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1. justi says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   FIST!

2. jane says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first!

3. me says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   jiz

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   She just got lube all over her hand.

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   she is creeped out by how many dirty sci-fi freaks probably masterbate to all the pictures she is signing!

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   She is looking at her dress

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   first??

8. shane says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   …because her debut single was played on the radio?

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   shes skankalicous and trying not to spread her sluttious diseases everywhere.

   first what?

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    alala

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    Lol..not sure why she's making that face, but she sure looks ugly

12. yo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Comic con freaks prolly had sticky goo on their hands when they touched her… You know what I'm talkin bout

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    Comic con freaks prolly had sticky goo on their hands when they touched her… You know what I'm talkin bout

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    idkk hahaha 3ed

15. Adria says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because the make up is made with whale oil …

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    first!!!!

17. J says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cause I'm first?

18. yo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Comic con freaks prolly had sticky goo on their hands when they touched her… You know what I'm talkin bout

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    idkk hahaha 3ed

20. Sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    First!!

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    She's trying to disenfect after having so many geeky fanboys touch he?

22. Sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    First!!

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    Because the make up is made with whale oil …

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    Because the KY was too cold!!!

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    She's trying to disenfect after having so many geeky fanboys touch her?

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    she hates comics!!

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    fan ejaculated on her hand.

28. Vic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she is totally grossed out by how many of those dirty little sci-fi freaks masterbate to the pictures of her she signs for them!

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    1st!!!

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    1st!

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    Shes a stupid whore

    [1st comment?]

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    she touched a nerd.

33. Suz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    its hand sanitizer HAHAHA LOL…. creeped out by the comic fans I guess

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    'Cause some dude just spooged all over her table.

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    Her wig is falling from her head and the superglue she bought (on her right hand) was a rip-off.

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    She touched a dirty light saber.

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    because she just saw herself in the mirror

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    first

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    she just shook the hands of 200 geeks who cranked out a batch earlier in the day thinking of her

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    she realized how much her song sucks.

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    Holy crap look at the price on this thing!!! probably…

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    the bottle was sticky, duh

43. micha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a bird pooped on her

44. gross says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because some totally zitty Comic Geek wiped his face then shook her hand!

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    She thinks she's too good for nerdz!

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    THE TOURISTS AT COMI-COM HAVE COOTIES * * * *

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    she just had to sign a photoshopped picture of herself with a comic con nerd sexxing eachother up. She had to use hand sanitizer to feel clean again.

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    I thought it was Julia Louis Dreyfus before I saw the name

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    She realized she had KY Jelly in her hand and not sanitizer…Ooops

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    she saw a picture of madonna.

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    she heard whoriah's new album.

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    Perez just walked into the room from the washroom with his dick hanging out and she has never seen anything that small and distorted.

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    Perez got waaay too close and breathed on her.

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    …because she knows where the comic book geeks hands have been.

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    Because she has a HUGE foe head and midget arms???

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    She's surrounded by absolute dorks?

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    ..because she is trying to prove that she is more than just young and sexy ..that she can be gross and old, too? (not that those two are mutually exclusive.)

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    she just realized Purell isn't 'dolphin safe'.

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    …because some greasy nerd just drooled on her and she's about to puke from the greasy nerd smell. Sanitize hun!

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    Re: Adria – That's so worng, but so damn funny

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    Uh…that's not Hayden Pannettiere

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    because she just realized that she has saggy grandma titties.

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    She was simultaneously removing her anal plug and she was afraid of the possible spillage

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    She was smoking out her ass again and was afraid of the criticism she would receive. She is such a rebel.

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    …because the Purell burns! IT BURNS!!!!! MOTHER OF GOD, IT BURNS!!!

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    well its obvious. Shes putting on hand sanitizer which means shes probably
    grossed out by all the nasty, sweaty comic freaks shes had to touch or shake hands with.
    I'd do the same thing!

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    has anybody noticed that whenever perez posts a blind item…he always posts a picture of the answer before or after the blind item is posted? hmmm, just a thought

    hayden is known to be "catty" and she plays a CHEERLEADER on hit TV show…which married actors…do the math.

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    … she just noticed the public hair on her coke can.

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    a tech savvy fan just asked her to sign a quite frightening picture of her transformed into a cartoon - hope that doesnt show up on any gossip site

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    …this is actually her best look.

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    she signed a black cock.

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    she heard her new song.

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    omg shes human. i thought celebs were perfect aliens

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    Because she just slapped five with Darth Nilus and Gamorrean Guard.

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    because hand sanitizer is not good for masturbating

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    because she just shook hands with 3 million lonely nerds, who knows what they have on their hands.

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    she just realized she has alligator arms and hands

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    she just noticed the expiration date on that bottle of hand sanitizer…

    ewww; yuck!

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    she just realized she has alligator arms and hands

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    One of the ingredients listed on the bottle is CLUBBED SEAL

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    because she's disgusted from shaking everyones hand! I knew she was there! Comic con was awesome just like every year.

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    Because nerds are so filthy!

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    Fucking fans with their dirty hands!!

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    Because she knows that all the geeks she shook hands with just finished jacking off and her hand smells like wet dog.

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    …she saw her own reflection.

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    It's obviously because she'd prefer the DONG in her rosebud, rather than in her hand –

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    she just realized she signed on with Kohl's to advertise candies. what a ho.

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    she farted and ain't no anti-bac in the world goin' to fight that biz-nass

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    Its generic hand sanitizer

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    It's her Jerri Blank impression!

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    BECAUSE HER VIBRATOR JUST RUN OUT OF BATTERY,AND NOW SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT HER NASTY CUM!!!EWWW!!!!!!!!

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    There are a lot of really fat guys waiting in line to tit fuck her.

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    That last guy she signed a picture for got too excited when it was his turn.

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    there was a fly in her cup, and she was like," why am I at a comic book convention. Heroes isn't a real comic book!

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    LMAO!
    cuz she's at comic con and all those nerd look like they have skin diseases! she can't get that sanitizer out fast enough!!!!

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    Because comic guys are freaks

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    …she suddenly realized that she is stubby and deformed, her hair is shit-brown and she doesn't know how to dress, and that the fame-clock is relentlessly ticking her remaining 4 and a half minutes out…tick tock tick tock…

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    well…..she DOES have a SHOT GLASS in one hand……….

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    She sees a mirror on the table.

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     She felt a fart coming on, so she farted and she got a surprise with the fart: a big nasty turd nugget shot out of her little cornhole. And she wasn't wearing underwear!!!