Dita, Fit For A King
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Poor Prince Charles. The aging royal iss a bit out of touch with what's going on around him.
During a recent event at the Cartier International Polo Tournament at the Guards Club in Windsor, London, Prince Charles met the gorgeous and talented Miz Dita Von Teese.
And when he asked what she did for a living, Dita responded with "I'm a dancer."
So what's a horny Prince to do?
He hired the "dancer" for his son's 24th birthday.
We're sure Prince Harry would loved it!
An insider says, “Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.”
Dita is amazing!
They should be so lucky as to have her perform!
[Image via WENN.]
FIRST!
wow!
SECOND
first - Harry's hot!
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Ah sHIT!
I WANTED TO BE FIRST!
Why does she bother trying to look and act classy when she is in fact, anything but.
she's gorgeous! her dancing is not "raunchy"
shes so prettty
10th!
third.
What a gorgeous woman. Not the typical "Holywood beauty", it's refreshing to see!
LOL!
that party would be very interesting.
ah! she's gorgeous!
first!
so!
lol that's great. Dita rocks.
oh please as if harry is too virginal for ::gasp:: a burlesque show
Oh ya Harry and Dita in the same room!
She is a whore, under burlesque wrap, Manson's bitch, she is grossest piece of shit there is out there. Rotten chick under fancy wrap, she is worst than Amy, Britney and all other train wrecks out there. At least they seem human, she is like a puppet, she does nothing bud show her tits and dresses nice. I bet she is Hollywood's most expensive hooker!!!!!
i think shes killer!
just nt apt for them!
hahahahah
i love dita!
THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA
rofl OH MY GOD, that's one of the funniest stories i've heard for awhile!
nice.
7th?? Dita is hot !!! lol imagine Charles horse face when she does her 'dance'.
She looks like a cartoon character. A goofy one. She needs to stop ripping dead people off. It's kind of lame. Is she going to look like that when she's 60?
Now that would be a great gig to get for "Dita Von Teese" and why should Prince Charles not be able to see her performance as well as the prince. Camilla may even enjoy the performance and show.
Dita thinks you are an asshole, Mario. For real!
Yes, she is very pretty and dresses to perfection. I love the burlesque vintage thing she does and then I saw the porno shots with her in those lucite heels getting it from another woman.
The love affair is over. She is indeed disgusting.
LOL!! that's funny… but she is *stunning*… I'm a straight girl, and I was like "wow! …" during her (video) performance during the George Michael concerts this summer, lol
I LOVE it! That's absolutely classic.
P.S. I totally want that peach dress…
Dita is a regular preformer here in the nightclub I work for. She always draws huge crowds…
I totally LOVE Dita! She's the Bettie Page of our time
dita is man with a hige wang and horse face.
hahaha what an idiot, poor harry maybe he has no idea
Re: meeee –
oops, meant huge.
Prince Charles & Dita Von Teese…why not?
Prince Andrew used to date a stripper (Koo Stark).
why are you so obsessed with this ugly broad, perez?
hhaaha i love it!!!!!
Can we get Dita on Mad men?
she always looks wonderful. i love her. oh of coarse i do i'm her mom. ha
Feigned embarrassment. She would actually be right up their alley, so long as the tabs didn't get hold of it.
OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMEN IS SHE DEAD, SHE IS SOOO DAMN DISCUTINGLY WHITE, YUCK, I WOULDNT FUCK THAT PALE GHOST IF THEY PAID ME 5 MILLION, SHE IS NASTY PASTY WHITE. DAMN BITCH NEEDS TO GET SOME COLOR. aHHH Honey white aint in no more, its soooo 1985. Georgous sun kissed skin or olive skin is sooo in, anything dark is in. White pasty white is soooo out!
YUCK I JUST THREW UP LOOKING AT HER.
ahhhh dita von teese, the most beautiful woman alive
=)
who is she, never heard of her, just asked around in my job and no one ever heard of her, how old is she like 60, sure looks it. Ugly cunt. Why is she soo white, is she sick?????
haha lol
She is as pretty as perez.
Pasty and Ugly
Mmmmmmm
Not Pretty DITA
GO GIRL
My goodness Perez can u kiss this bitches ass anymore, she is not cute and she is a no one!!! Why do you not report on people that people really care about. We like to hear about Brad and Angie or other A listers not the Z listers that are your friends and you kiss up too.
This is such bullshit! Exactly WHAT KIND OF DANCE did he think he would be hiring her for? Last I checked young adult males father's don't usually hire soloist ballerina's to entertain their sons on their birthday's. The prince was only embarrased because he got caught.
Marilyn Manson married her. And we know what he's like–on drugs and not with it. Stoned people find her attractive.
Rumor Willis?
She's still fucking disgustingly ugly…fat ass. I guess she's your fag hag, huh? But instead of being fat and ugly, she's pasty and ugly.
Enjoy your daily dose of cock….saggy.
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she's not a dancer - she's a stripper. she is absolutely no different to any other stripper or pole dancer - just with a better publicist and better pay.
Re: thatr – your jealousy is showing
I LOVE THE REDHEADED COW TO THE LEFT OF DITA, THE ONE SHIELDING DITA FROM THE CAMERAS. DON'T YOU THINK THAT FAT CUNT FELT THE MOST IMPORTANT FEELINGS OF HER LIFE FLOWING THROUGH HER WHEN SHE IMAGINED BEING PHOTOGRAPHED NEXT TO A ”CELEBRITY.” A PERSON WHO LEECHES SELF IMPORTANCE FROM WORKING IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO CELEBRITIES SHOULD TAKE A HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE KILLING THEMSELVES. GOOD DAY.
#1 who cares if you are first, you are wasting space. If you have something to say, say it. Do not just put first! #2, she can dress great, but she still a whore
You'll have to excuse if you've already discuss this. I have a one-year-old sucking the brain cells that used to be reserved for juicy gossip knowledge. Have you seen the Geroge Michael show? Went on Saturday and there is a stunning video w/ Dita. Forgot my camera or I could have gotten some still from it. She is breathe taking and had me questoning my sexuality. Bitch.
prince Chuck didn't realize she is a tranny?? And she'd dangle her sack over the royal prince'e faces?? i thought anyone who looked at her obvious fakeness that she is hiding alot of baggage.
She is alright but I dont think she is all that. I mean come on she is a stripper nothing more. If it wasnt for the fact she banged nasty ole Marilyn Manson she'd be a nobody.
Someday you truly must explain your fascination with this woman. She is outdated, homely, sleazy, and, stupid enough to marry and have sex with Marilyn Manson. Exaclty what part of that impresses you so? You have zero taste.
Dita is becoming B.O.R.I.N.G. Does she wear a mask and wig and just put different clothes on or what? Time to change it up, girl. You know it's the kiss of death when Perez likes you.
I thought Europeans weren't as prude as Americans. Hmm?
Re: thatr – What a shallow ass. Glad you're going to stick with your own and keep those genetics away from the ones you malign. You're about as deep as a shot glass.
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Like Bonny Prince Charles acts on his own, hiring "dancers." Like he's common enough to say "oh hello, here's my number, ring me up sometime," and doesn't have like 500 handlers who arrange things for him. Like she just happened to be there and caught his eye and he just happened to talk to her and she just happened to talk to him, and his people or her people didn't even know he had hired her for her "talent." My guess is word got out and the randy Windsors got busted again. It's called damage control.
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Perez, you are such a tool.
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH MY DAD WOULD OF HIRED HER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
FUCK MANSON!!! LOVE YOU DITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know what it is about this woman, but she bores the shit out of me and I find her completely unattractive. She looks like she hasn't seen the sun in a thousand years. I don't think there's anyone on the planet that is less sexy than this person. I have no idea why she's famous. But I have no idea why a lot of people are famous.
Yes, they are very lucky Dita will dance for them. Dita is a classic, and always will be.
She's a stripper isn't she?
Dita Von Teese
I LOVE Dita Von Teese
complete nonsense. HRH has plenty of staff to keep him clued in to whom he is meeting! The only context I would believe this is if "the insider" was talking about what a great sense of humor HRH has and of course he knew what kind of dancing DVT does. So there!