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Dear Miami

Filed under: Latinolicious

What's up with THIS????

We need to turn that around!



63 comments to “Dear Miami”

  1. fall says – reply to this
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    What's up with THIS

  2. bling says – reply to this
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    i blame the humidity and afternoon thunderstorms. i live in kendall it rains every fuckin day

  3. poop says – reply to this
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    Too many republicans.

  4. size0 says – reply to this
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    Who the fuck cares Perez?

    Miami is full of skinny beautiful people.

    Is that where ur real beef lies??? Hmmmmm

  5. Dirty says – reply to this
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    What do you expect? The entire fucking city is filled with filthy, stinking Cubans. I hate cubes!

  6. Maija says – reply to this
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    It's because all the decent people live in Minnesota.

  7. size0 says – reply to this
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    The fat decent people

  8. AC says – reply to this
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    Worst city to live in…I live in Ft. Lauderdale for school & the people that live in Miami and the surrounding area have no idea what human decency is…WORST CITY IN THE USA…

  9. mike says – reply to this
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    And since Fla has the highest amount of retirees, there is no excuse. These old mother fuckers need to get off their wrinkled asses and do something!!!

  10. Big A says – reply to this
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    what are u volunteering for, lardy???? u've got a lot of nerve…why don't u move ur fat ass to miami and do something???? no???? well, u can't take issue with some one not getting out there….GET A GRIP, u delusional (yeah right ur a fucking celebrity) twat!!!!!

  11. goose says – reply to this
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    These spics can't and won't do anything except drink beer, throw their trash all over the place, collect their boat lift checks, and run around a field chasing a black and white ball.

    The most useless ethnic group on the planet.

  12. Sad says – reply to this
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    The Cubans have turned Miami into a sad swampy third rate place that no decent American wants to venture into. They are a lazy, idle mess of a people and spend all day drinking and having 14 hour siestas. The place is a dirty, boiling mess that doesn't even look like an American city.

  13. Miami says – reply to this
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    Big Surprise! Miami sucks! The government is corrupt, the residents are corrupt, everyone is out for themselves. Try being here after a hurricane and you'll see how bad it really is. I'm always surprised at people who send their young daughters to vacation in Miami. This is NOT DisneyWorld!

  14. Maggi says – reply to this
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    This is mainly to goose, but to all of you talking smack about hispanics….

    First of all, don't generalize ALL Miamians or hispanics as rude and drinking and being a mess all the time. I'm hispanic and I'm proud to say it. We have come a long way to have some ignorant people talking crap without even getting to know us. That's like saying all black people are pricks, just because you had one bad experience with a black person. So please, open your mind just a bit, because Miami may have it's bad areas, I'm not going to deny it, but so does New York, L.A….everyone has that. And Miami is a beautiful place… and dont say all the decent people live in Minnesota…. your ass has never left place anyway.

  15. size0 says – reply to this
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    Dear Pasties,
    I love how all the FAT corpulent white haters
    comment on the
    beautiful people of color.
    I see you on the beach with
    pasty skin trying to obtain
    my bronze skin, injecting
    ur lips with collagen to
    get my luscious lips….
    Please stop…its pathetic
    Sincerely,
    U will never be me
    Haters :)

  16. 16

    What a shame!!!

  17. 17

    I love Miami!!!

  18. Heart says – reply to this
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    It would do America a world of good if we could just break off Miami and throw it back to Cuba. It looks like Cuba anyway so that's where it belongs. I wish we had never allowed those nasty, greasy animals into our country in the first place. Miami is now hell on earth thanks to them when before the nasty Cubans came, it was a balmy paradise where we could go on vacation. My heart breaks everytime I have to go down to Florida on business to see what an awful place it has become with all of those loud, dirty , uncivilized Cubans.

  19. tj says – reply to this
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    For those of you who have never been to Miami, it's seriously the dirtiest city I've ever been in (US and over seas) and crime is just off the charts. It doesn't surprise me one bit. The "glamorous" Miami you see on TV is not real life Miami, trust me. Even the beach is nasty with nearly as much cigarette butts as sand!

  20. Cop says – reply to this
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    Don't deny it! The CUBES bring all the drugs into the U. S . via Miami. It's all true.

  21. ceec says – reply to this
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    is this the royal 'we' or are you including us? get down there and volunteer for something that includes the whole community, not just gay rights. You are in enough miami clubs, start talking AND working

  22. ALY says – reply to this
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    TO ALL THE IGNORANT WHITE TRASH LEAVING MESSAGES OF HATE AND RACISM! CUBANS HAVE NOW BECOME A MINORITY IN MIAMI FOR YOUR INFORMATION! AND THE REASON PEOPLE DONT VOLUNTEER AS MUCH IS BECAUSE IT’S EXPENSIVE TO LIVE IN MIAMI NOW A DAY AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GET MORE THAN ONE JOB TOSURVIVE OUT HERE THANKS TO OUR CORRUOT GOVERMENT!

  23. ALY says – reply to this
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    TO ALL THE IGNORANT WHITE TRASH LEAVING MESSAGES OF HATE AND RACISM! CUBANS HAVE NOW BECOME A MINORITY IN MIAMI FOR YOUR INFORMATION! AND THE REASON PEOPLE DONT VOLUNTEER AS MUCH IS BECAUSE IT’S EXPENSIVE TO LIVE IN MIAMI NOW A DAY AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GET MORE THAN ONE JOB TO SURVIVE OUT HERE THANKS TO OUR CORRUPT GOVERMENT!

  24. beach says – reply to this
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    I live in SOUTH BEACH, I do not drive pass the bridge…it looks like a third world country and it operates like one also.is a shame for me to admit.

  25. Cigar says – reply to this
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    In Miami even the Cubans are leaving trying to get away from other Cubans. So did Perez. Cubans don't want to live around too many Cubans, but they are still dirty Cubans wherever they go. Thank the Democrats of the 1960's for bringing them here, whereby wiping out the decent American way of life that existed in Miami before the influx of shitty Cubans came and turned Miami into Havana.

  26. G says – reply to this
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    VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Yuck! says – reply to this
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    The real Miami is dirty and dangerous. Even the police are corrupt. The people are mean and ugly. The good looking people fly in from somewhere else.

  28. PINGA says – reply to this
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    Re: Cop – TE BOY A METE LA PINGA PA QUE SE TE QUITE LO RACISTA…..

  29. Go! says – reply to this
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    My grandparents and parents were born and raised in Miami but they fled because of the Cubans. In 2005, they went back to see if Miami was really as bad as all their old friends, who also left, said, and guess what, it's even worst. It made my grandmother cry to drive through the once pristine, American communities to see how the Cubans have turned everything into a pig pen. By the way, they saw a Cuban man dressed in a stained, sleeveless undershirt standing in his front yard roasting a whole pig on a spit. Loud music was blaring from every car, hookers arguing with customers on every streetcorner. Coke & Meth dealers display their wares openly without fear of the Cuban police who are also drug king pens. That city is not to be believed. We need to shove the whole of Miami into a huge garbage bag and toss it into the Atlantic ocean.

  30. Vice says – reply to this
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    All of the crooks who ran away from Cuba after Castro took power, only came to Miami to start their corruption all over again and we have no one to blame but ourselves and the politicians who allowed them in. Miami runs on corruption and drug profits.

  31. yayi says – reply to this
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    As bad as MIAMI can be for those of us who where born and RAISED there..i think the following goes:
    I F Y O U C A N M A K E IT IN M I A M I Y O U C A N MAKE I T A N Y
    WHERE!
    miami people are tough , and outsiders cant swallow it…but thats because they didnt grow up there.
    me i still love it!! ill take my cafecito there any day of the week!

  32. LARRY says – reply to this
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    Do you volunteer Perez? Really? Until then, shut your mouth!

  33. ROBER says – reply to this
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    For all the fucking liberals=communists that trash the cuban people. Learn something idiots. Cubans exiles are the most respected emigrants in USA. Miami is full of latin american illegals assholes who are destroying the city. They are third world material and it shows. Cubans are the only decent people who are living in Miami these days.-

  34. flori says – reply to this
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    I agree with the above posters, I live in ft lauderdale and with the exception of a few high class locales in South beach, Miami is a shithole. Whats worse is that the garbage of miami is creeping northward as the Haitians keep arriving by the boatload and are not wanted in Miami, so theyre invading the nice neighborhoods of Ft Lauderdale and causing the crime rates and poverty to spike up. At this rate, South Florida will be a 5th world country by 2050!

  35. Crush says – reply to this
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    Rober=asshole, it was the stupid liberal Democrats who allowed you into America in the first place. Kennedy, Bay of Pigs, and all of that nonsense. Learn true history dweeb.

  36. miami says – reply to this
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    Please understand miami is a very busy city and to the idiot that commented he hates CUBANS you ARE AN IGNORANT VETE PA LA PINGA ERES UN IMBECIL

  37. Fox says – reply to this
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    There was a recent article on Fox News explaining how the Cubans are now invading California through Mexico. The shitheads.

  38. TG says – reply to this
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    What will you be doing to help this cause? Eating more Mexican foods?

  39. ExPat says – reply to this
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    Good luck finding someone who speaks English in fucked up Miami. The Mafia should be deployed to chase them back to Cuba where they belong.

  40. Cuban says – reply to this
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    Of course there are very nice Cubans, but many were used to doing things illegally in Cuba and continue this lifestyle in Miami. It is a corrupt city and the good Cubans need to recognize the problems and do something to fix it. You can't change what you don't acknowledge and Miami has lots of problems and is going down the dirty drain.

  41. Walt says – reply to this
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    our mistake was giving them a free pass to come to America 60-50 years ago. I'm sure we all thought they would eventually go back, now look what they've done. Boy is my face red.

  42. Reno! says – reply to this
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    Let's just hope and pray that when the Castro brothers die, all the Cubes will go home , even with the barrel of a gun pointed at their backs if need be. I love Janet Reno we need a million more like her in our government. Viva Janet Reno! The Italians know what to do.

  43. Marky says – reply to this
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    If your so concerned, come down here and volunteer Mario. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

  44. Clark says – reply to this
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    The Cubes are a turd people with a turd culture from a turd country, so of course they turned Miami into their toilet bowl. Instead of saying Viva Cuba we should all be yelling FREE MIAMI, at the top of our lungs to anyone who would hear us.

  45. eriki says – reply to this
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    perezito, can't you screen the ruthless comments? ay?!!!!

    anyways, unfortunately perez, miami has gotten too expensive to live. young college graduates are having trouble paying their mortgages, taxes, insurance and there is just no time for themselves, even. i had to leave miami for this reason. you don't even have a chance to breathe anymore. it's gotten too fast paced and it's hard to catch up. :( it's not fair to live that way. and it's not fair to start your life that way.

    please, perezito….screen the comments. reading what people write is just too heart wrenching. young minds are being molded and are believing what the ignorant people are saying!! scary!!!

  46. cube says – reply to this
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    Re: Dirty – hey you ignorant peice of shit, take that comment and shove it up your ass. racism is for sure not the way to go, unless your horrifically ugly and have major issues with urself that you have to take it out on others. so seriously shut the fuck up.

  47. zoe says – reply to this
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    Lazy Selfish Cubans, All they care about is what they can get for themselves, fuck everyone else.

  48. fucki says – reply to this
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    To be fair, the study found 620,000 volunteers were recruited in Miami last year, more than 60,000 over the previous year. And many local nonprofits say they have more volunteers than ever.

    you ALWAYS take shit out of context. maybe YOU should tell us how YOU volunteer!

  49. wedon says – reply to this
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    Re: ALY

    Woah slow down b1tch. Its not only white trash that hate the boat ni66ers.

  50. Space says – reply to this
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    Hey Perez, you live in Miami part-time, right? Do YOU volunteer while you're there?

  51. niknp says – reply to this
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    because the people in Miami are vile… the rudest, pushiest, most obnoxious people you will ever encounter live there. The vast majority of people here have no sense of basic human decency, common courtesy or respect for others. Miami would be a great city if it weren't for the people.

  52. eh says – reply to this
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    is anyone surprised? miami is filled with the rudest, most arrogant, shallow people in all of america. and i'm talking about real miami- not just the beach full of tourists. filthiest souls you'll ever meet.

  53. eh says – reply to this
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    Re: niknp
    clearly we agree!

  54. Sor R says – reply to this
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    It's too damn hot! And it storms like a mofo too!

  55. Kitty says – reply to this
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    Wow scratch the surface just a bit and the stench of racism jumps at you. Sometimes I feel ashamed of being an American.

  56. Emily says – reply to this
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    I have a comment for everyone who is trashing Miami. I bet half of you have never even been to Miami, so you should stop talking about something you obviously have no knowledge about. Anyway, I have lived in Miami my entire life, and am 100% American. My parents were born and raised in Boston and North Carolina and so I am not Cuban so don't bother thinking it. Plus, I do volunteer work and am a leader of a large organization here in Miami that does volunteer work. Sure not everyone here does it but there are plenty of good people here that do. Plus haven't you realized that the Perez is a Cuban and was born and raised in Miami? You obviously like him because you read his blog! Oh, and not all parts of Miami are completely horrible. Take the suburbs of Pinecrest, Brickell, Coral Gables, South Miami, and the famous South Beach and Miami Beach. Really the only bad places are located in the inner city. Hialeah is the only place where I agree with all the horrible Cuban bashers, and I only agree with the fact that it is basically a Cuban neighborhood that is somewhat dirty. Then take Liberty City and other inner city neighborhoods there really isn't anything to horrible about them but what city doesn't have neighborhoods you avoid?

  57. Emily says – reply to this
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    L.A. does, New York does, and every other city has neighborhoods that aren't fantastic. So maybe you should think before you speak. I mean really just because our volunteer percentage is low doesn't mean you should say such horrible things about the city.

  58. Kimbe says – reply to this
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    That's b/c the CUBANS have no idea what GIVING back to the community is. They take and take….NEVER giving back!!! Trust me…I live in Miami!!

  59. GM says – reply to this
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    Re: Heart
    i cant leave miami because everywhere else in the US is soooo lame… i love miami because its a latin country in the united states.. i dont care if its dirty , the people are amazing , their outspoken and have some flavor, they are not boring plain gringos… i talked to some guy from kentuky once… TOTALLY PATHETIC…i love my city.. we dont volunteer.. and i dont care .. were too full of ourselves

  60. GM says – reply to this
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    Re: Walt – so is your neck

  61. eli says – reply to this
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    its too fucking hot to volunteer here…plus gas is at about 4.30 PLUS traffic?! Cmon perez you should know this!!

  62. eli says – reply to this
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    Woah, Woah, Woah…I first left that comment about the weather and then read what some really stupid people are saying??
    YOU guys are generalizing way too much here? You're saying that Cubans are ruining the city? Thats because when you guys come here on your stupid little vacation get a ways all you see is what they show you! Of course you're going to see Little Havana and all those crappy areas because theyre RIGHT BY THE FUCKING AIRPORT!! But if you werent so into your stupid cameras and maps you could maybe venture to the suburbs like Pinecrest where I am from and see that its not so bad…and yeah maybe some cubans are trash but so are they fucking white crackeads who live downotwon..and same with teh black crackeheads downtown…so stop saying its the cubans and go fuck yourslef

  63. Set i says – reply to this
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    HISPANICS IN MIAMI DO NOT NEED TO FORMALLY VOLUNTEER BECAUSE THEY TAKE MUCH BETTER CARE OF THIER CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY THAN REGULAR WHITE BREAD AMERICANS DO.

    I BET THE LARGER VOLUNTEER ORGANIZATIONS IN MIAMI ARE LED BY SOME WHITE DUDE THAT CAN NOT CONNECT WITH THE COMMUNITY AT LARGE AND DOES NOT HIRE THAT KIND OF STAFF EITHER

    IN ANY CASE PEOPLE, THESE ARE STATS THAT MEAN DIDLEY SQUAT. THERE IS NO WAY TO ACCURATELY MEASURE VOLUNTEER WORK IN MIAMI OR ANY PLACE ELSE IN THE USA AS MANY PEOPLE HELP OTHERS EVERY DAY AND DO NOT SEE IT AS VOLUNTEERING.