of time with all her shows being canceled all the time. LOL She pretty much has time to get her teeth shaved all day, every day!

    69. Jamie says – reply to this


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      My 5 year old son has "fangs". I think they are cute.

    70. Elena says – reply to this


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      Ridiculous. My fangs are way longer than hers. I'd never even noticed any on her.

    71. ANDRE says – reply to this


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      Re: LettyB – HEY FUCKTARD,I HOPE U DIE REAL SOON.FROM A PAINFUL ILLNESS..BE TORTURED! YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE and a LOSER. AND YOU DO ALL THIS FOR ATTENTION> PPL NOTICE…NICE WAY TO GIVE MEANING TO UR MIZERABLE LIFE.SHITFACE

    72. Bubba says – reply to this


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      They need to remove her "spit" glands, so she won't be able to expectorate on people.

    73. Nonbr says – reply to this


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      She needs to keep them, as that is the only interesting thing about her….

    74. f says – reply to this


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      i think she has beautiful teeth,she has a realy cute smile that goes with her whle goth look. bt if it mkes her happy n helps her get a better self esteem i c no reasn y she shudnt hav her teeth alterd :) i hd canines that wer waaay above wer they shud b, a lot of my frends n family didnt want me 2 get braces bt i knew that i cud never smile with confidence unless i gt braces… i stil hav them nw! 6months 2 go lol

    75. cass says – reply to this


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      i like avril just the way she is,
      she doesnt need to change anything..

    76. era says – reply to this


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      i have teeth kinda like that and i love 'em. wouldn't file them down for anything.



    77. 77

      I don't see why she is so insecure. I think that her teeth are a type of distinct signiture. I know it sounds dumb but it kinda gives her a sexy edge.

    78. dmd says – reply to this


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      GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO COCK SUCKER!!!!

    79. Kate says – reply to this


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      "When will Kiki Drunkst get her fangs shaved down?????"
      The day Perez "Fat" Hilton looses 30 pounds…

    80. Kari says – reply to this


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      she still sings??? psh.

    81. Alex says – reply to this


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      aw, i like her teeth the way they are



    82. 82

      Re: ANDRE – REALLY I DO THIS FOR ATTENTION! DUH! THANKS FOR GIVING ME SOME FUCKTARD!

    83. Alyss says – reply to this


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      one day, everyone will wake up and realize how silly cosmetic surgery is. Her fangs???

      How VAIN is she? WHO CARES!!???



    84. 84

      Re: Chel – THANKS MAN!



    85. 85

      Re: dmd – LOL!



    86. 86

      hahaha…"when she finds time" ..what else is she doing…oh right, opening for the jonas brothers. Maybe she should keep that money in savings instead…

    87. J_Bri says – reply to this


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      They're called canines. Everybody has them. People only see what they expect to see, so if Perez says her teeth are pointy, all the lemmings agree.

      Jeez, have you seen how pointy Hilton's teeth are? Or the size of his tits? Or how his eyes are too close together? Or his weird eyebrows?

      Ignore these people, Avril. They're just bottomfeeders. Be who you are and let the fans fall where they may :)

    88. Doud says – reply to this


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      *gasp!!* =O
      i

    89. Laryn says – reply to this


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      I LOVE the "fang" look…she looks awesome. I wish i had teeth like hers, she should reconsider.

    90. scott says – reply to this


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      shes beautiful and i have fangs to so shut the fuck up. maybe you should stop worrying about her and get your resceding hairline done

    91. Mande says – reply to this


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      I like her fangs and Kirsten's. It shows that they have real teeth and not perfect white squared mouth set! Oh well.

    92. Mai P says – reply to this


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      what about her face? Wait not you can't fix that shit

    93. maga says – reply to this


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      Che todo bien ,me encanta tu blog y todo ,pero ademas de criticar que haces?

      Creo que sus dientes no son tan gravez ,ni los de ella ni los de dunst ,yo tengo los mismos dientes ,y no todos deberian tener los mismos dientes iguales de sonrisa colgate blancos como la perla.
      Encerio ,a Avril Lavigne la odio y todo ,pero dejala en paz.

      Los defectos existen ,por suerte.

    94. The E says – reply to this


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      Too funny reading Perez talking about someone's teeth.
      Dude, perhaps you should consider getting your teeth filed down to a more reasonable size.
      I read in a dental journal that ones teeth should never represent more than 5% of your entire face when smiling. …and yours are like what, 15-20%?
      Of course, it doesn't help that you have a fred flintstone size head on a mark wahlberg sized body.

    95. ELE says – reply to this


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      why the fuck should she have her teeth filed down. i guess you were just having a difficult time actually finding something wrong with her to criticize.

    96. Presh says – reply to this


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      I love my fangs!!

    97. edith says – reply to this


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      that's great!!! and perez you are so mean
      Avril looks goregous on that picture!!! but you ruin it with your awful pictures.

    98. mimi says – reply to this


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      good for her…BUT WHEN THE FUCK IS KIRSTEN DUNST GONNA FUCKING LEARN?SHE SHOULD GO FIX HER FUCKING TEETH TOO,IIT'S DISGUSTING!SHE HAS LOTS OF MONEY,SHE SHOULD GO FIX HER FUCKING TEETH,GO KIRSTEN,UR TEETH FUCKING SUX!

    99. paiwa says – reply to this


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      I hate her. but I lOVE her fangs!



    100. 100

      I love my fangs. And never until now thought that they were something to be self-conscious about. I want to be a vampire in Twilight!!

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