saMAN is P-I-S-S-E-D

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LezLo's gal pal is angrier than Pete Doherty when his dealer refuses to deliver. Well, maybe not THAT angry - but close.

saMAN Ronson just posted the following on her official blog:

i mean….. really?

ok- so i don't make reference to most of the crap said but every now and then my patience wears a little bit thin—-

from page 6 today

ALI Lohan is trying to make it big with her new single, "All the Way Around," but she's not getting any help from her big sister's girlfriend. Samantha Ronson, who's been dating Lindsay Lohan for several months, refuses to play the single during her DJ gigs. When Ronson played the Sephora party at the Angel Orensanz Foundation last week, a spy said, "[Mom] Dina showed up with a copy of the song for Sam to play - but she refused. The song is really bad."

1- I really like the song- as soon as her myspace page goes up it will be a song of the day-

2- the only person who showed up with a cd for me to play was my lil step brother chris- he is in my top friends- i played his song coz i like it

3- where do they come up with this sh*t????

4- the most pathetic thing of all is that richard johnson is an old friend of my mother's and therefore could have easily fact checked this one….. however- it would seem that no one cares to do any of that anymore- in fact- i'm sure if i looked up the last 10 times my name appeared on that page i would find that none of it was true.

i wouldn't be responding to this one- but i'm afraid that people might actually believe that and that's not fair to Ali. She's 14 years old- high school is bad enough- do tabloids really need to torture teenagers as well?

well then- with that out of the way- I hope you are all well and check out the single on itunes- it's a great f***ing pop song!

xosamantha

Did saMAN really just xo us????

Lol!

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    Posted: Jul 27, 2008 at 8:02 pm / Email this  »

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    1. green says – reply to this


      101

      Love her! Samantha Ronson seems pretty boss :)

    2. joan says – reply to this


      102

      Does anyone really give a shit about these people? I would like to read about people who have something going on!

    3. fuck says – reply to this


      103

      Re: MNSTR – hahaha you're such an ignorant cunt



    4. 104

      Well, she probably didn't xo YOU, it was probably meant for me.

    5. Britt says – reply to this


      105

      Did you notice she didn't outright say she wasn't with Lindsay?

    6. AMN says – reply to this


      106

      Why does SaMANtha always look so raggedy? Her hair is always greasy and she looks busted.

    7. Maddy says – reply to this


      107

      She didn't deny their relationship!

    8. pante says – reply to this


      108

      ALI FUCKING SUCKS, HER SONG FUCKING BLOWS, AND SAMANTHA IS ONE UGLY FUCKING CUNT.

    9. NOWAY says – reply to this


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      LOL, saMAN is shilling for Linz's sister!!!

      Hey listen SMANTHA RONSON- no one cares what you think or what your opinion is of Ali's crappy pop song

      The ONLY reason you are remotely relevant is because you are currently eating Lilo's freckled box box every night you disgusting dyke

    10. WHY says – reply to this


      110

      HY PROMOTE THE MAN AND PUBLISH THIS STUPID SELF ABSORBED COMMENT - THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN HER IS BECAUSE SHE LOOKS SO WIERD AND PEOPLE LIKE TO IMAGINE HER
      PERFORMING MACHINE GUN FELLACIO ON THOSE FAT THIGHS OF LOHANS
      - SHE HAS ONE OF THOSE HUNGRY DESPERATE LESBO LOOKS GOING ON
      AND I WOULDNT LET HER UGLY FACE WITHIN 5 MILES OF MY VAGINA !!!
      SHE IS ONE UGLY DIKE !!!

    11. rayn says – reply to this


      111

      awww perez.. leave Sam alone shes a good person!

    12. Mike says – reply to this


      112

      Perez you really need to lay off of them. That title, seriously poor taste. Since you love to hate on them for your own personal petty reasons and call them derogatory homophobic names and stereotypes- how's this one… you sound like a bitter old queen. Bet you dont like stereotypes and homophobic statements when people are calling YOU things like that… you just suck nowadays, period. Go back to being funny, not a total ass.

    13. fatty says – reply to this


      113

      HATE FAT PEOPLE
      fucking fat sweats walking around america
      I HATE FAT PEOPLE
      go shove more food down your mouths you fat fucks
      I HATE FAT PEOPLE
      discusting filthy tubbys
      I HATE FAT PEOPLE
      sedintary god damn slobs
      I HATE FAT PEOPLE
      thick thighs touching
      I HATE FAT PEOPLE
      stomach roles of discust on our beaches
      I HATE FAT PEOPLE
      damn it go on a fucking diet

    14. sam says – reply to this


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    15. jenbu says – reply to this


      115

      that's a MAN, baby!

    16. me! says – reply to this


      116

      notice she DID NOT DENY DATING LINDSAY LOHAN…. lol

    17. allie says – reply to this


      117

      you forgot to point out that samantha didn't deny it when the paper called her "lindsay's girlfriend" but she denied everything else. We all already know this to be true, but it's funny……

    18. Fati says – reply to this


      118

      she didn't deny that she's dating lindsay.

    19. size0 says – reply to this


      119

      Ali's voice is out of this world..
      Like a great eastern sunrise..

      I hear her singing and I want
      to run to the edge of the
      earth and jump off!!

      They should call her next
      single the Jump Off.

      Lindsey what can I say about
      you that hasn't already been said about puke?

      Dina=yuck

    20. crong says – reply to this


      120

      skeletor is angry, hopefully it throws its fucken stupid fedora away in a fit of petulance….

    21. Vinma says – reply to this


      121

      Perez, if you are going to use Spanish, use it correctly…it's "chúpame la pinga".

    22. Marky says – reply to this


      122

      To suck your dick Mario, Samantha would first have to find it and I don't think that she travels with a microscope.

    23. Sarah says – reply to this


      123

      Give it a rest already… so there's some bad blood between you and Samantha. Perhaps if you hadn't tried so hard to smear her name through your blog to get more publicity for yourself, you wouldn't now feel the need to continuously bash Samantha and her relationship with Lindsay.
      If nothing else the relationship between Samantha and Lindsay (whether just friends or more) seems to have improved Lindsay's life… in every photo I see of her these days, Lindsay seems happier and healthier than she has in a long time.
      I just don't comprehend the need we as a society somehow have to elevate people to some high status just to hope that they will fail so that we can somehow find happiness in their misery.
      Perhaps all the people who find it amusing to trash Samantha's looks, etc. should turn this judgment on themselves and take a long look at their own lives and find out why they enjoy reveling in being so downright mean!
      Live and let live!

    24. Furba says – reply to this


      124

      She needs to be a lesbian because I don't know of any guy that would want her. She is greasy, grimy, gross!



    25. 125

      "you know you love me xoxoLesboGirl"



    26. 126

      she didn't deny being linds girlfriend for several months LOL

    27. pfan says – reply to this


      127

      she didnt try to deny her relationship with lindsay :s
      i can't believe lindsay is dating her

    28. ANA says – reply to this


      128

      Re: size0 – size0 rules unfortanately you cant put size00 which is great too siz00
      they should only make clothing up to a size 8 to help people conform to a healthyer lifestyle

    29. d-bag says – reply to this


      129

      "It's a great f*cking song"? No it isn't. It sucks asshole and Ali is a whore.

    30. Laure says – reply to this


      130

      Ah yes but did anyone notice she didn't deny being Lindsay's girlfriend?

    31. sf says – reply to this


      131

      Quote: Whatever happened to REAL music? Enough of this over-processed drivel already!

      Yup… my opinion as well…

    32. Mike says – reply to this


      132

      Anyone notice how Perez calls every woman he doesn't like a "MAN" .. like jennifer "MANinston" "saMANtha" .. really strange..
      Why must you take all of your personal problems to your blog Perez and not be honest about it ? Maybe you don't like this story because samantha is talking about people reporting lies which is exactly what she sued you for doing. But airing all your dirty laundry on your website is seriously getting tired…. all of the people you have personal problems with you just attack viciously (jennifer aniston, samantha) oh and lets not forget how you wrote nasty stuff about Kathy Griffin - and then ! surprise! when you made up with her , you started writing nice things about her ! you suck - and outing the 'transvestite teenage daughter of a the famous couple' - you've hit an all time LOW. - champion of gay rights in the media - you are NOT.

    33. A Mom says – reply to this


      133

      She has a VERY valid point about tabloids, including you, Perez, and teenagers. I wish the tabloids would let the young lady's music speak for itself, and quit making trouble for kids. Whether they are in the spotlight or not, they don't deserve that type of harassment. Imagine the talent we would be without today and tomorrow if the kids and young adults with such talent were to forgo sharing it with us due to the tabloids and paparazzi. It would, indeed, be shame. As a parent I would strongly hesitate to allow my young teen to get into the music business or acting until they were 18, due to just such experiences as we see occur with Ali and tabloids. IMO, we need laws to protect celebrity from tabloids and paparzzi.

      Still noting your homophobic treatment of Samantha. Not cool, especially from a gay guy who I'm sure knows what it's like to deal with homophobia.

    34. Layla says – reply to this


      134

      She sounds very nice. I like har.

    35. cc says – reply to this


      135

      wow.. i didnt really know how she talks due to never hearing her, but she talks/ says things that i would say. Not like its a shocker, she is a normalish girl but she does seem super normal and level headed. pretty neat

    36. Kelly says – reply to this


      136

      Hey she's not denying that she's dating Lindsay!

      Linds could do so much better. There are much hotter lezbianas in Hollywood that can merit her a guest make-out spot on the L word!

    37. sheen says – reply to this


      137

      No one gives a shit about Lindsay Lohan anymore. She is irrelevant so please quit posting stories about her and her fug-ass girlfriend.

    38. Peopl says – reply to this


      138

      Re: DINA
      what rock are you living under?

    39. trins says – reply to this


      139

      This woman is FUGLY - there is a picture of her in People WITHOUT a hat on - Oy VEY!! - Put the hat back on…it hides at least some of her face.

    40. danie says – reply to this


      140

      I love her and lmao perez

    41. A-1 says – reply to this


      141

      Fuck that woman got beaten with an UGLY STICK

    42. SAR1 says – reply to this


      142

      PEREZ, IF YOUR A FUDGE PACKER, THEN WHY DO YOU CONSISTANTLY MAKE FUN OR CRITIZE LINDSEY LOHAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SAMANTHA

    43. desi* says – reply to this


      143

      I just noticed something too, she never adressed theRe: flangie nopants
      I know right! Lol

    44. roo says – reply to this


      144

      i saw in internet that she and lindsay over the relationship

    45. Aniki says – reply to this


      145

      perez u really ought to get a grip, u used to be funni now ur just a celeb slagging off people who are more talented than you who dont want to be ur friend.

    46. mav says – reply to this


      146

      Richard Johnson has checked the fact that their relationship is a BIG joke, but that is common knowledge to everyone except these 2!

    47. linda says – reply to this


      147

      chupa mi pinga…lol Perez estas acabandooo

    48. ella says – reply to this


      148

      what about mothers pimping their children out? what about the fact Lilo gets paid to appear at Sam's dj gigs? what about Samantha and basket case Lilo are money grabbing whores. Blog on that SAMRo.

    49. jojo says – reply to this


      149

      why is this person a celebrity??? wonder if she will blog when Lilo dumps her for a well hung Italian man



    50. 150

      Re: Me – I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING!
      She picked the whole report apart except THAT part.

    51. kl says – reply to this


      151

      Re: flangie nopants
      I know right??? That's the only thing I was waiting for her to deny



    52. 152

      She is very smart… she elegantly refused to answer about her relationship with Lindsay and I think it's pretty clear that none of them is coming out anytime soon… they deserve the right to their privacy, she just blogged in favor of Ali, she is right she is young and she is already finding a lot of stones on her road mainly because she is related to all the wrong ppl, most ppl never heard her music and already have a negative opinion about her because of her mom, dad and unfamous sister… that shouldn't be fair… the best Dina can do is take this kid away from the spotlight and let her live as a normal child not exposed to the daily tabloid trash but that's a lot to ask for considering that Dina is a media slut.

    53. Sheer says – reply to this


      153

      I like how she doesn't refute the "big sister's girlfriend" portion of the article. Ha!

    54. loka says – reply to this


      154

      If you don't want tabloids talking about you, find another way to make a living! Don't pimp out your 14 year old daughter!!

    55. scout says – reply to this


      155

      Re: S – I totally agree I think she is kinda attractive…she has swagger

    56. CAM says – reply to this


      156

      HAHA! WOW!

    57. andre says – reply to this


      157

      Oye i loved the comment on the pic, i live in Wales (UK) and read your web everyday and everyday you make me laugh, no one here in the office gets it though, pero es que son tontos!!! Oye eres terrible pero me encanta tu web you are always so right!!!
      Besitos Andrea xx

    58. me says – reply to this


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      HONESTLY. . .
      WITH A NAME LIKE DICK JOHNSON DO YOU EXCEPT HIM TO FACT CHECK?
      HE JUST SLIPS THINGS IN WHEN IT FEELS GOOD TO HIM

    59. alzay says – reply to this


      159

      hey guys… have u ever heard of the word "transman" before? It's person born as a woman but feels like a man inside… Am I seeing a potential transgendered person here?

    60. NinaC says – reply to this


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      I think thats so stoopid! If Ali Lohan didnt want to get picked on, she shouldn't have put herself in the music industry where HELLO! u will be criticized and judged. it doesnt matter if you are 4 or 104, its all the same. she should just shut the hell up. also notice she didnt deny being lindsays girlfriend either……

    61. Lala says – reply to this


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      I doubt this DYKE saMAN even knows what OX's mean. LEZlo wrote it!

    62. KIM says – reply to this


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    63. 163

      Sam acts like a spolit child.

    64. mav says – reply to this


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      Could it be possible that Sam developed her "swagger" to ape the man LL really wants? Not mimicking the look though, just the mannerisms. Remember Sam's "real" dad used to collaborate with David Bowie in the early 70's. "Thin White Duke", "Ziggy Stardust". Bowie sang a duet with "Bing" Crosby in 1974, an excellent version of "Little Drummer Boy". Notice Sam's hat, probably the one Bing was wearing when he died golfing in 1977. Connect the dots…

    65. Elii2 says – reply to this


      165

      coño perez ta wuena ezpero que hables español.. me imagino porq la foto dice chupa mi pingaa!! jajaj ta buena taa buenaa!

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