That Much Closer To Marriage
It looks like things are getting very very serious between lovebirds Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. Especially since they've even started to get their families involved!
Turns out Reese's 4 year-old son, Deacon, is a fan of the Batman movies.
So, auntie Maggie Gyllenhall gave the little one some action figures from The Dark Knight, as well as his own copy of the script.
So mommy can read it to him?
A friend of the couple says "He is quite the Batman fan. Deacon has been waiting for The Dark Knight to come out, although Reese was worried that it was too dark for him to watch at his age."
And even while the family spends some time in Paris, everyone can notice their chemistry.
A waiter at Allard's in Paris where the family recently dined says, "They looked very much in love and were happy and smiling the whole time. Reese speaks great French — I was so impressed. They seemed to be one big happy family!"
Awwwww, how cute.
So how long until they're married or pop out a kid?
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so cute….first
This is lifted straight from OK magazine's website.
Also, what sort of mother would be encouraging a 4 year old to be interested in a film like TDK. I know Reese is keen for her children to be bullied, but exposing a small child to such an adult film is just completely wrong. Bad parenting Reese.
yay for them!
I love them. Reese is so pretty and normal and natural and awesome. Ahhhhh I love her.
Ahhh man, i wanted to marry Jake. Well, if i'm going to lose him i feel better that it's to a cutie like Reese. I'm a gonna wait for Brad or Matt or Christian to be single and snatch them up instead.
Don't do it!
She's a psycho!
IT'S BRITNEY BITCHHHH!!!
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i like them both but now that they are living together (i could be wrong) i dont think they will get married.
it would be nice though, if they would.
How cute! Glad a pair of celebs are happy
Love them!! hope they get married.
Reese and Jake make much more sense together than Reese and Ryan - who totally married WAY up, professionally and socially. He had neither background, nor education, whereas Jake is rich in both. Reese comes from one of the oldest American families, and Jake from Swedish aristocracy. Very good luck to them both the synergy certainly seems right this time.
hoho, nice couple, I got their story on **casualpal.com, you may know, it is a club for casual encounters only, but anyway, it is so cool! really nice couple, happy for them.
SPELL CHECK!! If she is the aunt shouldn't she have same last name?
to all those annoying people who constantly say… "why do people come here if they don't like Perez?" That's a ridiculous question for any intelligent person to pose — which of course makes sense why these people are asking. Do you really only visit sites or listen to talk shows of people that you like or agree with??? How BORING! Open your minds!
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At first I thought this was the weirdest couple ever. But now I am starting to see that they are very cute together. They both seem very happy. I wish them all the best!
Perez! You need to credit OK magazine when you quote them, you jerk! That's why you always end up in trouble with lawsuits!!! OK. I think Reese is one lucky girl. Climbing in bed next to that every night? Sheesh! Nice ride!
I'm surprised she isn't pregnant already. It certainly isn'r from lack of trying. I bet they have extremely hot sex.
I'm so jealous I can taste it.
Not a good idea for a 4 year old to be watching the Dark Knight!! Jake is so damn hot!! They make a cute couple
Re: Vera – WOW!!!! Let's see everyone putting him down now for saying something negative about autistics kids. Where are all you parents of autistic kids NOW!!! Perez, you are a loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What you said was worse than what Savage said — most people missed his point. but you outright just related autistic to retards!
I wonder how big is Jake….. 7-8? LOL……man i want it!
Reese lucky B*stard!… first, Ryan Phillipe and now Jake!! OMG!!
Perez sweetie.
OMG i thought that was Justin Bobby at first lol
Re: Vera – check this out people! You probably don't want to believe it, but he said it. You goin down Perez!
So she's gallavanting around Paris and Ryan takes Deacon to Venice Beach to see all the freaks…Lovely.
what. a. sham.
people are really buying this?
Didn't you tell us a million times he was gay, Perez?
Would you stop the beard thing? I can't believe that Reese would hookup with someone that was gay, and-bring her children into it. She is attractive -and able to get someone who actually is interested, not using her as his beard
Perez has ginormous man-titties and likes to be suckled like a fat sow. Soooooweeeeeeeee!
LOVE Reese!!!!!
I do NOT like them together, I think he is gross.
HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRERED BOTH.WOULD LOVEEEEEEEEEEE TO SEE THEM MARRIED…PERFECT.
Uhh, Perez, I don't mean to be critical, but shouldn't you have written "Nice Beard" on Reese??
Don't do it Jake, she is nice and everything, but…
so, i'm confused…does this mean he's not gay? everyone assumes ted casablanca's "toothy tile" is jake. right?
Jake looks totally hot
She is such a square, I don't see the attraction!
Smile. They need to smile more when in public. Their 15 mins. will be up soon so why not enjoy it now? Let the public who loves you see you smile.
They'll be marred wthin a year, possibly having a kid before they get married, and then they'll be divorced about two years after that
So, you fans have got about three more years to love them as a couple 
love them!!!!!!
How that makes them closer to marriage???
She is a slut, she cheated on her hubby everyone knows that!
He's so dirty hot with the scruffy beard…
The Beard is a reference to Reece, not Jake's facial hair!
Aw. I absolutely ADORE these two. They are perfect for one another….loyal, trustworthy, confident, grounded, and successful. They seem to truly enjoy one another's company. Who could ask for more? I wish them much happiness!
gyllenHO is waaaay too ugly for reece. i mean, where does he get off thinking he can look like a hobo, while she's dressed in a black designer dress & heels??? WTF!!
I love 'em together also, good luck to the happy couple!!
I think they really made a good couple and take care of the kids very well.
Lets keep are fingers crosed
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They will have beautiful kids. haha
That movie is not for a 4 year old. I questioned my 12 year old seeing it and I'm not stuffy mom. Just the weird scenes and the way the joker acted, not like any other Batman movie- which is fine but not totally child-suited. I just think children should maintain their innocence for as long as they can because you only have it once. And they market the Batman toys for kids, 7, 8 years old for that movie in commercials yet it's rated PG-13 that they can't watch.
reese isa fat ass bitch who can suck my dick bouquet !!!!
Jake seriously is the best looking male celeb lol He can do better
epic couple,
i want jacob benjamin gyllenhaal to be mine biyotch!
i dont know about these two …i dont know if that are compatible they look like such opposites
Reese is a closet fatty…
And jake was just too good
in gay as mountain.
I'm just sayin
Reese is a closet fatty…
And jake was just too good
in gay as mountain.
I'm just sayin
Fag hag and fag
Re: Vera – and…
Maybe they are already married. She said in a magazine interview, she would never live together with someone, and I read they were living together, so maybe they have done the deed and they went to Paris for a honeymoon…with the kids.
JAKEEE BONE ME PLZZZ
Reese is a horrible mother for allowing her 4 year old see this kind of movie. What the helll is wrong with her? And guess what? These two freaks Jake and Reese get married soon and have a baby? Guess what, in about a year or two it will definitely be a big split. And I can say " I told you so"!!!! If you truly belive that this stupid relationship will last, THINK AGAIN!!!
But he's gay. I guess he figures it'll help his career if he marries her. She has an Oscar and her own fame. She's a major step up for him. He hasn't had a hit movie since Brokeback Mountain. Hopefully Reese won't ever find out about his double life. I know Perez thinks he's gay too (he's mentioned it numerous times on his site) but he's doesn't want to insult Reese.
Stop bashing Reese's parenting you old bitches. Reese can do whatever the fuck she wants. It's her damn kid. You bitches are so judgmental. If you were such good parents you'd be with your kids right now instead of on some gossip website. Save that shit for the Bragelina posts.
Re: Mello – The real Batman comics were VERY dark, but that didn't stop my generation from stealing them from our brothers and reading them as soon as we could read. The whole good vs. evil is a very basic thing that kids understand, and why kids LOVE comic books in the first place. She's hardly a bad mother. If he can read, he can think, even if struggling to grasp and attain the concept put forth in the comic. The movies are quite graphic, but the comics, not so much, and they might be a better place to start.
Enough about this fauxmance please. What I really want to know is how much money Ryan got from the divorce settlement. I heard he just bought a $7 million mansion.
They are amazing, Im glad they are happy in their relationship (:
At first I thought that was the case to an engagement ring in Jakes hand! Haha.
And im not gonna comment on the "parenting" issue, all I can say, is let her do the parenting, its her child. And I dont think shes being a bad parent, doesnt mean it was an amazing choice for her to let him watch it though. Its just not a big deal.
Re: jmaddenzgrl – okay i just realized how idiotic my post sounded "Im not gonna comment on this" then i go and do it?! Excuse the "im not gonna comment" part.
Why on God's green earth would Reese be in ANY hurry to marry anyone right now? Oh, and to Mr. Aristocrat - Ryan was hawt, cute, and can act up a storm. Mr. Gyllenhall puts on his boxers one leg at a time like the rest of humanity. He was also a serial philanderer prior to Reese, IMHO. She could be trading one in for another just like the first one. Take your time, honey. Chat with Kirsten. See if he gets the wanderlust after a couple of years. If he's right for you now, he'll be right for you then.
Good job, Perez - you finally spelled Jake's last name correctly…
However, NEWSFLASH - his sister…you know, Maggie?? Yeah, she spells her last name the same as he does! Yep! It's GyllenHAAL not GyllenHALL… just FYI…
re:@v@
You obviously don't have children, and if you do, then you are a horrible parent (or at least one who makes super lame choices), just like anyone (including Reese), who lets a child see this movie at the age of 4. Hire a baby sitter.
Also, you seem like kind of an idiot, but then again, you are most likely 20, in which case, you think you know a lot, even when you don't. Hire yourself a baby sitter.
Sorry @v@. I was replying to STOP, not you. My apologies. STOP, YOU"RE the idiot.
they'll probably have a kid first like all of the other famous people….
Why has a 4-year-old seen Batman movies?
he's so hot! her? not so much
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why isn't there a nickname for the couple yet?
Finally, a nice, normal down-to-earth Hollywood family. And they really even aren't all that "Hollywood," both Jake and Reese are very family oriented and are not publicity whores like Brangelina or all those asshats from "The Hills," speaking of which, Perez, PLEASE remove the DVD ads for, I don't need a headache when I look at the site.
Jake is trying real hard to be good, but he had his day!!!! Jake was (?) like Ryan. He would pick up any random girl and do her. But Jake was always more fun then Ryan. Reese always finds these superhot guys, but she wants something it's impossible to get. She wants to keep them all to herself, and Jake definitely likes to share. BTW: Perez always said Jake is straight! And he would know. Perez used to hit the club scene all the time with Paris and that huge crowd around her. Jake didn't hang with them. He was a little older and more "high class." He had his own crowd. But,everybody knew about Jake. Being gay wasn't his problem. But Perez called it when he named him "Gyllenho'" LOL!!! Good luck Reese!!! Bet they are having a lot of seriously superhot sex. So there's that.
Glad you guys can sit around and day-deam about what kinda sex these two have….are you NOT getting any yourselves that you must dream about Reese and Jake getting freaky??? hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! If Resse is half the "SMART" woman that she claims to be in every article you read about her…she would hold off on marriage for awhile since she just ended one not that long ago……eh…..but then again…. it is JAKE Gylnhaal! none the less……she should wait! Whats up with the kid watching Batman????
maybe it would help if she'd also grow a beard on that chinny-chin-chin
Re: rain – OMG! I have a 3 1/2yr old daughter who is dying to see The Dark Knight. And I don't have a problem with that at all. You see….I've taught her that……it's just a movie. And as long as you instill good values & morals into your child, then they walk away from the movie knowing…….IT'S JUST A MOVIE! Yes - she's that smart!
Is he picking her up from a funeral he didn't attend? She is dressed up in a beautiful black dress and he is in an old wrinkled flannel shirt, jeans and a nylon hoodie?? Come on Jake - have some class….you are with Reese Witherspoon!
WTF is he gonna do about his boyfriend? Jesus H Christ everybody in Hollywood knows he's gay.
does reece know he's gay and is just doing it for the publicity? if not, i feel so bad for her and jake is a scumbag. but most likely it's an arrangement, even though that doesn't seem like reece's style…
Reese Witherspoon is a fugly beard.
"Bet they are having a lot of seriously superhot sex. "
What?!?
REESE WITHERSPOON HAS A COCK?!?
LOL
Re: Vera –
Great Info..thanks for the link Vera
Perez- you are an uneducated idiot
Check out the youtube video everyone..this guys is a hyrprocrite and uneducated.
Question - why do Jake and Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Phillipe wear facial hair????? They have such perfect faces. UGHHHHHHH
You are right again, Perez. Reece does make a very nice BEARD!
Re: rain – Ouch! Being accused of being 20 is kind of like being I.D.'d buying wine when you're quite a bit older, without the compliment, hehe.
Thks for clarifying.
UGH NOOOO
i want to marry jake gyllenhaal!
thats so not fair
ugh
stupid reese witherspoon
jakes hair is long
i love his facial hair
ah hes perfect