Vampira!

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An insider tells Star magazine that Avril Lavigne is going to have some work done on her teeth.

About time!

"Avril hates her fangs," says an insider. "She is planning on having them filed down by a cosmetic dentist. It's just something she has always been insecure about, especially since everyone is staring at her mouth when she sings. As soon as Avril finds some time to take off so it won't interfere with her singing, she's getting it done!"

That's the only work she's having done?

When will Kiki Drunkst get her fangs shaved down?????

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Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm / Email this »

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SUPER says – reply to this

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WHAT! SHE'S AN IDIOT ~ YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE TIME OFF TO HAVE YOUR TEETH FILED DOWN. MY DENTIST DID IT FOR FREE AND IN 2 MINUTES AS I WAS HAVING A CAVITY FILLED. SHE'S SO LAME BUT THANKFULLY SHE IS GETTING THOSE FANGS TAKEN CARE OF!!
sabri says – reply to this

102

well no one give a shit about the bitch anymore anyways..
good for her though.

HEY AVRIL! go steal another song! yeah, and apply even MORE makeup.
lef says – reply to this

103

Any dentist can file your teeth..
You don't need a "cosmetic dentist" for cripes sakes!
eh says – reply to this

104

she's trippin. there is nothing wrong with her teeth.
denis says – reply to this

105

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Sara says – reply to this

106

No wonder people have such low self esteme. What a fucking stupid thing to say. Theres nothing wrong with her teeth
sad says – reply to this

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Why do girls want to look the same as everyone? Avril is so beautiful, and it is her unique look that makes her beautiful. Why do people do this to themselves?

Perez, you seriously need lipsuction, though. I had no idea you were so fat. Also, some serious work on the face is needed. You are one ugly dude. wow.
CMc says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!! WTF???? Really Really REALLY! You are starting to really become a hate monger. Report what is out there and keep your comments to your self.

You have historically made little one liners filled with humor usually inside humor, but take a LONG LOOK AT YOURSELF NOW!!!!!

It is apparent that you have become VERY JEALOUS of the young Hollywood crowd to the point of obsession.

I cant believe you havent teamed up with BIG BOOTIE KIM K and make fun of the crazy bitch Shanna during her latest episode!! She deserves to be ridiculed. Don't write about Avril and her teeth. For goodness sake, LOOK AT YOUR FUCKED UP TEETH. At least I guess you have bleached them but they look so British and fugly.

Stop writing about she and Rumer and they will dissapear! You and your jealousy keeps them in the eyes of your site's fans.

I'm sure you wont be reading this, we'll see I guess…….
cindy says – reply to this

109

Her teeth are awesome the way they are. I love the goth fang look, wish I had that.
She should ditch the blond and pink shiz-that needs attention ASAP!
CMc says – reply to this

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Re: J_Bri – Yes. J_Bri…..I forgot those fucked up features on him other than his fugly teeth. Ya think he is a BINGE EATER!!!! He blew up mighty quickly dont ya thank???
Avril says – reply to this

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She's just an ugly person all-round. Filing down a couple of shitteous fangs aint gonna make her look pretty.
* says – reply to this

112

She's hideous. Poor girl.
Tony says – reply to this

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The fangs that Viral needs to save down aren't her teeth.
.
it's her girl-attitude towards the world
.
grow up and be a part of the Universe!!!
bunse says – reply to this

114

I'll forgive the fangs if she'll JUST GET NAKED!!
Mixed Chick says – reply to this

115

leave avril alone i luv her she is one of my favorite singers. avril rocks!!
Kerry says – reply to this

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Kiki and Avril will fix their teeth when you get gastric by pass surgery, you fat ass. At least they aren't led around my Paris Hilton and her opinions!
jack says – reply to this

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can i just say that she and her publicist are RETARDED…it doesnt take a "cosmetic dentist" to file teeth and you dont have to take anymore than 5 minutes to get your teeth filed. no numbing, no surgery..nothing..takes less time then a dentist visit….she wouldnt have to take any time off…and what is she doing that she needs to take time off of??? dumb
sterl says – reply to this

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Why can't she just get AIDS and die?
Flang says – reply to this

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Re: budi – fuck off and die
Nicol says – reply to this

120

IM not even an Avil fan or anything but i thik she should keep 'em bc they make her look fierce, they give her an edge
pixie says – reply to this

121

God gave us those so called fangs to protect our other teeth from being ground down. Others not so fotunate to have such fangs teeth get to be tiny over the years. The so called fangs protects your other teeth, she is STUPID to file down her suposidly fangs and very VAIN! She will have teeny weeny teeth by the time she is 40, ewwwwwww. She needs to rationalize this and her dentist should tell her NO, and the reason behind it. Otherwise he is a STUPID dentist too!
memem says – reply to this

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wow someone actually has a little individuality in hollywood and they're erasing it on purpose. good job.
Angel says – reply to this

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Fangs are natural. Human ancestors once had very pronounced canines, fangs are just a sign of our more carnivorous origins and I am PROUD of them. I wish my fangs were as pronounced as hers.
jewlz says – reply to this

124

I hope this isnt true i love her teeth…i have fangs but there not as cute as hers.

Avril Rocks!
Perez Rocks more!
moe says – reply to this

125

she should had done that since the beginning
Butch says – reply to this

126

This information is from the STAR and the Star alway makes shit up just like Perez does, so it is all bullshit. And Avril has publicly stated that Avril said she is happy with the way she is and she has never had any work done and and does not plan on having any work done in the future. Avril's fangs are staying just the way they are.
stevo says – reply to this

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fuk all u haters avril lavigne is hot
J_Bri says – reply to this

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Re: jack –

Well, she's in the middle of a world tour, she's got a fourth album to write, a starring role in a movie coming up, and she's working on her high school diploma. How exactly are YOU filling your time? Reading Perez?
Absol says – reply to this

129

Avril is the UGLIEST VAMPIRA I have ever seen.
steph says – reply to this

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very sad that people might even consider getting work done on their perfectly healthy teeth.
awesome that you spread this kinda news and seem to support it perez, congratz on that…
what? says – reply to this

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I had this done and it takes seconds to do. If her story is true then, get er done!
Franc says – reply to this

132

Stop wasting time and blog space on this shit. You destroyed her. Don't make me think about her teeth.
IRISHme says – reply to this

133

fuck you perez sort out your own teeth
lovAV says – reply to this

134

her fangs are not obvious and even if they are, AVRIL is still GORGEOUS!!!mannn!!!i love AVRIL ME
arnau says – reply to this

135

what a lie …..
she will not work them trust me !
LEOK says – reply to this

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HER TEETH LOOKS GOOD EVEN THE FANGS

FACE GOOD TEETH GOOD TITS GOOD ASS GOOD SKIN GOOD

SHE JUST HAVE RACOON EYES

MORE IMPORTANT SHE JUST NEED A PERSONALITY TRANSPLANT BECAUSE SHE IS A BITCH TO HER FANS
Carey says – reply to this

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Re: Kerry – Hi Kerry…SO TRUE!!!!! and you know that stupid bitch Paris makes SO MUCH FUN OF HIS FAT ASS behind his back. She is a stupid 2 faced psycho bitch who he wants to be!!!!!! So sad.
teece says – reply to this

138

don't do it. !!! you'll look worse
veron says – reply to this

139

At least you can tell her teeth are REAL.
allis says – reply to this

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pardon me, but what the fuck is the problem with avril's teeth, perez? you mean…gasp!…it isn't PERFECT? Maybe, just maybe, before you dare to comment negatively on anyone's anatomical features, YOU should take a look in the mirror. Shit, we ALL ain't all that! I agree, her music sucks. But, don't go there again, perez. My love for you slipped a couple of knotches this time!
kirst says – reply to this

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this is stupid. I had cosmetic filing done on my teeth by a normal dentist in about 20 minutes and I can't see how it would possibly affect your singing whatsoever. no pain or recovery involved at all.
reali says – reply to this

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Avirl is on RCA, which is Sony BMG. How does it make sense for you to 'promote' this artist, no matter how bad.
Yes, she is a hasbeen, but this goes against snubbing Sony, since they are suing you.
cutezombiefromouterspaceblah says – reply to this

143

omg, her teeth doesnt look that bad.
instead she should buy herself talent
BW says – reply to this

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igkhgbkbnmbo
Mah says – reply to this

145

I love Avril Lavigne
abi says – reply to this

146

There's nothing wrong with her teeth. Yeah, so what they aren't perfect, but she's just turning into the person she used to hate - a clone.
Just another 'perfect smile'
her fangs are cool
geeez.
me says – reply to this

147

there is nothing wrong with her teeth. I love it if my teeth look like that!!
.... says – reply to this

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_____________________________________________________________
This could have been done in 5 minutes when she got her record deal, before/as part of her 'punk' make over.
Then again, she probably liked the 'vampire' ooh omgs scary freaky effect of 'having fangs' before. Worked for her image.

Your teeth don't affect your singing, especially if you're just shaving a little off 2 of them. And anyway she always sings off key/out of tune LOL
so who cares…….
.... says – reply to this

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lol I forgot to say they're a bit late now.
Getting it done 5 years and 2 milllion photos and close up shots of her teeth later…
on says – reply to this

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Re: J_Bri – behalf of jack.
And how are YOU spending your time?? You are reading Perez too. Let me guess, you need some lite entertainment because you are in the library and too stressed out from spending 3 straight hours studying for your law degree??
*I* (and jack I'm guessing) weren't pushed on stage when we were kids to earn our parents money/get fame, didn't win a competition to sing onstage with Shania Twain. Didn't take on a fake punk poser image and bad mouth Britney Spears to get attention because our CD sounded okay, having been tweaked and all, but couldn't sing for shit live!! even though we emphasised we were SINGING LIVE, UNLIKE MOST STARS TODAY (because they can't sing either, though most of them danced onstage)
So no, we are not currently on a fucking world wide tour!!!!!!
and LOL about the high school diploma. LMFAO!!!!!!
That's a nice achievement for a 23 (almost 24) year old to be WORKING ON. !!!!!!
I think it's safe to say most people on here did that at SCHOOL AGE. LOL!
on says – reply to this

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Re: on – ~On behalf of Jack continued~
-everything Avril has is due to luck, then people using her hoping to make money or because she bought it.
EG: Singing career: she was chosen to be the next big thing (pop star). got songs wrote for her, recorded, altered in the studio, given an image, directors for music videos, hair stylist, makeup artist etc etc.
Bought/was given guitar lessons, drum, piano etc lessons. Had time to learn them because she had personal tutors, is rich and doesn't have a real job (lots of free time). She also faked it at the start of her career.
Modelling: only got that because of singing career that she was lucky enough to be GIVEN. + she either bought it and/or was took on for the chance that it will attract her teeny fans.
Acting: only got a CHANCE at that because of her luck in being GIVEN a singing career allows her to do pretty much what she wants. +Took on by directors etc because she either bought it or for the chance that it will attract her teeny fans/ make money for the film.
IN SHORT: Fuck off, douchebag. Stop sticking up for her like she did ANY of it herself. We could all do that and better if we were given it like she was.
raggs says – reply to this

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she is now the OPENING act for Disney Jonas in Hartford and Hershey. OUCH!
raggs says – reply to this

153

she should keep the fangs. She's nutz if she shaves them down.
marle says – reply to this

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There are things more important than perfectly aligned teeth! It's not like they are furry, rotten and yellow…….
anaki says – reply to this

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I LOVE Avril's beautiful teeth!!!
pau says – reply to this

156

te odio puto de mierda
Brazi says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ

VIADO VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUUUUUU _|_
Allie says – reply to this

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PEREZ, SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD LOVE THIS STANK CUNT MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH AVRIL LAVIGNE, BUT YOU SHOW THE WORLD THE FUGLY BEAST SHE TRULY IS. THANKS SEXII!!!
telli says – reply to this

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Re: BenBarnes! – don't be sticking up for her shes a trash whore
telis says – reply to this

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Re: Tundra – you shut up too girl you can talk about how pretty and unique people are on someone elses profile. avril is a dirty horse and doesnt deserve your "kindness"
Allie says – reply to this

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everyone who sticks up for avril need to wake up and see that she hates her fans, whom she constantly flips off and insults. you're all trying to be nice, and if she saw this, shed probably tell you all to fuck yourselves. because SHES A FUCKIN CUNT
Papagaj says – reply to this

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I think hers are way cutee… especially on her. I hardly even noticed them.

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Amanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!

Can someone take this girl's license away, please?

Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!

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