Seacrest's Freak Accident!
Filed under: Ryan Seacrest
Ryan Seacrest was bit by a shark this past weekend. For real!
Thankfully, the accident was nothing too serious.
We're told that the Idol host was at a nearby beach in Cabo, at the beach front of the LG Villa when he was bit by a baby shark on his foot.
The sea creature even left a little tooth behind as a souvenir.
You see, that's why we prefer pools over the beach. Plus, there's no sand!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: July 28, 2008 at 9:45 am
Awww, poor baby. I'll tend to his wounds. And while I'm at it, I'll suck on his balls and tongue-fuck his ass, till he's all better.
Awww, poor baby. I'll tend to his wounds. And while I'm at it, I'll suck on his balls and tongue-fuck his ass, till he's all better.
Awww, poor baby. I'll tend to his wounds. And while I'm at it, I'll suck on his balls and tongue-fuck his ass, till he's all better.
Awww, poor baby. I'll tend to his wounds. And while I'm at it, I'll suck on his balls and tongue-fuck his ass, till he's all better.
Awww, poor baby. I'll tend to his wounds. And while I'm at it, I'll suck on his balls and tongue-fuck his ass, till he's all better.
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THE SHARKK OK…
haha. tool.
:-)
Morning P!
FIRST.
The same damn thing happened to me, tooth and all, and I didn't see any report of it on perezhilton.com…that's how much it matters.
Well at least he's ok!
first!!!!!!!!!!!
He was BITTEN by a baby shark. Jesus, Perez, write proper English, for God's sake
How cool.
i'm sure now he'll take on yet another job as a marine biologist, or shark-attack prevention counselor….
He gave the shark aids
:(
why "Thankfully"??????????????????????
it should have been "too bad it wasn't serious"
Meh… u should check out the sharks here in australia!
Love you Perez!
Wurd Perez! I'll kick it at the pool with my mojito!
hahahahahahahahahahaha kinda cool!
SEACREST….. OUCHHHHHHHHHH !!
LOL
(PS bet u his hair remained perfect during the ordeal)
A shark with a taste for flaming retard - awesome. Too bad he didn't swallow him whole. Seacrest out!
guess he will have to miss half a days work. which means not going to 8 jobs.. hes the whore of hollywood.. guy must bank at least 100million a year
Re: ANDY2 – can i watch!?!?
Perez,
I love your site but hate that you stole Howard Stern's "King Of All Media" slogan for yourself. It's sleazy and beneath you to steal creative ideas. Get your own ideas! That's his! I'm a Stern fan but even more so a fan of originality. Please lose that slogan; you stole it.
aww, i love ryan - glad he's okay!
oh wow he actually had free time???
why, oh why did that shark chose RYAn? you know what this means? another reality show on E! (wait, I know, we could have a show that takes place on the beach, a californian beach, AND we have people who are injured or say drowning, and they get like saved on this beach. Okay, what celebrity can do this? Does anyone from saved by the bell know how to swim?) By the man who brings to you Denise Richards
its shark week
YES! Sand SUCKS!!!!
Yecks.
He was bitTEN. You call yourself a writer with thar grammar?
omg lol
Seacrest lives every week like it's Shark Week.
Awww that sucks… I actually like Seacrest… and to think this is what happens to the guy when he probably is too busy to relax….
Re: ANDY2 – how bout u come tongue-jack this lil hot tight ass-cunt baby
Re: Lynn – will u rub that clit when u watch???
Re: Lesli – u r not Ryan Seacrest, u r a dumb cunt
Poor little shark, Seacrest probably tastes really bad.
Re: Paty – i dont like sand in my vagina either, we are so alike…
what a nice start to shark week >=)
glad he's okay tho
WHAT BEACH!!!!
WHAT BEACH!!!!
WHAT BEACH? could someone enlighten me with this small detail… it matters trust me
Cabo
ryan SEAcrest got bit by a shark?! lol @ him
he's cool, i like him.
GO RYANN
awww jeal! ive always wanted to get bit by a shark! no lie!
he must be on his period!!!
Re: eliza – Actually he stole it from Wendy Williams , The Queen of a Media. And he knows its true!
A baby shark snapped off a tooth in Ryan Seacrest's foot?! Pretty funny.
Re: rik – u tell me when and where and i will
Prezz i senn your crid on mTV cool. hay what new ?
Ellen degeneres and Portia derossi married? .
Oh BTW, Perez….we're having the Orion Experience on the show…AGAIN! Great folks
YES, There is justice in the world, I can't stand this goober, i love idol but hate tuning in because this guy brings out the need in a person to get stoned!! Does he remind anyone else of a younger Mister Rogers? Yeah, it makes sense now don't it.
It wasn't a shark…it was me. He drives me CAR-A-ZEEEEEEE!!!!!
Indies' Top 10
Oops! The shark most likely wanted to take some meet to the party! Listen to the full song Party At The Sharks at myspace dot com/twilitefantasies
cheers,
carnivorous
he must have been on his period and the shark was attracted to the bleeding!
Ryan is gay - which is fine but why doesn't he just admit it instead of acting coy and pretending that he is looing for a girlfriend?. You just have to look at him to know…
Perez,
This post is the perfect example why I love you. You are the perfect blend of being a diva and just plain cool. You summed up my feelings exacty. I am addicted to your site.
Bravo!
No, the reason you like pools over beaches is because when you're on the beach, you get mistaken for a beached whale; when you're at the pool people can see you're really just a fat pig.
So he was getting a blow job from an east LA gangster.
How does his being IN the water qualify this as a "freak accident"?
Another plus… in the pool you're alone and no one can see how fat you are.
That's gotta be awesome for you.
Ryan! I will take care of you!
Brazilians do it better!
Can you see how happy Mark Jacobs is with his brazilian hub?
I look better than his boyfriend though
Ewww just thinking about Perez in a pool and all i have to say is ewwww!!!!!
OMG!
im like really glad he is ok.
i will tend to all of his wounds.
and i will make him happy…in any way
hehe
haha just in time for shark week on discovery channel!!! they had to keep up their reputation
the poor little shark
How do we know this even really happened? There are no pictures of the "bite", he never says what beach he was on, and according to his radio show he never saw a doctor. Isn't he always working, when does he have time to go to the beach? There is speculation that he stole this idea from a rival radio show and just wants to get ratings. I think he's a douche either way, and if no further proof surfaces I'm going to have to add low-life to his list of credentials.
Re: Lola –
Lola, before you correct other people's grammar, you might want to check your punctuation. Try using a period at the end of your sentence. Have a great day!
when i heared he was hospitalized, i didnt hear what it was about..me and my mom looked at each other and said "what did he work himself to much?" then we heared about the shark later that night…that really sucks…at least he gets a break for once in his life
Sucks to be poor Ryan! Too bad he was bitten a few days short of Shark Week! Maybe mythbusters could have shown him a thing or two about how to defend himself against a shark
GOOD GRAVY! A SANDSHARK!?!?!? & HE LIVED THROUGH THAT EXPERIENCE!!!! GIVE THAT POOR BASTARD A PURPLE HEART!!!!
He is lying This story a Dj from Arizona said something similar and He lied it is podcasted in johnjayandrich.com
He totally stole this story from Johnjay. Like he stole "Ryan's Roses".
Yeah…pools over the beach if you can get past the piss water.
He is so full of it! Just another publicity stunt for some press. He heard his AZ morning show rivals, JohnJay and Rich (KissFM 104.7) talking about their shark encounter in San Diego over the weekend. So Ryan comes on saying he was bit by a shark. Where's the proof, the tooth you had to pull out or a picture of the bite. Wouldn't most people go to the doctor and maybe get a tetanus shot. Go to kzzp.com and listen to JohnJay and Rich in the morning. (You have to hear 2nd Date Update on Tuesdays and War of the Roses on Thursdays, you'll be hooked, they're the best!)
They are great friends with Paula and it annoys the hell out of Ryan. They are both nominated for Best Morning Show so we'll see if playing dirty pays off.
Just another publicity stunt for some press. He heard his AZ morning show rivals, JohnJay and Rich (KissFM 104.7) talking about their shark encounter in San Diego over the weekend. So Ryan comes on saying he was bit by a shark. Where's the proof, the tooth you had to pull out or a picture of the bite. Wouldn't most people go to the doctor and maybe get a tetanus shot. Go to kzzp.com and listen to JohnJay and Rich in the morning. (You have to hear 2nd Date Update on Tuesdays and War of the Roses on Thursdays, you'll be hooked, they're the best!)
They are great friends with Paula and it annoys the hell out of Ryan. They are both nominated for Best Morning Show so we'll see if playing dirty pays off.