Hulk: "Linda's Out To Hurt Me!"

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Poor Hogans.

The divorce case seems to be taking it's toll on everyone.

Hulk Hogan has even said he considers Linda to be his worse opponent ever!

And we guess after 23 years of marriage it must be tough to split, especially when your wife hates your guts and is banging a 19 year old.

Hulk says, “Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into. You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots, tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does!"

Ouch.

He adds, "I guess I taught her well.”

Linda's going after Hulk, hard.

She's accused him of abuse and even of "causing her anxiety and fear for her safety at all times." An accusation Hulk's lawyer says is purely fictional.

With their son Nick in jail, the only one left to deal with the crazy parents is Brooke.

And even she thinks her mom is crazy!

So much so that she's living with her dad and isn't even on speaking terms with crazy Linda.

The family should just settle it all….in the wrestling ring!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 5:59 pm / Email this  »

    87 comments to “Hulk: "Linda's Out To Hurt Me!"”

    1. karen says – reply to this


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      Hey, couples get divorced after 30 and 40 years. I've known some; maybe me, someday. So Hogans, get over it.



    2. 2

      i thought brooke was living with her two roommates ?

    3. fun says – reply to this


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      slut

    4. PoorH says – reply to this


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      I honestly feel kind of sorry for Hulk-that family went into the shitter in a red hot second

    5. hahah says – reply to this


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      she's dumb

    6. sarah says – reply to this


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      that whole family is like a circus… first?

    7. TAG says – reply to this


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      HULK IS A CRAZY CONTROL FREEK!! I CANT EVEN WATCH THE SHOW CUZ I WANT TO GAG HIM AND THROW HIM DOWN THE STAIRS & LEAVE HIM THERE.
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    8. arabe says – reply to this


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      1st

    9. fallo says – reply to this


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      FIRST—maybe

      shes kkookyy!!

    10. sarah says – reply to this


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      jezz poor brooke id hate to be the child of those two crazy ass people………….first??

    11. angel says – reply to this


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      Linda has major issues. I feel bad for Hulk.

      …first?

    12. WTF says – reply to this


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      They are all a waste of space and need to get out of the spot light. White trash personified!

    13. Viola says – reply to this


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      Linda Hogan is one sad tranny

    14. Trim says – reply to this


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      Brooke has a nice toilet.

    15. Kachi says – reply to this


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      The reality TV show curse strikes again with the Hogan family!

    16. Kachi says – reply to this


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      The reality TV show curse strikes again with the Hogan family!

    17. BE says – reply to this


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      *******
      *******

      The 19yr old dude probably bang her with a pillow covering her face - - ouch!

      *******
      *******

    18. eh says – reply to this


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      "…he considers Linda to be his worse opponent ever!"

      WORST

    19. swat says – reply to this


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      Marry a whore,
      die by a whore.



    20. 20

      Linda actually looks good for the first time ever in that pic. I think the "fame" (and I use the term loosely) from the reality show went to her head. it looks like she stopped eating and had a face lift. Ah well, you can't make a ho a housewife!

    21. dave says – reply to this


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      I think Linda needs to start tanning….she looks so pasty!

    22. jenna says – reply to this


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      living with her dad?

      i thought that she was living with her guy friend on her reality show?

    23. Jenn says – reply to this


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      Again, Who cares!?!?

    24. Julz says – reply to this


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      This is getting ridiculous man Linda needs to get over this fighting shit that she feels she needs to do because what will it do in the end? NOTHING! She just wants the money and make everyones life a living hell, shes trying to make her whole family go down with her. If she was a good mother she would have settle it quietly and made it done with quietly for her kids sake! and the public would have figured out that he hurt her earlier if he actually was doing that! GET OVER YOURSELF LINDA!

    25. neil says – reply to this


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      Linda Hogan is a mess, She wore a thong on Brooke's show, nasty. She's having hot flashes, dried out kotch, brittle hair , thick body, can you blame her for being a total beytch??????????????????

    26. david says – reply to this


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      hulk needs to shut his old cheatin' ass the fuck up. i love how he likes to forget that HE'S the one who broke up his marriage and destroyed his family. he can bang a 19 year old, but she can't?

    27. FReal says – reply to this


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      The judge in their case should order them to be together forever. You know they wanna anyway.

    28. sam says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, why are you pretending to feel sorry for them. they're not your family and you don't even like them. They all should do us a HUGE favor and keep their shit private, im tired of hearing about them.

    29. vorac says – reply to this


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      She treated him very badly…had no loyalty to him. She took the personal trainer's side when he was a dick to her husband! What an evil bitch she is. But then again, maybe some bimbo hit on Hulk and she tried to say something and he stuck up for the bimbo and acted like Linda was acting all psycho. Maybe she was just getting revenge…

    30. Cecí says – reply to this


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      Oh yeah, Brookes judgemental is SOOOOOOOOO reliable…

    31. Ken says – reply to this


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      Umm, its Karma coming back to bite them all in their A**.

    32. RED P says – reply to this


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      Re: eh – ——FEEL BETTER NOW?? WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE MENT….PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING.
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    33. Yanke says – reply to this


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      HOGAN SCREWED AROUND ON HER WITH BROOKE'S 20 SOMETHING FRIEND. I SAY HIT IT WITH THE 19 Y.O. LINDA!!



    34. 34

      zzzzzzzzzz lizten up U 2 old fukzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zzzzzz U both R dizcuzzting az hell zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zzzzzzzzz anything 2/make money..lozerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzz grow the hell up azzholezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    35. Ria says – reply to this


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      I dont feel bad for them at all. They all have demonstrated just how trashy in the past year. What is happening to them now is karma for their poor actions since aug 26th. I wonder what the hulk has to say about god's hand now?

    36. Brand says – reply to this


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      Linda Hogan is fucking stunningly gorgeous and I would do anything to lick her from head to toe. Fuck you mean bitches. She is delicious to look at. I would get with her in a second before I'd get with these 18 year old young sluts. open your legs momma

    37. NikNi says – reply to this


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      Where does Hulk get that nice straight perfect hair all the time! Ahahaha, maybe its fake and attached to the bandanna

    38. wanda says – reply to this


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      Dear Perez,
      Please stop featuring the hulk and his tanned, bleached harem. They are gross and boring.
      me

    39. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Wow… Linda is def. a crazy person… she's having sex with a 19 year old?? SICK!!!! And I have the same question as debbie, I thought she was livin in a place with two of her friends?

    40. Hey H says – reply to this


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      um… someone needs to tell him that wrestling is fake! He didn't go through nothing because he knew it was coming and it was scripted, these people are crazy!



    41. 41

      i haaaaate linda! look at her shes OBVIOUSLY a fake bitch. i actually feel bad for brooke. her and hulk seem like relatively normal people and linda is just trying for attention

    42. stero says – reply to this


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      wresling is fake. hulk is fake. his bleach bloned fake balloon titted wife is fake. i would still drop a load in your dumb talentless daughter. if there was ever a pig its brooke. plastic bitch linda is gfoing to soak you in court. hey. hulk has a tiny steroid dick and linda has a canyon for her 19 year old boyfriend. pull a chris benoit and take out the whole family. do us all a favor. let me taste brooke first.

    43. Novel says – reply to this


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      Quit giving these assholes airtime or blogspace.

      IT'S BORING AS HELL

      And so are YOU

    44. Matt says – reply to this


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      SIGN THE PETITION!!!

      TO BAN MEDIA ON THE HOGAN FAMILY TO DO US ALL A FAVOR!!

      www .petitiononline. com /518808 /petition. html

      LETS GET AS MANY SIGNATURES AS POSSIBLE THEN SEND IT OUT TO MEDIA OUTLETS!

      SIGN!!!!

      SIGN!!!!

    45. clear says – reply to this


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      these people are just sideshow freaks. why anyone spends anytime on them is astonishing. what complete and useless losers.

    46. Suspi says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't be shocked if this does end up in the wresting ring. The fighting may all be part of an elaborate stunt set up by Hulk and Vince McMahon to get a new storyline. He is just as shameless as this family! I bet they would all go along with it if the price was right… not to mention, they're all fame whores

    47. rando says – reply to this


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      "ITS toll" not "it's toll." For the love of God you make this 9th grader mistake over and over again.

    48. I HAT says – reply to this


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      WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY'RE HUMANS ….GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    49. tasha says – reply to this


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      woah wasnt hulk da reason why they divorced… cuz he cheated on linda with brookes friend???dats bullshit… linda is dooin her own thing like he did ….wtf… letther be… hulk is just insane!!!



    50. 50

      Stop already they are all fucking retards karma is bitting their ass's

    51. meg says – reply to this


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      TEAM LINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    52. mike says – reply to this


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    53. 53

      If you've seen "Hogan Knows Best" then it's impossible to believe that she feared for herself in any way. From what I saw, she basically did whatever she wanted and nagged a lot. The rest of the time, Hulk wasn't at home :)

    54. Lucky says – reply to this


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      Team Linda!
      Hulk loves Brooke in a VERY unhealthy way. Just look at those pictures of Daddy Hulk applying oil between his daughters thighs. That's some sad sh*t right there. I'm glad Linda got free of him.

    55. Truth says – reply to this


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      The truth is a defense. Its not dirty tricks, just the truth that is coming out on what an insecure narsisistic selfish dick head you are. Linda is just WARMING UP. You aint seen nothing left. You taught her what not to do. Settle quick Hulk before you are playing handball against the curb crying for your mommy.

    56. rr says – reply to this


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      With all of the crazy families out there in reality tv none make me as sick as the Hogans. Did they go to college. I think Hulk did but even if he did they are social misfits. I dont wish them any harm but the weather channel is better than their shit. The saughter cant sing and if they had any brains the daughter would have gone into wrestling with a predictable following like Dale Earnhart Jr. She cant sing and you cant ruin a face thats already just normal looking. Someone should sit this family done and tell them how stupid they are. I guess its too late. Who gets the first book deal out of the four or will the youngin that pluggn old yeller do an exclusive interview when he done witj old yellers stinkhole

    57. Moe says – reply to this


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      After you cant afford to buy your daily testosterone injections and human growth hormones you ll shrink to the size of mini me. Anybody that could spend 23 years with your selfish and pompis ass deserves a metal. The Karma train is coming hulk, you deserve everything coming to you. The secret is you are a junkie.

    58. Larry says – reply to this


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      Hulk, you and I wrestled for years together, you remember your motto on the road. Fuck anything with a pulse and check when you are done. The previous writer was right. You deserve to be castrated.

    59. FREAK says – reply to this


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      ***********THE HOGANS=WHITE TRASH ****************

    60. stick says – reply to this


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      Gee, she looks like such a nice lady…

    61. Anon says – reply to this


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      ITS NOT IT'S YOU TARD!!!

    62. Redde says – reply to this


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      This is nothing but a nigg family worst garbage on earth….

    63. Hah. says – reply to this


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      Worst opponent ever? He should have figured out that she, the family unit relationships, and the family assets were by far the deepest things that he had to lose by disregarding the marriage vows and his wife. That's why he/it just feels that way. Do men think having affairs and then divorcing is going to be some kind of cake walk? It's deeply personal, for everyone. You can't just throw your wife and life away without huge consequences, and particularly if the woman is worth her salt. Hehe. I guess we know who the fighter is here.

    64. Whaah says – reply to this


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      I can feel him, but I can't quite reach him. Next time try being faithful to your wife. Someone give him a kleenex.

    65. kirby says – reply to this


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      Someone needs to put this bitch down. I thought I would never feel sympathy for Hulk, but with a wife like that EEK!!!

      The whole family are LOSERS!!!

    66. size0 says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck cares about trailor trash?

      Other trailor trash..PEREZ!!!

    67. bunse says – reply to this


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      When it comes to Linda Hogan, I have to repeat what someone said of one of Bill Clinton's "girlfriends" - When you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll come up with.

    68. Pffft says – reply to this


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      Re: bunse – Like Hulk is any better, lololololol…the hundred dollar bill was probably stuck on HIM. Pffft.

    69. Smirk says – reply to this


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      "She's out to hurt me!"
      Yeah. So?
      Was this guy really a wrestler at one time? Snorff! Lol.

    70. gala says – reply to this


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      It seems kinda crazy that Brooke or the Hulk don't ever address the rumor(?) that they are having sex together,neither of them have denied it??And now Daddy Hulk is going to be present when Brooke does her "Playboy Spread",what's that all about??



    71. 71

      Shit Bunse, I do believe she'd dive for five!!

    72. fuckp says – reply to this


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      his "worse" opponent?? fag learn to spell

    73. john says – reply to this


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    74. Gramr says – reply to this


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      It's Grammar, bitch.
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      Perez, FYI, your sentence "The divorce case seems to be taking it's toll on everyone." should be "its toll."
      .
      its = possessive
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      it's = it is
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      You wouldn't say "The divorce is taking "it is" toll on everyone." So don't write "The divorce is taking it's toll on everyone," because then you've just said "The divorce is taking IT IS toll on everyone." It's the divorce is taking ITS TOLL, no apostrophe, ON EVERYONE. Your lack of grammar skills are taking their toll on me.

    75. tko says – reply to this


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      well just to clear the record about brooke living with her dad is totally false..she has her own penthouse in the mosaic building off of collins in miami with her two roomates gleen and ashley…

    76. Lala says – reply to this


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      Leave LINDA alone! She was the backbone of the Family for decades!

    77. reall says – reply to this


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      I thought you reported something about Hulk hiding his millions from Linda? So is that why she is out to hurt him?!

    78. val71 says – reply to this


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      This bitch is a joke.!
      she should just move the fuck on and keep rocking the cradle.
      no1 cares about her and her orange tranny ass. fuck off Linda no1 cares about u and ur slutty ways.

    79. heeee says – reply to this


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      Re: dave – hahahaha :o )

    80. Hanna says – reply to this


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      Either this is some bad ass KARMA or they are all playing pretend, remember he pretend wrestled for many years , she really worried about the money when they had their show..

    81. Annie says – reply to this


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      Brooke lives with her two roommates. Or haven't you seen Brooke Knows Best. HELLO PEREZ WHERE IS YOUR HEAD?



    82. 82

      AM I THE LAST ONE TO FIGURE THIS OUT, OR DOES THIS WHOLE DRAMA SMELL OF WWF THEATRICS?!?!?
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      I GET THAT THE ACCIDENT AND JAIL TIME OF THE SON IS VERY REAL!!
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      BUT IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ALL THE REST OF THIS IS FOR PUBLICITY?!? RIGHT DOWN TO THE 19 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND!!
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      THEIR ENTIRE LIFE AND FORTUNE HAS BEEN FROM THE THEATRICS THAT ARE CREATED IN AND OUT OF THE RING!!
      .
      WHILE I'M SURE THEY ARE GENUINELY TRASHY, ALL THIS SMACKS OF WWF SMACKDOWN!!!



    83. 83

      PROPS TO THE DUDE ABOVE WITH THE 'ARISTOCRATS' REFERENCE

    84. SALLY says – reply to this


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      BROOKE HOGAN IS LIVING WITH HER DAD AND TAKING HER DAD'S SIDE HERE BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT … HER DAD, HULK HOGAN, IS THE STAR HERE AND HER MOTHER ISN'T. BROOKE HOGAN WANTS TO BE A STAR TOO. HER DAD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN OPEN DOORS FOR HER AND HER POOR, ABUSED, AND NEGLECTED MOTHER CAN'T. I'M ON LINDA'S SIDE HERE!!! YOU GO LINDA!!!

    85. jacks says – reply to this


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      I feel bad for Hulk. Linda is UGLY! All they have to do is the tapes of "Hogans know best"… she was never abused. She's a spoiled brat. And UGLY.

    86. Vival says – reply to this


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      TEAM HULK!!!!!!!!!

    87. lbzk says – reply to this


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      from the first time i saw hogan knows best i knew Linda was a money grubbing famewhore. helloooo you can tell by just looking at her. not only does she constantly spend money on RANDOM and NEEDLESS things that are not even necessary but she tells hulk he needs to go back to work after she spends all his money! fuck that! she shoulda gotten a job to pay for her hairdye, eyeliner and a trainer that she doesnt need. she doesnt deserve anything in the settlement. she doesnt even deserve hulk!