Lindsay: Hands Off My MAN, Bitches!
Here we go again!
Is Lindsay Lohan finally ready to come out of the closet????
And if so, why isn't she dating a hot lesbian?
Turns out that Thursday night LezLo was at Shrine nightclub at MGM Foxwoods with constant smoker and "friend" saMAN Ronson.
Then, before the shiteous DJ was to begin spinning, Lindz took the mic.
A source told OK! magazine that, "When the lights came out, she announced Sam and said, 'And no she's not single!'"
Also, earlier that day the two were "holding hands, acting all lovey-dovey around the MGM Grand."
We kinda feel bad for Lindz.
She could do soooo much better!
Seriously.
[Image via WENN.]
That's It????
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FIRST
I HATE THE FUCKING "first" THING! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!
perez sits on his fatass all day and eats greasy popcorn
he eats candy and pop and popcicles and goes to the SWEET FACTORY AND MCDOLANDS every damn day!!!!!!!!!! everytime his tub o' lard takes a step the whole house jiggles and the neighbors wake up.
his poops are very large!!!! the size of boats.
first
and I'm third!
Whats so gross about her girlfriend? Honestly, all this name calling will come back to bite you in the ass.
3rd lindsay lohan is hottt and id give it to her
1st
I mean, when it comes to masculine, SaMANtha takes the cake. Sure a dildo might suffice, but there's nothing better then the real thing!!
first! please? lol. if not then oh well! lol
Maybe L isn't into lipstick lesbos. And just coz she doesn't have movie-star looks doesn't mean that Samantha might not be just what L needs in her life right now. Lay off.
THIRD
yawn
WOW!
first?
Fierce. They are cute together.
Maybe you could try being happy for her. It seems like she's really stable for the first time ever. Maybe she's paid her debt by having two whackjobs as parents and leeches for siblings and here's someone keeping her happy and sober. It's more than a lot of us get.
i couldn't give 2 shits about Lindsay Lohan but she seems happy and she's behaving herself and you should concentrate on your workouts and self control.
umm saMAN makes me want to gouge out my eyes
sick
and lalohan is hoe for sho
Yeah, Lindsay could do much better. GET A HOT GIRL LINDSAY!
These two fucked in the head trolls couldn't afford to pay for this kind of PR. They have fat trolls like you Perez to thank for keeping them in the headlines of the weak and pathetic.
Fuck off you bitter unlovable fag, Sam is very cool. You should admire someone who is not superficial, after all if anyone ever butt fucks your AIDS ridden ass ever again they would have to be very unsuperficial.
Isn't being treated well more important than how they look?
Love is love!
perez, you are sooo jealous that NOBODY likes you. and you have no life.
Thats Lindsay's at her best fat ass perez..when r u gonna understand that..asshole dont u know she likes to play with paparazzi and make fake controversies abt herself..wake up asshilton…though good for lindsay, she is in news someway….
and on that miley hating salena..dont u think even salena is jealous of miley..dont put news the way u want it to be…good that u addd spice to it but dont be prejudice hilton
I do relaize that since Lindsay and Sam started dating Lindsay STOPPED tanning!! I guess Sam likes her pale skin. You go girl please your man.
ew what gross looking lesbians.
the only reason saMANtha is a dyke is because it's the only way she could go. she looks like a dude and no guy would want that shit.
Actually, Lindz CAN'T do so much better
- first, because Lindz is a lost-queen — hasn't figured herself out yet
- second, because there's more to saMANtha than meets the eye
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The only stupidness is that they can't just be up front about it.
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Like WHO GIVES A FUKK?!!!!
maybe she's a really good vajayjay eater
who the hell wants her man thing?
stop saying first, it's REALLY annoying!
oh and also, i don't know why but it's so wierd that of all people, lindsay lohan just happened to be lesbian, haha, just saying.
yeah, she could get a sex change and go with a fat greasy cubano shit stirring fruit-cup. That would be a step up from a connected well-off talented disc-spinner.
I think you're just anti-semitic. Anytime Jew stuff comes up you go slightly off like week-old milk.
Me, I wonder why Ronson wants to waste her time with a disaster-magnet.
I still don't get it. If you like girls WHY DON'T YOU DATE ONE THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE?
I bet sam is hung like a horse.
They both could use a tan especialy the fugly butch.
Re: Tiger –
Maybe she likes the person and is not concerned about the gender you retard inbred skank…
DEFF NOT samantha ronson is hottttttt
I actually think theyre kinda cute together
Hey-
she is going to work on time and she isn't using drugs!
Sam seems pretty cool! Love isn't all about looks—but from what I've heard she is very charismatic and sexy in person.
Geesh ur so mean perez! She looks happy, your so vapid!
i wish everyone would leave Lindsay alone!
awe, lohan used to be smoking hot…… until she became an alcholic coke head!!! see what drugs can do to someone?
(this has been a public service announcent brought to you by sassy);)
So what Perez??? We all know that they are together and they make each other happy, in every single picture of them you can see them smiling and totally in love so why keep on talking shit about them??? They are not doing any harm to anyone, what's more Lindsay seems to be back on track and away from drugs!
Why are you such a hater of lesbians? Aren't you also gay? If you where famous would you like to be chased 24/7??? Your obsession with Sam and Linds is sooo sick, you must be so jealous that all of this gay ppl find a soulmate and you are still single and melting over Ronaldo and all this other guys that are so out of your league… must suck to be you!
She must be a REALLY GOOD BEAN LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't get it? How different is Samantha from Ellen DeGeneres? Everyone finds Ellen cute and all. I can see Sam growing up to be Ellen - can't you??
You're so shallow Perez.
Sam could be the coolest person ever, and you're just judging her personality off her looks.
So fucking lame.
leave them alone, perez. i think it's GREAT that they're together. lindsey's life finally got back on track since she got with samantha, so you should be giving her props for that. i wish the two of them the very best!
I actually like these two. Lindsay looks happy with Sam most times I see them. Looks aren't everything, Perez, come on . . . I think Sam has a cool style. But I know it's personal, so I can understand your biased hatred, Perez lol
Aren't we forgeting something? YOU ARE BORN GAY. You just don't realize your a lesbian. Lindsey's an a attention freak. If it's not drugs it's police chases and now she's a lesbian. And everyone in hollywood knows Samantha is a climber. Duh, do the math people…
Anything for publicity.
why are you so mean about samantha? i'm not fan of lindsay and her antics but her choice of partner is FINE in this case, at least lookswise. and its so stupid to keep saying saMANtha. oh that's so witty. a girlfriend no matter how butch is not a replacement for a MAN. clearly she doesn't want a man, or a hot girly girl, but this girl. so go ahead and make fun of their dumbass ways but as far as looks go, everyone's doing ok.
Come on Perez, you should know that not all homosexuals can be good looking… I mean, LOOK AT YOURSELF!!!!!!
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a huge fan of urs Perez, I check ur site multiple times a day cause frankly, I love the Queen of all Media. Lately, all this attacking of Samantha Ronson cause of whatever issues you two have with each other, OK whatever, I get that you don't like her and its your opinion, but the fact that you continually make it a lesbian issue crushes my heart. One of the main reasons that I absolutely adore you is because you are unabashedly GAY! However, as a lesbian myself, I feel that the hatred that you keep on exhibiting against your fellow LGBT community is the worst form of harassment I have ever experienced. Worse than anything that I have ever personally experienced because of the power that you have as a public figure. So I'm not trying to tell you what to do, I just want to try and make you aware of the hurt that the words that you type have over people. And maybe on day you will realize how much our community needs you on our side, united as one.
Anyone else notice that Sam has a hash pipe in her hand? I used to have one just like it!
Re: Anony – you're born gay? hahaha are you fucking retarted? dumbshit..
You're crazy Perez! Sam is HOT!!! I would totally be with her!!
She should date Tila Tequila!!
they make an AWESOME couple. lindsay has someone in her life that's GOOD for her, not bringing her down. who cares if it's another woman; lindsay obviously fell for samantha the PERSON, not samantha the gay girl. hey post a picture of YOUR lover, perez, if you even have one. let's see what he looks like!
Re: katy –
yes, you ARE born gay, turd.
Ive seen a couple of interviews of SAM…and at first I didnt find her attractive…look wise but after she started talking…I kinda dig her…I mean IM straight but its something about her…she seems very cool…
I believe we are all BISEXUAL:) U never know who u gonna fall in love with:)
I don't think Lilo can do better, look at the state of the guys she was with so why would she be able to get a hot girl. Apparently she is being paid for appearing at Sam's gigs which makes you wonder if it is fake. Lilo is getting kept in the papers and Sam is getting more djing gigs. Both would sell their souls for dough.
FUCK YOU
THERE IN LOVE
YOUR JELOUS!!!
Re: katy – NO ARE U??
I U ARENT BORN GAY…WHY WOULD THERE BE PPL THAT ARE GAY?? DO U REALLY THINK SOMEBODY WANTS TO BE GAY?? TO BE TEASED BY SOME PPL…? I DONT THINK SO
GROW A BRAIN MORON!
Can somone please tell me what "bb" stands for or means? why is he referring to everyone as bb or bbs??? Please I need to know! Its annoying as hell. Thanks!
has anyone ever seen a picture of samantha without some kind of fedora/hat on??? seriously i'd love to see one!
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Actually, busting on Sam that much isn't really fair…maybe she isn't the prettiest girl in the world, but Lindsay Lohan has really got her shit together since she's been with her. She seems really, really happy, she seems to have calmed down with the boozing and partying…apparently Sam must be doing something right. I wish them both happiness.
Re: katy – Well, I should have said anyone with an "education" knows you are born gay. I mean, when did you make the choice to be straight? Was it at puberty?
Oh the mind is a terrible thing to waste.
all the lesbos are desperate for her to say she's gay, she won't coz deep down she knows she'll go back to men. This is just another phase in her attention seeking life. If there is a sex tape I do not want to see it… shudders.
Perez is just jealous because he has nobody. He should show more support for those in the gay community instead of trashing them. They look like a cute couple….leave them alone to live their lives.
ever been in love, perez? looks aren't everything.
This may come as a surprise to shallow egotistical jerkoffs like half of the people posting on this story, but looks are not always everything. Just because Samantha does not look like EVERYONE ELSE IN HOLLYWOOD - BORRRRING, that doesn't mean she is not pretty. I personally think that looking unique is more attractive than looking exactly like every other blonde bombshell in skin-tight overpriced clothes wearing more make-up than a drag queen. If Lindsay is happy, more power to them!!! If everyone would mind their own business and STOP JUDGING EVERYONE, the world would be a happier place. Lindsay has made great strides lately for herself, cleaning up her act and learning to love herself, and maybe she has Samantha to thank for that. She sure can't depend on her insane family. It's one thing to say LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA ARE A COUPLE and it's another to say "Check out these Lesbos - saMANtha is sooooo ugly." There is celebrity gossip and then there is being unnecessarily mean and judgemental.
Oh, come on. As far as lesbians go, Samantha is pretty hot. Give her a break, please.
"do better" isn't it about caring for someone not doing better.
thats not very nice, it's not always about appearance it's about the way two people click. Its like saying Perez can't date a hot guy since he's not good looking
Perez post a picture with any man who you want to pretend sucked your dick and prove your not a angsty bitch ass virgin.
This entire thing smells like a publicity stunt. Anything for attention.
Dude, Samantha's kinda hot because of the fact she looks like a guy.
Leave them alone. You're gay too.
How ironic is that t-shirt?! It says "YMCA Fitness Camp" while she has a cigarette in her mouth!
i hate sam ronson- her brother is the man, but i hate her- those fucking bird legs and shit dye job, the ugly hat and shit!!!does anyone have a pic of her trying to be female? wear baggies if you look like that you emo fuck! Perez- let up on these GUYS! they can rug munch all they want in the fucking greek theater at a fucking lilith fair show— stop paying attention to these assholes! she is so fucking ugly.
2 dumb bitches
Samantha is HOT. You can't see that because you are not a lesbian, but her style and confidence is as alluring as any guy.
Dude, if they're happy leave them alone. I'm sure not all the guys you've dated were exactly gorgeous either.
Well c'mon, when have you seen a hot "lesbian"?!?!?
NIce pipe saman
Who knows, you know some lesbians are very interesting and charming,even if you aren't a lesbian you want to be around them…it does not mean you are getting it on with them, she may be experiementing with it without being a lesbian cause this girl is so cool to her.Leave it alone, who cares?My main comment is SAM seems a charlie brown figure with her same clothes everytime…like ellen with her sneakers and blazers…get original
Perhaps she is not as superficial as you Perez, you fatherfucking pig.
I'm starting to think these two are paying Perez for publicity. Give it up P sick of looking at these two.
Perez,
Coming out of the closet is a deeply personal thing. For many it is a scary experience. Much less coming out for the whole world to know. YOU being gay should know the feeling and understand. Stop giving her so much shit. And who cares what her girl friend looks like!
ugh leave them alone perez they seem happy together shouldn't that be all that counts?
Come on…you know she's just hooked on Sam because she keeps the coke supply stocked. Just LOOK at them. Total tweaks.
ya ever think she just loves her no matter what? remember everything that glittlers is not necessarily gold….
perez is one hott bitch! we love you foshiz
ewww
Re: doc – You didn't know that perez gets paid? Uh yeah, especially the music industry to promote their new artist. Look at all the people he sucks up too and none of them showed for his birthday. Make sense?
he's like fox news..unfair and unbalanced. But ok to read.
Hmm…I have a sneaking suspicion that poster number 52/Cindy is Rosie O Donnell..I mean what else must she do but sit home eating cheese its and surfing the net..oh wait…that's me? I mean..um…It just sounds like her.
And I agree with Perez…Lindsay can do better and not from a looks stand point..SaM reminds me of an unemployed alcoholic scare crow….NO? You know you can see it.
SO HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE BEING BETTER THAN SOMEONE ELSE WHEN YOUR HOOKUPS DON'T EVEN CLAIM YOU? JOHN MAYER ANYONE? I BET JOHN WAS TAUNTED ABOUT YOU FOR THE EXACT SAME THING YOU UGLY HEAD BIGGER THAN ANY STAR TREK TREKI EVER SEEN. SERIOUSLY GET OFF THAT HIGH HORSE CAUSE ANYBODY ASSOCIATED W/YOU WILL DENY DENY DENY JUST LIKE JOHN BABY!!!!!!
I *literally* just got back from Foxwoods…if only I'd known, I'd be on the lookout.
Oh P-nasty, why the hate? You know beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
Hmm…wait a second….has Saman not paid you yet for the lawsuit!? Is that why you bash her? Ah Ha!!!
Pay up bitch, perhaps Perez will be a bit kinder to you once that check is written!!
seriously….makes me want to lose my martinii.ah wait maybe……………….
perez, you fat fuck. leave the lovers alone and worry about yourself.
I think they are hot together…