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Mucca's Rep: "She's Batshit Crazy!"

Filed under: Anglophilia > Heather Mills

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Heather Mills' publicist is pissed.

And she's quit!

Michele Elyzabeth claims that Mucca still owes her money and she could no longer stand the way the nasty Brit treated her.

The rep tells TV's Extra:

"After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid". I reminded her that she was not "God" and she answered, "I will never ever talk to you again". I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her."

If only Heather had a blog, then she could give us a piece of her mind herself.

Poor Mills. She's probably just "misunderstood".

Ha ha ha!!!!!!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]



61 comments to “Mucca's Rep: "She's Batshit Crazy!"”

  1. Reeeg says – reply to this
    1

    FIRST!! BITCH IS CRAZY

  2. ers says – reply to this
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    Yesterday I saw her nice photo on " C asu al se ek . co m ". Who can tell me what kind of relationship she wants to seek?

  3. swim says – reply to this
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    i hate herrr!
    she is such a freeeaakk and only has one leg !
    wtf?

  4. Silen says – reply to this
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    HAHAHA!!! Stupid one-legged ex-hooker gold digging cunt

  5. si says – reply to this
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    Crazy biatch.

  6. brand says – reply to this
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    i cant believe that this is just now being posted, once again this is old new from last night, i cant believe how behind you have been lately. No longer first with it. besides promoting yourself like hell, whore. which is what im doing designs on a dime opening soon.!!!!

  7. 7

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    oh..the uglyazz

    whore that made

    me hate Paul…coz

    of her…I hate thiz

    whore…zhez filthy

    effen rich..but not

    good enough..she

    thinkz shez actually

    somebody..we want

    2/know..eff off whore…

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  8. SanD says – reply to this
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    That one-legged bitch has probably gotten her way her whole life and now she doesn't know how to work in relationships. I hate people like that. They will be lonely their whole lives.

  9. ? says – reply to this
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    WTF is a Mucca? What does that even mean?

  10. 10

    Does she really think that she is entitled to be a bitch just because she an ugly, peg-leg wearing douche cow? Where's the Karma Police?

  11. 11

    zzzzzzzzzz wtf iz wrong with her face? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    zzzzzzzz her forehead dipz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    zzzzzzzzzz she haz a mouztache zzzzzzzz

    zzzz and her effen lipz r crooked zzzzzzzzz

    zz and the bitch haz one leg zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    zz how could anyone marry that?zzzzzzzz

  12. Mel says – reply to this
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    She is soooooooooooo ugly! I mean seriously…I can't believe how ugly she is. She's got the money now, thanks to her shameful divorce, to get a face overhaul. Heather, if you're reading this…Get a new face :-)

  13. 13

    She still made out like bandit in that divorce. Nothing like getting something for nothing.

  14. Furby says – reply to this
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    Batshit crazy and ugly to boot! I thought ugly people tried to compensate by having decent personalities? Guess not….

    Maybe the assistant got tired of being beat up with Heather's fake leg? That's gotta leave a mark!

  15. smith says – reply to this
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    she really does look like a massive twat…she might have one too, lol.

  16. 16

    Gold digging bitch, with a face like a can of matched assholes

  17. Zabe says – reply to this
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    Agreed…..Heather is a BITCH.
    Shall we say she is a gold digger bitch.
    It must be hard living off Paul's money.

  18. Lynne says – reply to this
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    Maybe Heather is doing drugs? It's hard to believe Sir Paul would have fallen in love with a crazy loon…HOWEVER…please remember kids, if your family and friends, the PEOPLE WHO REALLY LOVE YOU, despise your significant other and actually have the guts to tell you, PLEASE, PLEASE stand back with an unbiased eye and see what they're seeing. It's incredible Sir Paul did not heed the words of his family and friends and got himself into this big mess.

  19. sdf says – reply to this
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    Plastic surgery face!

  20. mz di says – reply to this
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    can you say borderline personality…run run run as fast as you can…there is no limit to their abuse and warped reality…

  21. Marie says – reply to this
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    As misunderstood as a fox in a henhouse, LOL, all the way to the bank!

  22. Freud says – reply to this
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    I note that this person allegedly fits every point of DSM criterion for narcisssistic personality disorder. Add histrionic to those talking points.

  23. lola says – reply to this
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    MUCCA?! Is that supposed to be McCa? Short for McCarthy? I hope Perez doesn't consider himself any sort of journalist because his typos and grammatical errors make me cringe whenever I read this site.

  24. jenbu says – reply to this
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    ho!

  25. Blunt says – reply to this
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    I feel soooo sorry for poor Sir Paul that he got duped by this monster.

  26. 26

    Re: lola
    Um no. It's from the British tabloids, who call Sir Paul McCartney Macca.

    Dirt = Muck

    Mucca.

    The dirty slag formerly attached to Macca.

  27. Presh says – reply to this
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    She is one ugly prostitute!

  28. Ron says – reply to this
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    I Will Gladly FUCK the CRAZY Out of This Bitch!!! What I Do Is I Ram It So Hard In Her Vagina That It JUst About Hurts, But Yet Still Feels Wonderful To Have My Fat Throbbing Cock Inside HEr. When I Shoot My STream of Sperm My Cock Pulsates Whith Each Blast and It Becomes One Continuous Stream of Warm Sperm and She Will Moan In Ecstasy as the CRAZY is Leaving Her Body. And Sorry If am LIttle Bit Gets on Her Face Around Her Mouth…

  29. wil says – reply to this
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    Re: ers – I can tell you that you are a piece of crusty shit of a dirty N!GGERS purple asshole

  30. LosR says – reply to this
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    It took her 4 years to realize? All the while she made her "living" denying in public, what everyone already knew, and what she's crying about now: That the bitch is crazy!!!!!!!
    .
    .
    Big scandal. Big surprise.

  31. SS says – reply to this
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    LOL! I'm sorry but when someone tells me: "I will never talk to you again"
    saying "I quit!" is pretty much usless :) DUH

  32. abcd says – reply to this
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    Re: lola – Wow you're stupid. The name "mucca" has already been explained and now it's time you learn the differance between a journalist and a blogger. A journalist works at a newspaper, tv-station etc, a blogger writes a blog on the internet. A blog is a website where a person can post their own thoughts, opinions etc. Perez Hilton is a blogger, he has never claimed otherwise. If you don't like this BLOG, you are free to leave anytime

  33. ROCCO says – reply to this
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    JESUS WHAT THE HELL WAS MACCA THINKING IN THE FIRST PLACE??? HE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HIS DAUGHTER! THIS WOMAN IS ONE MAD C*NT! AND SHE'S COMING HERE STATE SIDE!!!!

  34. ROCCO says – reply to this
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    Re: No! – I AGREE! THIS CUNT NEEDS TO GET THEIR LAZY FAT ASS AND GET A REAL J-O-B AND STOP LIVING IN HIS MOTHER'S BASEMENT. FUCKING SLAG!

  35. roro says – reply to this
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    Re: Ron – Ron I had no idea they let patients use the internet in mental hospitals! I guess now you can show the whole world what inbred weirdo you are. Bless, your mother/sister must be so proud of you.

  36. phil says – reply to this
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    you're a fucking bastard in a basket, Perez…you never have anything good to say and i've stopped coming to your site. life is much better now.
    typos on every post, nothing funny clever or interesting to say, wake up people, perez is just going through the motions! let's end him just like his fashion line.

    for you paying advertisers, grow up and realize no one cares about your clothing and music, and that you're only wasting your profits to pay this Lavendeira guy for nothing. wake up, the economy isnt that good, you're not getting any new buyers from this site, just like Perez' clothing line failed. He's a scam.

  37. Ringo says – reply to this
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    Here now chaps that is just one side of the story!

  38. Sarah says – reply to this
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    Dear Heather,
    You married well. You got a lot of money. Now go home, raise your daughter, and stay out of the public eye. Just a thought.
    Sincerely,
    Your Therapist

  39. FReal says – reply to this
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    LOL! Holy shit, if even Michele Elyzabeth has turned on her now, she is alone in the world! You go, Michele!! Sue that bitch for everything she owes you and all the shit she put you through! I hope you even take away her P T Cwuiser!

  40. PayUp says – reply to this
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    No one should work for these people without a contract and without a sign on bonus. What's with these rich people? Pay your professional staff !! Sounds like she and Christopher Ciccone should get together !

  41. 41

    omg this is great! lol I can't stand her. Everyone always seems tense in her presence. I hope someone slaps her with her leg

  42. Oh? says – reply to this
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    If I had to offer a diagnosis- I'd say H Mills suffers from a "Narcisistic Personality Disorder" this is not a joke- look it up. It's a real condition, & I was raised by a woman who also suffered from the same condition.
    "a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy."

  43. SKD says – reply to this
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    British people have sticks up their asses. If you ride the Tube in London, no one smiles, no one talks, no one is happy.

  44. Ditto says – reply to this
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    ANOTHER BATSHIT CRAZY ONE: JULIA IN GREENSBURG PA - A DRUNK WHO HANGS OUT AT BARS AND DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS. DISGUSTING.

  45. HAM says – reply to this
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    OMG Thats kinda funny! She keeps this shit up and I'll start 2 like her!

  46. debbi says – reply to this
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    Maybe she can afford Proactiv now….

  47. bebe says – reply to this
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    How do we get Heather to never speak to the rest of us ever again???

  48. Ron says – reply to this
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    Re: roro – You Can Eat MY Ass While I Fuck CRazy Bitch…

  49. Ron says – reply to this
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    Re: roro – mom dies of an crystal meth/morphine OD. god rest her soul she loved her junk. sis is a fat bitch who i dont speak to anymore. you should hit up a mental clinic i put myself in every 6 to 9 months

  50. t says – reply to this
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    i hate this bitch

  51. 51

    Heather Mills is a gold-digging POS. Let her fade into the obscurity she deserves.

  52. MACCA says – reply to this
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    MACCA is a name short given to Paul McCartney as an affectionate term. MUCCA was given to Heather Mills by the British Press after she married Paul when they discovered her sordid past meaning in the gutter. Something like that!

  53. Butte says – reply to this
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    Re: MACCA – Mucca means cow in Italian language.

  54. 54

    Bitch is sexy as fuck for a cripple though…plus has that exotic accent

  55. Prett says – reply to this
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    WOA! Them's fighting words! If even your own publicist (who is supposed to make you look good) can't stand you, you are a BITCH!

  56. lauri says – reply to this
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    I hate her…..what a con artist I tried to accept her as Paul was so in luv…..but oviously that union did not last……..She is a total golddigging selfish user!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and not a nice person
    I love Paul!!!!forever!!

  57. size0 says – reply to this
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    Who stole my leg? Not cool.

    She is ugly with 1 or 2 legs.

    Skank
    Bitch let it B

  58. missd says – reply to this
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    What's with the ugly hair??? One leg, bad hair, bad attitude… she must've been a great shag to get this far with old paul…

  59. Sam says – reply to this
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    looks like she'll have to stand on her own two feet now.

    oh wait…..

  60. Jiggy says – reply to this
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    Her skin is horrible. She has mental issues for sure. Paul needs custody of the little girl.

  61. marki says – reply to this
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    She's not a brit, she's a one-legged fuck wit with her mad fucking head up her porno fucked arse.