Guess The Boozer
Filed under: Guess The Celebrity
What celebrity was caught in the middle of the day in L.A. this week with a half empty bottle of vodka?????????
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[Image via Starzlife.]
It's Lara Flynn Boyle! M-E-S-S-Y.

Posted: July 26, 2008 at 12:45 pm




she would…what a loser
yikes! first.
drunken low life
eww
FIRST!
FIRST
a mess
first bitch!
who??
FIRSSTTT?!
Wow, judging by the feet, I totally thought this was going to be a man.
what's going on with her?
alchy!
she looks weird
Hmmm. Classy.
I really don't care. I dont think anyone does.
first?
First and she looks awlful!
# 10
first
Near First. She's got lotsa miles on her!
What happened to her? Too much plastic surgery I guess. She used to be so pretty and now she looks so puffy. Yuk!
who?
hi mary
Who cares?
classy lady… what's up with her cheeks?
wow
EVERYONE DRINKS PEREZ
i was totally gunna say amy winehouse..
Poor Lara… WTF happened to her face???? Mumps?
she got fat!
fatter fatter fatter
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
firstt, nice pic
Shit perez, the only time you update your post sucks
FIRST
who is that???/ lara flynn who??? wtf who cares?
poop
Sick Naney
dont know her….
what a mess
nice pic, first!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
her face looks bloated….. too bad the rest of her body won't catch up.
Who the fuck cares? Goddamn. If I was a celeb, and I had parasitic motherfuckers like you riding my ass (you wish, fatty) all the fucking time, I'd have a fucking I.V. drip of alcohol going all night long.
wow!
She aint no ho
and your my obsession
i love you to the bones
on my knees for youuuuuuuu
yeah wait who gives a shit is lara flyn boyie is drinking
NO ONE CARES
i want an iv or the sugar free red bull
for NRG
evveryone needs one
to take away the appetite
Anit nuthin I wouldnt do
It doesn't mean anything. She could have picked it up from somebody and was taking it home. Who knows.
she didnt drink a whole 1/2 bottle did she
no wonder shes lookin fat
Who the fuck cares? If I was a celeb, and I had fat retards like you riding my ass (you wish, ya big fat fatty), I'd have a slow Stoli drip going all night long so I could wake up drunk and then beat your ass to death with an aluminum baseball bat.
Who Would Have Thought?
HALF FULL BOTTLE OF VODKA…be an optimist!
this is sad(if she drunk the vodka all alone)!what she needs is to:
1)enter a serious rehab center.
2)gain some weight.(maybe it's the booze that keeps her so thin).
3)stop with the plastic surgery.
ANOTHER ACTRESS TURNED HOLLYWEIRD SURGERY.
So, who says she was drinking it? Where the corresponding video of her wobbling and upchucking? It looks like she is just moving a lot of stuff. Are you saying she just painted the canvas too? There's no context here. Don't you have something else? Isn't Miley doing something slutty today? Yawn…
She was probably just packing or unpacking her car with random stuff. It is a damning shot though, esp with the Irish last name.
I have heard of thinning paint with vodka, and she has a painting. maybe she is a painter?
So now it's a Crime to Enjoy Life? why work and be famous? What's the Purpose? Just hang at home and be Bitter? I don't get the Purpose of people being put down for Drinking and Enjoying life.
If, in fact (and who knows)..she was THAT drunk, then the photographer had a moral responsibility not to let her get in the car and drive. So, with that, I'm calling bull on this story.
This is great!
She conserves and doesn't just buy vodka and throw hafl away! That's just plain smart and frugal. I like her even more now
she was drinking…who cares…you people need to get a life… not everyone who drinks are drunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thin body + puffy face = bulimia and alcoholism. You get a puffy face from throwing up/"moonface", plus alcohol makes you bloated. So you can have a skinny body, but your face is puffy.
Oh stop. How many of you taking shots are sitting here at lunch drinking? Besides, it's not half empty, it's half FULL.
she doesnt need to gain weight
and i never knew a liquor diet to successfully lose weight
but if she did drink a half a bottle of vodka alone HELLO see a therapist
COME ON PEREZ!YOU NEED TO SAY IT'S SOMEONE LIKE I DUNNO SELENA GOMEZ,GORDON BROWN OR THE QUEEN!
I thought you said 'celebrity'.
you might be right buliMIA
Sexy pants
Perhaps she is moving and not drinking at that time…?? Come on big girls get back to real life….
uu gross.i thought it was a dude.
but i always walk around like that,do yall think i have a problem yall?!
damn. i see pics like this and i am sooo freakin' glad i'm not famous.
OMFG SHE DRINKS…IS THAT A CRIME…SHE WASN'T DRIVING WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL..PEREZITO YOU NEED TO STEP UP WITH BETTER GOSSIP……
Having a half bottle of vodka doesn't make you a drunk. Take pictures of me on an everyday basis going to a party where you're suppose to bring your own drink. You'd be writing shit all over my pictures and I'm far from being an alcoholic!
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LeonA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, Biyatches!!! sez…
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SWEET BABY JEEZASS, SHE HAS THE BODY OF A PRAYING MANTIS.
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I don't want that Drunk on the Streets!
Turn Her with the Fake fat Lips into the COPS!
OMG i thought it was a man!! hahaha
OH NO!! She drinks just like most of us! The only difference is she gets photographed with a bottle so she, of course, must be an alcoholic. As far as the puffy face goes it looks like the moonface that comes with steroid therapy for autoimmune diseases. I take prednisone for lupus and the effect is eerily similar. I hope her health is ok.
Okay, it may not be a alcoholism, but definitely bulimia. "Beer Bloat" shows over your entire body: puffy belly, back, arms, face - but bulimia mainly affects your face. But alcohol doesn't help…
im pretty sure that looks like a big bottle of fiji water.
who cares?????
man she's puffed up worse than Meg! MESS
Par-tay!
Um ok is she like 4 feet tall? Why does she look so small compared to that Mercedes?? It's not an SUV.
I love her for this.
I guess that explains the puffiness in her face and the fact that she is beyond recognition these days.
How do you know it's vodka? You can't even see the label. It might as well be Fiji water. And even if it is vodka, why does it matter?
I am assuming you have never taken part of any kind of selfmedicating behaviour, or ever had a drink during day time, since you feel you can freely judge her like this. I know you guys make a ton of money doing this, but seriously, how do you sleep at night?
Re: AMAND – bahaa exactly!!
I question that's even her, LFB has a pointier nose.
I question that's even her. LFB has a pointier nose.
I certainly hope she didn't DRIVE that car!!!!
What the heck did she do to her face??? EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
looks more like a large fiji water bottle than a bottle of vodka…
I would be drinking vodka too if I looked as a bad as she does. Ughhh!!! yukie!!! Who is her doctor? Dr. Adams?? (the guy that did Kanye's moms surgery)
Same Surgeon as Madonna's lol!
That is too funny. Reason being is that I live in San Antonio and one time I ran into her at the local grocery store here and she first of all is skinny I mean scary skinny, tiny. She looked like a pin, anywho at the store they have one of the drink carriers and you can buy any six bottles of wine in that carrier and get like 10 or 20% off well she had one of those and it was like 10 in the morning…..
Lara, You will probably read this. Please take some helpful advice:
You need to glam yourself up in a FRESH way and go get photographed on Robertson or Mr. Chows. Time to do some damage control. ASAP.
That doesn't look like LFB.
you know, at least she is not driving…it looks like she decided just to push her car home…..amazing the amount of strength vodka gives the both of us.
Either I'm way out of touch with my celebs (I'll admit that!) or the people you post on lately Perez SUCK. Seriously, who is this girl and why do I care if she has a mid-afternoon drink