Brooke Hogan To The Media: "Suck It!"
The tranny likes it in the back!
Brooke Hogan is upset that people don't think she went to visit her brother in jail this past weekend to celebrate his 18th birthday.
So, she's taking to her blog to set the record straight!
Says the failed singer:
"Stupid people of the press
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me.
uhh…there's such thing as a back door you jerks.
In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can't believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don't you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.
Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family."
Aren't you glad that's all cleared up now????
Note to Brooke, it's spelled STOOPID!
[Image via WENN.]
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I bet their whole family knows all about "back doors". Nick sure will soon.
what's wrong with brooke hogan? i kinda like her. sure, she's dumb, but what blonde isn't? and fyi perez, um, it's spelled STUPID.
NOTE TO YOUR DUMBASS:
ITS SPELLED STUPID…..i fucking hate you…
Btw, wouldn't it have been nice for Brooke and company to go visit injured soldiers in honor of her brothers birthday? Semper Fi, bitches.
LAST
NO IT'S NOT
YOU SPELLED IT WRONG P-DIDDLE
Did they have sex?
They are from the south, after all.
who cares?
NO IT'S NOT
YOU SPELLED IT WRONG P-DIDDLE
SUCK IT PEREZ!
SUCK IT PEREZ!
SUCK IT PEREZ!
SUCK IT PEREZ!
SUCK IT PEREZ!
She could smile more and wear less makeup like in this picture. she looks good.
FIRST
Re: Lo –
if you hate perez, don't go on his site dumbass
why do people not like her. what terrible thing has she done. why is it cool to make fun of someone trying for their dream and falling. its not like she just came out of nowhere and wanted a singing career. shes been singing, dancing, and playing the piano since she was young. dont judge her because of her fucked up family. she seems nice.
I think Perez is having a go at Brooke with the "stoopid" thing trying to trick her into using that spelling from now on to embarass her
What do you mean "it's spelled STOOPID" ????
Even if you're trying to be humorous with that comment (which isn't funny…), you were incorrect with saying "it's spelled".. you should say "it's spelt". Retards.
it's actually spelled S-T-U-P-I-D
firrrst
FIRST!!!!
Um…it's YOU idiots who can't spell. STUPID is the correct way. Brooke had it right. Again, Perez…aren't YOUR 15 minutes up yet???
STOOPID…I don't get it Perz!
Amy Winehouse just went to the hospital in an ambulance!
for all the straight dudes out there, don't tell me that on a night out with the guys after a few beers you wouldn't reject this chick from coming over to your place…….
she didn't misspell the word
…whatever you say, horsey…btw, lies are when you tell people the guy your brother put into a coma is going to walk out of the hospital with you, that's a lie, daddy's little thigh-master, just ask john, oh wait, you can't…
i used to love her…first
Re: UHH – UHH…I luv you….funny!
The Hogan's pay people to defend their kids and trash John Graziano on gossip sites. Just wait, soon there will be all sorts of weird comments about how Brooke is so sweet and nice, which everyone knows is total BS
ummm actually "stupid" is spelled right in her blog. who the fuck told you it was spelled "stoopid" mario you're such an idiot
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p.z. tell y'r dad itz hiz fault y'r bro iz in jail…the effer taught
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz him to DRINK ….SOME FATHER FIGURE ZZZZZZ
Aww…what's the matter, Perez? Just realized that YOU were the one who spelled Stupid incorrectly? LOL!!!
well brooke, honey, when you put yourself out in the spotlight, you should have known that the media makes stuff up for better sales.
I hate her, and I hope she dies!!!!
Stupid People On TV-Oh, that's funny, isn't that exactly what her family did pretend to be nice on TV for money and they're all a bunch of stupid jerks! Family is so important to her - that's why she's doesn't have unconditional love for her mom even thought she's dating a younger man. You have NO Talent, take the first shuttle to the moon and take Heidi and Spencer with you!
Seriously. You would be pissed if you were her too.
Why should I care? Z-LIST! Z-LIST! Z-LIST! URGH!
Press is stupid until Brooke has a show to promote or a stellar single, and to lead to the stupid press that Playboy desperately wants her.
sdgsdgsdg
ha ha ha ha
oh whatever. who cares
Note to Perez, its spelled STUPID !!!
i'm just curious mario, why do you hate the girl too much? what did she done to you personally? do you know each other? if you hate these people why you keep on talking about them in your site? …….is it the money? and you don't care what it may cause to those people(mispelled?)?
Someone shut her up already!!!! Enough!!!!!!!!!
i'm just curious, why do you hate the girl too much? what did she done to you personally? do you know each other? if you hate these people why you keep on talking about them in your site? …….is it the money? and you don't care what it may cause to those people(mispelled?)?
This girl is a major attention whore. If she really hates the media as much as she claims, why is she going aroung airing her whole family dirty laundry. If she doen't talk to her mom, keep that stuff to herself and go fix it with your mom one on one. she snuck through the back so no one would see her and no one did she succeeded, who cares what a bunch of strangers think, as long as her brother knew she was there. Here's some advice, if you don't like the attention than shut the hell up, and stop giving the media all this material. Serious IDIOT, i cannot stand her!!
i'm just curious, why do you hate the girl too much? what did she done to you personally? do you know each other? if you hate these people why do you keep on talking about them in your site? …….is it all about the money? you don't care what it may cause to those people(mispelled?)?
note to Perez, it's spelled STUPID, DUH!
haha perez you're such a dumbfuck.
Dumb ass Stupid is right - Perez needs to get back to work and stop letting gay giggling interns post shit for him. This site is getting worse by the minute and is run 9-5 like any other business now.
we know you can't believe everything you see on t.v.. we were taught that by you're white trash family. you tried to act like you were decent people for a MINUTE but the truth came out. all four of you are pathetic has beens. go away already.
Her "best friend" should be spending 20 years in prison for essentially ending his friend's life because he wanted play in his fast little car after he had a few drinks. What a fucking douche. I hope Nick Hogan gets sodomized in jail.
Dear Stupid Hogan Family: No one gives a shit about you or what you do. Piss off. Love, The World.
What STUPID idiot thought it was spelled stoopid??? lol
perez is a fat, insecure, shit for brains. Go back to school and learn how to spell stupid!! People like you are so insecure that you make a business off of making fun of people you are jealous of. PATHETIC
perez…pls don't correct the way people spell when your blog is terribly written.
Re: UHH – "spelled" is another form of "to spell". Still…"spelt" sounds better
Perez was kidding right? I hope so! Because she was indeed correct with her spelling… I would die laughing if Perez just pulled a Dan Quayle! OMG that would make my day!
what is STOOPID? who cares this? anyway, I like her smile, like those news on **CASUALPAL.COM, she is such a beautiful lady.
Re: UHH –
Spelt is a type of wheat. Look it up on Wikipedia!
BUZZZZZ! Sorry! You lose the spelling game!
SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THE THE SPELLING OF STUPID CAUSE SHE DID SPELL IT RIGHT AND IF U WERENT THEN WOW HOW DUMP YOU MUST FEEL RIGHT ABOUT NOW LOL
I truly can not stand that bitch. Everything time she opens her mouth and ignorant statment emerges.
Stick to what you know, leatherface.
Re: UHH – no he's not incorrect, at dictionary.com it says either/or when it comes to the spelling of "spelt" or "spelled"; but i agree with everythin else you said
Re: bumsc – BUZZ! The joke's on you love. Because "spelt" is also a form of the verb "to spell". Don't just read the first line on the website you searched "to spell"
perez, you're actually retarded.
Someone needs a spelling lesson Perez…..
Main Entry: 1stu·pid
Function: adjective
Pronunciation: 'stü-p&d, 'styü-
Etymology: Middle French stupide, from Latin stupidus, from stupere to be numb, be astonished — more at TYPE
1 a : slow of mind : OBTUSE b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : BRUTISH
2 : dulled in feeling or sensation : TORPID
3 : marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : SENSELESS
4 a : lacking interest or point b : VEXATIOUS , EXASPERATING
- stu·pid·ly adverb
- stu·pid·ness noun
synonyms STUPID
BROOKE,HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK?
i love how his brother is a thing… what is that about. I like back doors too,, specially my own back door, hint hint, wink wink, I do love this trannylicious mess though… go Brooke, I'll sit on your hard massive dick anytime…
NOTE TO PEREZ: She spelled Stupid correctly. You should probably go back to school if you think that the spelling of newer slang terms is in fact the real spelling….aside from that these people are getting way to much airtime.
You are a fucking retarded piece of crap, why don't ou ever fight back, do you know how much I would LOVE to have an internet smackdown with your gay ass? A LOT THATS HOW MUCH.
stOOpid fucker.
dear brooke hogan
NO ONE CARES
THE MEDIA SHOULD JUST STOP REPORTING ON THE HOGANS!!!
not for their privacy, just no one gives a fuck about them! They take up space on the internet.
*your brother is a douche, it must run in the family.
* you look like a fucking tranny along with your mom!*
*stop wasting valuable natural resources by going to see him! He got what he deserves JAIL!
Seriously, Perez…you should just stop reporting their shit, its why they do so much fucked up shit, because their attention whores!
PEACE!
um it's spelled stewpid. god, get a dictionary.
Re: CCQ –
'Spelt' is only (and RARELY, at that) used in Britain, kids. Tell me truly if you have EVER used that in ANY of your high school essays there in Americaland (that's a joke, in case you don't get it). Let me guess…along with schedule (soft sch) and or-e-GAH-no (a tasty spice used in Italian (not pronounced EYE-talian) food, these are pronunciations you use every day! (Not). Piss off. Most people on this website can't even spell, including 'its' (no apostrophe) author. So don't tell me you have all been using 'spelt' day in and day out in your conversations. BUZZ! You lose!!!!
what the hell? Um, perez it is spelled "STUPID"
what are YOU talking about "stoopid"? Is that supposed to be funny or ironic somehow?
OOOO IDEA!!!!
Lets start an online petition just to show how much everyone DOESNT care about what they say and maybe perez will stop reporting on them to show them to shut the fuck up!!!
WHAAA YAAAAAAA
Dear Stupid People of the Press:
Please stop reporting on these retarded no-bodies who claim to hate the publicity which has been bestowed upon them for no worldly reason. Those who giveth can taketh away. Taketh away, I beg you, taketh away.
HEY PENDEJO LEARN HOW TO SPELL
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUIPD STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
SOMEONE BUY THIS DAMN SKITTLE"S LOVER SOME ESL CLASSES AT THE LOCAL TECH COLLEGE.
What this family wont do for attention. Brooke who gives a flying fuck that you was with your brother or wasnt with him? For heaven sakes why don't you people crawl back under the rock u came from. The name HOGAN/BOLLEA only makes me think of John G.
Re: CCQ –
Also. I felt compelled to point out that you are (you apostrophe re) a complete wanker.
Brooke is a complete moron. Ugly, can't spell worth shit, need I go on?
I'll tell you what BITCH..without the media you would be a NOBODY..and what you havent clued into yet (too many steriod injections affecting your memory?) is that YOU ARE A NOBODY! You are a JOKE Brooke..your entire family is a cast of losers and you are nothing but a talent-less, intellect challenged whore (just like your mama) and quite frankly honey when you are 30 you will look 50..you are so fucking 'manly' it is creepy..letting your father rub suntan lotion on your FAT ass is creepy too doncha think Brooke? Why havent you admitted that YOU used to date mommy's toyboy? Keeping it in the family huh? You better suck up the 5 minutes of fame you have left BITCH because your family is despised and thankfully y'all have been exposed as the arrogant, attention whores that y'all are. I wont watch your fucking show nor will I watch your daddy (and occasional fuck) either because you are all DISGUSTING! Did you go visit John Graziano on his birthday BITCH??? Nah..I didnt think so. I hope your tits explode one day soon and one day you will realize how irrelevant you are you fucking cunt!
I think we just witnessed a Bitch Fit, like omg
Re: FReal – They'd never think to do something like that, because it's all about THEM. People need to stop watching anything this family does, and slowly they'll go away.
brooke your singing career really took off. you got a brother in the joint and a father and mother chasing people half their age. your steroid raison dick father bagged a hot chick who is fresh out of diapers and mom is hawking a 19 year old kid. can anyone say disfuncional family. girl talk did your friend tell you how dads ancient dick tastes. what a class act. the hulkster banged your friend. you got a classy family. i would still bang your mom. she wouldnt look twice at me cause im over 21. tell nick to say hi to bubba in cblock. nick the bitch is probably in protective custody. pussies do that.
Media replies: No one really cares about what you or your murderer sibling does.
Re: david – Re: david – Re: david – You mean "what bottle blonde isn't."
theres back doors in prison?? im all for brooke hogan but thats a little much
Re: bumsc – Uhhh…Let's play fancy words and pretend we have a higher IQ than most of us puny mortals that are posting here. Spare me the bollocks of your intelligent remarks towards the use of the word "spelt". It is very much used in both England and especially in countries that are learning English as a second language.
P.S: I felt compelled to agree that yes, I am a wanker and i spend my nights correcting other persons on websites as I am an Internet freak whose pure joy and fun comes from reading dictionaries and writing illogical comments just to impress the "audience". Ta'da !
uhh, like who cares?
HERE IT IS!!!
www .petitiononline. com /518808 /petition. html
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No you IDIOT - you're the only one spelling things wrong these days. Too many to count, in fact. Don't try and look "cutesy" and charming because your pig face just ruins the attempt. You are NOT cute when you make such spelling errors. You just look ridiculously uneducated. The "Text Generation" spelling crap looks and sounds just as dumb and ridiculous as the lazy assed people who insist on using it when typing on a keyboard. GROW UP
SIGN THE PETITION!!!
TO BAN MEDIA ON THE HOGAN FAMILY TO DO US ALL A FAVOR!!
www .petitiononline. com /518808 /petition. html
LETS GET AS MANY SIGNATURES AS POSSIBLE THEN SEND IT OUT TO MEDIA OUTLETS!
SIGN!!!!
SIGN!!!!
Re: CCQ –
Well, I'm glad you have admitted to all of this. You will probably feel much better for it. It's probably quite difficult being a wanker of your aptitude. You must be very lonely. (this is all satire, in case your sense of humour is undeveloped)
I am intelligent, but kind. Intelligent, but kind (more satire). In the future, if you want any help with your punctuation, I may be able to help. Otherwise: Ta Ta, Too!
CALLING THE PRESS STUPID,,,HA,,,,WE WILL NOT TAKE ANY PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR BIG MOUTH ON THE RED CARPET,,,NEVER,,,,WE WILL PUT OUR CAMERAS DOWN WHEN YOU SHOW UP,,,,HA HA,,,,WE THE PRESS CAN MAKE YOU OR BREAK YOU ,,,
SIGN THE PETITION!!!
TO BAN MEDIA ON THE HOGAN FAMILY TO DO US ALL A FAVOR!!
www .petitiononline. com /518808 /petition. html
LETS GET AS MANY SIGNATURES AS POSSIBLE THEN SEND IT OUT TO MEDIA OUTLETS!
SIGN!!!!
SIGN!!!!
Who cares.
I like how she referred to her brother as a "thing". Classy. All the way.
she looks more like her father every day. I don't know why they would want her in Playboy, of course there was the Brigitte Nielsen issue and they made her look good.
Yep she was talking to fucktards like you perez!
Are you fucking kidding me?! It's spelled S-T-U-P-I-D. Shows how little some of us know how to spell.