It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Poor Prince Charles. The aging royal iss a bit out of touch with what's going on around him.
During a recent event at the Cartier International Polo Tournament at the Guards Club in Windsor, London, Prince Charles met the gorgeous and talented Miz Dita Von Teese.
And when he asked what she did for a living, Dita responded with "I'm a dancer."
So what's a horny Prince to do?
He hired the "dancer" for his son's 24th birthday.
We're sure Prince Harry would loved it!
An insider says, “Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.”
Dita is amazing!
They should be so lucky as to have her perform!
[Image via WENN.]