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Dita, Fit For A King

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Poor Prince Charles. The aging royal iss a bit out of touch with what's going on around him.

During a recent event at the Cartier International Polo Tournament at the Guards Club in Windsor, London, Prince Charles met the gorgeous and talented Miz Dita Von Teese.

And when he asked what she did for a living, Dita responded with "I'm a dancer."

So what's a horny Prince to do?

He hired the "dancer" for his son's 24th birthday.

We're sure Prince Harry would loved it!

An insider says, “Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.”

Dita is amazing!

They should be so lucky as to have her perform!

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  1. jenny says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  2. jodi says – reply to this


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    wow!

  3. Amand says – reply to this


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    SECOND

  4. kait says – reply to this


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    first - Harry's hot!

  5. PFOP says – reply to this


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    www.pocketfullofpaper.com
    www.pocketfullofpaper.com
    www.pocketfullofpaper.com

  6. joell says – reply to this


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    Ah sHIT!
    I WANTED TO BE FIRST!

  7. Alici says – reply to this


    7

    Why does she bother trying to look and act classy when she is in fact, anything but.

  8. lulu says – reply to this


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    she's gorgeous! her dancing is not "raunchy"



  9. 9

    shes so prettty

  10. aly says – reply to this


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    10th! :P

  11. kyle says – reply to this


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    third.

  12. ooo says – reply to this


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    What a gorgeous woman. Not the typical "Holywood beauty", it's refreshing to see!

  13. Lily says – reply to this


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    LOL!
    that party would be very interesting.

  14. xoxo says – reply to this


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    ah! she's gorgeous!

  15. bri says – reply to this


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    first!

  16. #k says – reply to this


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    so!

  17. yuyu says – reply to this


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    lol that's great. Dita rocks.

  18. Cpt. says – reply to this


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    oh please as if harry is too virginal for ::gasp:: a burlesque show



  19. 19

    Oh ya Harry and Dita in the same room!

  20. are y says – reply to this


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    She is a whore, under burlesque wrap, Manson's bitch, she is grossest piece of shit there is out there. Rotten chick under fancy wrap, she is worst than Amy, Britney and all other train wrecks out there. At least they seem human, she is like a puppet, she does nothing bud show her tits and dresses nice. I bet she is Hollywood's most expensive hooker!!!!!



  21. 21

    i think shes killer!
    just nt apt for them!

  22. CHI says – reply to this


    22

    hahahahah
    i love dita!

  23. vnhgv says – reply to this


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    THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  24. 24

    HAHAHA

  25. Cassi says – reply to this


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    rofl OH MY GOD, that's one of the funniest stories i've heard for awhile!

  26. aerdn says – reply to this


    26

    nice.

  27. argos says – reply to this


    27

    7th?? Dita is hot !!! lol imagine Charles horse face when she does her 'dance'.

  28. Durr says – reply to this


    28

    She looks like a cartoon character. A goofy one. She needs to stop ripping dead people off. It's kind of lame. Is she going to look like that when she's 60?

  29. Grace says – reply to this


    29

    Now that would be a great gig to get for "Dita Von Teese" and why should Prince Charles not be able to see her performance as well as the prince. Camilla may even enjoy the performance and show.

  30. Mistr says – reply to this


    30

    Dita thinks you are an asshole, Mario. For real!

  31. Yuck says – reply to this


    31

    Yes, she is very pretty and dresses to perfection. I love the burlesque vintage thing she does and then I saw the porno shots with her in those lucite heels getting it from another woman.

    The love affair is over. She is indeed disgusting.



  32. 32

    LOL!! that's funny… but she is *stunning*… I'm a straight girl, and I was like "wow! …" during her (video) performance during the George Michael concerts this summer, lol

  33. Eliza says – reply to this


    33

    I LOVE it! That's absolutely classic.

    P.S. I totally want that peach dress…

  34. Yo says – reply to this


    34

    Dita is a regular preformer here in the nightclub I work for. She always draws huge crowds…

  35. Danne says – reply to this


    35

    I totally LOVE Dita! She's the Bettie Page of our time

  36. meeee says – reply to this


    36

    dita is man with a hige wang and horse face.



  37. 37

    hahaha what an idiot, poor harry maybe he has no idea

  38. meeee says – reply to this


    38

    Re: meeee

    oops, meant huge.

  39. Kook says – reply to this


    39

    Prince Charles & Dita Von Teese…why not?
    Prince Andrew used to date a stripper (Koo Stark).

  40. amir says – reply to this


    40

    why are you so obsessed with this ugly broad, perez?



  41. 41

    hhaaha i love it!!!!!

  42. Aqua7 says – reply to this


    42

    Can we get Dita on Mad men?

  43. mom says – reply to this


    43

    she always looks wonderful. i love her. oh of coarse i do i'm her mom. ha

  44. Nod. says – reply to this


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    Feigned embarrassment. She would actually be right up their alley, so long as the tabs didn't get hold of it.

  45. thatr says – reply to this


    45

    OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMEN IS SHE DEAD, SHE IS SOOO DAMN DISCUTINGLY WHITE, YUCK, I WOULDNT FUCK THAT PALE GHOST IF THEY PAID ME 5 MILLION, SHE IS NASTY PASTY WHITE. DAMN BITCH NEEDS TO GET SOME COLOR. aHHH Honey white aint in no more, its soooo 1985. Georgous sun kissed skin or olive skin is sooo in, anything dark is in. White pasty white is soooo out!

    YUCK I JUST THREW UP LOOKING AT HER.

  46. kejng says – reply to this


    46

    ahhhh dita von teese, the most beautiful woman alive
    =)

  47. Iann says – reply to this


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    who is she, never heard of her, just asked around in my job and no one ever heard of her, how old is she like 60, sure looks it. Ugly cunt. Why is she soo white, is she sick?????



  48. 48

    haha lol

  49. size0 says – reply to this


    49

    She is as pretty as perez.
    Pasty and Ugly
    Mmmmmmm

    Not Pretty DITA
    GO GIRL

  50. Amand says – reply to this


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    My goodness Perez can u kiss this bitches ass anymore, she is not cute and she is a no one!!! Why do you not report on people that people really care about. We like to hear about Brad and Angie or other A listers not the Z listers that are your friends and you kiss up too.

  51. Reece says – reply to this


    51

    This is such bullshit! Exactly WHAT KIND OF DANCE did he think he would be hiring her for? Last I checked young adult males father's don't usually hire soloist ballerina's to entertain their sons on their birthday's. The prince was only embarrased because he got caught.

  52. tooth says – reply to this


    52

    Marilyn Manson married her. And we know what he's like–on drugs and not with it. Stoned people find her attractive.

  53. X says – reply to this


    53

    Rumor Willis?

  54. Slim says – reply to this


    54

    She's still fucking disgustingly ugly…fat ass. I guess she's your fag hag, huh? But instead of being fat and ugly, she's pasty and ugly.

    Enjoy your daily dose of cock….saggy.

    N

  55. h says – reply to this


    55

    she's not a dancer - she's a stripper. she is absolutely no different to any other stripper or pole dancer - just with a better publicist and better pay.

  56. hmmm says – reply to this


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    Re: thatr – your jealousy is showing

  57. jeffd says – reply to this


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    I LOVE THE REDHEADED COW TO THE LEFT OF DITA, THE ONE SHIELDING DITA FROM THE CAMERAS. DON'T YOU THINK THAT FAT CUNT FELT THE MOST IMPORTANT FEELINGS OF HER LIFE FLOWING THROUGH HER WHEN SHE IMAGINED BEING PHOTOGRAPHED NEXT TO A ”CELEBRITY.” A PERSON WHO LEECHES SELF IMPORTANCE FROM WORKING IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO CELEBRITIES SHOULD TAKE A HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE KILLING THEMSELVES. GOOD DAY.

  58. lucy says – reply to this


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    #1 who cares if you are first, you are wasting space. If you have something to say, say it. Do not just put first! #2, she can dress great, but she still a whore

  59. Krist says – reply to this


    59

    You'll have to excuse if you've already discuss this. I have a one-year-old sucking the brain cells that used to be reserved for juicy gossip knowledge. Have you seen the Geroge Michael show? Went on Saturday and there is a stunning video w/ Dita. Forgot my camera or I could have gotten some still from it. She is breathe taking and had me questoning my sexuality. Bitch.

  60. snot says – reply to this


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    prince Chuck didn't realize she is a tranny?? And she'd dangle her sack over the royal prince'e faces?? i thought anyone who looked at her obvious fakeness that she is hiding alot of baggage.

  61. lulu says – reply to this


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    She is alright but I dont think she is all that. I mean come on she is a stripper nothing more. If it wasnt for the fact she banged nasty ole Marilyn Manson she'd be a nobody.

  62. Ugh! says – reply to this


    62

    Someday you truly must explain your fascination with this woman. She is outdated, homely, sleazy, and, stupid enough to marry and have sex with Marilyn Manson. Exaclty what part of that impresses you so? You have zero taste.

  63. BORE says – reply to this


    63

    Dita is becoming B.O.R.I.N.G. Does she wear a mask and wig and just put different clothes on or what? Time to change it up, girl. You know it's the kiss of death when Perez likes you.



  64. 64

    I thought Europeans weren't as prude as Americans. Hmm?

  65. STFU says – reply to this


    65

    Re: thatr – What a shallow ass. Glad you're going to stick with your own and keep those genetics away from the ones you malign. You're about as deep as a shot glass.

  66. PLEEZ says – reply to this


    66

    .
    Like Bonny Prince Charles acts on his own, hiring "dancers." Like he's common enough to say "oh hello, here's my number, ring me up sometime," and doesn't have like 500 handlers who arrange things for him. Like she just happened to be there and caught his eye and he just happened to talk to her and she just happened to talk to him, and his people or her people didn't even know he had hired her for her "talent." My guess is word got out and the randy Windsors got busted again. It's called damage control.
    *
    Perez, you are such a tool.



  67. 67

    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. Cinst says – reply to this


    68

    I don't know what it is about this woman, but she bores the shit out of me and I find her completely unattractive. She looks like she hasn't seen the sun in a thousand years. I don't think there's anyone on the planet that is less sexy than this person. I have no idea why she's famous. But I have no idea why a lot of people are famous.

  69. krist says – reply to this


    69

    Yes, they are very lucky Dita will dance for them. Dita is a classic, and always will be.

  70. Jodie says – reply to this


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    She's a stripper isn't she?

  71. ISSA says – reply to this


    71

    Dita Von Teese

  72. ISSA says – reply to this


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    I LOVE Dita Von Teese

  73. cici says – reply to this


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    complete nonsense. HRH has plenty of staff to keep him clued in to whom he is meeting! The only context I would believe this is if "the insider" was talking about what a great sense of humor HRH has and of course he knew what kind of dancing DVT does. So there!

  74. danni says – reply to this


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    dita is an ugly cumbag. She most likely reminded the Prince of one of his polo ponies with that long ugly face of hers.

  75. V says – reply to this


    75

    Wondering why she said "dancer" instead of burlesque performer, which is what she is. Dancer is very vague and covers a lot of territory.

  76. ali t says – reply to this


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    she is stunning, look out kate middleton

  77. annie says – reply to this


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    OH MY ACTUAL GOD, PEREZ! WINDSOR IS NOT IN FUCKING LONDON! ITS MORE LIKE NEARLY 2 HOURS OUTSIDE LONDON, YOU FUCKING SHIT! get ur facts right!

  78. Melan says – reply to this


    78

    She will handle it with grace and put on a glorious, and appropriate, show for them. Just watch!

  79. annoy says – reply to this


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    WINDSOR IS NOT IN LONDON! What the hell is wrong with you americans thinking that London is the only place in Britain???

    Don't bother writing these stories if you dont care enough to get the facts straight! idiots

  80. Amazi says – reply to this


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    GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TEAM DITA!

  81. Machi says – reply to this


    81

    You haters only WISHED you looked as good as her…or could F*ck someone who looked as good as her.

  82. anna says – reply to this


    82

    I love any Hollywood celebrity who isn't spray painted orange!

  83. yep says – reply to this


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    Re: thatr – Pale skin is beautiful and clean looking, delicate and feminine. You need to get over yourself, skin the color of shit isn't beautiful.

    And she kicks ass for going against trends and being herself!

  84. Amor says – reply to this


    84

    I think Dita's performances are gorgeous…not raunchy! I mean really! Xtina's "Dirrty" video was more risque with clothes on than what Dita does…

  85. Kate says – reply to this


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    Re: thatr
    Tans are for strippers, porn stars, and manual laborers.
    But she is a stripper so it's kind of funny.
    Besides, she's a model as well. I guess the term 'pin-up' is lost on you.



  86. 86

    perez, please she would be lucky to perform for them! shes just a glorified stripper, but that is pretty funny.

  87. Conni says – reply to this


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    Strippers are now called "Dancers"?

  88. Socra says – reply to this


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    WHOA!!

    "They should be so lucky as to have her perform!"

    Ummmm, Perez, I know you LOVE Dita and all, but this is ROYALTY we are talking about. Centuries and centuries of God anointed sovereignty. She should be LUCKY the Prince spoke to her and invited her to his son's party.

  89. moe says – reply to this


    89

    what would princess diana say?

  90. rogue says – reply to this


    90

    she is nothing to look at…please!!!!

  91. charl says – reply to this


    91

    forget Barbie - forget Bratz - give our girls a Dita doll with that gorgeous, classy wardrobe…..

  92. Baaaa says – reply to this


    92

    Riiiiight…I'm sure PRINCE CHARLES of all people would hire someone he knew nothing about for his SON'S party. Suuure, that makes a ton of sense.

  93. jessi says – reply to this


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    She must have been wearing a lot of sunscreen that day

  94. Peach says – reply to this


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    Lol! I think they should let her go on with the performance.
    Love, love, love her!
    .
    I can't think of anyone, not anyone who is always as flawless as this woman is. She's a throw back to old Hollywood, old burlesque, yes. And I love it.
    I WISH I looked that good!

  95. Trixi says – reply to this


    95

    Leave the Queen and her kin alone, you…you…you…Queen!

  96. Idiot says – reply to this


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    Re: Iann

    to lann and thatr…… yeah, a suntan is great. Do you tan? Please give me the name of the dermatologist you'll be seeing in 10 years to treat your skin cancer. I hope it's a big, oozing, weeping hole on your lips. You'll look so HOT.



  97. 97

    oh Queen Mum would have shit herself..That's too funny

  98. Laura says – reply to this


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    Windsor is not in london, it is in berkshire, i live there!

  99. k says – reply to this


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    she looks like a vampire … and a guy in drag sorry I do not see it Perez

  100. Lulu says – reply to this


    100

    "Talented" - now you're pushing it. Little girl dressing up in mommies clothes and media whore more like.

    I wish I was like the Prince and didn't know who she was either - BORING!!

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