Guess The Boozer

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What celebrity was caught in the middle of the day in L.A. this week with a half empty bottle of vodka?????????

CLICK HERE to find out who!

[Image via Starzlife.]

It's Lara Flynn Boyle! M-E-S-S-Y.

Posted: Jul 26, 2008 at 12:45 pm / Email this »

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britt says – reply to this

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she would…what a loser
Lara says – reply to this

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yikes! first.
ew says – reply to this

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drunken low life
1st! says – reply to this

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eww
Matt says – reply to this

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FIRST!
luis says – reply to this

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FIRST
bianc says – reply to this

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a mess
Filbe says – reply to this

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first bitch!
mee says – reply to this

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who??
nat says – reply to this

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FIRSSTTT?!
Lisa says – reply to this

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Wow, judging by the feet, I totally thought this was going to be a man.
juudi says – reply to this

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what's going on with her?
sb says – reply to this

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alchy!
Lacub says – reply to this

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she looks weird
H says – reply to this

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Hmmm. Classy.
noko says – reply to this

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I really don't care. I dont think anyone does.
sfd says – reply to this

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first?
ashle says – reply to this

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First and she looks awlful!
ana says – reply to this

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# 10
punk says – reply to this

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first
Big D says – reply to this

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Near First. She's got lotsa miles on her!
lmo says – reply to this

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What happened to her? Too much plastic surgery I guess. She used to be so pretty and now she looks so puffy. Yuk!
emina says – reply to this

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who?
me says – reply to this

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hi mary
uhhh says – reply to this

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Who cares?
tired says – reply to this

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classy lady… what's up with her cheeks?
krist says – reply to this

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wow
ash says – reply to this

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EVERYONE DRINKS PEREZ
chant says – reply to this

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i was totally gunna say amy winehouse..
Suzi says – reply to this

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Poor Lara… WTF happened to her face???? Mumps?
ana says – reply to this

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she got fat!
fatter fatter fatter

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Junio says – reply to this

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firstt, nice pic
eric says – reply to this

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Shit perez, the only time you update your post sucks
YES says – reply to this

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FIRST
carri says – reply to this

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who is that???/ lara flynn who??? wtf who cares?
queen says – reply to this

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poop
nan says – reply to this

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Sick Naney
hello says – reply to this

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dont know her….
maima says – reply to this

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what a mess
Jun1 says – reply to this

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nice pic, first!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
andi says – reply to this

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her face looks bloated….. too bad the rest of her body won't catch up.
lando says – reply to this

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Who the fuck cares? Goddamn. If I was a celeb, and I had parasitic motherfuckers like you riding my ass (you wish, fatty) all the fucking time, I'd have a fucking I.V. drip of alcohol going all night long.
alici says – reply to this

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wow!
Linds says – reply to this

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She aint no ho
ana says – reply to this

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and your my obsession
i love you to the bones

on my knees for youuuuuuuu
dfg says – reply to this

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yeah wait who gives a shit is lara flyn boyie is drinking

NO ONE CARES
ana says – reply to this

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i want an iv or the sugar free red bull

for NRG

evveryone needs one

to take away the appetite
jess says – reply to this

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Anit nuthin I wouldnt do
Drea says – reply to this

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It doesn't mean anything. She could have picked it up from somebody and was taking it home. Who knows.
ana says – reply to this

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she didnt drink a whole 1/2 bottle did she

no wonder shes lookin fat
Lando Lakes says – reply to this

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Who the fuck cares? If I was a celeb, and I had fat retards like you riding my ass (you wish, ya big fat fatty), I'd have a slow Stoli drip going all night long so I could wake up drunk and then beat your ass to death with an aluminum baseball bat.
Nikky says – reply to this

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Who Would Have Thought?
AMAND says – reply to this

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HALF FULL BOTTLE OF VODKA…be an optimist!
ANNA says – reply to this

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this is sad(if she drunk the vodka all alone)!what she needs is to:
1)enter a serious rehab center.
2)gain some weight.(maybe it's the booze that keeps her so thin).
3)stop with the plastic surgery.
maria says – reply to this

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ANOTHER ACTRESS TURNED HOLLYWEIRD SURGERY.
IanC says – reply to this

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So, who says she was drinking it? Where the corresponding video of her wobbling and upchucking? It looks like she is just moving a lot of stuff. Are you saying she just painted the canvas too? There's no context here. Don't you have something else? Isn't Miley doing something slutty today? Yawn…
Joyce says – reply to this

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She was probably just packing or unpacking her car with random stuff. It is a damning shot though, esp with the Irish last name.
rhond says – reply to this

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I have heard of thinning paint with vodka, and she has a painting. maybe she is a painter?
Chip says – reply to this

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So now it's a Crime to Enjoy Life? why work and be famous? What's the Purpose? Just hang at home and be Bitter? I don't get the Purpose of people being put down for Drinking and Enjoying life.
Lynne says – reply to this

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If, in fact (and who knows)..she was THAT drunk, then the photographer had a moral responsibility not to let her get in the car and drive. So, with that, I'm calling bull on this story.
Anastasia says – reply to this

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This is great! She conserves and doesn't just buy vodka and throw hafl away! That's just plain smart and frugal. I like her even more now
Mandy says – reply to this

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she was drinking…who cares…you people need to get a life… not everyone who drinks are drunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
klaDe says – reply to this

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Thin body + puffy face = bulimia and alcoholism. You get a puffy face from throwing up/"moonface", plus alcohol makes you bloated. So you can have a skinny body, but your face is puffy.
preas says – reply to this

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Oh stop. How many of you taking shots are sitting here at lunch drinking? Besides, it's not half empty, it's half FULL.
ana says – reply to this

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she doesnt need to gain weight
and i never knew a liquor diet to successfully lose weight

but if she did drink a half a bottle of vodka alone HELLO see a therapist
HOVIS says – reply to this

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COME ON PEREZ!YOU NEED TO SAY IT'S SOMEONE LIKE I DUNNO SELENA GOMEZ,GORDON BROWN OR THE QUEEN!
mj says – reply to this

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I thought you said 'celebrity'.
ana says – reply to this

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you might be right buliMIA
brite says – reply to this

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Sexy pants
Stef says – reply to this

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Perhaps she is moving and not drinking at that time…?? Come on big girls get back to real life….
skank says – reply to this

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uu gross.i thought it was a dude.
but i always walk around like that,do yall think i have a problem yall?!
shoma says – reply to this

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damn. i see pics like this and i am sooo freakin' glad i'm not famous.
TUNA says – reply to this

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OMFG SHE DRINKS…IS THAT A CRIME…SHE WASN'T DRIVING WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL..PEREZITO YOU NEED TO STEP UP WITH BETTER GOSSIP……
Kendra says – reply to this

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Having a half bottle of vodka doesn't make you a drunk. Take pictures of me on an everyday basis going to a party where you're suppose to bring your own drink. You'd be writing shit all over my pictures and I'm far from being an alcoholic!
**LG* says – reply to this

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LeonA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, Biyatches!!! sez…
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SWEET BABY JEEZASS, SHE HAS THE BODY OF A PRAYING MANTIS.
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Lala says – reply to this

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I don't want that Drunk on the Streets!
Turn Her with the Fake fat Lips into the COPS!
paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 says – reply to this

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OMG i thought it was a man!! hahaha
oh ge says – reply to this

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OH NO!! She drinks just like most of us! The only difference is she gets photographed with a bottle so she, of course, must be an alcoholic. As far as the puffy face goes it looks like the moonface that comes with steroid therapy for autoimmune diseases. I take prednisone for lupus and the effect is eerily similar. I hope her health is ok.
klaDe says – reply to this

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Okay, it may not be a alcoholism, but definitely bulimia. "Beer Bloat" shows over your entire body: puffy belly, back, arms, face - but bulimia mainly affects your face. But alcohol doesn't help…
G says – reply to this

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im pretty sure that looks like a big bottle of fiji water.
nop says – reply to this

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who cares?????
aj says – reply to this

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man she's puffed up worse than Meg! MESS
Pffft says – reply to this

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Par-tay!
Megan says – reply to this

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Um ok is she like 4 feet tall? Why does she look so small compared to that Mercedes?? It's not an SUV.
paige says – reply to this

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I love her for this.
Rehab says – reply to this

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I guess that explains the puffiness in her face and the fact that she is beyond recognition these days.
Sofia says – reply to this

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How do you know it's vodka? You can't even see the label. It might as well be Fiji water. And even if it is vodka, why does it matter?

I am assuming you have never taken part of any kind of selfmedicating behaviour, or ever had a drink during day time, since you feel you can freely judge her like this. I know you guys make a ton of money doing this, but seriously, how do you sleep at night?
aj says – reply to this

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Re: AMAND – bahaa exactly!!
tess says – reply to this

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I question that's even her, LFB has a pointier nose.
tess says – reply to this

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I question that's even her. LFB has a pointier nose.
Sabin says – reply to this

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I certainly hope she didn't DRIVE that car!!!!
teena says – reply to this

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What the heck did she do to her face??? EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
jacki says – reply to this

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looks more like a large fiji water bottle than a bottle of vodka…
Britt says – reply to this

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I would be drinking vodka too if I looked as a bad as she does. Ughhh!!! yukie!!! Who is her doctor? Dr. Adams?? (the guy that did Kanye's moms surgery)
lol says – reply to this

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Same Surgeon as Madonna's lol!
Mel says – reply to this

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That is too funny. Reason being is that I live in San Antonio and one time I ran into her at the local grocery store here and she first of all is skinny I mean scary skinny, tiny. She looked like a pin, anywho at the store they have one of the drink carriers and you can buy any six bottles of wine in that carrier and get like 10 or 20% off well she had one of those and it was like 10 in the morning…..
willi says – reply to this

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Lara, You will probably read this. Please take some helpful advice:

You need to glam yourself up in a FRESH way and go get photographed on Robertson or Mr. Chows. Time to do some damage control. ASAP.
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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That doesn't look like LFB.
chase says – reply to this

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you know, at least she is not driving…it looks like she decided just to push her car home…..amazing the amount of strength vodka gives the both of us.
Liz says – reply to this

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Either I'm way out of touch with my celebs (I'll admit that!) or the people you post on lately Perez SUCK. Seriously, who is this girl and why do I care if she has a mid-afternoon drink