It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Could Lindsay Lohan and shiteous DJ saMAN Ronson be slowing coming out as a couple?
Could we be more tired of asking that question?
Yes and no!
Turns out the celesbians' friends were "shocked" that Lezlo changed her Blackberry messenger name.
It now displays, "LL <3s samanhattan - I didn't get hit by a bike!!!"
So, basically, it reads "Lindsay Lohan Hearts SaMANtha - I won't tell you why I went to the hospital, but it wasn't because of a bike!!!"
A friend says, "When we asked her what actually happened, she clammed up. She did go to the hospital, but won't tell anyone why. It's really odd."
She obviously doesn't want you telling the media and making money when she could sell the story herself!
As for the two "best friends", they were recently spending some quality time together at the Bowery Hotel in NYC this weekend.
But, unfortunately for the paparazzi, they missed their photo ops.
Linds and her scarecrow pal had to exit out the balcony from their second-floor room and down the side of the wall due to a malfunctioning door.
An insider says, "Thankfully, the busboys and wait staff were there to climb up and help the girls down. Lindsay and Sam were laughing hysterically. They thought it was the funniest thing ever."
Yea, we'd think it was the funniest thing ever too…if we were drunk or stoned.
What, no one could take off the doorhandle or open the door somehow?
[Image via WENN.]