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Guess The Boozer

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What celebrity was caught in the middle of the day in L.A. this week with a half empty bottle of vodka?????????

CLICK HERE to find out who!

[Image via Starzlife.]

It's Lara Flynn Boyle! M-E-S-S-Y.

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203 comments to “Guess The Boozer”

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  1. britt says – reply to this


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    she would…what a loser

  2. Lara says – reply to this


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    yikes! first.

  3. ew says – reply to this


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    drunken low life

  4. 1st! says – reply to this


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    eww

  5. Matt says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  6. luis says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  7. bianc says – reply to this


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    a mess

  8. Filbe says – reply to this


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    first bitch!

  9. mee says – reply to this


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    who??

  10. nat says – reply to this


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    FIRSSTTT?!

  11. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Wow, judging by the feet, I totally thought this was going to be a man.

  12. juudi says – reply to this


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    what's going on with her?

  13. sb says – reply to this


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    alchy!

  14. Lacub says – reply to this


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    she looks weird

  15. H says – reply to this


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    Hmmm. Classy.

  16. noko says – reply to this


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    I really don't care. I dont think anyone does.

  17. sfd says – reply to this


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    first?

  18. ashle says – reply to this


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    First and she looks awlful!

  19. ana says – reply to this


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    # 10

  20. punk says – reply to this


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    first

  21. Big D says – reply to this


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    Near First. She's got lotsa miles on her!

  22. lmo says – reply to this


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    What happened to her? Too much plastic surgery I guess. She used to be so pretty and now she looks so puffy. Yuk!

  23. emina says – reply to this


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    who?

  24. me says – reply to this


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    hi mary

  25. uhhh says – reply to this


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    Who cares?

  26. tired says – reply to this


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    classy lady… what's up with her cheeks?

  27. krist says – reply to this


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    wow

  28. ash says – reply to this


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    EVERYONE DRINKS PEREZ

  29. chant says – reply to this


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    i was totally gunna say amy winehouse..

  30. Suzi says – reply to this


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    Poor Lara… WTF happened to her face???? Mumps?

  31. ana says – reply to this


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    she got fat!
    fatter fatter fatter

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  32. Junio says – reply to this


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    firstt, nice pic

  33. eric says – reply to this


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    Shit perez, the only time you update your post sucks

  34. YES says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  35. carri says – reply to this


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    who is that???/ lara flynn who??? wtf who cares?

  36. queen says – reply to this


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    poop

  37. nan says – reply to this


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    Sick Naney

  38. hello says – reply to this


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    dont know her….

  39. maima says – reply to this


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    what a mess

  40. Jun1 says – reply to this


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    nice pic, first!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  41. andi says – reply to this


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    her face looks bloated….. too bad the rest of her body won't catch up.

  42. lando says – reply to this


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    Who the fuck cares? Goddamn. If I was a celeb, and I had parasitic motherfuckers like you riding my ass (you wish, fatty) all the fucking time, I'd have a fucking I.V. drip of alcohol going all night long.

  43. alici says – reply to this


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    wow!

  44. Linds says – reply to this


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    She aint no ho

  45. ana says – reply to this


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    and your my obsession
    i love you to the bones

    on my knees for youuuuuuuu

  46. dfg says – reply to this


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    yeah wait who gives a shit is lara flyn boyie is drinking

    NO ONE CARES

  47. ana says – reply to this


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    i want an iv or the sugar free red bull

    for NRG

    evveryone needs one

    to take away the appetite

  48. jess says – reply to this


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    Anit nuthin I wouldnt do

  49. Drea says – reply to this


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    It doesn't mean anything. She could have picked it up from somebody and was taking it home. Who knows.

  50. ana says – reply to this


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    she didnt drink a whole 1/2 bottle did she

    no wonder shes lookin fat



  51. 51

    Who the fuck cares? If I was a celeb, and I had fat retards like you riding my ass (you wish, ya big fat fatty), I'd have a slow Stoli drip going all night long so I could wake up drunk and then beat your ass to death with an aluminum baseball bat.

  52. Nikky says – reply to this


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    Who Would Have Thought?

  53. AMAND says – reply to this


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    HALF FULL BOTTLE OF VODKA…be an optimist!

  54. ANNA says – reply to this


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    this is sad(if she drunk the vodka all alone)!what she needs is to:
    1)enter a serious rehab center.
    2)gain some weight.(maybe it's the booze that keeps her so thin).
    3)stop with the plastic surgery.

  55. maria says – reply to this


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    ANOTHER ACTRESS TURNED HOLLYWEIRD SURGERY.

  56. IanC says – reply to this


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    So, who says she was drinking it? Where the corresponding video of her wobbling and upchucking? It looks like she is just moving a lot of stuff. Are you saying she just painted the canvas too? There's no context here. Don't you have something else? Isn't Miley doing something slutty today? Yawn…

  57. Joyce says – reply to this


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    She was probably just packing or unpacking her car with random stuff. It is a damning shot though, esp with the Irish last name.

  58. rhond says – reply to this


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    I have heard of thinning paint with vodka, and she has a painting. maybe she is a painter?

  59. Chip says – reply to this


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    So now it's a Crime to Enjoy Life? why work and be famous? What's the Purpose? Just hang at home and be Bitter? I don't get the Purpose of people being put down for Drinking and Enjoying life.

  60. Lynne says – reply to this


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    If, in fact (and who knows)..she was THAT drunk, then the photographer had a moral responsibility not to let her get in the car and drive. So, with that, I'm calling bull on this story.



  61. 61

    This is great! :) She conserves and doesn't just buy vodka and throw hafl away! That's just plain smart and frugal. I like her even more now :)

  62. Mandy says – reply to this


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    she was drinking…who cares…you people need to get a life… not everyone who drinks are drunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. klaDe says – reply to this


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    Thin body + puffy face = bulimia and alcoholism. You get a puffy face from throwing up/"moonface", plus alcohol makes you bloated. So you can have a skinny body, but your face is puffy.

  64. preas says – reply to this


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    Oh stop. How many of you taking shots are sitting here at lunch drinking? Besides, it's not half empty, it's half FULL.

  65. ana says – reply to this


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    she doesnt need to gain weight
    and i never knew a liquor diet to successfully lose weight

    but if she did drink a half a bottle of vodka alone HELLO see a therapist

  66. HOVIS says – reply to this


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    COME ON PEREZ!YOU NEED TO SAY IT'S SOMEONE LIKE I DUNNO SELENA GOMEZ,GORDON BROWN OR THE QUEEN!

  67. mj says – reply to this


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    I thought you said 'celebrity'.

  68. ana says – reply to this


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    you might be right buliMIA

  69. brite says – reply to this


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    Sexy pants

  70. Stef says – reply to this


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    Perhaps she is moving and not drinking at that time…?? Come on big girls get back to real life….

  71. skank says – reply to this


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    uu gross.i thought it was a dude.
    but i always walk around like that,do yall think i have a problem yall?!

  72. shoma says – reply to this


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    damn. i see pics like this and i am sooo freakin' glad i'm not famous.

  73. TUNA says – reply to this


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    OMFG SHE DRINKS…IS THAT A CRIME…SHE WASN'T DRIVING WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL..PEREZITO YOU NEED TO STEP UP WITH BETTER GOSSIP……



  74. 74

    Having a half bottle of vodka doesn't make you a drunk. Take pictures of me on an everyday basis going to a party where you're suppose to bring your own drink. You'd be writing shit all over my pictures and I'm far from being an alcoholic!

  75. **LG* says – reply to this


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    .
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    LeonA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, Biyatches!!! sez…
    .
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    SWEET BABY JEEZASS, SHE HAS THE BODY OF A PRAYING MANTIS.
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    .

  76. Lala says – reply to this


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    I don't want that Drunk on the Streets!
    Turn Her with the Fake fat Lips into the COPS!



  77. 77

    OMG i thought it was a man!! hahaha

  78. oh ge says – reply to this


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    OH NO!! She drinks just like most of us! The only difference is she gets photographed with a bottle so she, of course, must be an alcoholic. As far as the puffy face goes it looks like the moonface that comes with steroid therapy for autoimmune diseases. I take prednisone for lupus and the effect is eerily similar. I hope her health is ok.

  79. klaDe says – reply to this


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    Okay, it may not be a alcoholism, but definitely bulimia. "Beer Bloat" shows over your entire body: puffy belly, back, arms, face - but bulimia mainly affects your face. But alcohol doesn't help…

  80. G says – reply to this


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    im pretty sure that looks like a big bottle of fiji water.

  81. nop says – reply to this


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    who cares?????

  82. aj says – reply to this


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    man she's puffed up worse than Meg! MESS

  83. Pffft says – reply to this


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    Par-tay!

  84. Megan says – reply to this


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    Um ok is she like 4 feet tall? Why does she look so small compared to that Mercedes?? It's not an SUV.

  85. paige says – reply to this


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    I love her for this.

  86. Rehab says – reply to this


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    I guess that explains the puffiness in her face and the fact that she is beyond recognition these days.

  87. Sofia says – reply to this


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    How do you know it's vodka? You can't even see the label. It might as well be Fiji water. And even if it is vodka, why does it matter?

    I am assuming you have never taken part of any kind of selfmedicating behaviour, or ever had a drink during day time, since you feel you can freely judge her like this. I know you guys make a ton of money doing this, but seriously, how do you sleep at night?

  88. aj says – reply to this


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    Re: AMAND – bahaa exactly!!

  89. tess says – reply to this


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    I question that's even her, LFB has a pointier nose.

  90. tess says – reply to this


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    I question that's even her. LFB has a pointier nose.

  91. Sabin says – reply to this


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    I certainly hope she didn't DRIVE that car!!!!

  92. teena says – reply to this


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    What the heck did she do to her face??? EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

  93. jacki says – reply to this


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    looks more like a large fiji water bottle than a bottle of vodka…

  94. Britt says – reply to this


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    I would be drinking vodka too if I looked as a bad as she does. Ughhh!!! yukie!!! Who is her doctor? Dr. Adams?? (the guy that did Kanye's moms surgery)

  95. lol says – reply to this


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    Same Surgeon as Madonna's lol!

  96. Mel says – reply to this


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    That is too funny. Reason being is that I live in San Antonio and one time I ran into her at the local grocery store here and she first of all is skinny I mean scary skinny, tiny. She looked like a pin, anywho at the store they have one of the drink carriers and you can buy any six bottles of wine in that carrier and get like 10 or 20% off well she had one of those and it was like 10 in the morning…..

  97. willi says – reply to this


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    Lara, You will probably read this. Please take some helpful advice:

    You need to glam yourself up in a FRESH way and go get photographed on Robertson or Mr. Chows. Time to do some damage control. ASAP.



  98. 98

    That doesn't look like LFB.

  99. chase says – reply to this


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    you know, at least she is not driving…it looks like she decided just to push her car home…..amazing the amount of strength vodka gives the both of us.

  100. Liz says – reply to this


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    Either I'm way out of touch with my celebs (I'll admit that!) or the people you post on lately Perez SUCK. Seriously, who is this girl and why do I care if she has a mid-afternoon drink

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