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Your Humble Servant

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Every once in a while it's good to pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

This week, Perez has busted his ass for you, our Perezcious. And, it's been well worth it!

We've hit record traffic. We've posted more this week than in any other week before. And we've enjoyed this week so much.

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41 comments to “Your Humble Servant”

  1. cool says – reply to this
    1

    i love me cause im first

  2. jo says – reply to this
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    hi

  3. 9112 says – reply to this
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    first

  4. John says – reply to this
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    LOLZ FIRSTZZZZZZZZZ!

  5. 5

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    great job…

    ……PEREZ ROKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    ………………………….BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZ……………

  6. chuy says – reply to this
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    Oh Perez! Gotta love ya.

    Bitch.

  7. vvvvv says – reply to this
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    first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

  8. brank says – reply to this
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    ?why would you cruelly write "moron" next to a girl who is showing you support?
    you're a twisted person, with something innately disjointed in your personality.
    i'm gathering an absent father during childhood

  9. ujgyu says – reply to this
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    awww congrats prezzers!!!

  10. Carme says – reply to this
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    GUATEMALA! QUE ONDA CHAPINES!

  11. Slim says – reply to this
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    Ewww, most of the pics are of FAT chicks! Your super fans are FUGLY! Please ask them NOT to send pics :-)

  12. Betch says – reply to this
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    Fat fat, the water rat; fifity bullets in your hat

  13. peopl says – reply to this
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    fat chicks love you!

  14. Will says – reply to this
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    who is this "we" you speak of? can you not once refer to yourself in the first person. you are the biggest douche ever. hopefully the AIDS kills you soon and D l i s t e d .com takes over.

  15. LSD25 says – reply to this
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    Enough — ENOUGH! — with the self-congratulation. How thin has PzH and this site worn? ll

  16. krist says – reply to this
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    BRANK you idiot, the girl that sent in the picture wrote that on there HERSELF. most of the fans who send in pics write on their pics because that's what perez does. perez didn't write MORON next to her picture. get a clue!!!!

  17. Jonna says – reply to this
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    Why does he take Miley through the gutter but she is on of his ad's..

  18. alica says – reply to this
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    #1 needs to brush her teeth a litlle more often and/or quit smoking

  19. Ralph says – reply to this
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    "Perez u big gayer I think i love you. But I wanna know for sure"

  20. sam-n says – reply to this
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    sad, the lonely hearts club.

  21. Colby says – reply to this
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    Weird that girl second from bottom looks just like Jenna Jameson with dark hair. Hotness

  22. Porte says – reply to this
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    miley cyrus pays you!! you should be nice to her you pOOP

  23. Hyde says – reply to this
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    No children, thank God.

  24. Steve says – reply to this
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    Re: Colby – Hell yea! Shes freakin hot!

  25. 25

    OMG! thats me :) thank youuuu! xxxxxxxxx

  26. dave says – reply to this
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    Perez, you need to realise this isn't a real job! Sitting on your arse all day does not warrant praise! I think it's disgusting the amount of money you receive for the 'work' you do. Plus, give something decent back to your fans - like, I dunno, a better website design? Instead of infesting your site with advertisers that exploit your fans, make the site look better.

  27. J2Tha says – reply to this
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    Cool! Guatemala REPRESENT!!!

  28. KeyRo says – reply to this
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    So…the chick in the second-to-last picture is hot.

  29. natas says – reply to this
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    The girl with the short cut, and green eyes is the prettiest person i've seen in a month. Great style for you! Work!

  30. lol says – reply to this
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    Re: brank

    That person did it herself, retard

  31. shut says – reply to this
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    Oh shut up Perez. You only posted more than ever because every other post is begging for money or some news story that has nothing to do with celebrities. You suck. FAIL.

    w w w w i n n e r s u s e d r u g s c o m

  32. bi ki says – reply to this
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    we all love you even if people say they don't.

    ohh yay and i fucking love your dog

  33. Anony says – reply to this
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    Not attractive fan base.

  34. what says – reply to this
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    the girl with the green eyes second from the bottom is gorgeous!
    and i'm a straight female saying this
    wow

  35. GRAPP says – reply to this
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    i see someone has read Christopher's Ciccone book…..

  36. allyk says – reply to this
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    Re: Colby – the "girl" second from the bottom looks like a tranny. if that is not a he she then i don't know what is.

  37. allyk says – reply to this
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    the girl who is fifth down from england is absolutely beautiful. the second " GIRL" from the bottom looks like a very effeminate boy. all you guys who think "SHE" is hot may be fooling themselves about their sexual identity. maybe it is time to come out. stop living a lie.

  38. size0 says – reply to this
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    All of these picture are
    of people with downs
    syndrom.
    Wow P Dog u sold out to
    A bunch of tards.
    Sorry

  39. lazya says – reply to this
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    perez how does posting pictures that OTHER PEOPLE SHOT and commenting on stories (full of typos) that OTHER PEOPLE wrote about in the news first equal "busting your ass"??

    Wtf get a clue, blogging is not hard work!!!!!!!!!!! Get a real fucking job then congratulate yourself.

  40. kelse says – reply to this
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    are you gunna put minne up therrre?

    I love you Perezz!!

    Kelseyy

  41. creme says – reply to this
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    as you see, fans of perez are ugly losers like him, people who would do everything to be a celebrity but will never be, and because of it they like hating celebrities and maknig fun of them. congrats, you're all idiots who have no lives who spend time on this stupid website