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What A Troll!

Filed under: Madonna

Dear Christopher,

Get your eyes checked, Shady McShady!

xoxo



141 comments to “What A Troll!”

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  1. linda says – reply to this
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    first@

  2. carro says – reply to this
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    first

  3. neato says – reply to this
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    who cares just use it as fuel to continue with your weight loss!

  4. ann says – reply to this
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    tsk tsk

  5. ehiu says – reply to this
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    I was surprised to read her blog on " C asu al se ek . co m ". I don’t understand why she write blog on a d'ating s'ite for c'asual e'ncounter. Does she feel lonely and want to date with someone?

  6. Bec says – reply to this
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    That dude sucks! Perez, you are amazing, and you look amazing.

  7. manda says – reply to this
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    hahaha… hes funny…. dont worry about him perez, you look great… first?

  8. kelse says – reply to this
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    love him!!!

  9. L says – reply to this
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    i LOVE chelsea hanlder!!!

  10. maggi says – reply to this
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    First!!!!!! and perez dont listen to the asshole. you are fabulous!

  11. twat says – reply to this
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    i thought he was spot on you fat piece of shit!! you are talking shit about him, so what do you expect that he wouldn't say shit about you!! no matter how much weight you've lost, you're still fat and you'll never stop being ugly….so eat it!!! hahaha I love it!!! nice dose of your own medicine you disgusting twat

  12. chica says – reply to this
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    he's such a loser!! he's got major self-esteem issues to be putting you down, perez…but in all fairness, who wouldn't have low self-esteem with madonna as a sister…

  13. HOT B says – reply to this
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    What do you people expect, Madonna will do most anything to make money and so will her brother, they are family after all. Do you really think if the shoe was on the other foot she wouldnt do the same thing hes doing now.

  14. crazy says – reply to this
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    i loveeee chelsea!!

  15. Anghe says – reply to this
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH awesome! I actually kinda don't hate him as much now….lol

  16. Lance says – reply to this
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    I want to start by saying that Chelsea Handler f%ckin' rules!! She makes me laugh so hard. Love her!
    Secondly, I think this dudes insult on Perez was hurtful, however, I will also say that Perez says plenty of hurtful things about celebrities that have done absolutely nothing to deserve his drawings and slams, so this could be karma coming back around.
    Let's not dish it, if we can't take it.

  17. hayle says – reply to this
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    omg what an ass. you are looking so good perez!!

  18. HOT B says – reply to this
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    OH MY that man is as queer as a pink elephant at gay pride and how pathetic is he! Someone needs to tell him to look in the mirror b/c he is paunchy! He must be one insecure fuck b/c you know he reads EVERYTHING thats written about him.

  19. 19

    I LOVED THIS CLIP!!! I TOTALLY CHANGED MY OPINION OF HIM…..
    *
    *
    *
    THANX FOR PUTTING IT UP PEREZ! I WAS TOTALLY HATING HIM BEFORE THIS
    CHELSEY YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!

  20. me says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm starting to like this guy now, hes so spot on u are a fat ulgy cunt, even if you do shift that 20 stone to be some what thin you'll still look rank you are a big fat flamer queer(and i'm gay) u are disgusting

  21. ahole says – reply to this
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    fuck him, he's just jealous! that's the only way he could get back for you writing blogs about him.

  22. shell says – reply to this
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    Haha he burned your ass!!

  23. FIONA says – reply to this
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    He was joking perez!

  24. Jilli says – reply to this
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    That guy is clearly an idiot.
    And congrats Perez; you look great.

  25. Team says – reply to this
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    He's joking right? If Chelsea didn't give him an intro, I wouldn't have even known who he was. And not only is he on the chub side (not that I'M judging), but he is kind of tore-up in the face (ok, now I'm judging). Honestly though, Perez, you look A+++Mazing! Keep doing what you're doing, and let the haters fuel you to your goals. You're like our Batman and that guy is more like Two-face (but uglier).

  26. 26

    go chelsea!!!

  27. Nic says – reply to this
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    I saw that last night, and I was mad for the rest of the show! He is a bitch. I do love me some Chelsea though.

  28. Fe says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHA Perez got OWNED

  29. Bryt says – reply to this
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    PERVERTED FREAK!!!

  30. €sp says – reply to this
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    HAHAHA…

    Great stuff! People are starting to backfire at you, fuckin' fat screaming queen.

  31. haha says – reply to this
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    thats funny - but you have lost a lot of weight hes jsut bustin your chops

  32. Brian says – reply to this
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    PEREZ I'D RATHER HAVE SEX WITH YOU THAN WITH BALDY MCBALD ANYDAY!

  33. kimv says – reply to this
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    You can dish it out but you can't take it Perez. What a big baby you are. You make part of your living trashing people and putting crap out there about celebs. This guy writes a book about his sister ( try to forget for a moment that it's the woman you would love to have been ) and it pisses you off. Who knows if what he says is true or not. He does know her better than you do though, that probably makes you mad too. The comments he makes about you……get over yourself already.

  34. oli says – reply to this
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    lol "short and ponchy?" Battle of the queens

  35. hahah says – reply to this
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    Chris is absolutely right!
    He's hardly short.
    Slightly paunchy perhaps, but he still is way hotter than PH.

    And I love Chris's deep voice.
    Compare that to PH's lilting queeny voice.

  36. Pwn3d says – reply to this
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    He was 100% correct… they had him confused with Perez Hilton!

  37. LOL says – reply to this
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    He'll always just be Madonna's Brother, no matter how badly he wants to be famous. Give him his 15 min, he'll go away soon.
    Perez is more famous then this DB will ever be.

  38. Mary says – reply to this
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    He is just envious of you!!! And you are way cuter than the brother of the year.

  39. 39

    HOLD UP AN EFFEN MINUTE!!!!!!!! WHY NOT POST THE WHOLE INTEVIEW?… IT WAS A GREAT ONE, AND REALLY HE ISNT AS MUCH OF A PRICK AS PEREZ LIKES TO PAINT HIM OUT TO BE. CHECK THE WHOLE THING OUT ON EVILBEET.COM. AND PEREZ, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT DON'T DISH IT!

  40. Tsk! says – reply to this
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    You can dish it out and have at this man like there was no tomorrow but when it comes to taking it, you are a total girl. What a freakin' double standard you have you whiney little thing. BTW, I've seen you out and about here in Hollywood and Christopher is right. You are short and fat.

  41. NOM says – reply to this
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    Why taking it the wrong way Perez? You just can't pretend you're not fat… so what the deal here?

  42. Jeff says – reply to this
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    I don't worry about what he has to say. You really do look great. If what he said got to you maybe you can learn from and not make comments about what other people look like.

  43. Ben says – reply to this
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    Haha Perez, you wack ass bitch!

  44. jewel says – reply to this
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    Oh come on, Perez! It was funny. You haven't exactly been supportive of him, have you? If you can dish it out you should be able to take it. You look fantastic but I doubt if you would put up w/an extremely homophobic brother in law either. Laugh it off. PLUS, it was on Chelsea's show, not like anybody saw it anyway…

  45. Myron says – reply to this
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    NEVER
    HAVE
    I
    SEEN
    SUCH
    A
    BITTER
    QUEEN.

  46. FReal says – reply to this
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    What's more pathetic than when you have to beg for the crowd's approval? Oh I know, when they only respond to your pleas wth half-hearted sympathy claps. He should get a show with Omarosa. Assuming they have tv in Hell.

  47. Dish says – reply to this
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    Hey fatty…pot meet kettle. You can dish it out but not take it huh, chubbo. You're still fat and I'm sure that the weight that you lost makes your skin hang like sleeve of wizard.

    You're still fat. Embrace your obesity. This guy just moved up a notch on my list.

    Later, Pfatty.

  48. Mego says – reply to this
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    Perez, we all saw you on the fourth of july you look great. Don't let that asshole get to you at all. The crowd was also not very convincing in their clapping. You have millions of fans rooting for you. The only thing he's got is his sister's fame.

  49. 49

    hahahah he totally dissed you perez

  50. Erica says – reply to this
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    So you can dish it, but you can't take it?

  51. SMH says – reply to this
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    HAHA! LMAO! I like him he has a good sense of humor! You got dissed! Perez! Get off Madonnas CROTCH already!

  52. Kara says – reply to this
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    Stop kissing Madonna's asshole Perez! The only reason you stick up for her is because you hope to be her next "Christopher" but it ain't happening! Haven't you been listening? Her HUSBAND doesn't like gays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. mizzy says – reply to this
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    Stop kissing that old hags ass!!!! you are such a brown noser.

  54. Beave says – reply to this
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    Well, he nailed that one on the head. Can you handle it Perez? Heck, even Chelsea laughed at your expense. I LOVE IT! You're the troll.

  55. Not! says – reply to this
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    PEREZ HILTON! HE WISHES! Perez, you ride Madonna's coattails so much better than he ever could! At least you respect the diva.

  56. Anony says – reply to this
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    Right on Christopher!!!

  57. match says – reply to this
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    Christopher and perez a match made in heaven

  58. Bren says – reply to this
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    Actually, I agree with him.

  59. Sarah says – reply to this
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    :o :O Don't listen to him Perez!!

  60. Sarah says – reply to this
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    Perez, yo really are a fat piece of shit. You are gross. I never call people gross either but you are nasty

  61. carol says – reply to this
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    oh shut up perez!! you called him a douche so he can say something back to you!! and the book is TERRIFIC!!! team christopher all the way, congrats on going to #2 next week on the ny times bestsellers christopher!! and with hardly any promotion, just a few guest spots!!

  62. Lisa says – reply to this
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    I LOVE Chelsea Handler!!! But, come on! That guy looked like a complete douche. He totally interrupted the segment by needing to stand up and draw attention to his fat belly. Yeah…I am glad she called him out on his little "nugget." I think it is hilarious he had to draw you into it…he's just a jealous name dropper Perez! You look great and he looks like an ass!

  63. Will says – reply to this
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    so you can bag on other people but when it happens to you, you cry about it? thats pretty mature. are you gonna sue him? shut the hell up fatty. just because you lost weight does not make you think. just a little less fat. would you care to wager you gain 20 pounds before the year us over? douche. everyone needs to go to d l i s t e d.com he at least doesnt thinnk he is some great gift to world and can make fun of himself at the same time he makes fun of others.

  64. maris says – reply to this
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    Perez if you're going to give shit you've got to learn to take it, and come on its no secret that your chubby.

  65. yuck says – reply to this
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    Re: Mego – um were you watching the same video i was watching? he still looks like shit and he has all that skin….oh my gross!!! he talks shit about so many people and then he gets pissed when they say shit about him….fuck him, he deserves it

  66. Hero says – reply to this
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    Yea! Perez Hilton is a fat slob! Short and pauchy is right! You go Chris! Madonna is a greedy whore! Plus she looks like a man. There is nothing feminine about Madonna! Those man arms of hers are not sexy. Anyone who likes Madonna's recent music must be deaf! Perez is just jealous that he didn't get to write a trash novel about Madonna first!!!

  67. Limey says – reply to this
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    What a bastard that Christopher is! I'm sorry Perez, you don't deserve that!

  68. l says – reply to this
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    What's wrong Perez, can't handle a little criticism?
    You sure love to dish it out, but can't handle it when it comes back to you.

  69. Will says – reply to this
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    why the hell are you idiots standing up for perez and saying "oh poor perez you dont deserve that". WAKE UP! he talks shit about people every damn day. people he doesnt even know and people that have done nothing to him. you losers need a new hobby. perez is ugly, has no fashion sense and still looks like a chubby loser.

  70. MEL says – reply to this
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    WHEN QUEENS ATTACK! I TOTALLY LOVED HIM. HE WASNT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL! HE MADE ME WANT TO BUY THE BOOK!

  71. joann says – reply to this
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    THIS GUY'S A FUCKIN TOOL!!

  72. PayUp says – reply to this
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    You dish it out enough…you should be able to take it !! He's taller and more fit !Poor CC !! He needed an air-tight contract with boss Madonna and a good legal & collection team! Why do celebrities think working for them is a privilege and an honor and employees should grovel at their feet for a paycheck or work for free? She sounds like a bitch!! And, more neurotic than that guy on Bravo's Flipping Out!!

  73. dee says – reply to this
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    your soooooooooo right…you two look nothing alike…he is much BETTER LOOKING than you! and chelsea pointed up his "nuggett"…she's honest, at least…but YOUR "nuggett" is more like an oozing barrel or pork fat renderings…jiggle it for us one more time, fatty!

  74. 74

    w.e perez at least ur doing something to not be fat,keep up the good work bb dont let the haters bring u down eff em!

  75. mrdax says – reply to this
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    UHHH. you're not thin.

  76. Heda says – reply to this
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    I think its so funny the way people type comments about how they think you, (Perez) are this and that and you suck yada yada yada, but yet..they are all up on you site….
    Well I think you rock and I love ya even though I don't always agree w/ all that you say or do but you still f***in rock!!

  77. bianc says – reply to this
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    dont listen to him, perez!
    ur sooo cute and not pudgy! ;)

  78. jmaxx says – reply to this
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    drop kick him, perez!