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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
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who cares just use it as fuel to continue with your weight loss!
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I was surprised to read her blog on " C asu al se ek . co m ". I don’t understand why she write blog on a d'ating s'ite for c'asual e'ncounter. Does she feel lonely and want to date with someone?
That dude sucks! Perez, you are amazing, and you look amazing.
hahaha… hes funny…. dont worry about him perez, you look great… first?
love him!!!
i LOVE chelsea hanlder!!!
First!!!!!! and perez dont listen to the asshole. you are fabulous!
i thought he was spot on you fat piece of shit!! you are talking shit about him, so what do you expect that he wouldn't say shit about you!! no matter how much weight you've lost, you're still fat and you'll never stop being ugly….so eat it!!! hahaha I love it!!! nice dose of your own medicine you disgusting twat
he's such a loser!! he's got major self-esteem issues to be putting you down, perez…but in all fairness, who wouldn't have low self-esteem with madonna as a sister…
What do you people expect, Madonna will do most anything to make money and so will her brother, they are family after all. Do you really think if the shoe was on the other foot she wouldnt do the same thing hes doing now.
i loveeee chelsea!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH awesome! I actually kinda don't hate him as much now….lol
I want to start by saying that Chelsea Handler f%ckin' rules!! She makes me laugh so hard. Love her!
Secondly, I think this dudes insult on Perez was hurtful, however, I will also say that Perez says plenty of hurtful things about celebrities that have done absolutely nothing to deserve his drawings and slams, so this could be karma coming back around.
Let's not dish it, if we can't take it.
omg what an ass. you are looking so good perez!!
OH MY that man is as queer as a pink elephant at gay pride and how pathetic is he! Someone needs to tell him to look in the mirror b/c he is paunchy! He must be one insecure fuck b/c you know he reads EVERYTHING thats written about him.
I LOVED THIS CLIP!!! I TOTALLY CHANGED MY OPINION OF HIM…..
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THANX FOR PUTTING IT UP PEREZ! I WAS TOTALLY HATING HIM BEFORE THIS
CHELSEY YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm starting to like this guy now, hes so spot on u are a fat ulgy cunt, even if you do shift that 20 stone to be some what thin you'll still look rank you are a big fat flamer queer(and i'm gay) u are disgusting
fuck him, he's just jealous! that's the only way he could get back for you writing blogs about him.
Haha he burned your ass!!
He was joking perez!
That guy is clearly an idiot.
And congrats Perez; you look great.
He's joking right? If Chelsea didn't give him an intro, I wouldn't have even known who he was. And not only is he on the chub side (not that I'M judging), but he is kind of tore-up in the face (ok, now I'm judging). Honestly though, Perez, you look A+++Mazing! Keep doing what you're doing, and let the haters fuel you to your goals. You're like our Batman and that guy is more like Two-face (but uglier).
go chelsea!!!
I saw that last night, and I was mad for the rest of the show! He is a bitch. I do love me some Chelsea though.
HAHAHAHA Perez got OWNED
PERVERTED FREAK!!!
HAHAHA…
Great stuff! People are starting to backfire at you, fuckin' fat screaming queen.
thats funny - but you have lost a lot of weight hes jsut bustin your chops
PEREZ I'D RATHER HAVE SEX WITH YOU THAN WITH BALDY MCBALD ANYDAY!
You can dish it out but you can't take it Perez. What a big baby you are. You make part of your living trashing people and putting crap out there about celebs. This guy writes a book about his sister ( try to forget for a moment that it's the woman you would love to have been ) and it pisses you off. Who knows if what he says is true or not. He does know her better than you do though, that probably makes you mad too. The comments he makes about you……get over yourself already.
lol "short and ponchy?" Battle of the queens
Chris is absolutely right!
He's hardly short.
Slightly paunchy perhaps, but he still is way hotter than PH.
And I love Chris's deep voice.
Compare that to PH's lilting queeny voice.
He was 100% correct… they had him confused with Perez Hilton!
He'll always just be Madonna's Brother, no matter how badly he wants to be famous. Give him his 15 min, he'll go away soon.
Perez is more famous then this DB will ever be.
He is just envious of you!!! And you are way cuter than the brother of the year.
HOLD UP AN EFFEN MINUTE!!!!!!!! WHY NOT POST THE WHOLE INTEVIEW?… IT WAS A GREAT ONE, AND REALLY HE ISNT AS MUCH OF A PRICK AS PEREZ LIKES TO PAINT HIM OUT TO BE. CHECK THE WHOLE THING OUT ON EVILBEET.COM. AND PEREZ, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT DON'T DISH IT!
You can dish it out and have at this man like there was no tomorrow but when it comes to taking it, you are a total girl. What a freakin' double standard you have you whiney little thing. BTW, I've seen you out and about here in Hollywood and Christopher is right. You are short and fat.
Why taking it the wrong way Perez? You just can't pretend you're not fat… so what the deal here?
I don't worry about what he has to say. You really do look great. If what he said got to you maybe you can learn from and not make comments about what other people look like.
Haha Perez, you wack ass bitch!
Oh come on, Perez! It was funny. You haven't exactly been supportive of him, have you? If you can dish it out you should be able to take it. You look fantastic but I doubt if you would put up w/an extremely homophobic brother in law either. Laugh it off. PLUS, it was on Chelsea's show, not like anybody saw it anyway…
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What's more pathetic than when you have to beg for the crowd's approval? Oh I know, when they only respond to your pleas wth half-hearted sympathy claps. He should get a show with Omarosa. Assuming they have tv in Hell.
Hey fatty…pot meet kettle. You can dish it out but not take it huh, chubbo. You're still fat and I'm sure that the weight that you lost makes your skin hang like sleeve of wizard.
You're still fat. Embrace your obesity. This guy just moved up a notch on my list.
Later, Pfatty.
Perez, we all saw you on the fourth of july you look great. Don't let that asshole get to you at all. The crowd was also not very convincing in their clapping. You have millions of fans rooting for you. The only thing he's got is his sister's fame.
hahahah he totally dissed you perez
So you can dish it, but you can't take it?
HAHA! LMAO! I like him he has a good sense of humor! You got dissed! Perez! Get off Madonnas CROTCH already!
Stop kissing Madonna's asshole Perez! The only reason you stick up for her is because you hope to be her next "Christopher" but it ain't happening! Haven't you been listening? Her HUSBAND doesn't like gays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop kissing that old hags ass!!!! you are such a brown noser.
Well, he nailed that one on the head. Can you handle it Perez? Heck, even Chelsea laughed at your expense. I LOVE IT! You're the troll.
PEREZ HILTON! HE WISHES! Perez, you ride Madonna's coattails so much better than he ever could! At least you respect the diva.
Right on Christopher!!!
Christopher and perez a match made in heaven
Actually, I agree with him.
:o :O Don't listen to him Perez!!
Perez, yo really are a fat piece of shit. You are gross. I never call people gross either but you are nasty
oh shut up perez!! you called him a douche so he can say something back to you!! and the book is TERRIFIC!!! team christopher all the way, congrats on going to #2 next week on the ny times bestsellers christopher!! and with hardly any promotion, just a few guest spots!!
I LOVE Chelsea Handler!!! But, come on! That guy looked like a complete douche. He totally interrupted the segment by needing to stand up and draw attention to his fat belly. Yeah…I am glad she called him out on his little "nugget." I think it is hilarious he had to draw you into it…he's just a jealous name dropper Perez! You look great and he looks like an ass!
so you can bag on other people but when it happens to you, you cry about it? thats pretty mature. are you gonna sue him? shut the hell up fatty. just because you lost weight does not make you think. just a little less fat. would you care to wager you gain 20 pounds before the year us over? douche. everyone needs to go to d l i s t e d.com he at least doesnt thinnk he is some great gift to world and can make fun of himself at the same time he makes fun of others.
Perez if you're going to give shit you've got to learn to take it, and come on its no secret that your chubby.
Re: Mego – um were you watching the same video i was watching? he still looks like shit and he has all that skin….oh my gross!!! he talks shit about so many people and then he gets pissed when they say shit about him….fuck him, he deserves it
Yea! Perez Hilton is a fat slob! Short and pauchy is right! You go Chris! Madonna is a greedy whore! Plus she looks like a man. There is nothing feminine about Madonna! Those man arms of hers are not sexy. Anyone who likes Madonna's recent music must be deaf! Perez is just jealous that he didn't get to write a trash novel about Madonna first!!!
What a bastard that Christopher is! I'm sorry Perez, you don't deserve that!
What's wrong Perez, can't handle a little criticism?
You sure love to dish it out, but can't handle it when it comes back to you.
why the hell are you idiots standing up for perez and saying "oh poor perez you dont deserve that". WAKE UP! he talks shit about people every damn day. people he doesnt even know and people that have done nothing to him. you losers need a new hobby. perez is ugly, has no fashion sense and still looks like a chubby loser.
WHEN QUEENS ATTACK! I TOTALLY LOVED HIM. HE WASNT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL! HE MADE ME WANT TO BUY THE BOOK!
THIS GUY'S A FUCKIN TOOL!!
You dish it out enough…you should be able to take it !! He's taller and more fit !Poor CC !! He needed an air-tight contract with boss Madonna and a good legal & collection team! Why do celebrities think working for them is a privilege and an honor and employees should grovel at their feet for a paycheck or work for free? She sounds like a bitch!! And, more neurotic than that guy on Bravo's Flipping Out!!
your soooooooooo right…you two look nothing alike…he is much BETTER LOOKING than you! and chelsea pointed up his "nuggett"…she's honest, at least…but YOUR "nuggett" is more like an oozing barrel or pork fat renderings…jiggle it for us one more time, fatty!
w.e perez at least ur doing something to not be fat,keep up the good work bb dont let the haters bring u down eff em!
UHHH. you're not thin.
I think its so funny the way people type comments about how they think you, (Perez) are this and that and you suck yada yada yada, but yet..they are all up on you site….
Well I think you rock and I love ya even though I don't always agree w/ all that you say or do but you still f***in rock!!
dont listen to him, perez!
ur sooo cute and not pudgy!
drop kick him, perez!
Bitch definitely runs in the family… but what happened to dishing it and taking taking it?? Chelsea Handler rocks btw!
Perez, when you are 64 lbs & lying on your aids-ridden deathbed, you will still be a fat-ass!
TEAM CHRISTOPHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez…you know you deserved that one. You totally judged him without reading his book first and jumped to many conclusions.
Perez if your gonna sling, you gotta take it (not only up the arse). He is a sell-out who happens to be spot on about your body type !
before i you say anything about MADONNA whether u like her or not…
remember….this is her brother………it's ABSOLUTELY horrible..what he's doing….to fund his cocaine/drug addiction…he has real problems…
If this was my brother i would be totally devastated.
Christopher needs to go for some real help.
Re: chica – 'Chica' that was the dumbest staement of 2008. How the hell old are you?Re: kimv – Kim V–you are right-on!
This man is a genius and is now my hero. Fuck the cunt!!!!
dear prez,cry me a river!you have much said much worse about others!you can dish it out but can,t take it humm?
Re: oli – Learn a new word and learn how to spell while you're still 12. It's p-a-u-n-c-h-y. Got it? Good.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was funny
He is pudgy and not very attractive (crater face). Chelsie (love her) pointed that pudgy "nugget" out. He's a snarky angry bitch. Take his "joke" as a compliment. He obviously cares what you say about him.
Geez
It's one thing to fuck with the Madge,
But to try to fuck with Perez!?!?
The up and coming "Queen of Lean?!?'
Like I said, "Hola-Fuckola!"
Love it! Hilarious!
Chelsea is the best!
NOT TRUE. Perez you're better than he will ever be!
he's a douche and you're awesome!!
PS: i recruited two of my friends into becoming as obsessed with your blog as i am haha thanks for keeping me up with all the good gossip!!
WoOT!! YAY!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE CHELSEA!!! The funniest shit comes out of her mouth!
omg perez i saw this last night and knew you were gonna put this post up…dont even care what this loser says his 15 min of fame is going to be over in about a day…everyone loves you!! keep up the good work! =D
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OH NUH HUH!! STEP OFF GIRLFRIEND!! THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA IS GONNA BE ALL UP YOUR SHEEEET NOW!!!
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TELL LEECHY MCLEECHERSON TO GET SOME ROGAINE AND SOME VENEERS BEFORE HE SPEAKS YOUR NAME AGAIN!!
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OH YEAH AND MAYBE HE CAN GET A JOB SO HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN MONEY, A LA PEREZZERS!!
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LOL Perez you know you're a fat ass just learn to live with it.
you deserve it perez! how come you can dish it out but can't take it?
Perez, don't you think you are being a hypocrit!! You talk so much trash about people (how they look, how they act) and you are getting upset that someone makes a comment about u!! You are just like other bullies—-you can dish out the dirt but you can't take it!! Maybe this just gives you a taste of your own medicine–SWALLOW IT!!! I am a big Madonna fan and I still think there is nothing wrong with him writing this–if anyone else was her brother and had all this info, they would make money from writing a book too!!
Mario, you criticize EVERYONE who has ever been in front of a camera, so you can't make us think that your "feelings" were hurt. You're the most unkind person out there. Christopher was being funny, not cruel, like you are most of the time.